Although Mingyue can't write all the words, after coherent context, it can probably still be smoothed down.

I saw that in the middle of the book cover, a large circle circled the three words of "Royal Cat Sutra", and next to it was inscribed with a few lines of words with a majestic gesture and an iron silver hook: "Brother Zhixing: Heaven and earth converge, yin and yang are harmonious, husbands respect women are inferior, men and women are subordinate, and they are often and irreversible." Today's wonderful book "The Book of Cats", but the man is like a tiger, how to replace it with a cat? It is specially renamed "White Tiger Pass", hoping that Brother Zhixing will be brave after knowing shame, worthy of being a 'husband', conforming to the natural law of heaven and earth, and not being lonely and self-pitying. Self-detribution Yazheng. ”

Below this word, the dragon flying phoenix dance, the wonderful pen wrote another line of words: "Self-deed: Flowers, squinting, the day against the enemy, the night Yu Chanjuan, the brother diligent practice, strong body, game flowers, steal the joy, the rain and dew are exhausted, do not resist it." The name of this "Royal Cat Sutra" cannot be changed, because it is as clever as a cat because of its brother's spring festival. Now I am happy to be given the name 'one husband' by my brother, which is very wonderful. This book is very popular with me, coinciding with the wedding of Shi Yan, and I will give it away, but is it not? ”

The "self-deed" brother below replied: "'Yifu' brother is too humble, the tiger and the cat say, the taste, outsiders can't say it, now Wei waits 'Yan' can get its way, I gladly agree." ”

Mingyue read it three times before she understood the meaning of it, and in a hurry, Li Fang and Wei Zhixing wrote their book as a letter. Looking at the literal text, there are a lot of things inside, and the more I read, the more I have the urge to laugh and run away.

To explain in Mingyue's simple words, Li Fang means: Wei Zhixing, men love women, human nature, send you a copy of the Spring Palace, take a good look, be a real man, don't be single anymore, find a lady to be happy, save loneliness, loneliness and coldness.

And Wei Zhixing was not to be outdone, and fought back strongly: Li put Li Zide, you fight during the day, and at night at the Spring Festival, your body must be strong, so as not to be hollowed out into a little good cat, and be counterattacked by the girls, the name "Yifu" you gave is good, I reluctantly accepted it. Book, I sent it to my subordinates.

This Li Fang has always given people a kind of bohemian character, and Mingyue didn't think it was an accident to write any sentences, but this Wei Zhixing looked like a person who was not approached and cold all day long, and his words were poisonous enough, and the words poked at Li Fang's key point.

Mingyue didn't dare to delay for too long, hurriedly changed her clothes, took the atlas into her arms, put the white tassel gauze skirt on the table, hurriedly pushed the door out, and almost crashed into a person's arms, it was Wei Zhixing with a calm face.

Mingyue raised her little face and said with a solemn face: "What's the matter?" ”

Wei Zhixing's face turned red, and when Mingyue seriously guessed, his hands had already been raised, rubbing Mingyue's small cheeks, and he didn't even let go of the corners of his eyes and nose.

Mingyue didn't know why, wiped it with her hand, wiped the black of one hand, and said hurriedly: "Hey, what did you wipe on my face?" It's going to be disfigured! ”

Wei Zhixing paid attention to Mingyue's clamour, not only did he not stop, but also deliberately opened Mingyue's head curtain and carefully pressed it on Mingyue's two pimples, until he wiped his whole face, which was extremely well-proportioned "black", and then he was satisfied: "Okay." ”

Mingyue's heart arched one by one, he was the one who made himself "beautiful", and he was the one who smeared black mud on his face, what did he think?

"You, what did you put on my face?" Mingyue pouted, dissatisfied.

The man raised his eyebrows and said indifferently: "The bottom of the pot is ash." ”

"Hey ......"

