Chapter 1 The title of this chapter is written by the author of the donkey
1. Special training
Zhou Cheng and Jiang Hailan were inside the house, listening to the waves in the corner and Dongfang Lingfeng outside the door, and they didn't know if they should go in and disturb them......
You Lang thought about it again and again, and felt that anyway, with Sister Lan's God perspective, he must have discovered them a long time ago...... It shows that what Sister Lan is doing doesn't mind them going in to watch! Thinking about it like this, You Lang suddenly has confidence!
So the bold wanderer pushed open the door, and what caught his eye was a pair of white and slender long legs...... The long legs pressed Zhou Cheng's knees tightly, and the owner of the long legs used her own white hands to lift Zhou Cheng's legs up......
"Ahhh
"Ah...... No......" Zhou Cheng said intermittently......
"So...... This restrictive depiction that suddenly appeared...... What the hell are you doing?"
"Hey, hey, what do you say?" Zhou Chengbei smiled and began to die...... Jiang Hailan raised his legs expressionlessly...... Zhou Cheng hit the street.
After successfully crippling Zhou Cheng, Jiang Hailan raised his eyes, and his voice was cold: "Compress the ligament." ”
The top three deepest fears in high school physical education class are: 1,000 meters, ligament compression, and frog jumping.
The scary reason why you have a ligament pressure is that you have a torn ligament, and it makes you wonder why you are the way you are and why you have such a thing......
Jiang Hailan is the goddess of dancing, so the flexibility of the body is simply amazing, there is no pressure on the horse, the whole body is boneless when necessary, and the chest is always upright, the legs are straight and slender, just like a swan with his head up...... Readers, please wipe your saliva.
However, the dead house Zhou Cheng, who has always been the five scum of eternal watch, has poor flexibility and physical fitness, mainly because this thing is too lazy, for example, because he was too lazy to go to the toilet and suffocate cystitis, under normal circumstances, the most strenuous exercise is to move the mouse in the X-ray line to aim the crosshair at the enemy's head shot, and the lights are often not turned on in the room because the switch is too far away from him......
Therefore, in order to prevent this product from being regarded as a gift at the beginning, Jiang Hailan began to train the combat effectiveness of this product.
The first is endurance, and after running a kilometer, the thing says I'm going to take a break, and falls asleep on the spot......
Then there is explosiveness, which means that when he sees Lan Lan, he is the most explosive......
Then there is the actual combat ability, which he is surprisingly strong, with 10 wins, 3 defeats and 2 draws against Youlang. Against Liu Zhonger, he won all 15 of them...... Against Jiang Hailan, 0 wins, 15 defeats, 0 draws...... "Nonsense, I can take this wife!" and then was beaten by his wife and went to the intensive care unit......
This person's strong actual combat ability is mainly because his tactical style is too obscene and cunning, and the wandering is full of his weird bricks, no, Xuanyuan bricks and Nox Yapit are incomplete, as for Dongfang Lingfeng, the heart of the second disease is too simple, so that Zhou Cheng, who has no lower limit on the top, is simply tortured......
Jiang Hailan was able to beat him, a large part of the reason was because of the rapid attack, throwing the shadow slave, and then teleporting the position of the shadow slave, approaching Zhou Cheng in an instant, and then taking advantage of his stunned face to put the knife on his neck...... Come to an end. The fast attack flow is over, and the obscene flow is over.
Finally, snap – ah no, flexibility training. Zhou Cheng said that when Jiang Hailan's soft and warm fingers held his legs, he was still a little excited in his heart...... Then the soft, warm little hand almost tore his ligament ......
Zhou Cheng hit the street nearly 40 times before Jiang Hailan finished training. Zhou Cheng is almost a dead man......
"Pack your bags and leave tomorrow. Jiang Hailan let go of Zhou Cheng's almost crippled leg, said lightly, and went back to the room.
2. Do things at the airport
"Passengers on flight K2345 are requested to board as soon as possible. The female voice of the radio echoed through the crowded boarding hall, and passengers looked up and subconsciously checked their tickets to confirm whether they were passengers of K2345...... When the male passengers raised their heads, they forgot to put them down...... There is a figure in front of him, standing quietly waiting at the boarding gate, carrying a backpack on his back, wearing a peaked cap, and his whole body is a close-fitting sportswear, although it is relatively loose, it is not difficult to see the curves of the owner...... It's a girl, and it's a girl over 1.7 meters, with a slender body, fair skin, long hair hanging down to the waist, and exuding a cold and arrogant aura.
The male passengers glanced at her and immediately looked away...... I always feel that although this girl is very beautiful, she looks like an empress, and if she looks at it more, she will be beheaded......
