Chapter 39: Lao Tzu is now your teacher! Understand?!
Bear children really exist whether they are Chinese or foreign, whether they are real or in another world, especially in middle school, this is a nest of bear children!
Lao Tzu came from the bear child, I don't understand you yet?!
Wang Dao chuckled slightly, looking at them with kindness in his eyes, just when this group of Japanese male children were so proud that they were even about to leave the table.
Wang Dao sneered, raised his right palm, dark energy and true qi luck, it's time to give these bear children a dismount, I have no interest in being a cute and cute healing teacher in this world!
With a flip of his palm, he slapped the blackboard table in front of him, deliberately spreading the force in front of the blackboard table and spreading it out softly, and then pressing it hard!
Syllable! Squeak! In an instant, the whole classroom fell silent! They watched with wide eyes and disbelief as the blackboard table fell apart, falling apart like tarot cards.
"Lao Tzu only repeats! Lao Tzu is your teacher now! Understand?! From this day forward, I am your history teacher! Except for the questions related to history class, Lao Tzu will not answer any of them! Dare to chirp crookedly with Lao Tzu, but don't blame me for not having a good temper, the teacher likes to beat people when he is angry! A dozen people, crazy even I am afraid of myself! ”
"Do you know why Lao Tzu went to Japan? Because I was fighting with people in China, and one accidentally killed seven people, so I came to your place to teach! I am a great man of 1.8 billion in China! 10 million territorial area! What's better than where you birds don't?! "There are still some small countries in the Bay Bay Province of the world, which are attached to China!
"Don't think about making a small report to the head teacher and the principal, do you know how Lao Tzu came in? Yesterday, President Tanaka sent someone to put your former history teacher in the hospital, and then called your principal! That's how I got in! I am too angry in China, and some Buddhist monks say that I can't do this, and I want to turn my anger into peace. No, I'll be a teacher for you, and slowly turn anger into peace. ”
"So. Don't push the teacher, be in a hurry. If I accidentally slap me and kill anyone, I'm embarrassed, and I'm going to run away again. Do you understand? ”
Wang Dao's eyes were wide open, his energy was bulging, his breath was exploding, and he stepped down from the lecturer's desk to inspect these students who seemed to have lost the protection of a hen at this time and could only tremble.
"Don't you understand? This classmate? Wang Dao tilted his head and leaned in front of an arrogant-looking student.
The head in front of him was dyed pale gold and stood upright like a sword mountain. Wearing earrings and sitting on the back row of seats, standing with his hands on his chest, facing Wang Dao's questioning, his arrogant expression suddenly stagnated, and he lowered his head with his head tilted, not daring to speak.
"Yo Si! Yes, yes, the teacher likes the silent students the most! Wang Dao raised his head and glanced at the students around him who were staring at him, then stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, and pressed his right hand on his head violently! Put your fingers firmly together. At the same time, his left hand restrained his right shoulder and pressed it hard! Restrain him from moving.
The five fingers like iron claws are as hard as steel bars, and they are slowly exerted! Pinch his skull and start to hurt slowly!
"Huh? What is your name? If you don't answer well. Teacher tells you an unfortunate news, I like to pop something with my hands, such as balloons, blue balls, or heads, Peng's sound, it makes a sound of explosion, it is a wonderful sound. Wang Dao was gloomy, and his voice gradually turned from light to heavy, and the corners of his mouth twisted at the same time. You can hear the creaking sound of gnashing teeth.
Suave in the real world, the royal road of sunshine boyish atmosphere. After coming to this world, I don't know what happened, and sometimes it becomes tyrannical and cruel! An evil aura that has no scruples.
Maybe it's out of the constraints of too many rules in the real world. The reason why I came to this different world and suddenly let go!
There is a feeling of being free from the shackles of a qiē is suing him! You don't have to worry about anything here!
Didn't that woman named Shirumiko want to serve you and please you? I'm on her!
Those underworld club members are not a good thing, why not kill a few?
And the fourteen-year-old arrogant and beautiful heroine Kuroyukihime, who kidnapped her directly on the way out of school, handed her to Shintaro Tanaka, and trained her into your meat, poop, and utensils, wouldn't it be cool?
