All the residents who watched the excitement returned home one after another, and the originally lively community instantly quieted down.

I yelled at the empty community: "Huang Yiying, Huang Mao, I will give you ten counts, if you don't come out, I will scatter your souls." ”

“1，2，3，4，5，6，7，8，9，9.1，9.2，9.3……”

Huang Yiying and Huang Mao didn't appear, it seems that my shock is still not enough, and if I don't show some real skills, they don't regard me as the first Taoist priest in eastern Henan.

I drew a circle on the ground with a cinnabar pen, sprinkled some money in the circle, and burned it.

The right hand pinched the trick, the left hand held the talisman, and recited the spell to attract ghosts.

"The sky is long water, the earth is long water, the gold is long water, three water and one water, called the big ghost, please two ghosts, four little ghosts to push the mill, push the positive turn, push the reverse upside down, if you don't turn, press under the Yin Mountain, the parasitic bone is not allowed to be born for a thousand years, the South Dipper Liulang, the Big Dipper, the Taishang Laojun is in a hurry! Chi! Chi! Chi! ”

After the incantation was recited, the yellow talisman in his left hand spontaneously combusted.

I looked down and saw more than a dozen men, women, and children squatting in the place where I had just drawn the circle, staring at the dark money in the circle.

I asked, "Is there a little girl in the neighborhood with a yellow-haired ghost?" ”

An old woman raised her hand and pointed to the roof of a house: "On it." ”

I looked up and saw that Huang Yiying and Huang Mao were standing on the roof of the house watching me.

I pointed at them and shouted angrily, "You two really think that Lao Tzu doesn't dare to touch you, do you?" ”

Huang Yiying cried and shouted: "Dao Chief, you just follow my wishes, I just want my boyfriend to go with me, I can't leave him." ”

"Two little ghosts who have just entered the underworld dare to shout with the first chief of Yudong, very good, I admire your courage." I turned to the dozen or so ghosts and said, "Catch them for me, and I'll make your life in Hades a little more comfortable." ”

I took out hundreds of billions of money from my bag and threw it into the circle.

Whew.

These dozen ghosts flew away like hungry wolves, they were all old oil ghosts who had been in the underworld for decades, and there was a truth in the underworld and the yang, it was difficult to survive without money.

As the saying goes: money makes the devil grind.

Huang Yiying and Huang Mao had never seen this formation, and they were so frightened that they wanted to fly away.

More than a dozen ghosts surrounded them in mid-air, and it was impossible to escape, and they were almost torn apart by these old oil ghosts.

The old oily devils brought them to me, and I took out my bag and put them in the bag.

"Thank you."

I stepped on a gap in the circle with my foot, and they could get the money in the circle.

I rode the electric car back to the Sunset Red Hotel.

Directly put down the oversized gossip pattern on the wall of the hall, usually I roll it up, and when I encounter those powerful ghosts, the evil ghosts will put it down to prevent them from coming in.

I took out the bag and released them, pulled out the wicker and whipped it on them.

"! Gives you face, huh? Why don't you go to heaven? ”

Whipped and shouted.

Huang Mao and Huang Yiying rolled painfully on the ground, and with each wicker whip, their souls would fade a little, and if they continued to whip, their souls would be scattered and turned into wisps of green smoke in the earthly world.

Huang Yiying cried and shouted: "Dao Chief, stop fighting, I know it's wrong." ”

I let Huang Yiying go, and slapped Huang Mao again: "You little B cub, you are not a good person when you are alive, and you are not a good ghost when you die." ”

Huang Mao knelt in front of me and kept kowtowing: "Don't dare anymore, beg the Taoist to stop fighting, I swear I won't dare again." ”

"Get the hell out of here."

I opened the door and told the yellow fur to get out, living here without paying rent would bring other ghosts.

Huang Mao wanted to say something, but I smoked another wicker, and ran away.

I turned around and pointed at Huang Yiying with a wicker: "After the first seven, hurry up and report to the Netherworld!" ”

But I can still see the unwillingness on Huang Yiying's face.

I sat on the sofa in the hall and said bitterly, "Even if you are unwilling, you can't kill your boyfriend, right?" If you say that this matter is small, you will violate the balance of yin and yang, and if you say that you are big, you will violate the law of the Three Realms, if I don't find you in time, you will definitely be killed by Yin Si in seconds. ”

Huang Yiying sobbed: "But, but I don't want to leave him, even if I become a ghost, I want to see him every day and never be reincarnated." ”

I rolled my eyes: "You think reincarnation is that easy?" Now that the fertility rate in the yang world is decreasing, there are fewer opportunities for reincarnation in the underworld, but there are many opportunities for livestock to be reincarnated. ”

"Huh?" Huang Yiying was stunned and said, "There is still such a thing." ”

"Of course, if you behave well in the underworld, you may be able to win the place of reincarnation as a human being." I tried to describe the underworld as well as possible, so that she longed for the underworld.

"Dao Chief, why can't others see us, but you can see us?"

I pointed to my eyes: "When I was a child, I went through a lot of tempering, and when I was young, I wiped it with cow tears, and gradually the yin and yang eyes were opened, left yin and right yang." ”

Our line of work is trained from a young age, and the same is true for yin and yang eyes, if there are conditions, please invite the Taoist who is deep to open the yin and yang eyes, and if there are no conditions, you can cultivate them from an early age, wipe them three times a day with cow tears, and you can have yin and yang eyes for ten years in a row, and you can see ghosts.

Of course, life is not hard, the five elements are in short supply, and these people who are weak can also see it.

I told Huang Yiying a lot of good things about the underworld, and after two hours, she finally got her eyes on it and promised me to go to the underworld to report after the first seven days.

…………

Early in the morning, I was sleeping soundly on the sofa in the lobby when I was suddenly woken up by a slamming door.

I hurriedly ran to open the door, only to see a majestic figure appear in front of me.

Her voice was delicate, doll voice: "Pangen, lend me 200,000." ”

"Chunxi?" This unique voice was so familiar that I almost peed with excitement: "Chunxi, where have you been?" You've been gone for two months. ”

Ma Chunxi, the object of my crush, is known as a Taoist flower, she has an angelic face, delicate facial features, and a smile is haunting.

But she also has a body like Bajie, weighing 200 pounds, although she has a height of 170, she looks really burly with a big waist and a round waist.

Ma Chunxi is a well-known and upright Maoshan faction.

I looked at Ma Chunxi carefully, she looked haggard, her arms were injured, her eyes were bloodshot, and she was obviously in trouble.

I asked, "What's wrong with you?" Can you tell me about it? ”

Ma Chunxi said: "It's nothing, it's just that I'm short of money, so I'll borrow 200,000." ”

200,000 is not a small amount for me, I did make some money by taking over the Sunset Red Hotel, and I have also saved a little over the years, and I planned to buy a house first and make a down payment.