Chapter 140: Buns Feeding the Wolves
There was a thunderous knock on the door, which frightened Mingyue into a thrill, and suddenly sat up from the couch, only to see that the sunlight had passed through the window lattice, leaving a mottled dark shadow on the chess table, and the light was strange and distorted, like a writhing snake.
The door rang again, and Xiao Cui on the side was no longer in the house, so she should have gone to the back room to cook. Mingyue shook her head, made herself sober, and simply put on her clothes.
As soon as the door was opened, a flowery woman outside the door was raising her fist and preparing to slam the door again, the imposing appearance was so frightened that Mingyue gasped, took two steps back, looked at the woman with strange eyes, and thought of the most appropriate words to describe the woman in front of her.
The women's clothes are completely worthy of the two idioms of "colorful and flowery", orange gowns, lake blue undershirts, light green pleated skirts, baby pink embroidered shoes, golden begonia flowers on the head, and red broken jade earrings......
The woman's face is completely worthy of the two idioms of "skin is like snow, cherry blossoms are colorful", the skin on the face is like snow, but it is "two feet thick" goose feather snow, too thick and heavy, you can't see the original color, and when you move, the powder on your face falls like a "snowflake......
The woman's body is completely worthy of the two idioms of "turbulent waves, swallowing mountains and rivers", the flesh on the body trembles with the body, the back wave pushes the front wave, a wave is stronger than a wave, surging forward, bound to swallow everything, that fist like a bowl, can have two small fists of the bright moon......
If you have to force it to be highly summarized in one word, Mingyue only thought of "the scene of the car accident".
Seeing the astonishment on Mingyue's face, and Wei Yan's face on his side, he endured it again and again, Fang Chang took a breath of relief, and said as calmly as possible: "Miss Mingyue, this is what the master asked me to find for you to be a helper, she has no other skills, and her ability to stir up trouble is first-class, so it is enough for her to deal with those ten aunts......"
One husband should be closed, ten mothers are not open! Mingyue deeply agreed, this woman stood in front of the ten aunts, only this set of ten aunts in one color, will make each aunt lose confidence in their clothes, depressed to doubt life, will retreat, out of sight and out of mind.
The woman suddenly smiled, so heartless, but so infectious and friendly, Mingyue suddenly felt that this girl might not be as bad as her outfit.
Mingyue, who was curious, smiled back and said amiably: "What is this sister called?" β
The woman suddenly laughed, her snow-white teeth were so dazzling and white in the sun, and she glanced at Wei Yan shyly and replied: "Miss Mingyue, my name is Begonia, I am eighteen years old, and my family has opened a bun shop in the county town of Gen'er, I help the family to wrap a big table of buns every morning, the skin is thin and filling, but it is delicious, and I know that I am a big bun when I mention "swallowing it in one bite" in the county, so I am called "big table", my aunt is a famous matchmaker in the county. Let my aunt go to the matchmaker, she can say the lame as good, and the ugly as beautiful, and make sure you can get married......"
Wei Yan's originally blackened face was red again, this begonia, why does she sell her family's buns "swallow" and her aunt "one mouthful" everywhere? Where can Mingyue see that she can't get married?
Wei Yan coughed twice in embarrassment, reminding the "big table" to be cautious in his words and deeds.
Wei Yan obviously overestimated Begonia's IQ, it can be said that the chicken talks with the duck and plays the piano to the cow, this cough doesn't matter, Begonia also thought that Wei Yan reminded her to introduce her identity.
The rare face of the rough-skinned woman was dyed with a layer of shy pale pink, and the big hands like buns were clumped and rubbed in front of her, rubbed and rubbed, and when Mingyue thought she could knead a big bun, the woman finally showed a smile again and said: "Miss Mingyue, I, I, I am Wei Lang's uncrossed palm print lady......"
Wei Yan's mouth was wide open, almost dementia, although the two were forcibly married by Wei Zhixing, but the number of times they met was not much, I didn't expect this woman to be so straightforward!! Still Palm Prints Lady? It's true that he's a six-rank official, but this palm print is too self-righteous, right? This must be her "one-size-fits-all" matchmaker aunt who uses her family affairs as a model to sell to others!!
Mingyue couldn't help but open her mouth wide, better than Wei Yan's mouth, these two? This husband and wife are too heavy, right?
Wei Yan has a long and well-proportioned figure, standing beside the stout and low begonia, he looks thin and tall, if one is a floor cylinder, then the other is a thin cucumber, this combination ----- happens to be a large vat of pickled cucumbers, the most delicious.
Mingyue smiled very unkindly, arched her hand to Wei Yan and said, "Good things are coming, congratulations!" β
Wei Yan squinted his eyes and glanced at the "big table", the sadness in his heart had already flowed backwards, and he couldn't express it, he didn't dare to hate his master Wei Zhixing, so he had to secretly hate Li Fang, the first figurine! The thought of sending the "big table" to Li Fang is even stronger, no matter who hurts whom, he can only watch the excitement, if he unfortunately angers Li Fang and splits the "big table" with a knife, he will end up quiet.
