【010】The fake Taoist priest bumped into a real ghost
"Isn't it? So many books are for me? ”
Tang Hao looked at the thick stack of books on the ground, his eyes were straight, this thing was just lifted out of the car by Qin Xueyi's bodyguard, and it was piled up more than a meter high, each one was as thick as a Xinhua dictionary, he glanced at it roughly, it was all about economics, and it could be said that it couldn't be beaten with the major he studied.
"Or else?" Qin Xueyi smiled secretly, a hint of cunning flashed in her beautiful eyes, "I'm an only daughter, you will inherit the family business in the future, how can you not study early?" ”
"Boom-"
Tang Hao swallowed his saliva, and this girl was embarrassed by herself again.
"Okay, no problem."
"Huh?" Qin Xueyi glanced at him suspiciously, feeling sorry in her heart, wasn't this guy still nervous just now? Why do you suddenly look confident now?
She secretly shook her little pink fist and said with a smile, "Well, that's good, my dad said that in a week, there will be an assessment, what to do, you can do it yourself." ”
"A week?"
Tang Hao 'groaned' in his heart, this girl is too ruthless, right?
"If you don't have confidence, you can tell me as soon as possible, you don't have to be too difficult."
Qin Xueyi dropped a sentence and walked away with her high heels, these books will be sent directly to Tang Hao's dormitory by bodyguards later.
"! It's not easy to live in a wealthy family! ”
He sighed to himself, and when he saw that the time was almost up, he hurried to the classroom, and the morning passed in such a daze.
Today is Friday, there is no class in the afternoon, Zhu Ziwen and they are going to play outside, asking Tang Hao if he is going, he is thinking about the stack of books, he has no thoughts, and he is going to go back to discuss with the people in the prefecture first, and see if there is any way to memorize shorthand.
Only with diamonds can you do porcelain work, otherwise, no matter how beautiful your fiancée is, sooner or later it will be someone else's.
On the roof of Building 32 of the West Garden, a pony boy was holding a telescope to observe the building opposite, and suddenly, he smiled and beckoned excitedly, "Wei Shao, that kid has gone upstairs!" ”
Wei Shengjing hurriedly snatched the binoculars, and saw that Tang Hao had already walked up to the second floor, and he was a little excited, later, he should die a miserable death, right?
Chongxu Daoist is sitting in the middle of the rooftop, has taken off his civilian clothes, and is sitting on the ground wearing a yellow Taoist robe, holding a peachwood sword in his right hand and shaking a bronze bell in his left hand, as if he has entered a mysterious state.
He has a sallow complexion, a thin figure, dark circles under his eyes, a mustache fluttering in the wind, and words in his mouth, like an ethereal Sanskrit sound.
Wei Shengjing muttered in his heart, why doesn't this guy look like a master in the world? On the contrary, he is like a lewd man who overindulges in lust.
"Wei Shao, the Taoist seems to be speaking Japanese, the kind of ...... with color" A pony boy couldn't help laughing.
Wei Shengjing glanced at him angrily, "Get out of the way, don't disturb the Dao Chief's practice!" ”
"Wonderful! Wonderful! The donor's heart is dirty, and everything he sees and hears is naturally vulgar. Chong Xudao Chang whispered, and suddenly, his eyes opened, staring straight in the direction of the 4th floor opposite, "He, go in!" ”
"Yes! The Taoist is simply too godly, he just entered! Ma Tsai, who had been paying attention to the dynamics, exclaimed.
When Tang Hao opened the dormitory door with a stack of books, the whole person was like a lightning strike, and he was stunned in place.
"Hey, that guy seems to be frozen!" Pony Boy shouted.
"Yes, too! Yes also! Chongxu Dao Chang stroked the tuft of mustache, and smiled lightly, "According to the poor Dao, this evil obstacle is the evil ghost of the tenth generation, and it is the cause and effect that Wei Shao owed in your previous life. ”
"What cause and effect?" Wei Shengjing asked hurriedly.
Chong Xudao frowned, his fingertips twisted lightly, his expression was extremely rich, and finally he sighed, "You were a gambler in your previous life, desperate, murdered for money, and robbed him of 100,000 taels of silver, so if you want to resolve this catastrophe, you have to repay your debts." ”
"How?" Wei Shengjing heard it in a fog, if someone dared to play tricks in front of him before, he would have broken his leg a long time ago.
And Tang Hao's weirdness made him have to believe it.
"Alas...... You and I have a fate, even if the poor road is detrimental, it can only go through this experience for you, afterwards, you can prepare 100,000 yuan, hand it over to the poor road, wait for the fire day, three o'clock, the poor road will go to the underworld, worship Yan Jun, and ask his old man to help you eliminate this evil debt......"
Chong Xudao was proud of his acting skills, and suddenly, the pony boy shouted again.
He ...... He moved again......"
In the 403 dormitory, Tang Hao angrily pulled those runic paper utensils with a broom, his head was full of black lines, and he scolded loudly, "Damn, that beast with no heart and eyes did this kind of thing, there is a kind of don't be bumped into by Lao Tzu......"
Wei Shengjing was furious, and grabbed the collar of Chongxu Daochang, "Old Zamao, you pretend to be a ghost and dare to lie to me?" ”
"Amitabha, Wei Shao is angry." Chong Xudao's face did not change, his hands were folded, and his expression was calm, "You must not be confused by that evil obstacle, it is a misjudgment of the poor way, it is too deep!" ”
"Poof!"
