Chapter 378: People Don't Pretend to Be Teenagers in Vain (Fifth Update)
The fourth lady scolded angrily: "If you dare to move a finger of him, I will fight with you!" ”
I thought for a moment and said, "Fourth lady, you guys go out first." I really want to have a good talk with Lord Oni. ”
The Fourth Lady frowned.
The ghost king patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, I will never touch a single hair of him." If he dies, I'll bring my head to you. ”
The fourth lady snorted lightly and turned away with infatuation.
There are only me, the little nun, Yu Xiaobei, Jiu'er and the ghost king left in the cave. There is also a great white turtle.
The ghost king looked me up and down, hehe kept laughing, his hand turned over, and the ghost qi condensed into a mountain machete, and without saying a word, he slammed it up with a strange scream.
Yu Xiaobei hurriedly shouted: "Wait! As a ghost king, how can you not talk without words? Didn't you say that we wouldn't touch a single hair? He also said that if we die, you will see the fourth lady with your head raised. ”
"What's so hard about that?" The ghost king directly pulled out his head, held it in his hand, his body did not move, and the head in his hand smiled: "Lao Tzu is the ghost king!" Isn't it easy to lift your head? Hehe, don't talk nonsense, you're going to die today anyway. Don't blame me, if you want to blame, blame that little Taoist priest in Maoshan. ”
Yu Xiaobei: "Hey, hey, don't mess around, if you dare to do it again, I'm going to call the fourth lady." ”
Ghost King: "Haha...... Shout, Ge Laozi, you can shout casually, and the fourth lady can't hear the shouting that breaks your throat. Lao Tzu has an enchantment under this cloth, and they are outside, so it is impossible for them to come in. ”
As he spoke, he picked up the knife again and slashed at my head.
Yu Xiaobei shouted at the top of her voice: "Fourth lady, help!" The Ghost King is going to kill someone! ”
Ghost King: "Ahahaha, you little girl, what a stupidity! I said they couldn't hear it, and you still don't believe it. Come, come, come, I will satisfy you, don't kill you first, shout, let you shout a hundred times, and if she can come, I will let you go. ”
Yu Xiaobei then shouted: "Fourth lady, come quickly!" ”
The little nun also woke up in fright, opened a pair of big eyes, looked around in confusion, and saw the ghost king, screaming in fright, and shouting: "Help!" Help me! Ahhhh......h There are youkai! ”
The ghost king was full of black lines: "The horse is an egg, and he can't even tell the difference between a monster and a ghost, and he dares to come to kill the demon and eliminate the demon?" Lao Tzu is the king of ghosts! ”
Jiu'er estimated that it was fun to see Yu Xiaobei and the little nun shouting, her two chubby little hands made a trumpet shape, put them to her mouth, and raised her head and shouted: "Fourth lady, help, this ugly monster is going to kill someone!" ”
Ghost King: "Hey! This little girl, why is she so fond of lying? Lao Tzu is such a handsome ghost king, and he actually said that I am an ugly monster. That's it, I'm going to kill you all! ”
And at this moment, the fourth lady suddenly walked in again and yelled at the ghost king, "Hey! What are you doing, red-haired monster? ”
The ghost king held the mountain opening knife high, and he was stunned for a while.
He smiled and said, "Hehe...... That lady...... Belch...... Fourth lady...... Didn't I talk to them? ”
The fourth lady reprimanded angrily: "Need a knife to talk? ”
The ghost king scratched his head in embarrassment: "Eh...... This one...... This one...... Isn't my beard too long these days, you don't like me being sloppy, and I wonder if I can trim my beard by the way while chatting with a few of them. ”
As he spoke, he held a two-meter-long machete and shaved his beard.
The fourth lady roared: "Bastard! You are a ghost king, do you need a knife to fix your beard? Give me less! Let them go! Otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind! ”
Ghost King: "Oh, Madam, don't you want this. The reason has been explained to you very clearly. This kid is going to die. Otherwise, I'm going to die! ”
The fourth lady snorted coldly and said, "Okay! You live. If you love to kill Huang Gongzi, kill it, I won't stop it......"
Before she finished speaking, the ghost king was already excited, and with a strange scream, he directly slashed at me with a machete.
The fourth lady spit out the second half of the sentence: "If Huang Gongzi dies, my baby and I, our mother, will not live anymore." Go to hell and forget it. ”
The Ghost King's knife came to a halt and was less than five centimeters above my head.
He had a sad face, he couldn't do it, he was angry, but he had nowhere to vent.
He glared at me and scolded, "You laugh at a fart!" You're stupid. The knives are all on your head, and you're still smiling......"
Fourth Lady: "Hey, red-haired monster, will you let people go?" ”
Jiu'er parroted: "Hey, red-haired monster, will you let people go?" ”
The ghost king was angry, slammed the knife to the ground, and said depressedly: "I'll let it go!" Can't I put it on? ”
That's when I have to speak!
After playing soy sauce for a while, no one ever asked me if I would like to leave.
I smiled and said, "Fourth lady, Lord Ghost King, you don't have to fight. I have no intention of leaving the Ghost Realm. At least, I don't plan to leave right now. ”
The fourth lady was stunned.
The Ghost King laughed: "Did you hear that? Madam, you hear me, it's this kid who doesn't want to live anymore, and I can't blame it. It's okay to kill him, and when the time comes, leave his soul by our side, and be a fifth child under my hands. The infatuation is very beautiful, and when the time comes, it will be perfect to match the two of them. ”
Yu Xiaobei: "Hey...... What are you talking nonsense? ”
Jiu'er hugged my neck and pouted, "Hmph! Yellow Springs is mine. ”
Little nun: "Hey, hey...... Can anyone tell me what happened during my coma? ”
It's paralyzed, it's messy.
One person, everyone rushed to say, the noisy old man was big.
The ghost king grabbed his head, obviously the same, and pointed at a few chicks with the mountain opener, and shouted: "Shut up for me!" You women's house, it's really noisy. ”
Fourth lady: "Hehe......"
The ghost king suddenly smiled: "Madam, I didn't say anything about you." Heaven and earth conscience, I didn't say you. ”
He changed the subject, glared at me, and asked, "Boy, what do you mean by that sentence you just said?" ”
Me: "Lord Oni, I don't want to leave right now, and of course, I don't want to die. To be honest, originally, I didn't have any feelings about this Dao Qian. There is no grudge, he came in to save us, that is his righteousness. He didn't save me, and I took it for granted. However, he forced you to kill me, and I can't bear it. So, he deserves to die! ”
The ghost king pouted: "Cut, bragging, are you going to kill him?" Kill him, Lao Tzu, and give you the infatuation! ”
Me: "I'm sure I can't beat him." But you can......"
The ghost king was stunned for a moment and pointed to his nose: "Me? ”
I nodded, smiled, and said, "Yes, if I'm right." The Oni King seems to have lost his soul and two souls. Now I don't have a complete spirit. ”