Chapter 452: Improvisation
The woman twisted one of my arms and walked in front, and the goatee vigilantly carried the tattered dust in her hand, and followed us, and soon we came to the gate of the Taoist temple, and the goatee stopped us and looked very cautiously into the temple.
At this time, the time was probably still in the first half of the night, but it was already late at night, and the Taoist temple was dark and quiet, with an indescribable sense of gloom.
The goatee looked at me and glanced back, "Do you really live here?" β
I nodded, and Goatee asked again, "You really didn't meet the python spirit?" β
I nodded again, and the goatee then said to the woman, "You carry him to the front, and I am behind." β
The woman glanced at the goatee, stopped talking, and squeezed my arm suddenly, "Go!" β
Passing through the square and coming to the side of the main hall, I turned my head to look at the main hall, and saw that the doors of the main hall were wide open, and I thought to myself that I would use the main hall to get rid of them later.
My plan was to escape into the main hall, and the two of them would definitely follow after me, and when I went up to the second floor, I slipped down the vines, and it was dark at this time, and they would not have noticed how I had gone down, and then I would turn to the front of the main hall and lock them back, as if we had been trapped in the main hall before. I'm young and fast-legged, a goatee and a woman are fat and old, as long as I am a little sharper, the plan will be successful, and after getting rid of these two guys, I will return to the Luo family and find a way to save Qiang Shun and the stupid cow.
Around the base of the main hall wall, we came to the back of the main hall, and the goatee looked at me suspiciously, "What about the cave?" β
I pointed with my chin to a few vines on the mountain, "Get these plants out of the way, right in the back." β
The goatee took a few steps towards the vine, hesitated, and said to me, "You go and pick it up, and I'll take a look." β
I glanced at the goatee, "Then you have to tell this aunt to let go......" Before I could finish speaking, the woman suddenly twisted my arm again, and roared in a rough voice, "Auntie Who!" β
My arm hurt a lot, and I immediately came to my senses, "Eldest sister, I should call you eldest sister, can you let go of your hand, my arm is about to break." "My height and weight are like a child compared to this tall and stout woman, and only a stupid cow can compare with her.
The woman snorted coldly, loosening my arm slightly, and I lifted my other arm and lifted the vine open.
The goatee glanced at it, and there was a hint of excitement in his voice, "There is really a cave, this view is really unique!" Then he gave the woman a look, "Take him in, and I'll follow." β
The woman glanced at the goatee and was not happy, "Master Dao, why am I always in front, and you are next?" If something happens to this, I'll be in front of me, and you'll turn around and run. β
Goatee hurriedly said: "Big sister, look at what you said, am I that kind of person, I am in the back to prevent accidents, once something happens, I will take action immediately." β
"That's pretty much it." The woman twisted my arm again, "Go!" β
The cave was so narrow that only one person could pass through, I walked in the front, the woman twisted my arm and walked behind, and the old Taoist priest with a goatee walked in the back, and after a while, I came to the stone room at the bottom of the cave.
The stone room was so dark that I couldn't see anything, so I heard the woman roar, "Master Dao, Shangliangzi, you can't see anything." β
As soon as the woman's voice fell, the goatee said awkwardly, "I came in a hurry, and I didn't bring anything bright." β
"You ......," the woman was about to say something, but I said, "I have a lighter in my pocket, big sister, let go of me, and I will take out the lighter." β
"Let go of you, it's dark, let go of you, you can't run." As she spoke, the woman twisted my arm and touched me indiscriminately.
Soon, the lighter was touched by the woman, and the three of them swept into the stone room at the same time by the light of the lighter.
After saving Scarface at the top of the mountain before, Chen Hui took the stupid cow back to the stone cave once, and took all the luggage back to the wooden house, at this time, the stone room was empty, only half a candle was placed on the stone table.
When the woman saw this, she twisted me to light the candle, and the goatee yelled at me unhappily: "Boy, where is the bronze medal, why is there nothing here?" β
I turned my head to look at the goatee, and then the woman lit the candle, and the goatee yelled, "Tell me, the bronze medal!" β
I raised my hand and pointed to the stone bed, "Right down here." β
"What?" Goatee looked at the stone bed and then at me, and seemed not to believe it, so I hurriedly said, "This stone bed is a hollow core, like a stone trough that is upside down on the ground, and we stumbled upon it, so I put the bronze medal under it." β
"Are you telling the truth?"
"My friends and I are in your hands, what am I lying to you for?"
The goatee looked at the stone bed again, a hint of cunning flashed in his eyes, and he came over and reached out to untie my belt, and I suddenly struggled and shouted: "What do you want to do, you!" β
Goatee said: "Tie you up with a belt, I heard that you kid is very ......cunning" The belt was pulled out of my waist, and the goatee bent down to tie my legs, and said as if showing off while tying it: "This stone bed can't be lifted by one person, in case there is no bronze medal under here, you kid will take advantage of the time between the two of us to carry the stone bed, blow out the candles first, and then run away, with your legs and feet, we can't catch up with you." β
My heart sank suddenly, in fact, that's how I planned it, this old goatee guy is really cunning!
