55. Green Dragon and White Tiger

Qinglong didn't bother to pay attention to him:

I don't guess, you say you know all day long let me guess what, what is there to guess? How many years have you been with me? What's the matter with you that I don't know? Even if there's something I don't know about you, can you understand it with your little brain? You can't understand it yourself, and you still let me guess, after I guess, do you know the correct answer? What if you know the right answer? Is there a reward for guessing right? Is there a penalty for guessing wrong? What do you mean by rewarding me? You are poor and don't even have a pair of panties, and even if you do, I guessed right, I don't have a place to wear them if you give them to me?

Seeing that Qinglong had misunderstood, the white tiger hurriedly said:

No, no, yes, I'm letting you, back, back, ah, back......

Qinglong just talked about pants, and before he finished speaking, he heard Baihu say something different:

What do you mean no, no, yes, are you or are not? If you say yes, I should listen, if you say no, I will listen to no, if you ask me if I am no, I will listen according to whether it is or not, how can I listen to your three sentences together? Besides, where are you going to let me go back? Do I want to go back now? Isn't it now a doorkeeper for the owner? You said that this thing is troublesome, so wilted, just lock us up, fortunately we have two hits, if we don't have two hits, won't we be caught by him? You said that if we even caught the two of us, it would be a shame, how can we still mess around on the road in the future? Do you say those Taoist priests will still provide for us in the future? If they change us, who will they replace?

The white tiger was asked by Qinglong, and he didn't know what to say, so he wanted to say it, so he said he didn't know:

No, no, no......

Qinglong heard the white tiger say no, thinking that he would not say it, sighed and said:

You say how old you are, why are you still so naïve? How could they not? What else will they not, I tell you, don't have any hope for humans, this thing is very realistic, as long as he thinks that you are of no use to him, he will definitely give up on you soon. What do you say they will change the cloth? Do you mean Lu Bu? Oh, don't worry, it's impossible, how handsome Lu Bu is, and so capable, you don't know that humans are very jealous, people like Lu Bu who are good-looking and capable, they will definitely not give him a chance to get ahead, otherwise they will not be easy to manage in the future, everything will be more faceless than Lu Bu, and even if humans agree with the gods in the temple, they will not agree, because the immortals know people best, and people are the most unreliable. You have to believe me, let me tell you, I know people very well.

The white tiger really couldn't interject, so he wanted to say it:

Count, count, count......

Qinglong listened to the white tiger, and his mood improved a little, and began to praise the white tiger:

Oh, White Tiger, it's not me talking about you, you just stay with me, your progress is still quite fast, you also know, human beings are very calculating, let me tell you, some people, he always thinks that he is very powerful, he wants to take advantage of others in everything, like that kind of iron rooster, a dime is okay, there is a special kind of person, he is a sugar rooster, he wants to take advantage of others everywhere, go out and rub your food, let people please eat, and this kind of person, If you don't take advantage of him, he'll scold you, I'll tell you that when you meet someone like this, you have to be careful, he'll post, you know? In fact, this kind of person is the most boring, they are going to hell after they die, you know? Let them live is a waste of resources, it will only harm people, nothing will happen, that mind is used in the eyes of money, you say that you don't work hard, don't create, how can you be rich? If you don't have money, you have to pretend to be a big money, and if you pretend to be a big money, you will be jealous of others, and if someone else does something, he will make him bad, and everyone will be as poor as him, and this sin will go to hell to make up for it.

The white tiger was dizzy by what Qinglong said, and sighed heavily:

Alas! Do not say!

Qinglong was surprised when he heard that the white tiger said that he couldn't say anything, and turned his head to see what happened to the white tiger, why was he so angry today? Turning his head, he saw Mu Xian and Yue Chuyun. Immediately became happy:

Ouch, you white tiger, you don't have any eyesight at all, you said you know that you eat and sleep stupidly, and you can't help anything, ask you to help watch the door, you still don't tell me that Mr. Yue and Mr. Mu are here, you say you, if you are stupid, you can't even look at the door, you will be put on a rope to pull a sled.

Qinglong said as he swam over and said to Mu Xian and Yue Chuyun:

Mr. Mu, Mr. Yue, good morning, you see I'm causing you trouble, getting up so early to come here, it's hard work along the way, didn't Mr. Yue sleep well? I didn't sleep well for a while, if you are afraid of noise, I will help you watch the door, I promise not to let anyone get close to you Oh I tell you, our brothers are the best at guarding the door, that is, because we are too good at guarding the door, so we will not fight, if we can fight, we will not trouble you if we say anything, you two should be careful, these individuals, they are simply bad people, they will sneak attack, let me tell you, our Mr. He, is to accompany Mr. Kang to the mountains for a walk, When I came back, I was stopped here by them, they were going to rob the house, and then they saw Mr. Kang and wanted to kidnap him. Fortunately, our Mr. He kept them out, Mr. He is really heroic, great, and brave, let me tell you, of course, all this is as it should be, a successful entrepreneur like Mr. Kang, he must be well protected, he alone is related to thousands of families, and now the United States is very bad, suppressing our entrepreneurs, framing us. How shameless how to come. Heck, do you think these people were sent by the Americans? They want to attack Mr. Kang again, don't they? Ouch, you have to protect him. Now that China is developing so fast, many people are jealous of us. In fact, jealousy can't solve any problems, at this point, Americans really want to learn from us, they really don't want to be the boss, to be the boss means to lead everyone to live a good life? What the Americans don't want, the United States just wants to be the world hegemon, this will definitely not work, and in the end it will only make everyone oppose him. Oh, at this point, they are really inferior to ours, how many years have we led human civilization? How many years have they been? The slave who turned over is not a good master, and the poor who get rich will not spend money. Mr. Mu, Mr. Yue, are you saying that what I said is correct?

The white tiger came over and said to Yue Chuyun and Mu Xian:

Yes, yes, yes......

Qinglong glared at him and said:

What's the use of saying yes? I'm talking to Mr. Yue and Mr. Mu now, you don't learn at all, you don't know a few big characters, what do you know? You don't know anything.

The White Tiger continues to work hard:

Yes, yes, yes... I'm sorry.

Qinglong said to the white tiger dotingly:

Never mind.

Yue Chuyun was worried about He Qian, he didn't sleep well last night, and he came by car early in the morning.

Mu Xian was speechless, he didn't expect that a guardian beast would be here to talk to you about the international situation, analyze the trade war, open his mouth, and didn't know what to say, so he had to say:

You know a lot.

Qinglong heard Mu Xian say this, and replied modestly:

Ouch Mr. Mu, cultural people, just can speak, so people listen to it so comfortable, what is this called knowing more, I just watch TV, listen to the news, care about national affairs, don't bully our country's people for others.

Do you still watch TV and listen to the news? Aren't you guardian beasts?

Ouch, what's that called? We're being guardian beasts, and we're not fools. Guardian beasts, you have to watch TV and listen to the news. Otherwise, how do we know what we are going to protect? Now that society is developing so fast, the things to be guarded are changing every day, to do a line, love a line, only do things is not good, to use your brain, willing to study, to continue to learn, only in this way can you do your job well. Mr. Mu, you say, am I right?

Mu Xian was speechless, so he had to give a thumbs up to Qinglong.

Qinglong was very proud, squeezing his eyes at the white tiger, and the white tiger snorted angrily: No, no, it's boring, sleep, sleep!

There's a commotion going on here. I only heard three sudden cannon shots on the opposite side, followed by the sound of drums and shouts of killing, like the sky destroying the earth and the collapse of the mountain.