The man shrugged and said, "I'm thinking about you." The medical hall calls the ash at the bottom of the pot a hundred grass cream, and the main attack is to detoxify and disperse the fire, and the 'fire' on your face is really not small. ”

Mingyue was so angry that her teeth were itchy and impatient, it was still the same sentence, the weak eat the strong, in this county ya, Wei Zhixing said to the east, no one dared to go west.

puffed out his cheeks, lowered his head, looked at his black right hand, his mind moved, and his two hands rubbed on his face, as if he wanted to wipe the black face white, but it was in vain, only rubbed his hands black, as if he was discouraged, he pushed open the door and said to Wei Yan who was guarding the door: "Mr. Wei, let's go home." ”

Wei Yan raised his eyes to look at Wei Zhixing, the man nodded slightly, and then walked to the carriage nervously, and personally drove Mingyue back to Xiangyang Village.

Mingyue bent down and saluted Wei Zhixing, thanked him with a smile on her face, but when she got up, her body stumbled violently, leaned forward, and grabbed Wei Zhixing's clothes.

Wei Zhixing hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold the girl's arms, and scolded: "Why are you not careful, you can still fall if you give a salute, don't be unwilling and reluctant in front of me if you don't want to give a salute in the future." ”

Mingyue said "um" softly, turned around and ran towards the carriage as fast as the autumn wind, jumped up to the side of the car, and suddenly fell on the wheel, and then climbed into the carriage quite indecently, and slipped into the carriage with a bang.

Wei Zhixing sighed softly, and sure enough, the kung fu of turning his head was revealed again, Why can't he be as gentle and tranquil as before the salute just now?

When things are impermanent, there must be demons. Wei Zhixing lowered his head, and when he saw the two black handprints on his white robe, he finally understood the true meaning of the sentence "The country is easy to change, but the nature is difficult to change".

Huanxi stepped forward cautiously and saluted Wei Zhixing and said, "Master, the slave maid changed your clothes?" ”

Wei Zhixing shook her head silently, her obsidian eyes seemed to see into Huanxi's heart, and her joyful heart became heavier and heavier, after a few days of speculation and observation, she knew that this was a symptom of the master's anger.

Sure enough, the man said lightly: "Stand outside with the ice bowl in your arms, when will you know what you did wrong and then go back to the house." ”

Huanxi's hands trembled like pinpricks, she had suffered the punishment of the ice bowl once, not long after she arrived at Wei Zhixing's side, Li Fang had just come to Chaoyang County, Li Wei and the two lived in the same inn, Li Fang's several guards took turns to provoke Huanxi, saying that she was vulgar and could not be on the table, and her master was the same; He also said that she wanted to fly on the branches, and that she was a perfect match for her master, and so on.

At that time, the joy was high, and Wei Zhixing was regarded as a celestial person, the first time he endured it, the second time he was hairy, and the guards quarreled in the inn lobby, and Wei Zhixing's official body was stabbed all over the inn first, and Li Fang's guards were behind the scenes, and everyone in the entire Chaoyang County knew and no one knew, which forced Wei Zhixing to live in the county government office, and became the first husband candidate in Chaoyang County, and Li Fang had to live in the adjacent courtyard.

At that time, Huanxi had not yet come out of the joy of Wei Zhixing's third-grade official body, Wei Zhixing had already asked Wei Yan to prepare a bowl of salt water, freeze it into ice, and pour it out of the bowl, so that Huanxi could stand in the ice and snow like this, as for when the punishment would end, it would depend on when Huanxi would realize her mistake, or when the ice bowl would be warmed by her hand and turned into a puddle of water.

It sounds like a child's play, but in fact, it is more cruel than any torture, and the salted ice in the water is three points colder than ordinary ice, and it is cold in the hand and mixed with bones.

The ice bowl is slowly melted by the temperature of the hand, dripping down little by little, but the temperature of the hand is constantly dropping, until the speed of the water is getting slower and slower, and in the end, the hand with the water belt is frozen in one place, forming a beautiful ice sculpture, an ice bowl melts down, even if the person is lucky not to die, the two hands will be crippled, and the Daluo Immortal can not be saved.

