Chapter 115: Self-defense

"So you found the little fox, why is it in this hole? Then why didn't you just tell me! White worries me! I teased the little fox and said to Mo Changjiang.

"I want to surprise you!" Mo Changjiang looked at me and began to laugh again.

"Shut your mouth! I look sick to look at you! "I bowed my head, I didn't want to see Mo Changjiang.

"Am I that ugly?"

Mo Changjiang actually took out the small mirror in her trouser pocket again, looked at her face, and formed a five-finger plug with her right hand, and then combed her hair.

"Put it down!" I tugged at Mo Changjiang's hand, but I didn't mean to.

"Zhan Ye! You stinky shameless, you touch me? "Mo Changjiang actually learned the way I talked to her and the way I spoke.

"Don't say any more, don't you know what you are like? I'm Zhanye! Escort students, top students! Tell me, where am I, you can be worthy, and also, I look down on boys like you the most, do you really think I might fall in love with you? Tell you! If you have this kind of luck mentality, I advise you to buy lottery tickets, because the probability is much bigger than I can like you! ”

"Zhan Ye! I didn't say anything, did I? ”

"The biggest problem with you boys is that after you make a girl angry, you will only say a word, and I didn't say anything? Who said that? You boys are all the same, including my brother! ”

"Zhan Ye! I heard you say that it seems that your family is very unhappy, as for that bitterness? It was your grandfather just now, and now it's your brother, then you said that I was right, because as long as you are a man, you will be told again! ”

"You know what you? Why do you point fingers at me in my life, do you know me? Do you know me? ”

"I don't know your mother, and I don't know your mother!"

"Mo Changjiang, you think you're so humorous now, right? Tell you, you're really boring, people hate to hear it, you say, people hate to do it, you do it, and in the end, I didn't say anything, I didn't do anything, what's wrong with me? Is it? You must want to say that, right? ”

"I'm not like that!" Mo Changjiang wanted to say something.

"You think you're wearing broken shoes, you're rich, right? You wear the same designer suit every day, is it high-end? Do you know, of course, it's not the person's clothes, but the people's heart, think about it, how dirty and dirty your heart is, now, do you dare to tell me what you want to do now, don't think, just say, do you dare? ”

"I want to kiss you!" Mo Changjiang's big lips, the taste in his mouth, made me sick, I was rarely satisfied with my size, and now is the first time, I wish I could be shorter, so that I can be farther away from his head.

Finally came out of the big pipe.

"Whew!" I exhaled a long breath, a deep breath, I never felt that the air outside was so good, how nice it would be if I slept outside, by the way, would it be a dream come true, because I just fell asleep in the double bed of "Lover's Tears", will it be what I thought in my heart, it will become a reality.

Did I cross over like the 5 or 6-year-old girl I used to play with?

So, in this world, who do I want to disappear?

I closed my eyes and made a wish.

"Zhan Ye! What are you doing? "Strange, why is this Mo Changjiang still here?

"Shhhh Don't talk! I make a wish! "I squinted one eye and waited for the moment when Mo Changjiang suddenly disappeared, which should be equivalent to a day of national celebration.

Who knows, Mo Changjiang's eyes are still swirling around my body, and at this moment, they finally shifted to the top of my head, "Where are there meteors?" ”

This Mo Changjiang, he still raised his head at a 45-degree angle and looked up at the sky? This is the angle of the most handsome boy thinking about problems and being in a daze, and now he is completely ruined, I think he seems to have watched a bubble drama, in this way, the hard work that a person wants to achieve a goal is really incomprehensible to ordinary people, it is estimated that this look, Mo Changjiang must have acted countless times in front of his small mirror.

"That's right! Mo Changjiang, you looked in the mirror like that just now, it's very dangerous, do you know? ”

Mo Changjiang's eyes moved down to my mouth again, "Zhan Ye!" You care so much about me! ”

"I'm not concerned about you, I'm worried about myself, although I understand you very well, because you are ugly, if you are more reserved, maybe no girl will look at you, that's why you are so active, in fact, you are working hard to find a girlfriend, right?"

Mo Changjiang actually thought that I was talking to him about something good, and nodded, he studied law, and his head is so bad, no wonder he will repeat the grade.

I went on to say, "I'll admit, you're working hard! You admit it, right? ”

Mo Changjiang nodded very confidently this time, and I finally understood that it may not be his fault that he is repeating, but that his IQ and ability are here.

Hey? What did I just want to say?

"Where did I just go?" I looked at me urgently, hoping that Mo Changjiang could help me get back.