Mingyue's brows furrowed, if it was Wei Yan's fiancΓ©e, how could Li Fang obediently let Begonia stay and help? I guess it's going to be an eyesore and a fly to blast away, right?! Even if you can stay, you will be implicated by yourself, and you will be bullied by eleven masters miserably, so it's better not to be involved.
Wei Yan is looking forward to the situation of meeting the ten aunts at the "big table", will people turn their backs? Unprepared?
Mingyue hadn't figured out a way yet, and Wei Lai was also at a loss, when a dog barking heard closer and closer, Wei Yan turned around violently, only to see a dog shadow rushing out of the room, and swooping towards himself in front of the door with lightning speed.
Wei Yan was so frightened that he reached out to take out the prepared chili water, but when he took it out, he was empty, it turned out that he didn't have it at all!!
Wei Yan is afraid of dogs, so he has his own anti-dog water--- all kinds of pungent water such as chili peppers mixed with water, and he repelled the two dogs when he was at the foot of the mountain, but after coming to the Yin family, the two dogs are often tied to the kennel by the bright moon, and they are familiar with the Wei family and the Li family.
The bloody white teeth of the "flirting girl" are getting bigger and bigger in front of Wei Yan, the saliva on the tongue is shining with crystal light by the sun, and the hot breath is quickly frozen into white gas by the cold wind, and it also freezes Wei Yan's hands and feet, Wei Yan resigned himself to reluctance to resign his wrist, decided to abandon the car to protect the handsome------ and used his arm to block the attack of "flirting girl"!
"Whew" was a low cry, and then there was no sound.
Wei Yan was apprehensive in his heart, and accepted the fact of being bitten by a dog with great courage, but his arm did not feel pain for a long time, isn't this dog old and has bad teeth? Or do you tinker with medicine all year round, so even dogs don't think their meat is good?
Wei Yan, who was thinking wildly, suddenly remembered that before she closed her eyes, she vaguely saw the "big table" on her side twist quickly, could it be that she sacrificed her life to block herself, and the dog bit the fat and strong "big table", so she let herself go?
Wei Yan carefully opened his eyes and peeked in front of him, at this time, the begonia was facing away from him like a pressure tank, his back was obviously stiff, his arms were stretched forward like dead branches, and the mouth of the "flirting girl" was like growing on her hand, and the body was off the ground, but he still did not let go of the begonia's "hand", and although the begonia's face was dark, he didn't say a word, he didn't take it back, he didn't shake off the dog, one person and one dog, like a big deal.
Wei Yan's heart sank, he felt the pain of being bitten by a dog when he was a child, and suddenly felt that although the begonias looked ugly, their eyes were really not bad.
Wei Yan turned his face and said to Mingyue with an angry face: "Quickly tear your dog away!" I'm going to get my medicine!! β
Mingyue touched her nose in a daze, not knowing how to answer Wei Yan, obviously, as soon as Wei Yan closed his eyes in fright, he missed the plot of the first half of the episode, and made a big oolong, just about to explain, but the man had already gone back to the house to get the medicine through the ruins like the wind.
Mingyue came to the middle, looked at the stalemate of one person and one dog, and said calmly: "'Big table', you wrap a big table of buns a day, just this one big meat bun, you can give it up!" Besides, aren't you just giving it to the dog? β
Begonia pouted, and said unhappily: "These few in my arms are different from those in the basket, they are pure donkey meat filling, specially for 'Wei Xun'!" Half of your dog's diet is enough!! β
Mingyue helplessly said to the "flirting girl" who was biting the meat bun in the hand of the "big table": "'Flirting sister', are you a gentleman?" People's buns are 'fed to wolves', you, a little local dog in the village, compete with the 'wolves' from the city for food, you are too self-conscious, right? β
The "flirtatious girl" stubbornly still didn't say anything, and her whole body was thrown into a kite by the "big table", swinging around in mid-air.
Mingyue, who was helpless, sighed, this person and a dog are not ordinary stubborn, they are better than the stubborn Wei Zhixing.
Mingyue rolled her eyes, changed her smile and said: "'Big table', women can't be too strong, too strong men will be useless, your hand is still 'bitten' by a dog!" You tell me?! β
Begonia's eyes were stunned, thinking of Wei Yan's rare guilty tone just now, his eyes were as bright as a mouse in the night, his hand was loosened, and he rolled twice on the ground, and the meat bun as big as a steamed bun in his mouth did not spill his mouth, and he hurriedly ran back to the nest.
The "big table" looked at his smooth palms, where were there any tooth marks on them, except for the freshly cracked bun oil?
Looking at the direction of Wei Yan's departure, the fat girl firmly raised her hand to her mouth, stretched out her small tongue, licked the grease on it, and in Mingyue's surprised eyes, she opened her mouth wide and bit the tiger's mouth hard.
Mingyue secretly picked her big finger, this woman, for her Wei Lang, it is really scary to fight.