Chapter 168: What the hell are you going to do?
Wei Yan just lay down, only felt panicked, lifted the quilt and looked, there were jujubes, peanuts, longan, chestnuts and so on scattered on a kang, the man understood, this is the usual practice of newlyweds, meaning "early birth of a noble son", the man smiled, stretched out his arm and pulled it to a place, and lay down leisurely.
When he was half-asleep and half-awake, he only felt that his cuffs were itching, and the man's wine was half awake, and when he opened his eyes, he jumped up in fright, and trembled and pointed to a few black-covered insects that climbed onto the kang at some point and said, "How can there be black-shelled insects in this house?" Get out of here!! ”
The woman listened to the sound and argued, groped the scale pole and handed it to the man's direction, and said helplessly: "Husband, if you don't pick up the hijab, how can the lady see it?" How to help your husband share his worries? ”
Where did Wei Yan dare to slack off, stretched his arm to the longest, picked up the hijab with a weighing rod, and didn't even look at the woman, just stared in horror at a few black-shelled beetles that came out of nowhere and crawled around on the kang.
Begonia swept the black insects together with a kang broom and murmured: "Husband, this insect is afraid that it smells the sugar fragrance in the fried chestnuts, so they all come to grab it, just put everything away, so as not to attract more insects." ”
Wei Yan nodded approvingly, and unconsciously hid behind Begonia, as if he was the protected little daughter-in-law.
The corners of Begonia's mouth rose, and he neatly put away the dates, chestnuts, longan, etc., and handed the wine cup on the table to Wei Yan, looking at Wei Yan with a pair of eyes flickering, the meaning was self-evident.
Wei Yan wanted to save the face he had just lost, so he straightened his face and said with a solemn face: "I'm already drunk, and I can't drink anymore." ”
Begonia raised her eyebrows, and persistently handed the wine cup to Wei Yan, and said in a voice like a mosquito: "This is different from the wine outside, this is a combination of wine." Besides, where is the husband? The light skill just now was superb, and the black shell insect didn't even touch the husband. ”
Wei Yan was annoyed in his heart, rolled his eyes and said, "Let me sleep after drinking?" ”
Begonia nodded firmly, with a harmless face.
A flash of suspicion flashed in Wei Yan's heart, remembering the woman's ability to sow discord with Aunt Li Fang, and asked uneasily, "There is nothing terrible in this wine, right?" ”
Begonia was so frightened that she shook her head, the golden steps on her head shook and tinkled, it was very good, and she said in a crisp voice: "Husband, this wine is wine, is it difficult to put sugar?" ”
Wei Yan put the wine on the wing of his nose and sniffed it, and then he drank it with confidence, the wine was a rare good wine, more spicy and refreshing than the wine at the banquet, only one cup, which made Wei Yan's scared away wine swell up again.
Wei Yan bowed his head and prepared to meet Zhou Gong again.
Begonia had already followed, Wei Yan climbed on the kang, she also climbed on the kang, Wei Yan lay down, she sat next to her, and reached out to take off Wei Yan's clothes.
Wei Yan hurriedly grabbed the clothes that were pulled by the begonia, and said in a panic: "You, what are you going to do?" ”
Begonia glanced at Wei Yan coquettishly, the wind in his eyes was charming and shy, but it made Wei Yan feel a cool breeze behind him, pouring into the four legs.
The woman whispered: "Husband, my aunt said, to be a lady, you must be virtuous and respectful, the husband is the sky, the lady is the earth, only the husband is obedient, the lady will help the husband untie his clothes......"
Wei Yan's hand pulling at the collar couldn't help but loosen, and he said suspiciously: "That's all?"
The woman has carefully helped the man remove his coat, carefully folded the man's clothes upright, pressed them under a pillow on a kang, and can wear clothes without wrinkles tomorrow. The man couldn't help but nodded, this begonia is as careful as a hair, and his temperament is quite straightforward, and the kung fu of waiting for people is also remarkable, aside from being fatter, there is no reason for him to be disgusted.
After folding the coat, the woman once again stretched out her hand to the man's middle coat, and the man was so frightened that he immediately closed his neckline and said vigilantly: "What else do you have to do?" ”
The woman glared at the man again with disgust, and said with a smile like a flower: "Husband, this is home, you can't still sleep with your bottles and cans, right?" You're not afraid, I'm still afraid! ”
Wei Yan couldn't help it, the woman was talking about all kinds of medicinal powders that were ubiquitous in her sleeves and arms, both saving and harmful, like a beggar's treasure bag.
Wei Yan pushed away the woman's hand, stretched himself into his arms with a slightly red face, took out a large bag in his arms, and naturally handed it to the woman.
The woman's eyes glanced at her waist again, and the man had to take out the things in his waist as well, and was stared at by the woman like this, and took out the ...... in his hair and behind his ears
In the end, there were thirty or forty kinds of medicinal powders.
The woman smiled and said, "Is there really no more?" ”
Wei Yan spread his hands like a trained primary school student, saying that there was really no more, and the woman carefully took a bunch of medicines to the cabinet on the edge of the kang, opened the cabinet, put things in one go, and then closed the cabinet and locked it with a "click" with a lock.
