"Why don't I go find someone to help you?" Yu Youzi hesitated, climbing a tree with his eyes closed to save people was too difficult for a strong man. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Don't !!," Ti Lily screamed, "don't let anyone see me with this uncovered picture!"

Yu Youzi blinked, "not on the cover" is really an appropriate metaphor, and said with a grote in his heart: "But I really can't save you with my eyes closed......"

There was the sound of branches tossing overhead, and Ti Lily desperately twisted her little body and leaned her arms back to grab the rope of her skirt or the rattan that was entangled, but as she had done the previous times, she failed.

She was so anxious that she was about to cry, it was fine when she was alone before, but now it was not good when there was a person standing below who came to save her.

"Why don't I leave first?" you can do it yourself slowly, maybe it's done, and I'll come back when your skirt is fine......

"Don't !! don't leave me, independent equipment is the most insecure!"

Yu Youzi found out that this little girl named Ti Lili has a habit of using engineering terms as metaphors, such as "independent equipment" is equivalent to "staying alone".

"Ah, I suddenly thought of a solution. ”

Secretly wiping the corners of her eyes, Ti Lili pouted, "What design plan?" ”

Yu Youzi continued to lower his head and began to explain: "You can move your hands, the parachute only fixes your upper body, then you can take off your skirt completely......"

"Take off, take off, take off your skirt!

"Oh, you look the same as if you weren't wearing it now, anyway, listen to me! Aren't you out of reach of the skirt that is hooked behind your back, and when you take it off, you can turn around, turn sideways, or simply pull your skirt in front of you and shoot the vines with your pistol!"

Ti Lili thought for a moment, "It's really a feasible plan...... Don't look up!"

After emphasizing again that she was not allowed to raise her head, Ti Lili put away the pistol first, and then began to retract her swaying little white legs, grabbing the waist of her skirt with both hands and retreating, because the vines gave the skirt a backward oblique upward pull, Ti Lili was now actually grabbing the waist of her skirt and twisting her hips up to raise her waist.

The skirt passed through her little ass after a while, and it reached her thighs, and she glanced at the black-haired boy on the ground, there was indeed no sign of raising her head, it seemed to be okay, Ti Lili became happy and sped up her movements......

However, the accident happened, and as soon as the skirt passed the thigh, Ti Lili felt a little wrong, and the direction of the force on the side of the rope changed due to the change of the center of gravity of her body! Without waiting for her to react at all, the vines wrapped around the rope and brushed her skirt away! It was impossible for her to hook the skirt with her legs retracted, so she could only hold on to the waist of the skirt.

Now Ti Lili's posture is that of a parachute hanging on her back, her body is horizontally hunched on her legs, her hands are grasping the waist of her skirt, and the vines are wrapped around the ropes at the corners of her skirt and pulled back...... Gradually, the balance of force changed again, as the vines were diagonally upward, and Ti Lily gradually changed to an upside-down position, which made her exclaim in surprise.

"What's wrong?" Yu Youzi heard the call and decisively seized the opportunity to raise his head.

Then Ti Lily let out a louder exclamation, and with a panic in her heart, her hand was unsteady, and with a snap the vine bounced back smoothly - with her beautiful dress.

"It's all your fault!"

Yu Youzi hurriedly ran to the back of the tree where Ti Lili was hanging, dodging Lori, who was pulling out a pistol and a bare little pants.

Ti Lili brandished the pistol and couldn't find the target, the lower half of her body that seemed to be even cooler and swished, she was angry for a while, she looked up at the blue striped straight skirt that was pulled three meters away from her, it looked like a flag, and then looked at the pistol in her hand, and suddenly a flash of inspiration - I can shoot the skirt down!

Yu Youzi heard a burning sound above her head, and after a little thought, she knew what Ti Lili was doing, since she didn't have a pistol now, then she could sneak out of the way.

That's what he thinks and he does, and thanks to him.

It was impossible to shoot crookedly at a distance of three meters, so Ti Lily hit the vine well, and then burned through the branches behind the vines, so the branch that carried the full weight of her body with a parachute was broken.

With a click, this time she couldn't even exclaim, and she watched the canopy getting farther and farther away from her, and the whole person was dumbfounded.

Then a horizontal force appeared, the object in front of him flew sideways, and then felt the acceleration of the fall again, and the parachute rolled over, enveloping the whole world into darkness, as if a lifetime had passed, the world was turned upside down, and the blood and gas brought about by the recoil of the falling force, and it seemed that it had landed on the ground and rolled, but there was nothing serious except for the depression...... But what about this soft fleshy thing underneath you?