At this moment, Chongxu Dao Chang suddenly spurted out a mouthful of blood, and his body staggered to the ground, "Last night, I opened the light with the female benefactor, and I was too late to work, but I didn't expect that the essence was insufficient, and the poor Dao could only sacrifice Shouyuan and open the supreme golden body." ”
Suddenly, a carp stood up from the ground, pointed to the sky with his left hand, slashed a finger at his head, and picked up the peachwood sword god with a big shout, and played like a cloud.
I have to say that his fist and embroidered legs, and his moves are exquisite, and he actually looked at Wei Shengjing and others with a confused face.
A hint of cunning flashed at the corner of Chong Xudao's mouth, and he took the opportunity to run downstairs in a sonorous manner, "Wei Shao, please wait for good news, I'll fight that evil beast to the death!" ”
Then, he disappeared at the top of the staircase.
"! What's that? ”
After being silent for a long time, Wei Shengjing came to his senses, and a pony boy with a mole on the corner of his mouth asked tentatively, "Wei Shao, let's go down and help, right?" ”
"Help your mother!"
He got up and kicked the thing on his back, and scolded with red eyes, "What kind of crazy man did Lao Tzu smoke to believe in your kind of bad pen?" ”
At the beginning, it was this guy who told him that there was a master of the Tao on Mangdang Mountain.
"Spare your life! Wei Shao......"
"Tang Hao—"
Wei Shengjing secretly clenched his fists, his eyes breathed fire, this kid not only humiliated himself several times, but also turned himself into a bad pen, this account will have to be calculated clearly sooner or later.
On the other side, Chongxu Dao Chang went downstairs and hurriedly took off his robe and threw it into the trash, immediately jumped into the school road, ran a few hundred meters, jumped on a school bus, and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that no one was chasing after him.
"Thanks to Lao Tzu's good acting skills."
He snickered happily, today's play almost failed.
Actually, where is he? He is Li Goudan, a villager at the foot of Namangdang Mountain, and the Chongxu Temple is just a small mountain temple in their village.
More than ten years ago, a large amount of bankruptcy was chased and killed by the enemy, fled to the mountain temple, escaped by luck, and later made a fortune, the reputation of the ruins gradually spread, the rich people and the carp across the river poured in, and the incense money rose sharply.
The village also took this opportunity to repair the mountain temple, and molded several immortals, and changed the name to Chongxu Temple.
"Hee-hee, these rich people are so stupid!"
He is not afraid that Wei Shengjing will crawl to the view to find trouble, first, the rich people pay attention to face, and second, the people in the view are all pretended to be by the villagers, and they don't recognize him as a person.
"Oops! Who's that? ”
Li Goudan was still immersed in the sweet dream of defrauding tens of thousands of yuan, and suddenly felt kicked in the back.
He turned his head angrily to find the students motionless, and the eerily silence in the entire school bus.
The bus was empty, there were only four or five people, and he was standing alone in the doorway, and the student closest to him also had two rows.
"! Hell yes! ”
Li Goudan scratched his head in confusion, simply found a place to sit down, and the school bus continued to drive as if nothing had happened.
"Oops!?"
Suddenly, someone slapped him on the back of the head, Li Goudan turned his head angrily, and there was a female student behind him, and the other party looked at him with a fierce look, and suddenly lost his face with fright.
"Uncle...... Uncle, I've been looking at my phone, but I didn't hit you. ”
"You're alone behind this, who is it if it's not you?" Li Goudan was unforgiving, "I really didn't see it, your girl is white and clean, it turns out that she has a bad stomach, is it very enjoyable to bully the elderly?" ”
"Uncle, I don't have ......"
The schoolgirl cried aggrievedly and shook her head.
"You didn't? Fool who, huh! No, follow me to see your teacher......" Li Goudan was even more aggressive when he saw that the other party was a fearful master.
"Driver, stop!"
However, the driver continued to concentrate on driving as if he hadn't heard.
"Hey, damn it, did you hear that? I told you to stop! ”
Li Goudan was born in the mountains and wilderness, and he was used to being arrogant and domineering, and he deeply understood the code of conduct of 'as long as you make trouble, you will have candy to eat', and began to chatter.
However, he suddenly found that not only the driver, but also the other people in the car did not move.
"No...... right"
Li Goudan only felt horrified, shouldn't it, this kind of thing happened, shouldn't everyone be so calm? It's just weird that there isn't even a person looking back!
"Uncle...... How long are you going to hold my hand? ”
The voice of the female student behind her suddenly became sharp and harsh, Li Goudan trembled, and turned back timidly, but saw that he was holding a bloody severed hand, where was there any female student.
"Ahh
A scream, deafening, Li Goudan's eyes widened, and he hurriedly let go of the hand, but found that he couldn't shake it off.
"Mom!"
He was so frightened that his soul flew away, and he jumped like thunder, and at this moment the school bus door suddenly opened, Li Goudan was pleasantly surprised, and he suddenly knocked the severed hand on the seat, and flew with a 'bang'.
"Giggle......
A resentful laugh sounded in the school bus, Li Goudan's scalp was numb, cold sweat broke out, and he saw the opportunity and rushed out of the school bus with an arrow.
At that moment, his body came to a sudden halt, and his head twisted backwards in disobedience.
The driver and the rest of the students turned their heads slowly, their faces bloodless and their eyes turned out and pale.
Li Goudan wanted to bark at this time, but found that he couldn't shout at all, his crotch was tight, and feces and urine flowed sideways.
Hehe...... I must be dreaming, let's end this dream soon.
Someone, help! Who's going to save me?
"You haven't put in a coin yet!" The driver suddenly grinned.