Chapter 29: Dump her quickly

When the lump smashed on top of Xiang Yixing's head, her whole body seemed to be pointed, and she froze completely.

Li Chenxi heard the voice and looked at her head.

Xiang Yixing looked at him with a look of collapse, and asked tremblingly, "Yes...... What is it? ”

It can't be a bird poop or something, right?

But it feels a bit big, not very thin, and it doesn't feel like a bird's poop.

Xiang Yixing admires himself, and he can still analyze these at this time.

Li Chenxi was taller than her, so at a glance she could see what the lump above her head was.

He glanced at her stiff expression, remembering that she was always tidying up with herself, and an evil aura suddenly rose in his heart.

"Some kind of ...... Animal manure or something, right? ”

Xiang Yixing was lucky not to be a bird, but when he said this, his expression collapsed instantly.

"Feces? Is it really feces? ”

What animal feces are so big?

She was completely confused, and she wanted to get the things off her head, but she didn't dare to do it.

"Woo...... You help me! Hurry up and get tissues or something, hurry up! ”

She screamed and shook her head in place, trying to shake the dirt off her head.

The lump on the head was suddenly thrown out, or the whole lump was thrown out.

This accident made Xiang Yixing stunned.

Li Chenxi didn't want to tease her, but she still pretended to be the expression she had just found and said, "It doesn't seem to be feces, it's just mud." ”

Xiang Yixing breathed a sigh of relief, "Really? ”

"It's dung!"

Suddenly, a harsh voice came from above.

Xiang Yixing and Li Chenxi looked up at the same time, and saw the figure of a little boy through the gap in the branches

The little boy was dark and thin, and looked to be about four years old.

But the bad expression on his face makes people wonder, why does such a young child have such an expression?

Xiang Yixing saw that he was a child, and he didn't want to worry about him, "You lied to me, right?" It's mud. ”

She glanced again at the lump of mud that had been thrown to the ground.

I confirmed that the eyes were indeed muddy.

The little boy had no intention of coming down, and stared at them condescendingly, his expression clearly unwelcoming them.

"You are the people who did bad things at school and were punished to volunteer?"

Xiang Yixing was embarrassed, how did she answer this?

Although there is nothing wrong with this sentence, but in fact, she didn't do anything bad, she was wronged!

Thinking of this, she glared at the culprit, Li Chenxi.

Li Chenxi was a little inexplicable by her.

The little boy rolled his eyes when he saw their 'eyebrows', his voice was obviously very childish, but his tone was like that of a little adult, and he reprimanded, "Aren't you the only one? Why did you bring your boyfriend over, this is not the place for you to fall in love! ”

Xiang Yixing thought to himself, he even knew this, he should be a person who is very close to the dean.

"We're not a couple, he's mine," she explains...... Servant! ”

It seemed a little strange to talk to a child about slaves, so she changed her name.

The little boy gave her a very unceremonious look and said, "Do you think I'm so easy to deceive as a three-year-old?" ”

Xiang Yixing, "......"

You're not three, you're four, okay?

The little boy looked at Li Chenxi beside her, pursed his lips, and maliciously suggested to him, "This woman is stupid at first glance, so get rid of her quickly!" ”

Xiang Yixing, "......"

If you have the ability, I promise not to kill you!