Chapter 26: Alternative Newcomer Training - Version 3.0

Standing opposite Li Huaxia was a tall black-haired beauty, wearing a fiery red trench coat.

Li Huaxia checked it visually, and she was probably about the same height as herself. You must know that although Li Huaxia's height is not outstanding, he is also 180cm.

When a girl grows to 1.8 meters, she is very tall.

Li Huaxia looked at the girl in red in front of her curiously, and her eyes unconsciously revealed a touch of amazement.

She is really a peerless beauty that is rare in the sky and unparalleled on earth!

She stepped on a pair of black patent leather stilettos; A pair of tight black trousers tightly outlined the soft lines of her slender legs;

A brown-colored buckskin belt was tied around her waist, and the chest of her cream-white shirt bulged high as if it would break the buttons on her chest at any moment;

Her white neck is as elegant as a swan, and then looking at her face, it is really peach blossoms like faces, willow leaves like eyebrows, starry eyes, and red lips are better than fire.

Her whole person looked like a fire, an amazing fire!

The passionate and unrestrained aura emanates from every corner of her body, and every look and movement of her can arouse the most primitive impulses of men.

After a long time, Li Huaxia came back to his senses and asked suspiciously, "May I ask who you are?" ”

"Second-level agent of the Investigation Section, Tang Yan! Li Xuewei and I are your new mentors, little one, you will be your sister's people in the future......"

Tang Yanyu waved, and a star silver [Double-headed Eagle's Shield] in her hand confirmed her identity.

Hearing Tang Yan's ridicule, Li Huaxia's face suddenly turned red to the root of his ears. This beauty is also too ...... Let's be unrestrained.

- Uncle Li Huaxia, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, is still a little virgin, how have he ever seen such a scene.

"Hehe~I'm actually shy~" Tang Yan let out a burst of laughter like a silver bell, echoing in the empty corridor:

"Okay, the newcomer training in the bureau is not interesting, right? Come, go with my sister, the newcomer training of the investigation department, you are satisfied! ”

Li Huaxia was stunned, the newcomer training of the Investigation Section, what is that?

Involuntarily, he followed Tang Yan's footsteps and walked all the way back to [Red Willow Garden].

Tang Yan pasted his space bracelet on the door control, opened the door, and led Li Huaxia into the house.

- Obviously, this is her dormitory.

As soon as she entered the door, Li Xuewei happened to come out of the kitchen with a cup of green tea. She nodded to Li Huaxia and said hello.

When he was at the interstellar airport in the capital, Li Huaxia hurriedly saw this iceberg beauty, but he didn't look at her carefully.

Today, Li Xuewei's body is no longer filled with a cold air that can even freeze her eyes, and Li Huaxia carefully saw her appearance.

She is not the kind of woman like Tang Yan who will be amazing at first sight.

But her beauty will be like a cool spring, slowly infiltrating into your heart, making people unable to extricate themselves.

She has long eyelashes, bright eyes, white skin, and long, supple black hair.

Her eyes are like a deep lake, clear but bottomless.

A long white linen skirt was worn on her body, lined with her ice muscles and jade bones, and there was no trace of fireworks in the world at all.

It was as if she was a fairy who had come out of the world of ice and snow, so quiet and with a cold fragrance.

When Tang Yan and Li Xuewei stood together, they were like a [Ice and Fire and Tilian], one was delicate and the other was quiet.

The beauty of the two people is not compatible, complementing each other, giving people an unparalleled visual impact.

Entering the villa, Li Huaxia looked at the furnishings of Tang Yan's house.

He just moved into [Hongliuyuan] yesterday, and all the furniture in the dormitory is configured by the Immigration Bureau, which is simple and practical.

And Tang Yan's dormitory is a perfect interpretation of the word "comfortable"!

The wooden handle of the dormitory door is carved from the seven-year-old yellow-leaved dwarf shrub of [Luo Linxing], just to pursue the subtle feel when opening the door;

The carpet under his feet is a carpet woven from the first velvet of the little gray sheep [Newland Star], and stepping on it with bare feet is like walking in the clouds;

Another example is the hand-woven cushions of the Tatartan people on the sofa, which look complicated and soft to the touch, which not only fights fatigue but also relaxes muscles and invigorates blood......

