Chapter 10: Kuixing Kick Fight

A few days later, in the evening of the Tsuen Wan Police Station, the afterglow of the sun shone here, dyed with a layer of yellow, and a group of police officers who had nothing to do gathered here, listening to the foaming Meng Chao tell about his thrilling adventures in the past few days.

"That night, Kim McGee and I had the audacity to take the Loach King to the interrogation room for a night's examination. Although at that time, I was already faintly aware that something was wrong with the Loach King, but there was no way, I was a policeman, a loyal policeman, even if the Loach King became a ghost, as long as he broke the law, I would catch it! Meng Chao said vigorously, just like the truth.

"And me, and the loach king who interrogated the ghost that night also has me." Jin McKee on the side reminded Meng Chao that this kind of showy thing could be without him.

"Of course, Kim McGee was next to me at the time." Meng Chao added this casually, then lowered his voice and continued.

"Kim McGee and I interrogated it all night. That night, how did I brave the hardships and dangers to deal with the loach king, skillfully using all kinds of skills..........." Meng Chao wanted to continue bragging, but the audience was not satisfied and shouted, "Hurry up, get to the point!" ”

Meng Chao was helpless, and after glancing at the group of people with disdain, he said concisely, "After interrogating the Loach King for one night, during the day, we let the Loach King shine in the sun, and the Loach King turned into ashes!"

"We have done a good thing for the general public, otherwise, if we indulge the loach king who has become a ghost, the consequences will be unimaginable. I'm like an unsung hero. However, the truth is always in the hands of a few, and Kim McGee and I have done such great things that some people just don't believe it. At that time, the cowshed was haunted, so we were sent to investigate. ”

"I thought to myself, this is a good thing! If it is really a ghost, then I have fought for the sake of the majority of Hong Kong citizens, and I will also clean them up and give Hong Kong citizens a calm sky. Not for anything else, just because I'm a police officer. Meng said awe-inspiringly. Kim McGee didn't have the face to listen to this.

A colleague sneered, "Meng Chao, how did I hear that you and Kim McKee regarded mental illness as a ghost king, and sang a lullaby all night from the mental hospital to the director's office." Hahahaha. ”

The news spread throughout the Tsuen Wan Police Station, and as soon as this colleague said it, everyone else burst out laughing.

"Bah, what do you know? Jin Mai and I basically wanted to go deep into the tiger's den, and then we wanted to catch them all! Meng Chao defended himself, but few people present believed it, and even Jin McKee directly lowered his head.

Meng Chao lost his temper directly, and shouted to the colleague who was the first to laugh, "Do you still listen?" If you don't listen to Lao Tzu, you won't say anything. ”

"Listen to it, Brother Chao, don't be angry, we'll listen to you." The colleague hurriedly smiled.

Meng Chao pursed his lips at this time, continued to show a flattering smile, and put his hands on their new female boss, Inspector FannyHo, and said, "Then it's time for our inspector who has both beauty and strength, wisdom and kindness to appear." ”

Inspector FannyHo was just transferred to this police station a few days ago, and she was the direct boss of Jin McGee and Meng Chao, and she was still arrogant when she first came, but when she really encountered a ghost, she was a lot more intimidating.

Today he was wearing a white sports jacket and biting an apple in his mouth, and when he heard Meng Chao talk about her, he quickly puffed out his flat chest and smiled at everyone.

Meng Chao continued, "It's not that I praise it, the inspector is really a strange woman with both talent and appearance. ”

At this time, Meng Chao was still slapping FannyHo's ass, not to mention that when Inspector FannyHo first came, he directly scolded the two of them in the office, and directly ordered the two to catch the loach king within 48 hours.

Not to mention that Jin McGee and Meng Chao, who were messed up, directly slaughtered the police dog and deceived Inspector FannyHo into eating dog meat, wanting to lower Inspector FannyHo's luck.

It turned out to be exactly what they wanted, and Inspector FannyHo began to run out of bad luck, hitting ghosts all the way!

This matter has always been rotten in the hearts of Jin McGee and Meng Chao, and neither of them has the courage to tell Inspector FannyHo that tricking her into eating dog meat is to make her hit the ghost!

Otherwise, Inspector FannyHo, who knew the truth, couldn't help the impulse in his heart and burned Jin McGee and Meng Chao to ashes!

Meng Chao then boasted, "Don't look at our inspectors, she looks delicate and delicate, and she looks beautiful and moving, but in fact, women don't let her eyebrows, at that time, a female corpse appeared in the city gate pond, and after inspection, it was found that she was bitten to death." Kim McGee and I both said that they were bitten to death by a ghost, and our inspector didn't believe it. ”

Seeing that Inspector FannyHo's face was about to change, Meng Chao hurriedly said, "Of course, this is also normal, how can a person believe that there are ghosts for no reason?" That said, Inspector FannyHo took the lead and stayed with Kim McGee and me for a bet. Inspector FannyHo is truly a heroine among women. ”

Meng Chao praised violently, but he made Inspector FannyHo embarrassed.

