After listening to the bamboo shoot finish about his cultivation of the Chaos and Easy Tendon Method, I finally knew why the robe he was wearing was the color of yellow and not yellow, brown and not brown, like bamboo shoots.

I finally knew why my sister-in-law vomited and why Uncle He jumped, because at this time, my stomach was also churning, and I couldn't help but start gagging.

This is also the beginning when he was unaware of it, he was caught by a Heavenly Master talisman from Uncle Mu.

If there was really a fight, with the sister-in-law's eyes that looked at him like maggots on a carrion, she would categorically refuse to fight him.

Uncle He is stronger than his sister-in-law, and it is estimated that he will be killed by all kinds of messy inventions.

Especially the poor Chevrolet C-1500 that I just showed off. The trunk was filled with bamboo shoots for more than an hour, hoping that the sister-in-law's love for Shuichi Akai was firm enough so that she could not dislike the modified car.

But it's really thrilling to say, and it's fortunate that I used the Heavenly Master Talisman to stick it without fighting, otherwise I might not be able to hold this fat thief.

This guy is just stunned to find out who can take him, that is, to handle the case, if the sister-in-law usually sees him, she will definitely have to jump three feet high and walk around him.

Because cultivators are most afraid of dirty and filthy things, the cultivation method of bamboo shoots can no longer be described in ordinary human language, and I really can't find the words to praise him.

can only say that this grandson can really do it to himself.

At that moment, the three of us endured our nausea and continued the interrogation, asking why the bamboo shoots appeared near Yufuwen's house.

The bamboo shoot sighed and said: It's not because I'm too nostalgic!

My sister-in-law and Uncle He and I glanced at each other, and at the same time felt that our scalp was numb, and I didn't know what the bamboo shoots were going to say next.

Helplessly, this is a homicide case, Uncle Mu is in a hurry, so he can only listen to it with his life.

It turns out that after the bamboo shoots have cultivated this chaotic and easy tendon method, although they still have no ability, as the saying goes, as long as you can't kill me, I won't lose, and indeed no one can cure him anymore.

Since then, Zhu Zhu has been quite proud, wearing his gossip clothes every day, recruiting a group of gangsters who are not in the stream, chewing words, and telling them the truth of being a man.

Gradually, a force was formed, and because the bamboo shoots didn't know who their parents were, they named themselves Ben Daozun. Every day, I am praised by a group of little brothers, so it's not comfortable.

As the saying goes, full of warm thoughts**, as the days go by, the bamboo shoots miss the gentle old widow in his hometown.

Although she was a widow and in her fifties, she was very good to herself, but now that she is like this, can she still be wanted?

After a period of fierce ideological struggle, Zhu Shoot resolutely packed up his burden, and he decided that even if all the immortals in the heavenly realm and the gods and demons in the heavenly realm were opposed, he would return to his hometown to marry the gentle widow of the neighboring village even if he was fighting against the rolling thunder and blood.

Along the road in memory, the bamboo shoot came to the door of the widow who thought about it day and night, but unexpectedly found that everything here was different, and the house was empty.

It turned out that after a few years of bamboo shoots, the old widow thought about him day and night, and because of adultery, he was poked in the backbone by the villagers, and he became sick and sick, and soon died.

Hearing the news, the bamboo shoots were like being poured by a bucket of ice water for three or nine days, and they inquired about the old widow's grave, went to the paper shop to buy incense candles, and the paper horse was going to sweep the grave.

There is a way that is a hundred days of husband and wife overnight, and the bamboo shoots are indeed good for this old widow, not only wearing linen and filial piety, but also carrying a banner, and the shopkeeper of the paper shop stopped him: I said, this, forget the flag.

"Why? Everyone else has someone to put a flag, why didn't she? ”

"She's your friend, isn't she? Only filial sons make flags? ”

"This Daozun doesn't care, this Daozun just wants to make things decent for her, it's not easy for her in this life"

"Okay, listen to you, good words are hard to persuade damn ghosts, you beat you" The shopkeeper stopped persuading, scolded the street and left: "Who especially stopped you from sleeping with your mother, you are sick!" ”

The bamboo shoots were placed on the three animals, the wine was poured for sacrifice, and then a period of crying grave with broken liver and intestines began, what sister sat on the bow of the boat, and my brother I walked on the shore, crying and crying and crying tired, lying on the grave of the old widow and falling asleep.

In a trance, Bamboo Shoot saw the old widow come to him as before, and served him a bowl of brown rice. Asked him with a smile: Didn't you get beaten today?

The old widow's smile warmed the whole body of the bamboo shoot like a warm current, making him feel that in this world, there is another woman who knows how to appreciate him, support him, and understand him.