The man sat up in shock and exclaimed, "What are you going to do?" ”
This medicine is one of his own weapons, and if he is "confiscated" by a woman, isn't it "disarmed and surrendered" and "captured"?
The woman replied with a slightly calm look and said: "Husband, this medicine can save people, but also harmful, let the person with a heart steal it to harm people, and the husband will also become one of the accomplices, don't take it lightly, lock it appropriately, give the key to the husband for safekeeping, and take it as you go." ”
The woman put the key in Wei Yan's palm and treasured, her face was calm, and she couldn't see any calculations.
The man put his mind at ease and lay down again, but saw that the woman had begun to untie his clothes, and sat up again in fright, and now he saw more clearly, the woman was indeed taking off the red silk clothes outside, so frightened that the man sat up suddenly, wanted to use his hands to block, and retracted his hand evasively, shook his hand and said, "You, what are you going to do?" ”
Qiu Haitang said with a look of grievance: "Husband, you and I are husband and wife, you won't let the lady sleep in the outhouse, right?" It was a cold day; You won't let the lady sleep in a wedding dress, will you? This wedding dress cost twenty-two hundred and seven hundred and twenty-two dollars, what a pity to sleep in it......"
The manhood was knotted, and he always felt that something was wrong, and he couldn't say what was wrong, so he simply closed his eyes, turned around, couldn't see or was out of mind, and pretended to sleep.
A melodious singing sounded: I asked my Lang if you were freezing in a panic, and the lady made a double brocade quilt to block the cold for my Lang; Xia Yu asked me Lang, are you panicking, the lady made a flower paper umbrella to cover my Lang ......."
The song is like a spring water gurgling and flowing, if the spring breeze is slowly blowing on the face, like a fairy sound, just the sun is wandering, listening to every pore of people are full of joy, every inch of skin is full of comfort, the man's stiff body gradually relaxes, what emerges in front of him is the light and shadow of countless butterflies flying, and the sound of heaven singing by countless birds.
The neck was numb and crispy, and if the snake went up, the man opened his eyes vigilantly, looked at the dark fragrance floating in front of him, his eyes closed again, and nervously covered his closed eyes with his palms, and stammered: "You, why did you take off your middle coat?" ”
Although his eyes were closed, the pink gauze robe floated around in his mind like a naughty bird, lingering without beckoning.
The woman gently teased the man's eyelashes mischievously with her fingers, and the eyelashes trembled nervously, like the wings of a dragonfly, inciting, making the woman's heart itch.
The woman's face turned crimson, remembering her aunt's words---Men always like beautiful girls, ugly ones, can only rely on their own sons, today there is no chance to spend candles in the cave room, I am afraid that men will be more disgusted with themselves in the future, and there will be no chance to continue the heir."
The heart-pounding picture of the book came to mind, and the woman was not reserved, and got into the man's bed like a snake.
The man opened his eyes angrily, looking at the white expanse in front of him, his eyes involuntarily closed again, his breathing was instantly short, his forehead was also sweaty, and he secretly said in his heart, he had always thought that the woman was extremely fat during the day, and when he saw it at this time, he was not as ugly as he imagined, at least what he had just seen, his body was well-proportioned and tight, but he was stronger than ordinary women.
Turning his head, he saw the long white belts on the kang, and suddenly it dawned on her that the woman had wrapped layers of belts around her body in order to make herself look fatter, so she looked unusually bloated and stupid like a cow.
Thinking about it, the man's face was covered with a layer of red, his teeth were clenched on his lower lip, and he wanted to see the true face of the woman's Lushan again, but he was afraid that he would fall into the woman's trap again, and be introduced into the urn step by step by the woman, and gradually eaten.
It seems that there is a small hand that keeps tickling his heart, leading him to see and look.
The man was hesitating, the woman had not given him a chance to breathe, his arms and legs had been entwined, and he looked like he would not stop eating and wiping the man clean and hot.
The man was so frightened that he jumped up, and his legs were strangled by the woman, and the strength was so great that the man couldn't move at all; If you want to urge the internal force, you can't even raise half a point; If you want to take ecstasy medicine and itch medicine, Nai He took a vacancy......
Everything verifies one thing, that is, begonias, from the moment the man did not enter the house, began to calculate step by step......
The man was not angry, but aroused his competitive spirit, he had not met such an interesting person for many years, if he hadn't underestimated the enemy, he would have won or lost yet, interesting, it was too interesting......
The man smiled, his eyes narrowed slightly, and said secretly, no, he, he hasn't completely lost yet......
The man stretched out his fingers and poked hard at the woman's right acupoint, Qihai acupoint and other eight big acupoints, that is, to seal the woman's upper body and the woman's lower body, so that her whole body could not move anywhere except for her eyes.
The man's hand moved as he wished, and several big holes were really pointed, and the woman was stunned, and her body really didn't move; The man's hands were also stiff and motionless, his eyes were fixed on his palms, and not only his face was as red as the red vulgar bed, but even his fingernails were red through.