Chapter 3 People who are in love are fools

'Second Master Fan' got down from the top bunk and cautiously approached Jiang Chen, who was reading: "Jiang Chen, are you going to the cafeteria?" ”

Jiang Chen's tone was indifferent: "I'll go later." ”

'Second Master Fan' could tell that he didn't really want to go later, he just didn't want to eat. Since I came back last night, this guy hasn't said a word, and sure enough, he has been hit.

The 'handsome monkey' pulled 'Second Master Fan' aside and squeezed his eyes, "What's the situation!" Is it embarrassing or what's wrong? ”

'Second Master Fan' bit his ear with him, "He is old-skinned, how can he worry about embarrassing things." ”

'Handsome Monkey': "In my opinion, a person who is in love is a fool, and he dares to rush on the basketball court!" ”

'Second Master Fan': "That's not the man's wife-"

Jiang Chen's cold eyes glared at him, and 'Second Master Fan' immediately changed his words, "Isn't this the time when my younger brother and sister were sitting there resting!" Who knew that as soon as our Jiachen arrived there, the game began! ”

'Handsome Monkey': "The key is that he can't call that man in front of so many people - eh, his younger brother and sister are called daughters-in-law!" How embarrassing our brother and sister are! If you don't beat him, who will you beat! ”

'Fan Erye': "Yes, yes, sure enough, this male god is mixed up and is a blockbuster, it is still suitable for girls to chase and not to chase others." ”

'Big Eyes' coughed a few times in succession and looked at them, 'Handsome Monkey' was not happy, "What do you mean, I know you have big eyes, you don't need me to look at them alone, just say something if you have something to say." ”

'Second Master Fan' coughed a few times beside him.

'Handsome Monkey': "Yo! What's wrong with you? It's better than a cough today! ”

'Second Master Fan' tugged at the corner of the 'handsome monkey' and glanced at him: "My monkey master, you can shut up." ”

'Handsome Monkey' realized that there was a cold aura behind him, and turned around with a smiling face, "Hehe, Chen, you won't-" Before he finished speaking, he was thrown out of the door by Jiang Chen with his shirt and locked the door.

"Tatsu! Early morning! What did I do, you did this to me! ”

'Second Master Fan' looked at the door and then looked at Jiang Chen, Jiang Chen smiled at him, 'Second Master Fan' grinned, slipped back into the quilt, and stopped talking. The 'big eyes' buried themselves in reading, swallowed a few times and took a few big sips of water, until Jiang Chen returned to bed and picked up the book again, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

Outside the door, the 'handsome monkey' was still howling miserably.

'Oops!' Second Master'! Open the door with big eyes! ”

"Why are you bullying me alone! Heaven is intolerable!

Brother, there is nothing that a widow can help! Jiang Chen had practiced, and Second Master Fan glanced at Jiang Chen and covered his head.

In the evening, Jiang Chen's mood was obviously much better, and the brothers sat around the desk eating takeout, watching him keep writing down something in the notebook, and he had been fiddling with the notebook since the morning, and they were all curious for a while.

'Handsome Monkey' endured the desire to inquire, and let 'Second Master Fan' start, 'Second Master Fan' made a motion to wipe his neck at 'Handsome Monkey', and in the end, no one dared to ask.

Jiang Chen looked at his notebook with six eyes staring, and simply opened it and threw it to the center of the table, and several people flocked to it, eager to turn the notebook to pieces.