However, Mo Changjiang was just about to open his foul mouth to speak, but I actually thought of what I wanted to say, and gave him a gesture in time to stop saying Ha and shut up immediately.

I didn't expect him to actually listen.

"What I just wanted to say is, if you look in the mirror in the middle of the night and you're still combing your hair, you're going to see something!" I started with a very low voice and gradually became very loud and loud, deliberately creating a mysterious atmosphere.

"What's that?" Mo Changjiang lowered his head and spoke to my head.

I frowned, then removed the gas from the front of my nose to dissipate as quickly as possible.

Mo Changjiang should have seen it, but he didn't need to breathe so loudly to his right hand, and then sniffed it again, if I'm not mistaken, his right hand is the one that forcibly hugged me last time, and I bit his hand hard, but I didn't expect him to use this hand to smell the taste of his mouth.

Oh my God! I just can't stand it.

The corners of my mouth slowly rose, and I gently spit out the words, "Ghost! ”

"What do you say?" Why did Mo Changjiang suddenly turn his ears back? Lost all the horror scenes that I had so hard to render.

"I've always known that ugly people are weird, what's wrong with you? Are your ears still back? I scolded him in a mocking tone.

"I don't have my ears back, I just don't know, as a graduate student, why can you say such things, I, as a repeater, can't say it, let the seniors teach you a lesson now!" Mo Changjiang began to approach my direction again.

"You set me right there, OK? Because I don't want to cripple you anymore! Always bullying the weak, what kind of ability is it? ”

"You mean I'm weak?"

"Of course, am I weak?" I tilted my head and looked at Mo Changjiang questioningly.

"Tell you, people like you, I see one hit at a time! It was the little fox who saved you just now, you know? Otherwise, I'll hit you in the face with this fist! As I spoke, I began to rummage through my little crossbody bag, like Tinker Bell's treasure chest.

Seeing that Mo Changjiang was very curious at the moment, I introduced the use to him in the same way.

"See what this is? Nail clippers, do you know what nail clippers can do? ”

"Cut your nails!" Mo Changjiang answered me, in fact, I was asking myself, that is, I didn't need him to answer.

"Nonsense, Mo Changjiang, don't talk if you don't know! Have you seen the news? Nail clippers can talk about the neck of a hooligan, click! ”

Mo Changjiang turned his left foot back, led his right foot, and took a small step back, it seemed that he wanted to do something just now, but he didn't dare to do it, and now he was weak again.

"This is the same nail clippers! And this, what is it? "I pulled out an eyebrow razor.

"I don't know, I look at my mother as if I've used this, I want to think about it!"

"This is an eyebrow trimming knife, when I ask your mother to trim her eyebrows herself, I will also give you a trimming, look at your looks, long eyebrows, are you an old birthday star?"

"So what's the use of you? Could it be that the hooligans are coming, you will give people their eyebrows first? ”

"Mo Changjiang! Are you missing a string in your head, this eyebrow knife, as long as you open the hat, you see if the edge is sharp, do you want to try it! This is my most secret self-defense weapon! ”

Mo Changjiang took a small step back and shook his head violently, as if I would use it casually for others.

No way, these can only be used at critical moments because I'm lazy.

Why, you don't have to wash it!

"And this, what do you think it is?" I took out a ring.

"It's a pendant!" Mo Changjiang looked at it, put the thumb and index finger of his right hand on his lower lip, and then rubbed it vigorously.

"Mo Changjiang, your thinking is quite chic, no wonder you can be an idiot, you can't be a human! Most people call it a ring, but you can also wear it as a chain and hang it around your neck, but I can't. ”

"Because you're a ring!" Mo Changjiang answered me very seriously.

"That's not the case, can you understand people's words, I haven't finished it yet, don't interrupt, because there are a lot of small dings on this ring, see? This kind of small spike hurts a lot! As I spoke, I straightened my arms and took a step in the direction of Mo Changjiang, wanting to show him, but who knew that he took a step back, it seems that he is really a little afraid of me, what I want is this effect, I still have a lot of self-defense equipment, is there no need to show Mo Changjiang now, forget it, let's have another one, consolidate it, he is afraid of me.

I raised both elbows together, then my forearms were parallel to the ground, and then, the index fingers of my left and right hands were pointing at the same time at the pair of high heels on my feet.

"I understand this, this one is to poke the eyes of bad people, Zhan Ye, you are smart enough, these self-defense things of yours are all daily necessities, it seems that you will have to be careful of you girl in the future!"

"No, because I'm going to take the little fox from you today! It cannot be guarded by irresponsible people, and it is not good for its future development! Ay? What about the little fox? ”