The old guy tightened my legs with a belt, and told the woman to let go of me, and he took my trousers and pushed me to the stone bed, and I jumped up and down to the stone bed in order not to turn over, and the goatee held my pants in one hand, and grabbed the clothes behind me with the other, and then beckoned to the woman, "Big girl, come and carry the stone bed with him, and I will show you from behind." β
When the woman heard this, she smashed her mouth, looking helpless, the woman and I stood at the end of the stone bed together, and the two of us bent down at the same time, picking under the stone bed, and the woman shouted one, two, three, which meant to work hard together, but the mouth was hard, and the arms were not strong at all, but the whole person pretended to be full of strength.
The stone bed was lifted five or six centimeters from the ground, and the woman said "Oh Mom", and when I heard it, I quickly let go of my hand, followed by a muffled "bang", and the stone bed fell back to the ground.
We also carried the stone bed before, and after the stone bed was lifted, a big python appeared in it, but this memory, I have always been vague, I have heard Qiang Shun say, according to Qiang Shun, this stone bed is me, Silly Niu, Qiang Shun, three people lifted together. At the moment, this woman looks quite strong, but after all, she is a woman, and she is definitely not as energetic as a stupid cow, and now it is the two of us, and there is one less person, so it is normal that she can't lift it.
Seeing that the stone bed was not raised, the goatee frowned slightly, glanced at me, and I hurriedly said: "Before, we were carried by four people, but now there are only two of us, and we can't lift it at all." β
The woman rubbed her own waist and scolded, "it, almost made my aunt's waist shine." Then he looked at the old Taoist: "Daoist, what should I do now, go back and call someone or let's carry it together?" β
Goatee glanced at me again, "Is the bronze really down here?" β
I nodded vigorously and said firmly: "I don't have to lie to you, just lift the stone bed, if there is no bronze medal in it, you can kill me!" β
The goatee shook the dust in his hand, "Okay, let's carry it together!" As he spoke, he put the dust on the stone table.
The woman was on the left, the goatee was on the right, and the two of them pushed me into the middle, and the three of them bent down together and grabbed the gap under the stone bed, and the women shouted one, two, three......
The stone bed was lifted up little by little, and at the same time, a strange smell came out from under the stone bed, and when I smelled it, I felt familiar, and suddenly let go of my hand, put it on the stone bed, and suddenly pressed it down!
The woman and the goatee screamed "ah" at the same time, both of them were lifting upwards hard, and they were already about to reach the limit, I suddenly turned back to the water and pressed the stone bed down, which undoubtedly increased the strength of the stone bed, and there was a muffled sound of "bang", the stone bed fell back to the ground, and the goatee suddenly screamed, "Ah! Lift it up and hold my fingers down! β
I threw myself at the stone table, and blew out the candle on the stone table, and the whole stone room suddenly rose to the ground, and I flipped to the ground, followed by a curl of my legs, to untie the belt on my legs.
"it, little bunny, see if I don't strangle you......" The woman smeared and lunged at me.
Goatee yelled, "Leave him alone, come and carry the stone bed, my finger is about to break!" β
The woman shouted, "Bear with me, I'll get hold of the rabbit!" β
Goatee shouted: "His two friends are in our hands, he can't make big waves, if my hand is broken, our friendship will end here!" β
The woman seemed to have turned to carry the stone bed, and by this time I had untied the belt from my legs, and with the belt in one hand and my trousers in the other, I held my breath, not daring to make the slightest sound, and crept to the entrance of the cave step by step.
When I got to the corner, the goatee's hand seemed to come out from under the stone bed, and shouted, "Light the candle!" "My lighter is still with the women.
As soon as I heard this, I immediately rushed towards the entrance of the cave, and when I came to the outside of the cave, I did not even stop, but quickly ran into the main hall, closed the door of the hall, and then climbed up the stairs to the second floor.
After a while, the woman and the goatee chased after them from the cave, the goatee and the woman were swearing, they didn't notice that I was above them, and the two of them chased along the wall of the main hall towards the square, probably thinking that I would escape from the temple.
When they were about to run to the censer in the square, I stood in front of the attic and shouted, "Oh, here I am!" β
The two of them suddenly stopped and glanced towards the attic, and the woman suddenly shouted: "Little rabbit, look at your aunt and grandmother skinned you today!" β
The woman turned and rushed towards the main hall, and the goatee seemed to want to stop her, but could not stop her, so she had to follow the woman towards the main hall.
I quickly turned around and walked into the attic, got out of the window on the side of the attic, and jumped onto the boardwalk, which seemed to me to the woman and the goatee, and followed the plank path to the back of the attic, and grabbed the vines behind me and slipped out.
At this time, I heard a "bang", the woman seemed to kick the temple door open, I was stunned for a moment, broken, and miscalculated, I only then remembered that the temple door here is different from other places, it is six thin doors, only a thin layer, not strong at all, even if I lock them in, with the head of the woman, or a few strokes can smash the temple door, what can be done?
At this moment, the woman called out suspiciously: "Master Dao, what's wrong with you?" β
"Whewββ!"
"Whewββ!"
There was a strange howl from the temple gate......