Chapter Seventy-Nine: Fighting (Official Water)
The fact that the official in the palace had a hobby of raising pigs, and that pigs were really raised in the house was a good talk throughout EAST. Yun Mang, the culprit who spread the word about this matter, was especially keen to do such a thing after marriage, and when he met people, he talked about how Guanshui loved pigs and how he raised pigs.
In this regard, Guan Shui often comes up with the terrible idea of killing Yun Mang.
Yun Qingchen, who understands the reason, thinks about brotherhood, and before he went out on a long trip, he once said to Guan Shui: "Yun Mang lost his brain when he was young, so he is stupid and far better than ordinary people. ”
Guan Shui gritted his teeth, opened one eye and closed one eye, and it was as if nothing happened.
Until that happened.
At that time, Shui Lingyuan was pregnant, and Yun Mang accompanied her to the teahouse to listen to the story.
After Shui Lingyuan became pregnant, her whole person became more and more radiant, and the storyteller's goatee couldn't help but look at her a few more times, and some stories were also messed up. In the end, before he finished speaking, a group of people below cheered and almost threw the melon seed shell in their hand on the stage.
And he ran away.
Someone said: "Lord Yun is here, why don't you let Lord Yun talk about it!" ”
Master Yun, I'm talking about Yun Mang.
Yun Mang was dozing off with Shui Lingyuan in his arms, and when he heard someone calling him, he raised his head in a daze: "Huh? ”
Shui Lingyuan said: "People called you up to tell the story." ”
Yun Mang yawned: "I'm stuck to you, I can't get up." ”
Shui Lingyuan smiled.
He asked, "Do you want to hear it?" If you want to hear it, I'll go. ”
"Yes." Shui Lingyuan said.
So, in front of many people, Yun Mang leaned over and kissed Shui Lingyuan's face, and then finally stood up lazily and walked towards the stage: "Then I'll just say one, tell a story about Lord Guanshui and his pig." ”
But looking around at the audience, in fact, most of them had already heard Yun Mang's eloquent talk about Guanshui and pigs, so Yun Mang thought that maybe he should change the topic.
So, Yun Mang touched his chin and said, "Today I will try my best to say something new, if you listen well, you will give me and my wife, as well as the unborn child in my wife's womb." ”
It doesn't cost money, and the people below are happy.
Yun Mang paused for a moment and began to speak leisurely.
He said: "The universe is desolate, the heavens and the earth are yellow, and there are many incredible things in this world. I don't know if you believe that there are cows, ghosts, gods and snakes between heaven and earth? ”
After a pause, Yun Mang said again: "These ten thousand beasts can become essences, receive a little favor, and then get the essence of the sun and the moon, maybe they will turn into human forms and come to repay the favor." This reciprocation may be a personal promise, or it may also be a gift of money. What we want to talk about today is the story between Guan Shui and a pig essence. The pig spirit repays the favor, everyone listen. ”
There was a round of applause.
Yun Mang felt a slight itch in his heart when he heard this, and he was also a little nervous.
- If his nonsense is known to the official water now, I'm afraid he won't want to live.
But the words have already been released, and Yun Mang can't do it if he doesn't say it.
Therefore, he began his own whimsical story. There are more and more listeners between the teahouses, all of whom are passing on to the hundreds, specially coming to listen to the story between the official water and the pig essence.
Yun Mang was nervous at first, but then gradually let go.
He spoke happily, and the people below listened to it.
The matter finally reached the royal palace.
At that time, Jiang Zhi was holding Ye Zhaopei's hand and discussing with them between the open venues to be built. This place was originally used by Jiang Zhi to build a hunting ground, and because he was determined to be good to Ye Zhaopei, he was now preparing to convert it into a private garden.
In addition to the kiln that Jiang Zhi built for Ye Zhaopei at the beginning to burn the south kiln, now a pavilion has been built, on which some flowers and plants are ready to be raised.