'Second Master Fan': "Chen, are you going to cultivate immortals or fight?" This magic array diagram, program diagram, strategic scheme, everything. ”

Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows: "Chasing girls is a war, and only careful preparation can win all battles." ”

'Handsome Monkey': "Just blow it, didn't you plant enough heels yesterday?" ”

Jiang Chen glared at him, and the 'handsome monkey' hurriedly laughed, "I meanΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β· Yesterday's war was a blockbuster and beautiful! Very beautiful! Grab people first, just rush this, brother, I promise you, you shout in a good voice, and no one dares to hit the attention of your younger siblings anymore. ”

'Second Master Fan' laughed so hard that his shoulders kept trembling, "Come on, my younger brother and sister are originally white lotus in the water, who dares to play with it, and only our Jiachen's merry talent can get involved!" ”

'Handsome Monkey': "You don't insinuate and distort the meaning, do you mean that our family is flirting with women from good families?" Or are my siblings thorny roses? ”

'Second Master Fan' shook his head: "A woman from a good family? Hahaha, you tease me to death, forget about roses, our brothers and sisters are thorny thorns. ”

Jiang Chen lowered his head and ate his noodles, without words.

'Handsome Monkey': "I said Chen, I didn't say you, what do you think, you represent the image of your brothers, you ruined your own image, who helped us attract girls?" ”

Jiang Chen: "Aren't I helping you now?" ”

'Handsome Monkey': "Where is it?" If that uproar is what you think is helping, can we not help with it? ”

Jiang Chen: "When I walk with Sheng Nan, it will bring double the influence. ”

'Second Master Fan': "That is, this influence can bring about the Big Bang!" ”

'Handsome Monkey': "If you want me to say that there is not a problem with the method, but there is a problem with the selection of objects, who do you fancy is not good, but the taste is so unique, do you think your college life is too boring or your head is stupid for the college entrance examination?" The handsome monkey patted his head, "I'll go!" It can't really be stupid for the college entrance examination, right? The girls in high school cut their hair short because of the perverted Mrs. Ni of the head teacher, and you won't be released from that oppressive environment, right? ”

'Second Master Fan': "Chen! Look! The beauties of our college are the most in the province, you pick one well, or we pick it for you, only you don't want it, there is no unsuccessful one, why hang yourself on a crooked neck tree! ”

Jiang Chen: "Crooked neck tree? ”

'Second Master Fan': "Eh, I mean - Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"

'Handsome Monkey': "Second Master Fan means that the younger brother and sister belong to rare items, rare items. ”

The corners of Jiang Chen's mouth raised: "It's pretty much the same." ”

Li Shengnan was lying on the bed, she was the only one in her dormitory, because she liked to be alone, and she was not good at socializing with girls, so she would vacate such a room after discussing with the dormitory teacher, but she was not sure that there would be elementary school girls entering next year because of the large number of people. Come on, it's a year to be quiet, otherwise as soon as those girls move in, they will really be seen as monsters.

Li Shengnan is an abnormal girl who does not wear makeup or dress up, in the words that are popular now, she is a woman in the pile of men, a man in the pile of women, but this kind of cool and handsome girl can shorten the distance between girls and the opposite sex, and now there are more girls who like to dress themselves up in a male style, or to be comfortable or to win the attention of others.

But every time such a girl appears in front of a girl, she can't stop screaming for it! On the list of male gods on campus, she has always been in the top ten, coupled with her own cold aura but taking good care of girls, so that her ranking keeps rushing to the top. This is even jealous of the boys, but it is only jealousy, and they can't do anything to a girl, let alone fight for the honor of the school and have a group of savages - the school basketball team to protect it.

Li Shengnan never cared about this, but now that she thinks about it, it is because she doesn't care that she will find out so late. She stared at the name of Jiang Chen, who was in the first place on the campus rankings, and had mixed feelings.

Jiang Chen, who made you appear in front of me!

The next morning, Li Shengnan opened the window for ventilation, Jiang Chen's handsome face appeared in sight, and Li Shengnan hurriedly squatted down. How is he outside the dorm! Li Shengnan probed slightly, and Jiang Chen was walking back and forth along the edge of the lawn with his hands in his pockets, raising his head from time to time to glance around.

It seems that he doesn't know which dormitory he is, but who told him the dormitory number.

Li Shengnan washed up in fear, put on his clothes, and prepared to go out. I took a few breaths in succession and cheered myself up.

He didn't have to come to me.

I'm afraid of what he will do!