After listening to Old Man Zhong's introduction of herself, my sister-in-law nodded, no wonder my wife stole the neighbor, it turned out that the shrimp and crab were your son, and he was really a person who lived a life, and the meat was rotten in the pot.

Thinking about it for a while, the old man was not a faceless person, so the sister-in-law stopped talking nonsense with him: I don't care which ditch you are the prime minister or where the sewer is the vice president, you spit out Neidan under my nose, cut off people's lives, and have already violated the rules of the sect and disturbed yin and yang. I'll put you to justice.

When Lao Wang Ba heard his sister-in-law say this, he knew that this matter would not be finished without a fight. So he stretched out his hand and touched his back, and there were words in his mouth: Shrink your head, with a little green.

He lifted off his lid and held it in his hand, turning it continuously, and the serrations on the edge were rubbing against the air with bursts of sparks due to the rapid rotation. Point with your hand:

Yue Chuyun, you open your mouth and close your mouth, since you know that I am a king, you should naturally know that I am helpless to take Neidan out, you should know that I am justified in defense, and You Fuwen deserves it. Why do you want to interfere with it, after all, this is my family ugly, why don't I want to publicize it?

Sister-in-law haha: It's too fresh, Wang Ba recites the scriptures. Old man Zhong, listen, the world is like you and me who cultivate immortals, and after a thousand years, the corpse is disintegrated and reborn as an adult, a hundred years ago, in order to prevent the fairy world from intervening in the world again, dissipate the original god, and joined forces to make an enchantment.

Therefore, now that the Inner Dan of my generation is completed, I will be born to die, first go to the path of reincarnation to seek the mortal womb of the flesh, and then use the body to cross the tribulation. It is so as not to disturb the yin and yang.

Therefore, since it is a mortal who made you the eighth king, you should use mortal means to return the favor. And you used Nedan to complete the complete crime, and I had to take out the means of an onmyoji to punish you. That's fair.

When Old Man Zhong heard his sister-in-law say this, he knew that the peace talks had broken down, so he hurriedly took his Wang Ba cover "with a little green" in front of him, protecting himself like a shield, and the jagged edges turned quickly like blood droplets.

I found that the whirlwind that Old Man Zhong was protecting was also gyro-shaped, but the range was small, the shape was irregular, and the wind was sparse, but I could still see the category it belonged to.

However, his whirlwind was useless, as long as he got a little closer to his sister-in-law, he was blown away, so Old Man Zhong has been in a situation of being passively beaten, and his sister-in-law has not even liberated the emperor.

I looked at it like this, and I had a whim, I wanted to see what the old Wang Ba made "off the mirror" look like, it must be fun, Wang Ba should improve the speed the most.

As soon as I thought so, I saw that Old Man Zhong launched his "turtle style off the mirror". I saw him put the "little green" king eight shells upright. Grasping the handle in the middle of the inside with one hand, he shrank his body into the cover, and he hurriedly fled with a wheel, a wheel, and a hurried escape.

Also, no matter what, Old Man Zhong is a thousand-year-old king, who doesn't have three relatives and six reasons, not to mention that he is the third-in-command of the dignified Pai Pai River Crystal Palace.

My sister-in-law watched Old Man Zhong roll away, and it was difficult for a while, let's chase him when I walk, or if he rolls faster, chase it with the mirror, and the mirror is too fast, my sister-in-law had to hold me, chase two steps from the mirror, and stop, wait for him to roll a little farther, and then chase two steps from the mirror, and then stop after catching up.

I asked my sister-in-law curiously, why is this happening, my sister-in-law winked mischievously and said to me: keep the distance between the cars.

After running like this for a long time, I finally ran to the Paipai River in the west of the city. Paipai River, with a total length of 60 kilometers, originates from the Jianghuai watershed, flows southeast, and finally flows into Chaohu Lake.

As soon as Old Man Zhong saw Paipai River, he seemed to see a life-saving straw, with Wang Bahu, a fierce man plunged into the river, and when my sister-in-law arrived with me, he plunged into the river, bubbling straight up.

The sister-in-law stepped on the whirlwind, suspended on the surface of the river, tilted her head to look at the string of bubbles that came out, looking very curious, the sister-in-law thought about it, turned around twice, and it seemed that she was reluctant to go into the water.

However, there is nothing that can stump a passionate onmyoji, the sister-in-law brought the ring to her mouth and said a few words in a low voice that she didn't know what to say. A fresh breeze swept by, and soon it came back again.

My sister-in-law nodded, and led me to follow the breeze to the edge of the river, and saw a man sitting by the river with his legs soaked in the river.

The sister-in-law took the whirlwind and landed next to the man, saying, "Get up, you can't soak your legs in the river."

The man rolled his eyes at his sister-in-law: Can you handle it?

My sister-in-law said: I can't do it, but you are not allowed to soak.

The man said, "Why?"

My sister-in-law said: No, why.

The man said: Don't even let you commit suicide, is there still a royal law?

