Meng Bao is coming, and the cute is overturning the audience

(1) Mommy, where am I from?

One day, Yi Muyang took his three-year-old son Hopping and Liu Sihan to play in the park, and happened to meet a pregnant woman.

"Mommy, this aunt has a baby in her belly." Jumping turned his head to look at Liu Sihan and said excitedly.

"Wow, you're so smart, how do you know?" Liu Sihan touched his jumping head in surprise.

"That's what my dad told me, I know I came out of your belly. But I don't understand, how did I get into your belly, and how did I get out of your belly? Mommy. Jumping frowned slightly, looking serious like a mini (miniature version) of Yi Muyang.

Liu Sihan was stunned for a few seconds when he heard what Jumping said, and he didn't know how to answer him for a while.

"Hop Hop, you ask your dad this question, okay?" Faced with the son of 100,000 whys, Liu Sihan felt a special headache, and she simply threw the pot directly to Yi Muyang.

"Daddy, where the hell did I come from? Can you tell me about it? Jumping turned his head and looked at Yi Muyang expectantly.

Yi Muyang was stunned for a few seconds, ready to answer a three-year-old child's question in the simplest words, trying to make him understand.

"Hop, I love your mommy very much, and then I have you. You are the fruit of my love and your mother's love, so to speak, it is like a farmer uncle planting a seed in the land in the spring. Then wait for the seeds to germinate, water the seeds, weed, and fertilize them, and the seeds begin to bear fruit slowly. When the harvest season arrives in autumn, the fruits will be harvested. You know what I mean? Son. ”

"Oh, that's right. I see, Dadby. Jumping looked like he suddenly realized.

"Hop, you have to remember that you need to work hard in the future, whether you are studying or doing other things, and continuous efforts will be rewarded. Do you understand? Yi Muyang looked at his son with a doting expression.

"I see, Dadby. I will definitely study hard in the future so that I can get good grades. Jumping looked at Yi Muyang with a serious face.

"That's smart, you go over there for a while. Shall I say a few words to your mommy? Yi Muyang gave a thumbs up to Jumping.

"Okay." Jumping obediently walked to the lawn next to him, squatted on the ground and looked at the flowers and plants in the park.

Seeing this, Liu Sihan covered his mouth and smiled so much that he couldn't straighten his waist.

"You deserve to be a teacher, and it's easy to explain a thing."

"For a three-year-old who doesn't understand anything, of course I have to be simple, otherwise he wouldn't understand. I can't tell him that you were made by me and your mommy moon, right? Then he couldn't understand it even more. Yi Muyang looked at Liu Sihan and suddenly smiled.

"You're so dirty, come, please give me a packet of decontamination powder." Liu Sihan suddenly burst out laughing.

Yi Muyang's face turned red to the root of his ears, and he laughed embarrassedly.

(2) Mommy, I'm a little man

Finally, on the weekend, for Liu Sihan, a person who often lies in bed, it is simply sorry for this good rest time if he does not sleep on Saturday and Sunday. In the morning, Yi Muyang got up early and made Liu Sihan's favorite breakfast. Then he went to wake up his son Jump, and Liu Sihan was still sleeping lazily after the two men finished eating.

In order not to wake up Liu Sihan, Yi Muyang left a note for her and put it on the table in the bedroom. Then he went downstairs with Jump and started running in the garden downstairs to exercise.

As soon as Liu Sihan opened her eyes, she suddenly found that Yi Muyang had long since disappeared. At this time, Liu Sihan suddenly found the note left by Yi Muyang on the table, and after she washed up briefly, she heated the food in the pot and ate something and began to walk downstairs.

At this time, Jumping suddenly found Liu Sihan, and he ran towards Liu Sihan with a happy face.

Suddenly slammed on the ground with a bang, and Jump frowned slightly and didn't cry.

When Liu Sihan found that his son fell to the ground, his mother's love was overflowing and he was distressed. She hurriedly prepared to go over and help her son up, but at this time, she only heard Yi Muyang shouting with a serious face there.

"Don't help him, let him get up on his own."

At this time, Liu Sihan had already arrived in front of Jumpy and was about to help him up, but when she heard what Yi Muyang said, she quickly retracted her hand, and looked at Jumpy who fell to the ground in a daze.