Ye Zhaopei felt that the pavilion was a little vain and useless, so he proposed: "Your Majesty, why don't we change the flowers and plants on that pavilion to something else." ”
"Change to what?" Jiang Zhi asked.
"Change it to a stove, pots and pans," Ye Zhaopei said very seriously, "Let's open up farmland under the pavilion, plant some vegetables, and further away, let's make a fish pond with some delicious fish, ah, and on the other side, we can also raise some chickens, cows, and pigs......"
Speaking of this, she glanced back at Guan Shui standing behind her, and changed her words: "The pig won't eat it." ”
Jiang Zhi smiled: "Why don't you like pork?" ”
Ye Zhaopei hugged his arm: "I'm afraid of hurting Guan Shui's heart......"
The official water behind him was stunned.
Jiang Zhizheng smiled, and the man who temporarily replaced Yun Qingchen as the general of the Tiger Ben Zhonglang hurriedly ran over, in a hurry.
In order to resolve the embarrassment, Guan Shui hurriedly asked the man, "What happened?" ”
"Your Excellency, Queen, Your Excellency," the man gasped several times in succession, "My subordinates were inspecting the capital, and I found that a listening tower was particularly lively, overcrowded, and I don't know if there is anything important." So I came to ask questions. ”
Ye Zhaopei was very strange: "You have all arrived downstairs to listen to the book, why don't you ask what's wrong?" ”
The man sighed and said, "It's so crowded that you can't squeeze in at all." The people outside are also there to join in the fun, and they don't know what's going on inside. But such changes must be reported to the king......"
Jiang Zhi nodded slightly: "That's right." ”
He looked at Ye Zhaopei: "Do you want to go and have a look together?" ”
"Okay," Ye Zhaopei nodded, and looked at Guan Shui again, "Lord Guan, are you going with you?" ”
Guan Shui also nodded: "Listen to the queen." ”
It's not because he's curious about what's going on, but just because Ye Zhaopei is pregnant now, if she and Jiang Zhi go out, I'm afraid there will be some trouble.
But he followed, hoping to help.
Soon, the group came to the listening building surrounded by tigers.
Due to the huge momentum of the tiger and the arrival of the king and the queen in person, the people who were surrounded by the listening library dispersed a lot.
Jiang Zhi and Ye Zhaopei stepped into the building, and saw Yun Mang sitting on the top, with a lofty spirit, telling a story: "...... It is said that this sow has never been close to other boars, and she is noble by nature, like a white lotus. Guess why? Naturally, it's because she's in love with her male host! ”
Ye Zhaopei was slightly stunned and asked Jiang Zhi: "When did Yun Mang stop being a secret guard and change to a book?" ”
Jiang Zhi shook his head: "I don't know." ”
After a pause, he added: "However, Yun Mang's storytelling is quite good. ”
Shui Lingyuan, who was originally sitting in front, heard the movement, came back to her senses, and when she saw Jiang Zhi and Ye Zhaopei arriving, she walked over to them happily: "Your Majesty! Queen! ”
"Lingyuan, are you here too? Why does Yun Mang tell a story on it? Ye Zhaopei asked.
Shui Lingyuan smiled: "The original storyteller didn't speak well, everyone wants to hear what Master Yun said." ”
Ye Zhaopei nodded slightly, and glanced at the storyteller from a distance, who was happy, and didn't look at Yun Mang under the stage, and asked, "Then what did he say?" I heard him say that pigs are in love with people. ”
Shui Lingyuan's smile deepened a little: "Lord Yun is talking about Lord Guanshui." ”
As she spoke, Guan Shui walked in.
He had just instructed the guards outside, and he had been looked at a few more times with meaningful eyes by many people, and he was uncomfortable, and now when he heard Shui Lingyuan say this, he couldn't help but be shocked.
"Oh? Said Guanshui? Jiang Zhi raised his eyebrows with interest.
