Daoist Yang spread his hands and said, "Look, there is really no one named Li Tieshu here. That woman was meant to lie to me, how could she say her real name? ”

Grandpa looked around and saw an old farmer carrying a hoe coming ashore from the paddy field, and hurriedly walked over and asked, "Hello, I want to ask, do you have a person named Li Tieshu here?" Or...... Has there ever been a person like this here? When Daoist Yang saw his grandfather going to ask others, he had to follow weakly.

The old farmer pulled his legs soaked in water and ginger from the paddy field, pinched his toes, which were numb from the cold, and replied: "I have lived here for more than sixty years, and I have never heard of Li Tieshu. ”

Grandpa handed the old farmer a cigarette, touched his pocket, did not bring a match, and said with a smile: "Look at my memory, I forgot to bring a fire when I brought a cigarette." ”

The old farmer smiled and was about to put the cigarette on his ear. Daoist Yang walked up, took out a piece of yellow paper from his waist, then rolled the yellow paper into a roll, and flicked it three times on the yellow paper roll with his middle finger. With a "bang", a dark red flame burst out from the top of the yellow paper roll. Daoist Yang handed the yellow paper roll to the old farmer.

The old farmer's eyes lit up and he was pleasantly surprised: "You are a Taoist priest?" Isn't it the Taoist priest from Thrush Village? ”

Daoist Yang said embarrassedly: "I am a Taoist, but I am not from Thrush Village." The Taoist priest of Thrush Village is the one who gave you cigarettes. ”

Grandpa hurriedly waved his hand and said, "This is a Taoist priest, I am from Thrush Village, but I am not a Taoist priest." ”

The old peasant lit the cigarette on his lips and said, "You two have said this, and I am even more confused. But when I see that you can carry a charm with you, I am sure that you are a Taoist priest. Oops, I have some cataract problems in my eyes, and I can't see people clearly. When you walked in front of me, I realized that you were wearing a Taoist robe. ”

The old farmer grabbed Daoist Yang, his hands trembled a little, and he said excitedly: "It's good that you're here." I was just going to find you. I want to ask you, if a woman hadn't done that kind of dirty thing with a man, would she get pregnant? ”

Daoist Yang was dumbfounded. One is because he was originally asking others, but he didn't expect others to ask him questions instead; The second is that the old farmer's problem is very strange.

Grandpa smiled, "Why are you asking this?" Everyone knows that if there is no such thing between a man and a woman, there can be no reproduction. Don't you even know that? Do you have to find a Taoist priest to ask? ”

The old farmer waved the cigarette in his hand and said, "Ahem, I know that if I ask others, others will say that." So I want to find a Taoist priest to ask. I didn't expect you to answer the same way. "The smoke from the cigarette butt drew a question mark in the air as the old farmer swayed.

Daoist Yang secretly grabbed his grandfather's sleeve and said softly, "I'm afraid this person we asked is probably a mentally abnormal person, right?" Let's go back. It seems that there is no □□ to ask. ”

Grandpa ignored Daoist Yang, and still asked with a smile on his face: "Since you know that others will answer like this, then why do you have to ask us?" Did something happen to you? ”

The old farmer let out a long sigh and said, "My granddaughter was disobedient and did something disgraceful......

As soon as his words came out, Grandpa and Daoist Yang knew what was annoying the old farmer.

The old farmer said, "I don't believe that my good granddaughter would do such a thing, she is not even eighteen years old, how can she become bad?" I asked her if she had been tempted by someone or if she had made a mistake. She insisted no. But she was in a trance, she wanted to vomit at every turn, and she liked to eat sauerkraut that she didn't touch a chopstick. Seeing that her belly was gradually getting bigger, her original clothes were a little tight. Now only our own family knows, but after the New Year, the stomach will definitely not be able to hide. So I wanted to ask a Taoist priest if it was possible for a woman to get pregnant without being like a man. Since you are both outsiders and profound Taoist priests who help others, I might as well tell you about it. ”

Grandpa nodded, thanked the old farmer for his trust, and then said, "Maybe your granddaughter doesn't want to tell that man, right?" ”

The old farmer was stunned for a moment and said, "Could it be that my granddaughter is in love with a married man?" ”

Grandpa advised: "Don't be cranky. If you do more ideological work for your granddaughter, maybe she will be willing to say it. ”

Before the grandfather could finish his persuasive words, the old farmer flicked the cigarette ash and said confidently: "No, my granddaughter asked me some time ago why men and women have to get married." She didn't even understand this, how could she do those things that were so stubborn? I'm sure my granddaughter hasn't done that to anyone. ”

Daoist Yang listened to the old farmer's words, couldn't help laughing, and forgot about his heart for the time being. Daoist Yang whispered to his grandfather: "I still believe it!" My belly is already big, can't I have done that with someone else? ”

The old farmer said seriously: "Really, my granddaughter is not that kind of person. ”

Grandpa said to the old farmer, "We can't help you with this for the time being. It's not too early, we still have to go to Li Tieshu. You should go home early, too. When you go home, persuade your granddaughter. ”

Because they still didn't get any useful news, Grandpa and Yang Daoshi planned to stop there and go home separately.

They walked to the fork in the village and were about to part ways. Unexpectedly, the old farmer chased after him from behind, although the distance was only more than fifty meters, but he still shouted: "Are the two in front of you the two Taoist priests just now?" ”

It can be seen that his eyesight is indeed poor to a certain extent.

Grandpa later recalled that the old farmer recognized them when he was about to hit Daoist Yang's nose.

"It's a good thing you haven't gone far." The old farmer grabbed Daoist Yang's robe and panted.

Daoist Yang said impatiently: "Do you still want to ask about your granddaughter?" ”

The old farmer shook his head, pointed at his grandfather and said, "Just now he said that he was looking for a person named Li Tieshu, but I really don't know him." But before he left, he said that you still have to go to find Li Tieshu, and I immediately remembered it. ”

Daoist Yang was angry and funny: "You mean, you don't know Li Tieshu, but you know Li Tieshu?" ”

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