Ti Lili, who had regained her ability to think, began to touch and pinch the east under her.

"Ahem, don't touch it, it's itchy. ”

"Ahh!!h

It turned out that Yu Youzi jumped up and hugged Ti Lili who had fallen, and then hugged her and rolled out.

The impact of a heavy object falling from a tree at a height of nearly ten meters is so great that it is impossible to stand on the ground and catch it with both hands, at least not on Earth. According to the basic conservation of kinetic energy, even if the little Lori weighs only 30 kilograms, a fall from a height of 10 meters will gain 2940 joules of kinetic energy, assuming that the arms can have a distance of up and down a meter after touching the Lori as a buffer, then the arms will bear the force of 2940 Newtons, which is equivalent to lifting a weight of 294 kilograms. The length of the action is related to the intensity of the interaction......

Of course, the above data are calculated by taking the gravitational acceleration as ten, and the gravitational acceleration of this world is obviously impossible to be ten, so the above calculations are not valid, and the world with a hierarchy may be able to catch Lori, but the intensity of the influence of the interaction time is still valid......

Hey, hey, hey, I'm starting to get distracted by going into science mode, you little Lori, don't twist around and increase the intensity and time of the interaction!

Yu Youzi has a lot of ideas, but he just can't open his mouth, and he doesn't know what Ti Lili who is struggling to get out in the dark umbrella cloth has rolled into, anyway, his head is caught by something soft and fleshy, and he is blocked by some soft object, and from time to time there are soft fists wrapped in the umbrella cloth and falling on his head, all of which makes all kinds of exclamations and angry scolding in his ears so hazy and unreal, he can only hum muffled...... Let's continue to think about the kinetic energy conversion formula, this is true......

The two children led a collar that had been cut open by a branch, revealing a large snow-white royal sister to the vine forest, and looked in amazement at the parachute rolling on the ground in patches.

When the royal sister heard that the delicate female voice under the umbrella cloth belonged to someone she knew, she immediately jumped over to rescue the person in the umbrella...... But when you get closer, you can hear what comes out of it:

Where are you touching? Babbling don't exhale! Beat you to death! I'm going to unload you, ah, the air and the circulation system! You, you, you're still coming, you're going to be numb......

After such a sound and a dull gasp belonging to the man, the royal sister resolutely retreated and let the two curious babies leave first to look for the others, and then leaned against a tree with her chest crossed.

"Mira!"

Within a few minutes, two more girls appeared in the vine forest, one of them except for the hair that was unkempt and the clothes were a little embarrassed, and the other young girls who were all very good threw themselves into the arms of the royal sister, and said with a crying voice: "Woo, I thought I would never see everyone again!"

"Okay, Coco, it's okay...... it's okay" patted the head of the girl in her arms, and the royal sister whispered comfort for a while, and then thanked the little girl with the burlap on her head.

"What's over there...... No, what are you doing?" Shapuan pointed to the wriggling umbrella in confusion and preached, "Then it should be your companion below, don't you want to help?"

Hearing what Shapuan said, the young girl raised her burying head and looked at the ground over there: "Hey, it's Lim's umbrella...... Why didn't Mira save her? What are you doing standing here?"

"Quietly watch over a girl grow up. ”

"What?"

The young girl said that she didn't understand, and Shapuan also looked puzzled.

The royal sister shook her long hair and said with a smile: "The hairy girls don't understand anything, I mean Lim is making love with a certain man!"

The young girl suddenly blushed to the base of her neck, desperately shook her head and took two steps back to leave the arms of the royal sister, and Shapuan directly expressed her opinion: "Are you stupid!"

The royal sister shrugged her shoulders and was noncommittal, and the young girl was really young and invincible, full of vitality and action, and took two steps back and shouted: How could Lim do such a thing!

Then he rushed to the edge of the undulating umbrella, grabbed one end and pulled it off, and then stared at each other with a pair of big bright amber eyes, and blinked and looked down—

A pair of big white legs wearing light blue and white silk bow pants and pants are tightly clamped with a black-haired head, the small buttocks are firmly pressed against the head, and the base of the bare thighs rubs against the face, which forms a strong contrast with the black hair. The owner of the pants seemed to be excited to get up because he had regained sight, and his petite body rubbed back and forth, and the most critical part of the slightly sunken part was ......

The young girl was dizzy, and the feeling of blood surging was so obvious that she even felt as if her hair should be congested and red.

"You, you, I'm sorry!" the young girl cried as she put the umbrella cloth back on.

"I said Lim was making out...... You see, I'm disturbing people. The royal sister walked over and patted the young girl's shoulder.