"Well, it is said that the pig in the family of Lord Guanshui is in love with Lord Guanshui." Shui Lingyuan's cheeks were flushed.
Guan Shui was stunned: "What? ”
At this time, Yun Mang on the stage patted the shocked wood, raised his voice, and said: "It is said that this sow turned into a human form and dived into the room of Guanshui in the middle of the night, what will happen?" Find out what's next, and listen to the next breakdown! ”
After filming, Yun Mang jumped off the stage and rushed towards Shui Lingyuan.
Guan Shui's expression froze.
Yun Mang arrived at Shui Lingyuan's side and smiled: "Your Majesty, Queen, are you all there?" ”
He tilted his body and saw Guan Shui behind him: "Haha, Guan Shui, you are here too." Do you also come to listen to the story? It's about you, and everyone likes to hear it. ”
Guan Shui's face was expressionless: "Yun Mang, heads-up." ”
Yun Mang said: "Guan Shui, you have always been a calm person, how can you mess up because of this?" ”
Guan Shui gritted his teeth: "Heads-up." ”
Yun Mang smiled: "Do you really want to go it alone?" ”
Guan Shui repeated: "Heads-up." ”
Yun Mang rolled up his sleeves slightly: "That's good, it's heads-up." Let me tell you, you have been a close attendant in the palace for many years now, and you have not exercised yourself, who knows if you have regressed? Can you beat me? ”
Guan Shui didn't speak, just walked out.
His meaning was very obvious, he was asking Yun Mang to go out and fight.
Ye Zhaopei was a little nervous, and pulled Jiang Zhi's sleeve: "Your Majesty, don't you have to stop them?" ”
"No," Jiang Zhi smiled, "Guan Shui also needs to vent." ”
"Then Yun Mang, he ......"
"Yun Mang and Guan Shui have been friends for many years, and he knows what Guan Shui needs most now." Jiang Zhi said.
He glanced at Ye Zhaopei deeply: "Don't you know? Guanshui's thoughts on you? is like Yun Qingchen, he has already traveled, but Guanshui is still in the palace, serving you and me every day. What do you think he needs most? ”
In an instant, Ye Zhaopei seemed to understand a little.
She lowered her eyes, a look of apologetic guilt.
And Yun Mang and Guan Shui outside have already fought on the street, and their moves are fierce. They no longer cared about the gaze and reaction of the people around them, nor did they care about the stalls and walls that had been destroyed. Both of them are habitually giving it their all.
The people were bitter.
Yun Mang fought and fought, and he was naturally irritated when he was disturbed, so he replied: "Any loss, come to my Yunfu to claim compensation at that time!" I didn't say I wouldn't compensate you! ”
The people became a little more comfortable and began to watch the battle quietly.
"Let's see?" Jiang Zhi asked Ye Zhaopei.
"Let's see." Ye Zhaopei nodded.
So they found a private seat on the second floor, and they began to watch the duel between Yun Mang and Guan Shui.
Shui Lingyuan also sat with the two of them, and was a little nervous at first: "Lord Yun will be fine, right?" I think Guanshui is so powerful. ”
"He'll be fine, Yun Mang is also very powerful. They are all very good people in our EAST. Ye Zhaopei said.
Shui Lingyuan sighed.
After a slight pause, Ye Zhaopei still said to Jiang Zhi: "Your Majesty, if you find anything wrong later, you must separate the two of them!" ”
Jiang Zhi squeezed her hand: "I know." Rest assured. ”
Over there, Guan Shui was hit on the left cheek by Yun Mang's fist, and his head hit a wall. The dough is a little scratched.
Yun Mang stood in front of him and said expressionlessly: "Guan Shui!" I told you a long time ago! Don't always keep things to yourself, who are you? Why do you want to suffer all the suffering alone? Don't you know to be kind to yourself? ”
Guan Shui wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth, and his eyes were fierce: "What does that have to do with you!" ”
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