"Hop, you're a man. Dad told you that we men should be strong not to cry when we encounter things, can you get up by yourself? Yi Muyang encouraged him to jump on the side.

Jumping listened to Yi Muyang's words and nodded.

"Mommy, you don't have to worry about me. I'm a man, and I can stand up on my own. Jumping Little Jump's face was red, and he gritted his teeth and got up from the ground with all his strength.

"Son, you're awesome!" Yi Muyang hurriedly ran over and picked him up and jumped and kissed him a few times on the face.

(3) Mommy, I don't have early love

One day, Liu Sihan was sorting out the jumping schoolbag, when she suddenly found that one of the jumping schoolbags had a piece of paper written crookedly in pencil: I love you .

Next to the note, there is also a box of heart-shaped chocolates. Liu Sihan suddenly called Yi Muyang as if he had discovered a new continent.

"Look at the note and chocolate in the Hopping School bag, this has just started early love in kindergarten? This is something that must be given to a child in kindergarten.,Your son is really good.,The rhythm of falling in love from the doll is grabbed.。 His grandmother also said that once she went to pick him up from kindergarten, and his teacher said that he secretly kissed other little girls. Your son's kindergarten is like this, so what should he do when he grows up? Liu Sihan looked at Yi Muyang with a worried expression.

"Isn't it up to you? There is a mother and there is a son. Yi Muyang teased Liu Sihan with a smile on his face.

"Don't hack me, I haven't been in love in kindergarten. Don't talk to me, you say you don't care? Liu Sihan glared at Yi Muyang angrily.

"Tube, must tube. Don't worry, I'll ask him first. Yi Muyang said and called Hop Hop who was playing with toys in the living room.

"Hop, what are you doing with the chocolates and notes in your bag? Do you like the little girl in your class, is this a gift for someone? Yi Muyang cautiously tested his son's thoughts.

"No, it's my Mother's Day gift for my mommy. This box of chocolates was given to me by my aunt, and I kept it in my bag until I was willing to eat it. Our kindergarten teacher said that tomorrow is Mother's Day, so I thought about giving this box of chocolates to my mommy as a gift. The little guy looked at Yi Muyang with an aggrieved expression.

Liu Sihan was stunned for a moment after listening to what Hopping said. She was immediately very moved and hugged Hop Jump tightly.

(4) Learn to speak as adults

Li Yutong once was about to send Hop Hop to kindergarten, but Hop Hop was very slow. Li Yutong saw that her grandson was about to be late, so she kept urging Jump to hurry up.

"You second goods, can you stop chattering about you, an old lady from the Northeast? I'm dying of annoyance! Jumping suddenly turned his head and looked at Li Yutong impatiently.

"What do you say? Who taught you to say that? Li Yutong listened to what Jumping said, and suddenly became angry.

"That's what my dad said about my mom." Jumping explained to Li Yutong seriously.

"Don't say that in the future, it's rude to say that, you know?" Li Yutong frowned and touched his jumping head.

"Okay." Jumping was frightened by Li Yutong with a serious face, he pursed his mouth and nodded aggrievedly.

After sending Hopping to the kindergarten, Li Yutong immediately dialed Yi Muyang's phone and told him the ins and outs of the matter.

"Tell me how you teach by example? Pay attention to what you talk in front of your children in the future, don't talk nonsense, you can see how young you are? Li Yutong went straight to the point and reprimanded Yi Muyang with a face.

"Hahaha, my son is really teachable, this imitation ability is really good." Yi Muyang listened to what Li Yutong said, and immediately burst out laughing.

"Okay, stop laughing, what's so funny? You should pay attention in the future, I still have something to do, I will hang up first. Li Yutong hung up the phone impatiently.

(5) Struggle with the question of who you like

One day, Hop Hop sat at his desk with his face in his hands, frowning and looking thoughtful. He also sighed from time to time, as if he was preoccupied.

Yi Muyang was immediately happy when he saw the jump.

"Son, what's wrong with you? What are you sighing at a young age? Did your mommy quarrel with you? Yi Muyang looked at Jump with a serious face.

"Nope." Hopping shook his head.

"So you had a fight with the other kids in the kindergarten?" Yi Muyang was particularly surprised by his son's abnormality.