And next to the girl, there is a pervert who looks cheap...... The pervert stared at the girl without any psychological pressure, and the view was so skillful, he was simply a grandmaster in the pervert, and some of the uncles present were ashamed of themselves......
At this time, the boarding gate was opened, and the flow of people rushed forward to line up all of a sudden, and Zhou Cheng, who was in a state of paralysis, immediately ran to the side of the goddess, turned on the mockery mode with a cheap smile, glanced at the people behind him, and had an expression of "Why didn't I expect such a cabbage to be arched by me, wahahaha".
Goddess Jiang picked up the boarding pass, didn't bother to look at Zhou Cheng, the slut, and walked directly to the ticket gate.
After a brief acceleration, the lift exceeds gravity and the plane begins to ascend into the stratosphere. Jiang Hailan sat by the window, silently staring at the clouds outside the window. The change in the sunlight was reflected in her clear pupils.
Next to her is Zhou Cheng, and behind her are You Lang and Dongfang Death Zhonger.
"The current known competition system is like this," Zhou Cheng began the meeting, taking out his mobile phone, "There are three games, the first killing game, which belongs to individual participation, the second is a secret game, which requires two people to form a team, and the third is a survival game, which requires four people to form a team, after three games, according to the performance score, the one with the highest score will win the championship, followed by the runner-up and third place." ”
"Your phone...... Is it on airplane mode?"
"......" Zhou Cheng checked, "Oops, it's off." ”
“...... What does it mean to play off?!"
"Originally, the airplane mode was turned on, but when I checked it just now, I canceled the airplane mode......"
“......”
Zhou Cheng, who almost crashed the plane and was beaten by the three of them, rubbed his face and continued to explain: "Well, so this time, how do we divide into groups......?
"......" You Lang's heart was full of grooves, "Your acting skills are really bad, do you want to talk to Sister Lan directly! No one dares to rob you!"
Zhou Cheng nodded approvingly: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't have that kind of mind." Everything is your own thoughts. ”
“......”
Jiang Hailan looked at him coldly: "The acting skills are too bad." He turned his head to look out the window and said lightly, "I'm casual." ”
"Heh!" Zhou Cheng smiled, "I saw you laughing through the reflection of the glass, hehehe......"
Jiang Hailan waved his palm coldly...... Zhou Cheng, pawn.
"Idiot...... The girls all turned their heads......, obviously shy, and didn't want people to find out, why did you point it out? Jiang Hailan waved his palm again, swam the waves, and died.
Jiang Hailan looked at Dongfang Ling Feng coldly, and told him with his eyes, "You also try to die?"
Dongfang Lingfeng raised his hand to prove his innocence: "Sister Lan, I really didn't see you secretly laughing!"
And then...... Liu Zhongcheng, died. Goddess Jiang successfully killed three times.
Behind them, the boss wears a pair of sunglasses, a peaked cap, and a mask, looking like a must-have three-piece outfit for criminals fleeing the scene...... He struggled to resist the desire to drink wolfberry water...... Prevent identity exposure.
The daughter controls the boss and now comes to escort her in person...... Behind him is the DBA of the four-man group, and C stays in the unit to work...... As for why the DBA is so sorted...... To force OCD to death, of course......
"Boss, it's not just us who are staring at your daughter next to you......" Long Tao A finally mocked the boss without opening his mouth.
"I know. The boss said simply, "But Xiaolan should also find out, after all, she has ...... That ability. ”
"But Boss, in that case, the eldest lady will probably have discovered you. Long Tao B was surprised by his calmness.
"I know. "The boss said simply, "Zhou Cheng said: 'If you don't find out about stalking others, what's the fun of stalking?' It's like the protagonist in the TV series often confesses that don't tell XX that I helped him, but the protagonist is actually eager for others to tell XX who helped him...... 'This is reasonable!'"
“...... Boss, your painting style has been distorted by Zhou Cheng. "Dragon set D complains.
At this moment, Jiang Hailan suddenly got up, held Zhou Cheng's hand, and put his head to Zhou Cheng's ear, very intimate......
The boss didn't control the strength of his hand, and the armrest of the seat was pinched...... The trio looked at each other and pressed the boss very tacitly.
"Let go, I'm going to hack that pervert to death......" The Boss began to look for a knife......
"Boss, calm down!A child can't live without a father......!" Died by a hand knife.
"Boss, calm down! maybe...... It's Lan Lan's voluntariness!" Dragon Set B...... Died by a hand knife.
"Boss, calm down! maybe...... Maybe...... Maybe ......" trick D instigated...... "Maybe it's not ......"