In this villa, everything from sofas, tables and chairs to hooked teacups is carefully selected by Tang Yan.

Although they are not necessarily the most expensive, they are all worth a lot of money, and they are better than ingenuity.

Li Huaxia's turtle naturally doesn't understand this, he will only think in his heart: The immigration bureau is eccentric, and Tang Yan's dormitory is more comfortable than Lao Tzu!

- No, I'll have to tell Corleone when I see him, and I'm going to have to do it for me!

Tang Yan naturally didn't know what he was thinking, she stroked her long black hair, simply tied a ponytail on the back of her head, and said, "Then let's start?!" ”

Li Huaxia looked confused and asked, "What to start?!" ”

"Newcomer training!" Out of the kitchen came a little dwarf, it was Corleone Chow.

He took a shallow sip of the turquoise juice in his hand and smiled......

Putting down the juice, he took out a small black suitcase from his space bracelet like a trick.

This short deputy director also looks like a casual fight, and he also looks eager to try.

Although Li Huaxia has guessed the content of the newcomer training countless times, and tried his best to use his imagination......

As a result, when Corleone Zhou opened the small black suitcase, he was still dumbfounded, and almost dropped his chin on the ground.

The suitcase is not some high-tech equipment, nor is it a specimen of alien creatures, the neatly stacked small cubes are green on one side and white on the other, and the white side is painted with various patterns and numbers.

Li Huaxia secretly scolded her mother in her heart: Isn't this mahjong?!

Mahjong culture, which originated in ancient China, has not become obsolete after 5,000 years! Now it has taken the whole universe by storm!

A scholar once said that the only way to solve the conflict between the Walloons and the Tamirs is a table of mahjong!

The origin of this story is that the Walloons and Tamirs, who have been enemies for generations, will fight almost as soon as they meet. But as long as they are given a pair of mahjong, they can sit at a table honestly, play a night in full swing, and a group of friends of the same clan on both sides can be gathered next to them, holding their minds and watching the game silently!

As for the time after getting off the table, most of the Walloons will shout, "Tamir Pig, I'm going to kill you next time!" ”

The Tamir replied: "Walloon, if I see you again, I will hammer you into cakes!" ”

However, both of them just let go of cruel words, and most of the results were that the two sides broke up unhappily, and a group fight disappeared invisibly. This is the charm of mahjong culture!

Although Li Huaxia is not a mahjong master, he has been exposed to Li Yunzhong and a group of undesirable middle-aged people since he was a child, and his card skills are much higher than ordinary people. Seeing mahjong, he couldn't help but itch his hands after he hadn't touched the cards for nearly a year......

After getting on the table, he took a sip of the refreshing tea served by the nanny robot, and he immediately forgot about the newcomer training.

After two rounds of cards, Li Huaxia's fiery heart slowly began to cool down......

At the end of the three rounds, his palms were already wet, and sweat was oozing faintly from the corners of his forehead!

As soon as the five rounds passed, he was already frightened, and his soul was not possessed!

Because, the three poker players at the same table are simply too perverted!

Sitting opposite him, Corleone-Monday's small short hands are like a thousand-armed Guanyin, drawing cards and shuffling cards smoothly, without a trace of fireworks in the world at all;

Li Xuewei on the left hand played the card quickly, as if she didn't need to think at all;

Tang Yan on the right hand side is even eating and touching, if God helps!

After a few rounds of cards, Corleone Zhou has played a dragon twice and a single time;

Li Xuewei has two big three yuan and three big four joys;

Tang Yan is even more terrifying, the Nine Lotus Treasure Lantern, the Four Bars, the Seven Pairs, and the Thirteen Pairs each came twice!

And Li Huaxia himself didn't even listen to it, but even lit a cannon again and again......

"00, come and help me count the cards, I don't believe it!" Li Huaxia suddenly remembered that he still had a killer trick that was useless.

- Summons 00, with its computing power, hum! Isn't this card just as you want?

"00 sleepy ......" 00 responded vaguely in his heart, and there was no movement.

Li Huaxia then remembered that 00 was digesting the [Charm Beast Heart], and I was afraid that he would not wake up for a while.

I had no choice but to continue fighting.

After ordering Tang Yan with another shot and one color Double Dragon Club, Li Huaxia pushed the card, his face was clear, and he roared through gritted teeth......