My sister-in-law said, "Oh, so you're trying to commit suicide, so it's fine."

After saying that, he left the man with a stunned face and walked back to the center of the river. Reach your hand to your waist: Kill, Emperor.

In an instant, the emperor coiled around the sister-in-law's waist flashed with cyan sparks and lightning, and walked at the sister-in-law's feet. I saw my sister-in-law secretly adjust the turntable on the handle of the whip.

Glancing slightly, he glanced at the man who was sitting by the river looking for death. A mischievous smile appeared on the sister-in-law's face, and she saw that the sister-in-law waved the emperor, and the emperor invaded the river with a lightning bolt, and the lightning spread rapidly in the dark river water, meandering and disappearing.

At the same time, the man who was still shouting for death and refused to go away just now was hit by electricity and immediately jumped to the ground. ran away with a rolling belt, shouting in a voice like a broken gong as he ran: Come on, someone, there's a crazy girl who is electrocuting fish in the river!

The man was frightened and quickly ran away, and the sister-in-law turned up the voltage proudly, threw a few whips into the river, and said as she shook it:

You splashed loach, get out of here, your dog dares to bite me, you come out and explain it to me.

The sister-in-law went down with these whips, and the white belly of some fish came out of the river gurgling, and the sister-in-law thought it was very funny, and the whip was even more beautiful, and the emperor's blue light shone and meandered in the river.

For a time, the river was boiling, and there were many river freshness, what fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs, there was everything, and then the riverbed shook, the white waves rolled, and I saw a team of people slowly rising in the river.

The leader was a little black fat man in a coat, and when he saw his sister-in-law, he hurriedly stepped forward and hugged his fists: Oops, oops, this is the one who doesn't have long eyes, and you made Mr. Yue angry? How can you cause such a big trouble? And when he spoke, he came to make amends for his sins.

The sister-in-law snorted coldly and replied: Okay, you have seen her first. With that, he pointed at me.

I didn't know what to say, but I saw someone come up to me, look at me carefully, hurriedly push the golden mountain, and knelt down on the robe of the jade pillar, facing me: knock knock, kowtow three times. Mouth name: Paipai River Dragon King, I have seen Aunt Nanhai.

I didn't know what to say for a while, but fortunately, my sister-in-law didn't give me a mouth to speak. Take over the conversation:

You splashed loach, I don't want to think about how much I helped you, which year and year, your apprentice scolded you, I gave you peace in that matter, which year and year, you put your apprentice and daughter-in-law to sleep, and the dragon mother Kunhui fought with you at home, and I also helped you peace. Have you forgotten?

The old dragon king hurriedly said: Don't dare, don't dare. After that, he motioned to the Yaksha of the river patrol to escort Old Man Zhong over.

I looked carefully at the old man Zhong who had been stunned, and there were three golden flowers suspended above his head.

The sister-in-law sneered: Lose the pawn to protect the car? I'm afraid you won't be able to send me away with this trick, your dog bit me, you hand over the dog, and it's over?

The dragon king accompanied the smiling face and said: Mr. Yue, you really wronged me, I am actually not familiar with him, he is the prime minister of the Crystal Palace who was selected by the cheap. I really don't like him at all, no one eats as fast as him when he cooks, and no one pees as fast as him when he goes to battle.

The old dragon king said embarrassedly:

Mr. Yue, you know my situation best, I got the dragon body by entering the dragon clan, plus I and those water snake spirits, leech essences, and water spider essences are very good, I have no status at home. I don't have a dime of shares in Crystal Palace, you know that.

The sister-in-law ignored it.

The old dragon king continued: Actually, those water snake spirits, leech essences, and water spider spirits are all raised by Old Man Zhong, and the dragon mother also turns a blind eye.

But later at a dragon meeting, those little goblins chewed their tongues behind their backs, saying that Kun Hui was now fat like a pig and looked like a pig, and Kun Hui listened to her ears, so she was furious.

In addition, when Old Man Zhong was prime minister, he managed the Crystal Palace and was on the list of twelve old men, so he found an excuse to say that he had completed a thousand years of cultivation and was sent to reincarnation, so now he really has nothing to do with our Paihe Crystal Palace.

The old dragon king said a lot, and the sister-in-law's face gradually looked better, and her tone eased a little, and said: Okay, don't take it as an example.

When you speak, you have to carry the old man.

Yaksha didn't know why he was so afraid of my aunt, so he threw the old man Zhong in this direction, followed the old dragon king to us and hurriedly ran away, and plunged into the river, not even seeing a splash. And it never came up.

This group of diving actions, with a difficulty coefficient of 9.5, removes one of the highest scores, removes one of the lowest scores, and finally scores 8 points, congratulations to the Paipai River Crystal Palace team.

The sister-in-law was just about to pick up the old man Zhong and go back, when a woman's voice sounded behind her: Shangxian, please slow down!

The sister-in-law followed the prestige, and said with an incomprehensible look: Why is she?