But Meng Chao was thick-skinned and didn't feel embarrassed at all, he continued, "After twelve o'clock that night, with a bang, the female corpse really changed and became a zombie. It was too late, but it was too late, and the female corpse broke free from the belt that bound it and wanted to come and bite us. ”

"But what am I! Meng Chao! I immediately fought fiercely with the female corpse.........."

"You?" Meng Chao put everything on himself, and Jin McGee couldn't stand it anymore.

"Of course, Kim McGee and the Inspector have both. The three of us worked together to finally beat the female ghost away. Meng Chao saw the unkind gaze of Jin McGee and Inspector FannyHo, and immediately changed his words.

"The female corpse escaped, of course we had to chase it, we chased it all the way to the vicinity of the Sansheng Ancient House, and we just happened to meet two traffic policemen. It's too dangerous to fight zombies, so how can you involve your colleagues? So we casually sent them away, but we didn't expect that it was the lair of the Miyake Daisa, but it hurt them, and they were bitten to death by Miyake Daizo and turned into zombies............. Meng Chao said.

"Wow! Turned into a zombie when bitten by that Miyake Daisa? How many people in Hong Kong have been bitten by it? It's not like all of Hong Kong will become zombies, will it? A colleague exclaimed.

"Then I don't know." Meng Chao said he couldn't answer this question.

Kim McGee picked up the conversation and continued, "When we got to the neighborhood, there was a grocery store. So we went in. I didn't expect the owner of the grocery store, like Uncle Zhong, to be a retired Taoist priest, he easily killed the two corpses of the traffic policeman, when killing the female corpse, I didn't expect Miyake Daisa to appear, it was too fierce, three times and two strokes to cripple the owner of the grocery store, if it wasn't for the owner of the grocery store desperately covering us, we wouldn't be able to escape! ”

"Of course, it's not rude!" Meng Chao recited an ancient saying and turned the conversation around, "This bastard is treating us like this, how can we swallow this breath, the next day, I, Jin Maiji, and our beautiful inspector took a group of guys to the Three Sages Ancient Temple." And guess what we saw there? ”

Meng Chao deliberately lowered his voice, making the atmosphere weird and gloomy, and asked his colleagues.

His colleagues shook their heads.

Meng Chao stretched out two fingers and said, "There, we saw two coffins!" ”

"We opened a coffin, and guess what's inside?" Meng Chao asked.

Everyone shook their heads again, "Don't sell it, say it." ”

"We saw the female corpse sleeping inside. Of course, we didn't show mercy in this situation, so we nailed the female corpse to the chest, and the female corpse let out a painful howl, which was terrifying to hear. Meng Chao made a frightened move.

"I didn't expect it to be this voice that woke up Daisa Miyake, who was lying in another coffin, and it came out of the coffin and launched an attack on us."

"Kim McKie and the Inspector hid in the coffin, and Daisa Miyake came at me. Fortunately, I was quick and quick to react, so I flashed my head back in time, and just in time the sun shone in and hit Miyake Daisa. ”

The other policemen listened to Meng Chao talk about his agility, and their eyes showed disbelief.

Meng Chao saw it, and hurriedly swore an oath, "I'm really scared, I'm not lying to you!" ”

At this moment, a beautiful policewoman with combed hair rushed in from outside the restaurant, and she asked excitedly, "Wait, wait for me, where are you?" ”

A burly, slightly obese police officer with the same beard said softly, "It's almost over, you're only here now?" ”

"Really?" Beauty pursed her lips.

Meng Chao looked at everyone with blank eyes and said, "Don't believe it, as soon as the sun shines on the zombie, he suddenly disappears with a snort." ”

What Meng Chao said was too mysterious, and there were too many elements of bragging, so some uniformed police officers didn't believe it and said, "Do you say what he said is true?" ”

Jin Maiji took a cup of coffee and solemnly asked the old man sitting in the middle smoking a cigarette, "Uncle Zhong, I heard that you are a retired Taoist priest, this time, you should show your hands and take a look." ”

"How to get the zombies back!"

The old man, whom Kim McKee called Loyalty, sighed, knocked away the ashes, and said, "You set it on fire this time, and even if you don't look for it, it will come to you." ”

The female inspector FannyHo was so scared to death when she heard this, she couldn't bite the apple in her hand anymore, and said, "Uncle Zhong, don't scare me. ”

Zhongbo took two more puffs of his cigarette, and then said in a heavy tone to FannyHo, "I'm not scaring you Inspector. ”

"If you want to sleep soundly tonight, it's best to take a kick position."