There is also this barren valley in front of me, disgusting only knows that the nest is bullying a weak person like Arita Chunxue, why should I talk to him well, wouldn't it be cooler to strangle him directly!?
"I, my name is Arakuani, and my name is Arakuani, teacher! I understand what you mean, I understand, I listen to you, teacher, please let go of your hand, okay, head, it hurts......" Arakuya, who is usually in the class, was weak and even begged for mercy with a whimpering voice at this time, interrupting his more and more tyrannical aura of the royal road, his nature was not like this, and then he calmed down this excessive freedom and strength under the blessing of both his heart.
"Oh?! Whoosh, just be obedient, the teacher likes to be a good child. ”
Listening to Arakuani's answer, Wang Dao took a slight breath, and the left hand that was holding Arakuani's shoulder was released, and when his right hand was released, he gently patted Aratani's face with the back of his hand, and Araya suddenly felt a gust of breeze blowing on both sides of his face, and his two earlobes seemed to be a little lighter.
When I looked up, Wang Dao's right palm was the earring that Araya wore next to his ear before!
Wang Dao played with the earrings in his hand, looked at Arakuani, pinched the two earrings in his hand and worked hard, rubbed them again, turned them into a round ball, and threw them in front of Arakuani.
"Good boy, don't wear earrings, you're not a woman, it's too much of an eyesore to wear something, the teacher will help you turn it into this ball, just as the teacher's first meeting gift, come, take it."
"Hello!" Araya swallowed his saliva and took the round ball that was still his earring just now, looked at Wang Dao's hands, and couldn't believe it, this was pinched together by human hands.
When I saw that the most horizontal barren valley in the class was treated by the new teacher, all the students were silent at the same time, this is the so-called killing monkeys to chickens!
Araya looked at the eyes of the classmates around him, and he was very ashamed for a while, and suddenly the fat pig Xue who was not far away was smiling, seeing that Arakuya, who had been bullying him, was so bullied by the new teacher with a more terrible underworld club background, Arita Chunxue called a joy in his heart, called you usually bully me, called you to play tricks, and now you have been taught by the new teacher to be like a dog!
Araya looked at the eyes of the waste fat pig Snow who had been bullied by himself, and he was angry at that time! Fat pig snow, you dare to look down on me?
Arita Chunxue panicked when she saw Arakuya's eyes, and quickly turned her head and didn't dare to look at him, and Araya had already made up her mind to teach this waste fat pig Xue who dared to laugh at him a hard lesson at noon!
"Do you understand?"
"Hello!" This time, the uniform voice is much smoother than before, sure enough, this group of bear children are used to being wild in the aristocratic school, and this kind of violent teaching is the most effective, I would rather be afraid than be bullied!
"Excellent! So now it's time for class. ”
Wang Dao walked back to the blackboard lecturer's desk, continued to write on the virtual blackboard, and then turned around and pointed to the three nouns on the blackboard! Compass, gunpowder, movable type printing! Begin to gush on the three greatest Ming of the 2o century.
"The world's three bright first, compass! The predecessor of the compass was Sinan, one of the four great Ming dynasties in ancient China, and it was the result of the ancient Chinese working people's understanding of the magnetism of objects in long-term practice! It's a great Ming! It is conceivable that if the compass had not been introduced to Europe, the process of so-called Western civilization would have been pulled back hundreds or even thousands of years! What the Age of Discovery, what the Renaissance, without the compass to bring the exchange of knowledge, these are all dreams! It's possible that you are still living the life of an ancient man! Instead of enjoying modern life so comfortably now. ”
"Once, decades ago, the anime called One Piece was said to have been popular in Japan for a while, and if you think about it, if you don't have a compass, can you still have One Piece? No matter how good a boat is, it will get lost in the endless sea and eventually become shark droppings! And Japan is an island country, and it is close to the ancient China Big 6, and even the territory can be speculated to be differentiated from the Central Plains Big 6, in the Tang Dynasty a long time ago! Your ancestors had a tradition of paying tribute to the Central Plains, and it can be said that Japanese culture originated from China, and even some of your characters are completely kanji! The ancestors of the ancient Chinese thousands of years ago were the teachers of the Japanese at that time, and after a thousand years, I will be your teacher again! So you have to know that you respect your teachers! I came to Japan to be a teacher to teach you this! (To be continued)
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