For the first time, Huanxi only held a pillar of incense, so he knelt in front of Wei Zhixing with rain, admitting that he should not reveal Wei Zhixing's identity to the outside world, even if he was used by Li Fang, Li Fang was silent, but he forgave her. Now, is it going to be punished again? But what did you do wrong?

Huanxi stood in the open space in front of Wei Zhixing's room with an ice bowl, the cold wind blew, rolling up pieces of snow on the ground, hitting his face, the slightest cold, compared with the ice in his palm, it actually made people feel a different kind of warmth.

Huanxi thought from the beginning to the end, still didn't know what was wrong, let her surrender her identity to take care of the shabby and sloppy peasant girl, although she was unwilling to do anything in her heart, but she finally followed Wei Yan's instructions, moved the embroidery stool, got off the car with her hands, and served the bath, although it did not reach the level of serving the master, but it was already a great grace to a little peasant girl, you know, even if she saw the county lord, she did not give a courtesy, and the master also acquiesced!!

Tears fell like rain in the snow, until they condensed into frost, hanging in the corners of the eyes and cheeks, this frost seemed to have magical power, and after a while, the whole hair and clothes were condensed into ice flowers, standing in the cold wind to the bones, it was a different scenery.

Huanxi watched as the master's door closed and opened again, and the man had already replaced the robe with black handprints for a dark blue robe, and the black leather boots stepped on the snow, "creaking" and squeaking, until the man walked in front of Huanxi.

Isn't it that the master feels sorry for himself and freezes to death? That's why it came out? Huanxi raised his eyebrows and wanted to bow down, but found that his body was already like a withered plum tree in this winter, and it became a luxury to want to move.

The man shook his hand, his ink-colored eyes lifted slightly, and his voice was as cold as snow in this cold winter, and he said loudly: "Where's the hair?" Where did you receive it? ”

Huanxi looked at the man in astonishment, and didn't react to anything for a long time, until the man frowned unhappily, and asked three times, Huanxi suddenly realized, it turned out that the master asked about Yin Mingyue's hair, and the slightly warm heart was suddenly like tears on his face, frozen by the ice and snow, until he was numb, until he was unconscious.

Joy and despair looked at the wooden barrel in the corner of the wall, which contained all kinds of decayed and dead leaves in the courtyard, as well as Yin Mingyue's hair that had just been thrown in.

The man ignored the joy and strode towards the barrel, so eagerly that he picked out a lock of black hair from it, wrapped it carefully in a handkerchief, turned back into the house, and closed the door with a "snap".

After a while, the candle flame was gone, and the man's figure stood in front of the window, leaving a long silhouette, the figure was like a pine, the long hair was like ink, and the shape was graceful, holding a human-high picture scroll in front of him, staring at the attention, lonely self-appreciation, quiet and joyful, the shadow of the figure, if the unreachable Moon Palace Immortal, and like a lover who only saw in a dream.

smiled happily and sadly, even if she was stupid, she understood where she was wrong, the master was so nervous about the lock of hair, he cared about Yin Mingyue cutting his hair, and at that time, he didn't even dissuade him.

The body is hairy, and the parents must not be injured, and cutting the hair is like being cut off the head, so when Mingyue proposed to cut the curtain, Huanxi was stunned at first, and could have persuaded or even stopped it, but she didn't do that, and she didn't want to do that.

And when Yin Mingyue, who cut her hair, appeared in front of Wei Zhixing and Wei Yan, Wei Yan was more shocked than surprised, and Wei Zhixing's anger was more than surprise, and these Wei Zhixing couldn't say it to Mingyue, so he had to sprinkle all his anger on Huanxi, because he also knew that if he wanted to stop it, Huanxi would definitely be able to stop it, but she didn't.