The bamboo shoots hugged the old widow and cried, "Why did you come?" I thought I would never see you again, how could I live without you?

The widow gently pushed away the bamboo shoots, and the bamboo shoots asked puzzledly: What's wrong? The widow smiled, with an expression as faint as a chrysanthemum: You have now cultivated into a half-immortal body, and I am just a lonely ghost, and I can't bear your anger.

The bamboo shoot cried and said: This Daozun doesn't care, even if the heavens and the earth oppose everyone against, this Daozun will be with you!

The widow said, "Don't do this, I said, I can't be intimate with you anymore who has the body of a half-immortal."

Bamboo shoot said: I haven't seen you for a few years, but I didn't expect you to become so ruthless, cruel, and vexatious to this Daozun.

The widow said, "If you get too close to you, it will dissipate my yin qi and make my soul fly away, so are you not ruthless?" Not cruel? Not vexatious?

Zhu Shoot was unconvinced and said: Where is this Dao Venerable ruthless? Where is the cruelty? Where is the vexatious?

The widow said, "Where are you not merciless?" Where is not cruelty? Where is it not vexatious?

Bamboo shoots said domineeringly: No matter how ruthless this Dao Venerable is, no matter how cruel, no matter how unreasonable he is, he will not be more ruthless, more cruel, and more vexatious than you.

The widow said, "I will be more ruthless than you?" Crueler than you? than you are vexatious? You're the most ruthless, cruel, and vexatious person I've ever met!

The bamboo shoot said: Hmph! This Dao Venerable is definitely not as ruthless as you, not as cruel as you, and not as unreasonable as you!

The widow said, "Well, since you say that I am ruthless, that I am cruel, that I am vexatious, that I am ruthless, that I am ruthless, that I am cruel, that I am vexatious!"

Bamboo shoot said: Look, you also said that you are not ruthless, not cruel, not vexatious, now fully show your ruthless, cruel, vexatious side!

The widow said, "Listen to me!"

The bamboo shoots covered their ears and shouted loudly: This Dao Zun doesn't listen, this Dao Zun doesn't listen, this Dao Zun doesn't listen.

The widow said with tears in her eyes: "Venerable, you have now cultivated into a half-immortal body, but I have become a lonely soul and a wild ghost because I miss you too much, we really can't be together!"

The bamboo shoot saw the widow crying, and he cried sadly: Ben Daozun really didn't expect that Ben Daozun got the world, but he couldn't keep a woman he loved.

The widow comforted the bamboo shoots and said: Don't be like this, I didn't have a long life, just because I was sick because of my thoughts, if you can find something for me, I can also return the yang and go through the rest of the days with you.

When the bamboo shoots heard this, they suddenly came to their senses, and you said: Which woman's underwear do you need, or how many do you need for menstruation, you say, I will definitely get them for you.

When the widow heard the bamboo shoots say this, she knew that the bamboo shoots really loved her, and she was very moved, and felt that she had finally found a man who could be entrusted with her life.

I saw her shake her head slightly: No, how can I be the kind of person who is greedy for fame and fortune? I have no desires, just to thank you for your affection for me.

The bamboo shoot said anxiously: Then what do you want, you should say it quickly. Even if you go to heaven and earth, you will definitely take it for you.

The widow whispered softly in the bamboo shoot's ear: I want a thousand-year-old demon cultivation Inner Dan.

The bamboo shoot said: With this thing, can you return Yang and Ben Daozun together?

The widow nodded: Yes, we will stay together for a long time and never be separated.

The bamboo shoot held the widow's hand and said firmly: We have survived such a hard day, and our good days are ahead!

Since then, the bamboo shoots have embarked on a journey to find the thousand-year-old monster Neidan, and have found a lot of places and encountered many goblins, large and small, but they can't beat others.

The most terrible thing is that these goblins don't talk about morality, they never pick it up, they have to find a helper every time, and they have to shout: Husband, this stinky one takes advantage of me!!

Bamboo shoots found a lot of places, suffered a lot of beatings, but did not find the monster Neidan, and later someone pointed out that he said: Huizhou is a heavy spiritual land, if you want to find the monster Neidan, go to Huizhou.

The bamboo shoots are very grateful to the person, and then they embarked on a journey to Huizhou, I don't know how long they walked, one day, it rained heavily, the bamboo shoots were worried that they would be drenched in the gossip clothes, and they panicked into a wood, and as a result, they lost their paths, and when the rain passed, he felt out of the woods, and saw three words written on the boundary monument next to the road: Yanjiang Village.