Text Hammer Bass, fair showdown!

The major general stepped forward with two hammers in his hand, and the two hammers collided with each other, and then beckoned at the dragon mother contemptuously, and said with a cruel smile: "Old woman, since you are tired of living and dare to provoke the barbarian general, then don't blame Lao Tzu for pulling your head into flowers!" ”

I took a closer look at the rear admiral in front of me and saw that he was wearing a snow-white navy robe and carrying a shiny sign on his shoulder with a golden tiger shark logo engraved on it. This is the rank of Major General of the country of waves.

The rear admiral's arms were very thick, and the sleeves of his battle robe were bulging, as if they were about to burst. He had long green hair, which was braided into three locks and stood above his head like a flagpole; His eyebrows were thick and dark, like a slanted "one"; A pair of fierce eyes under his eyebrows were staring fiercely at Mother Dragon, Mother-in-law and me.

"Didn't you come for me? What does it have to do with my mother-in-law! I listened to him, jumped in front of the dragon mother, and asked him with a glare.

"Ho ho ho ho, isn't this the girl who made that praying mantis unload eight pieces yesterday? You think that garbage mantis can't kill you? I can't kill you?! The green-haired Major General sneered.

"Buzz!" The brute suddenly shouted at the major general, stopping him from continuing what he was about to say.

Bass? I think I've heard that name before.

I remember one time, a group of pirates looted food and water in the North Key, and the Navy knew about it. Later, a great battle between the navy and the pirates on the beaches of the North Key was overwhelmed. After that battle, the beach was littered with the corpses of sea creatures, starfish, crabs, and fish large and small. Later, I heard from the people on the island that the sea creatures had been shaken to death by a rear admiral and washed ashore by the sea. The Rear Admiral's name was Gubby Bass, nicknamed the North Sea Drummer.

Seeing that Buzz was no longer talking, the barbarian lowered his voice and said to me in a very gentle-sounding voice: "Su Jiu'er, this old woman behind you is a wanted criminal in the country of waves, this matter has nothing to do with you, you go out of the way." Don't hurt you by mistake. ”

"Wanted?"

I couldn't help but look back at Granny Dragon. Her hair and eyebrows were all white, and she looked at me with a look of concern and kindness.

If you want to talk about wanted criminals, how can such a kind old lady be a wanted criminal if I don't write homework every day, score 0 on exams, fight when I'm fine, and dominate in school? At the very least, a wanted criminal must look as ugly as a bugger.

They must be mistaken. I was thinking in my heart.

"General, what nonsense with her, let me tear her to shreds!" Buzz roared. After saying that, he jumped more than three meters high with his hammer and feet, and then rushed towards me with his head down.

"Buzz!" The brute shouted at him again, but this time his tone was less of a warning.

Numb, isn't this barbaric on purpose? How can his voice be like a little girl at such an important juncture? I cursed in my heart. Looking at Bass's two huge hammers again, my scalp tingled.

Grandma's, his hammer is almost as big as our heads. With my instincts cultivated over the years of fighting experience, it must not be comfortable to be picked up by him. In fact, I'm still a little unconvinced, don't look at him who looks five big and three thick, I'm really not afraid of him in terms of strength, if I break my wrists, I can't tell who wins. But the problem is that people have hammers, and I don't even have a brick.

"Such a big hammer must be worth a lot of money, right?" It occurred to me that I had an idea. The gaze at the hammer became eager.

The Continent of Water is metal-free, and it all depends on the exchange of oil and the countries of the Continent of Sand. So, the price of metal is particularly expensive. A hammer as big as Bass's hand could sell for at least 50,000 Kirks if it was sold on the black market.

Bass's hammer is no longer a hammer in my eyes, but a wad of bills.

Just as I was looking at Bass's hammer with bright eyes, Bath's hammer had already smashed into my head with an invincible momentum, and I was still immersed in the dream of making a fortune, not noticing the problem of the hammer touching my head.

At this moment, a pale white sword light rose from behind me, and then, a familiar voice came from behind me:

"Toad knife method, moon slash!"

Then, there was a loud noise, and I woke up from the dream of getting rich.

"What's the fuss? You idiot! "The monster named Xiao Qi roared behind me.

"Who do you call stupid?" My eyes widened and I wanted to go up and knock on it. Only to find that the hand holding the scimitar was trembling slightly, and a trace of red blood flowed from between the fingers where he held the knife. It was then that I realized that it had just done everything in its power to block Bass's twin hammers, so I was unharmed. If it weren't for saving me, it wouldn't have had to block Bass's knife at all, and it wouldn't have been hurt.

A fire came out of my heart. I walked towards Buzz menacingly, crossed my waist and pointed at his nose and asked, "Hey, do you understand the rules of the rivers and lakes?" ”

"The rules of the rivers and lakes?"

"No weapons!"

“?”

"Do you dare to put the hammer down and let's fight? Why don't you lend me one of your hammers! ”

"Borrow you?" Buzz laughed and threw the hammer in his right hand at me. The huge hammer smashed into the mud and sand at the bottom of the lake, sinking deep into it.

"If you can pick it up, I'll lend you this hammer!" Buzz laughed again.

I walked up to the hammer, held the thick handle with my right hand, and secretly weighed the weight of the hammer, which was about 200 catties. I had a score in my heart, pretending not to lift it, gritting my teeth, and my face was red.

Seeing that I was holding the handle of the hammer with both hands like a carrot, and his face was flushed, but the hammer did not move, he couldn't help but smile proudly: "It's fair now, right?" ”

I held the hammer in both hands and nodded, "Hmm! ”

Bas laughed maniacally and said, "Then you're welcome!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Bas picked up the remaining hammer with his right hand, soared into the air, and smashed it viciously against me!

And I, with my face flushed, held the handle of the sledgehammer that sank to the bottom of the lake like a carrot, and the sledgehammer remained motionless!

Seeing that Buzz was getting closer and closer to me, the corners of my mouth couldn't help but rise slightly, revealing a subtle smile.

"Bass, be careful!"

The brute suddenly shouted.