"Is it hard to do?" It is a matter of his family's life, and Meng Chao is also very concerned.

"Yes?" Kim McGee's face was also ugly.

Zhong Bo raised his head, extinguished the cigarette butt, picked up two slippers from the ground, and said, "It's easy, you put your shoes at the head of the bed before you go to bed, one sole facing the sky, and the other rushing to the ground." ”

Then Zhongbo stood up.

A police officer asked, "What is this?" ”

Uncle Zhong looked disdainful, "You don't understand this, don't you?" What about this? It's called the Victory Cup. ”

After saying that, Zhongbo continued to say to Kim McKee, "Then fold your pants into an octagonal shape, put them on top of your head, use them as pillows, and then, put them in a Kuixing kick and fight pose." ”

Zhongbo raised one foot, raised two hands, put himself in a pose, and pointed to a god on the wall and said, "Just like in that picture, that ghost will not dare to approach you." ”

Jin McKee, Meng Chao, and Inspector FannyHo all looked at the god on the wall, and the god in the god looked hideous. It stands on top of its head on one foot, with the other foot up, holding a pen in one hand and a bucket in the other.

"Then you can't kick and fight with Kuixing for the rest of your life? Is there any better way to get rid of it? Kim McKee said.

Zhongbo smoked his cigarette and thought for a while before he said heavily, "It's difficult, because this is not an ordinary zombie, and ordinary spell mahogany swords can't deal with it." Unless seven coffin nails can be found. ”

"Seven coffin nails?" Kim McGee asked, confused.

"The time for these seven coffins to be nailed into the soil cannot exceed seven hundred and forty-nine days, first nail the limbs, then the valves, and the remaining one is inserted into the heart!"

"What will happen?" Inspector FannyHo asked timidly.

"Never be born again!" Zhong Bo Dao.

"When you go to bed at night, remember to kick and fight with Kuixing!" Uncle Zhong admonished again.

"What about the Inspector?" Kim McGee asked Inspector FannyHo.

Inspector FannyHo thought for a moment and said, "It's so horrible, you guys come home with me tonight." ”

Meng Chao immediately nodded and said excitedly, "Okay, I agree." ”

"Go sleep at the Inspector's house tonight! You sleep in one room, and I sleep in one room with the inspector. In this way, everyone will help each other, and it will be safer. Meng Chao smiled lewdly.

"A head full of erotic thoughts!" Inspector FannyHo scolded Meng Chao with disdain.

Meng Chao corrected, "This is not called pornography, this is called friendship." ”

As he spoke, he squinted obscenely at Inspector FannyHo.

Inspector FannyHo was speechless to Meng Chao, but Jin McKee was not dizzy by sperm, and asked Uncle Zhong, "Uncle Zhong, is there no other way than the coffin nail?" ”

Zhongbo thought for a long time this time, and said, "Difficult, difficult, difficult, the power of the current talisman peach wood sword has dropped too much, if it was in ancient times, it would be simple!" It's hard to deal with this zombie now, and I don't know how many people in the world can beat this zombie several times? ”

Zhongbo stood with his eyes to come to this conclusion.

"Can you beat it?" Kim McGee muttered this in his mouth, lost in thought.

Inspector FannyHo finished eating the apples, couldn't stand it anymore, and urged, "Kim McGee, what are you still doing in a daze, eat and pack up your things and go to my house!" ”

"Eat?" The word was like a bolt of lightning that crossed Kim McGee's mind, and he finally remembered it.

Kim McKi said excitedly, "I know a person who may be able to beat Miyake Daisa!" ”

"Who?" Inspector FannyHo, Meng Chao, and Uncle Zhong asked in unison.

Uncle Zhong wants to know that there are still people in this era who can beat zombies, obviously the aura is so weak!

And Inspector FannyHo and Meng Chao are related to their own lives, so they have to be nervous.

Jin McKee looked at Meng Chao and said with a glare, "Meng Chao, do you know?" ”

"Who?" Meng Chao looked puzzled.

"You brought it! Who else are you talking about? Kim McGee prompted, but Inspector FannyHo was overheard.

Meng Chao slapped his thigh violently and said, "You said that mainland boy in the detention center? ”

"That's right!" Kim McGee clapped his hands and said, "Do you remember?" When we went to see him, Miyake Daisa was beaten by him so much that his mother didn't recognize him, and he was about to cry. I can guarantee that this kind of person will definitely be able to deal with Miyake Daisa! ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Meng Chao nodded approvingly.

"Who the hell are you talking about?" Inspector FannyHo finally inserted his mouth.

"Huang Sheng!" Meng Chao solemnly said a person's name from his mouth!