"You guys! You guys! Pervert, I'm not playing anymore! ”

It is said that small gambling is enjoyable, and big gambling hurts the body.

At the beginning, when he heard that it was 5 yuan, he still felt that he was too small to play, and he was afraid that he would not win much in one night!

Who knew that in just a moment, he had already lost nearly 10,000 Huaxia coins! This is obviously already a rhythm of strong gambling ashes!

If this continues, Li Huaxia's monthly salary of 120,000 yuan will be lost in less than two days!

Corleone Zhou spread out his hands, looked at Li Xuewei and then at Tang Yan, looking like he didn't care about himself.

Li Xue snorted slightly and said, "This is only the first level of newcomer training, and I can't pass this level, hum!" ”

Tang Yan saw that Li Huaxia's face was really pitiful, and she said softly:

"Sit down, that's how we all came back then! If you don't have enough money, my sister will borrow you, and you will pay it back slowly in the future!

"When you fight with us without losing or winning, you will pass the test......

Hearing this, Li Huaxia's head flashed with a flash of inspiration and remembered a story (Note 1). He thought to himself:

——How can this kind of card skill be practiced without a year and a half of hard work! How can newcomer training be such a difficult task!

- This must be a test of the newcomer's adaptability! I can't win against you in chess, so I'll just overturn the chessboard!

- Haha, fortunately I reacted quickly, or I really let them cheat!

Thinking in his heart, he snorted coldly and said, "So that's it! I understand! Heaven and earth are the game, and the world is the son! I'm going to be the one who knocks over the chessboard! ”

As he spoke, he walked towards it, put his hands on the edge of the table, and was about to lift the table and stop fighting......

As soon as he lifted the table up a slit, Li Xuewei snorted coldly, and a jade hand slapped on the table with a "snap".

He only felt that the walnut square table instantly became like Tarzan, and he tried his best but could no longer move a single inch!

Immediately afterwards, with Li Xuewei's slender jade hand as the center, a cold torrent erupted like a tsunami, quickly sweeping the square table.

The mahjong and cups on the square table were instantly covered with a layer of thin ice, and the ice quickly spread along the table to Li Huaxia's hands, and before he could react, his entire body was frozen by a layer of extremely cold thin ice from the head down......

"Idiot! Do you really think you are Chen Yang? If you don't have the strength to break the game, you can only pretend to be SB! ”

Li Xuewei's face was like frost, and her tone was full of guns and sticks, not polite at all!

At this time, Li Huaxia only felt that he was falling into an ice cellar, his face was blue from the cold, and although his teeth chattered, he still refused to admit defeat and said:

"You...... You...... You use a supernatural ability! Put...... Let go, let me go! Let's fight again! ”

Corleone Zhou was quite kind, he shook his head and said, "Boy, don't struggle! [Ice Heavenly Maiden] Li Xuewei's name is not called in vain, even if you try a hundred times, you can't beat her! Accept your fate! With this time, it is better to work more on playing cards, and ending the training early is the king! ”

Li Huaxia still chattered his teeth and said, "Let me out!" Isn't it just a game of cards, sir, I won't have any pants left for you sooner or later! ”

Note 1: "The Legend of Yiren - The Biography of Chen Yang" records a story:

When Chen Yang was a teenager, he wanted to know the immortal law. Then he visited the famous mountains and rivers, and there was no more than three loads.

One day, Chen Yang climbed Yuntai Mountain, crossed the dangerous peak, waded into the black water, and finally saw the black and white two old games, which was shocking and thought it was immortal.

The two elders of Yangyang taught the arts, but the two elders did not allow it, and the old man in white said: "Those who break my chess game will have the true inheritance of the two of us!" ”

Yangguan chess game, surprised! See the black and white two sons together, vertical and horizontal, changeable. If all things in the heavens and the earth are out of them, if the stars, the sun and the moon are in them.

Yang does not sleep or eat for more than three days, at sunset, he laughed and brushed his sleeves to the chaos, saying: Solve this situation, I am also a fairy, why ask for the two of you!

Repeatedly: Heaven and earth are chess games, and people in the world are sons! I'm biased!

After speaking, Yang wants to go. The two black and white elders laughed, saying that they had understood, accepted them as apprentices, and passed on the immortal law.

This story is widely circulated in the Chinese Autonomous Territory and is known to the world.