Chapter 18: Between Friends
"Hi hi, the clothes are on fire.
I was woken up: "What's on fire?" I stood up in a daze.
The hateful Peng Fei picked up a basin of water and splashed it on my lower body as soon as I stood up. There was a chill, and I jumped up in the cold, "Peng Fei, you want to die!" ”
"You don't know what to do, it's better to be dead."
After Peng Fei finished speaking, he flicked his sleeves and walked out angrily.
"Stop, damn it."
I'm going to chase him and play with him.
At this time, Lan Tingnuo came out, looked at me and said, "Little Lizi, what are you and Peng Fei?" It's just about to dawn and it's going to be noisy again, what time do you go to bed? Still don't let people sleep? It's so disturbing! ”
"He splashed me with water, look at it, this is not freezing me."
Lan Tingnuo glanced at me and said, "People are kind, but you don't know the hearts of good people." ”
"I ......" That's when I saw that there was a big patch of paste on my pants.
I sat next to the charcoal brazier. I must have fallen asleep and baked my pants. I said why is it so hot, I thought it was ......
"But he disturbed my dreams." I still snorted.
"You kid just have a lot of reasons, huh? You can't be dreaming of marrying a daughter-in-law, are you? ”
"It's just that I married a daughter-in-law, that's why I'm angry." I'll simply admit it.
"Okay, you two like to fight, just go, don't quarrel here, I still have to sleep for a while.
Expert Lan, after speaking, went back to the house to sleep.
I scratched my head at this time, thinking that Peng Fei was not bad, after all, it was to save me.
Sit down, fill some charcoal, and bake your pants.
The pants were about to be dried out, and Peng Fei suddenly walked in in a hurry.
Seeing that everyone hadn't gotten up yet, he took a look around the outhouse, then looked at me and drew it with his hand, meaning to let me go out.
I thought to myself, you kid still think that you have a lot of ability, who is afraid of who when you go out? Go out, get out. Go out, and I'll tell you to eat the snow at once.
Thinking of this, I walked out first.
Peng Fei followed behind, walked out of the yard, I turned around and grabbed Peng Fei's collar, and said angrily: "Are you still finished, don't you just like Xia Tong?" What do I like too? ”
"Let me go, I don't have time to you. The couple had just returned from outside, carrying a large bag and a small bag. I'm asking you to help me steal it, what are you bluffing? ”
Only then did I realize how stingy I was, or how small I was.
"Let's go, let's see." I didn't apologize, just because I would apologize to him, don't even think about it, after all, there is nothing between me and Xia Tong, even if there is, you kid won't give me such a fight. Love is something that anyone has the right to fight for, not to mention that Xia Tong doesn't have any clear relationship with your kid. Maybe it's your boy's wishful thinking.
Thinking about it, we came to the couple's door. By this time, the sky was already white, and it was about to dawn.
We crept to the window, and when we looked through the window, we couldn't see anything in the dark.
I wondered why it was as dark as it was at night.
When I looked closely, I saw a thick curtain hanging from the window.
I glanced back at Peng Fei, who was also confused.
I gestured for a long time before Peng Fei understood.
But at this time, there was no movement in the house, could it be said that the two of them came back and slept again, which is unlikely.
Peng Fei and I put our heads on the window that was custom-made with the expected, wanting to hear the movement, when we heard a soft sound, and two darts shot at the same time like the two of us.
Peng Fei and I hurriedly squatted down, I dodged, but Peng Fei was still a little late, he was carrying a knitted hat, and he was shot by a small dart flying out, detached from the top of his head, and flew out for a long time before falling to the ground.
Peng Fei broke out in a cold sweat and sat on the ground.
I jumped over and grabbed him, and Saya ran back.
At this time, I heard the sound of the bowstring behind me. Peng Fei and I pounced again, but fortunately we didn't hit it, and then two more arrows flew over.
We were lying on the ground, and when we looked back, we saw the bewitching woman, with a bow in her hand and an arrow on the string, laughing and groaning at the two of us who fell to the ground not far away.
We simply don't stand up, and if we do, we will become her targets.
She walked over step by step, looked at us and said, "Get up, run." ”
"Don't get up." I say.
"I just don't get up." Peng Fei continued.
"These two big men are still playing tricks. Where to look like a man. The woman scoffed.
"Who says we're not men?" Peng Fei said angrily.
"Hahaha, it's the man who took off his pants and asked me to take a look, do you have one?"
Women are bohemian, and there are such strong women?
The two men blushed and glanced at each other.
"Take it off, but you are not allowed to leave." Peng Fei thought that if he said this, the woman would leave.
However, this is not the case. The woman looked at Peng Fei, as if she was feasting her eyes, with one hand on her waist, the other hand holding a bow and arrow, squinting a pair of seductive eyes, and said leisurely: "Take it off, I won't go, I want to appreciate it." ”
"You ......" Peng Fei blushed, got up from the ground, and ran away, and I followed.
The woman giggled and leaned back and forth, and bent her bow and arrows like the two of us.
"Oh, this woman is so domineering." The arrows were fired at the left and right of the two of us, and we were so frightened that we were running and crawling, and finally escaped.
The woman didn't chase after her, but went back with a smile.
"This fucking makes people play monkeys." Peng Fei said angrily.
I rolled my eyes and said, "Look at you, aren't you just a woman?" What are you afraid of, something that hasn't been planted, doesn't Nima take off her pants and run back? ”
"You have a kind, why don't you take it off? I'm willing to ask people to be monkeys. Peng Fei yelled at me angrily.
"Hey, what are you arguing about early in the morning? When did my monkey offend two oh dude? ”
Gotta another one to make a mess!
"It's nothing to do with you, you can go to bed quickly." I said angrily at the monkey.
"I want to sleep too, you two are always arguing, why do we sleep?"
"If you don't sleep, I'll sleep by myself." When I had finished speaking, I went into the Westinghouse, fell into my place, and slept with my head covered.
After all, from yesterday to now, I just took a nap, and I was too sleepy, and I entered the dream after a while.
When I woke up, it was already noon. When I opened my eyes, there was no one else in the room except me and Peng Fei.
Listening quietly, it seems that the East House has also lost its sound. So where have all the people gone?
Suddenly, I sat up, got off the kang and came to the door of the east house, knocked on the door, but there was no response in the house. Is it not even the old woman who is in the house anymore?
I pushed the door open and entered, and sure enough, there was no one. Turning around and returning to the West House, he pushed Peng Fei, who was still sleeping, and said, "Peng Fei, wake up, wake up." ”
Peng Fei was sleeping in Zhengxiang, pulled up the quilt and covered his head.
I was so angry that I pulled it off, and he dragged it on again. Angry, I used all my strength to tear off his quilt and throw it to the ground.
"I'm telling you to sleep, are you still sleeping? Freeze you to death. ”
"You, you Li Lianying, are you sick? Why don't you let people sleep? ”
"Sleep on you big-headed ghost. It's just the two of us, I don't know what they're going to do, you know how to sleep? Even the three women are gone, and maybe something will happen again. ”