"No, Dabi. What the hell do you think is wrong with their women? A girl named An An in our class likes me, and a girl named Yuanyuan also likes me. But I don't know who to choose right now? Jumping frowned, feeling particularly tangled.

"Haha, it turned out that I was trapped by love. Your children now, kindergartens are all playful, and they will definitely not be like this when they grow up. Well, Daddy asks you what do you like about them? Yi Muyang listened to his son's words and was immediately happy.

"I like An An's beauty, I like round cuteness." The little guy frowned and thought about it.

"Son, in fact, it doesn't matter if you are beautiful on the outside or not, what matters is on the inside. Then I ask you, who do you have more fun with? Yi Muyang looked at Jump with a smile on his face.

"I'm happier with Yuanyuan." Jumping was stunned for a few seconds, thought about it and said.

"Do you know the answer now?" Yi Muyang patted Jumpy on the shoulder.

"Thank you Dabi, I know, I like Yuanyuan." Jumping stood up and ran to Yi Muyang, and kissed him.

(6) Three-year-old me and five-year-old Mommy

Liu Sihan especially likes snowy days, because when it snows, she can walk in the white snow and build snowheads and have snowball fights with Yi Muyang, which is particularly interesting for Liu Sihan.

Seeing that it was beginning to snow heavily, Yi Muyang and Jumping planned to surprise Liu Sihan. After the snow stopped, Yi Muyang and Jumping took advantage of Liu Sihan's nap at home to take a shovel and began to clear the snow downstairs. While working, they built a snowman together. Then Yi Muyang and Jumping Jump's faces and hands were red from the cold, and they returned home together. At this time, Liu Sihan was sitting on the sofa in the living room after waking up, and was taken aback when he saw them rubbing their hands and stomping their feet when they came back.

"What are you doing here? Frozen and shrunken necks? ”

"Mommy, we've got a gift for you. Come with us and take a look downstairs, you're going to love it. Jumping took Liu Sihan's hand and prepared to walk out the door.

"What kind of gift?" Liu Sihan said as he walked, and Yi Muyang also went downstairs with them.

"Just look at it." Jumping said and Liu Sihan arrived downstairs.

A large snowman stands on the ground with a blue scarf tied around his neck, which looks particularly beautiful.

"Mommy, my dad said you like snowmen. I'm three years old and Mommy is five years old. This is a gift from me and my dad, do you like it? The little one danced excitedly.

"Yes, that's good." Liu Sihan was moved to squat down and hugged his son.

"Shall we take a picture? Let's talk about eggplant together, is it good? Liu Sihan looked at Hopping happily.

"Okay." The little one nodded desperately.

"One, two, three, eggplant!" A family portrait freezes instantly.

(7) Son, it's time for you to lose weight!

Jump, who is already in the first grade of elementary school, has grown a lot taller, and is not only the sports committee member of the class, but also the class president. One day at the dining table, Hop was eating with his head down, picked up a piece of braised pork and began to send it to his mouth. At this time, Liu Sihan used his chopsticks to stop the jump.

"Hop, it's time for you to lose weight now, look at you and you've got a small belly. You can't eat meat anymore, eat more. Liu Sihan frowned and looked at Jump with some dissatisfaction.

"Daddy, but I want to eat." Jumping looked at Yi Muyang with an aggrieved face.

Yi Muyang was immediately happy when he saw his son's aggrieved appearance.

"So is that? Dad will give you and Mommy a few math problems, and the two of you will compete to see how fast and slow you can do the problems. Dad is a referee, if you answer quickly and correctly, then you can continue to eat if you win. If you lose, you just listen to your mommy. How about losing weight if you can't eat meat? Yi Muyang looked at Jump with a smile on his face.

"yes, that's great! I'm the best at math, and nothing can bother me. Mommy, just wait to throw in the towel. Jumping made a smug face at Liu Sihan.

"THAT'S WHAT IT IS, WHAT IS 6X4? What is 4X6 EQUAL? Yi Muyang quickly broadcast the numbers.

"24, it's not easy, it's not easy for me." Jumping squeezed his eyes at Liu Sihan.

......

"What is 3X7? What about 7X3? ”

"21" jumped happily replied.

"24" Liu Sihan blurted out, and soon she realized that she was wrong.

"Mommy, you've lost! I knew you were going to lose! Jumping looked at Liu Sihan with a smug face.