Shapuan, on the other hand, was shocked, and instantly recalled the incident he encountered when he was taking a bath in the guest room of Dunkhle's house yesterday and sighed: "I didn't expect this guy to be so good, he started so quickly, it's only a little bigger." ”

"If you don't want to add ventilation holes, help me out!!

Finally, in the midst of Ti Lili's angry roar or wail, the royal sister opened the umbrella cloth and released her.

Aggrievedly, he pulled a circle of umbrella cloth around his lower body, and then sat on the umbrella cloth on the floor, turned his head sideways in the direction of no one, and wiped the corners of his eyes from time to time.

"Is Lim crying?" said the young girl, Lala, who whispered to the side and bit her ear in confusion.

"Well, it's okay, girls will hurt for the first time......"

"I hear you!" Ti Lily glared at her, wiped her little face hard, and then looked around: "Where's my pistol!"

Taking advantage of Ti Lili's little ass leaving his face, Yu Youzi secretly climbed to the side to avoid the limelight temporarily, secretly glad in his heart, fortunately the pistol that Ti Lili put away when he fell, and even the entire shoulder bag with the pistol was gone, otherwise maybe there would really be a few new ventilation channels on his body.

Ti Lili, who was looking around looking for her shoulder bag, accidentally saw Yu Youzi sneaking into the woods, and immediately pointed and shouted, "Don't run! I'm going to stuff you into the magic pool and use the scum!"

Yu Youzi turned around and jumped up: "This handsome guy looks like scum at any point, don't talk nonsense just because your skin is better and your thighs are tender!"

"You, you, you ......" Ti Lili was so angry that she couldn't speak, her right hand trembled and she couldn't make a finger movement, and her little fingers were out of shape and stubbornly aimed straight at Yu Youzi......

Wait, this hand shape seems a little familiar, and the pink hair, amber pupils.

As soon as this thought came up, Yu Youzi quickly kicked the ground with both feet, trying to quickly bounce into place, but it was too late, he didn't kick up and fell into the ground instead - softening technique.

Ti Lili pinched out a spell casting gesture, and a softening technique turned the dirt floor under Yu Youzi's feet into mud, making the black-haired boy instantly sink into a swamp and barely expose his shoulders to the mire, which was not enough, she had a retardation technique to bless Yu Youzi, who was already unable to move, and then snorted: "You wait there obediently! Coco, go and get my shoulder bag back." ”

"I'm sorry, it's my brother, I'm wrong, the little heroine, please spare your life!!"

After half a grid of time had passed, the gravediggers of the Nanmen had already begun to fill in the earth, and then they looked at the black-haired boy who was leading a group of children out with a pistol and a pistol against the soldiers of the Wang Family Guards guarding the door.

The pink-haired girl was surrounded by four women of all kinds, and the group of children were still chattering around the core, running back and forth, poking and poking the tied black-haired clay figures with things picked up by the roadside, and then running away giggling.

The soldiers who were temporarily guarding the guards were stunned for a while, and finally saw that the clay figure that was escorted to the nearest place was indeed their temporary boss, and hurriedly unsheathed their weapons, among which it seemed to be the captain figure, and stepped forward to stop the strange person: "Stop...... Sir, Captain, what's going on?"

"Phew. Yu Youzi first spit out the mud that was softened by the saliva and then slipped into his mouth, then raised his eyes and sighed deeply, and said in a deep tone that was about to be righteous but died without regrets: "How much welfare comes at a great price, and equivalent exchange is the truth of this world...... But the Sprinkle family is worth it in this life. ”

"Don't be verbose, follow me to see the eldest lady, did you say that the prince and princess are also there, just give me an explanation!"

Although the anger is still very big, but at least it is much better than crying and crying at the beginning, when encountering this kind of thing, it seems that no matter what the world is taking advantage of, it is the male, so it is also appropriate to let the girl get angry, Yu Youzi recalled the time when he saw Guang Shapuan, and was ridden by the other party and beaten fat, and no one could die anyway......

The waist eye was suddenly hit by the muzzle: "Hurry up!"

No one is dead...... Probably.

He pulled the corners of his mouth at the guards and smiled to indicate that it was okay, but he didn't know that his muddy smile was worse than crying, but the soldiers looked at each other for a while, and finally let the group pass, of course, in order to ensure the safety of the chief, they divided a soldier to accompany them, and a soldier went into the city to report first.

Looking at the gradually darkening sky, walking on the street where pedestrians are still not busy, Yu Youzi knows that after he comes to this world, the third day will still come to an end in a wonderful but not very eventful event.

However, there is an old saying on Earth that there are no more than three things......