Chapter 15 It's good to get in the car
Jiang Chen's speech today is indeed a little underwhelming, and it is no wonder that he has a fire in his stomach, and he can't bear to lie about it, so he can only tease in disguise. Fortunately, he didn't let him see that Han Yu, otherwise Li Shengnan wouldn't really want to go back to school tonight, Jiang Chen said that he would take her away.
Li Shengnan was taken aback, thinking of the pile of clothes yesterday, and said incoherently: "Yesterday! I bought a hoodie yesterday and went back to my bag of several sets, all my sizes, it's you! You did it on purpose! ”
Jiang Chen stroked Li Shengnan's hair and smiled: "It's good if you don't throw it away, you will be my person in any set you wear in the future." ”
Li Shengnan's face turned red, "Who!" Who's your guy! ”
Jiang Chen saw that Li Shengnan was so cute, and leaned over to kiss her, but Li Shengnan reached out to cover his mouth, "Jiang Chen! Get away from me! ”
Jiang Chen grabbed Li Shengnan's hand and kissed it gently, "I can't do it for my husband." ”
Li Shengnan swung his fist at him, Jiang Chen grabbed it and held it tightly in his hand, "Madame is so angry, it hurts the liver and spleen, it's not good." Jiang Chen said a serious and gentle word, and did not forget to blink his eyes mischievously.
Li Shengnan was ashamed and annoyed, lost his temper, and drooped his head.
Jiang Chen snickered, looked at Li Shengnan with deep black eyes, and said in an ambiguous tone: "Let's go back." ”
Li Shengnan didn't move, Jiang Chen took her hand and walked forward, and the two people in couple clothes walked on the street and immediately attracted attention, and the return rate soared.
Li Shengnan was like a newlywed daughter-in-law, lowered his head shyly, and whispered: "Jiang Chen······"
Jiang Chen smiled and tilted his head slightly: "It's good to get in the car." ”
Get in? Li Shengnan paused.
Jiang Chen smiled evilly: "What is Madam thinking?" I'm on the bus! ”
Li Shengnan didn't think much about it, but he was awakened by Jiang Chen's superfluous sentence, his face turned even redder, and he dragged Jiang Chen's arm and didn't leave.
Jiang Chen took advantage of the situation to hold Li Shengnan's hand and asked, "Madame, is this coquettish with me?" ”
Li Shengnan shook his head, and Jiang Chen winked mischievously, "Madame hasn't eaten yet, has she?" ”
Li Shengnan did not give up resistance, and said in a muffled voice: "Let go first." ”
Jiang Chen snorted, "Don't let it go, let's eat first, I noticed a noodle restaurant when I came just now, let's go there to eat." ”
Li Shengnan was silent, Jiang Chen was also dead, pulling the explosive barrel that was about to explode at any time to the noodle restaurant at the end of the street, finding a table to sit down face to face, after ordering, Jiang Chen wanted to reach out and touch Li Shengnan, but looking at Li Shengnan's unsmiling face, he touched Li Shengnan's foot with his foot under the table, Li Shengnan endured not saying a word, Jiang Chen stretched out his foot and hooked Li Shengnan's calf, and raised his eyebrows: "Shengnan." ”
Li Shengnan shrank his legs uncomfortably, and said, "Stay 1 meter away from me in the future." “
Jiang Chen stared at Li Shengnan's two thin lips that were ruddy, fixed his mind, and said, "What? ”
Seeing him pretending not to know like this, Li Shengnan said with patience: "If you accidentally touch it, don't let it exceed two seconds, and don't kiss and hug it high!" ”
"I admire Madame's courage." Jiang Chen only thought it was a joke, picked up the meat on the noodles handed by the waiter and put it in Li Shengnan's bowl, "Don't be angry, madam, I won't come to pick you up in the future." ”
Li Shengnan was anxious and said seriously: "I'm serious. ”
"Okay, well, I know Madame is serious." Jiang Chen happily boasted, "Madame, this is to set up family rules for her husband, and she must obey her husband's words." ”
Li Shengnan said: "Jiang Chen, I'm not-"
Jiang Chen soothed: "Madame, eat quickly, if you talk about it, it will be cold." ”
And I'm spoiled, what is this? Jiang Chen's heart moved, and the hand holding the chopsticks suddenly itched, and he couldn't wait to take Li Shengnan into his arms and rub it wildly!
In the crowded restaurant, Jiang Chen took a deep breath and forced himself to steady.
Li Shengnan ate with his head sullen and did not say anything more.
"Shengnan." The corners of Jiang Chen's lips curled on one side, revealing a not-so-kind evil smile, "Are you uncomfortable?" As he spoke, he touched Li Shengnan's forehead.
Li Shengnan's eyes glared upwards at the hand: "I said it, don't touch it." ”
Jiang Chen was angry and funny, and was stunned for a moment before asking, "I didn't mean to touch you, but worried about you." ”
Li Shengnan snorted, "It's obviously deliberate." ”
"Even if it's intentional, it's for the good of Madame." Jiang Chen replied without knowing whether he was alive or dead.
Li Shengnan: "......"
"Madame just said you can't kiss and hug and hold high, right?" Jiang Chen hooked Li Shengnan's feet, "Then everything else is fine." ”
Li Shengnan stepped on Jiang Chen's kick hard, Jiang Chen looked at Li Shengnan's slightly reddened ears with an insightful gaze, and said carefully, "My parents have seen it, why don't my wife and I move out to live." ”
Li Shengnan got up suddenly, couldn't say a word, looked at the strange eyes around him, Li Shengnan fled and grabbed the door.
Jiang Chen paid the money and chased it out, cheekily performed the Dafa of sticking cakes, and pasted it, "It's not a violation of the rules to stick a sticker, right?" ”
Li Shengnan walked briskly, and saw the bus running, and the moment the door closed, Li Shengnan was glad that he had thrown off Jiang Chen and walked towards the seat in the back.
Jiang Chen had been waiting for her in a two-seater for a long time, he was on from the back door, the bus in the big city was on the bus and swiped the card, and he also swiped the card when he got off the bus, and he had to be forced by Li Shengnan from the back door.
Li Shengnan coughed lightly, pretending not to see it, and ignoring his meaning, and was silent all the way to school.
Li Shengnan's steps were very fast, Jiang Chen chased after him, and a phone call came, Li Shengnan heard Jiang Chen's tone with a bit of joke: "Host, you asked him to find someone else, I don't have time······ That's right, accompany your daughter-in-law, what's wrong with envying me......"
What a daughter-in-law! Li Shengnan's face was hot, he couldn't bear it anymore, he turned around with two long legs, pedaled and rushed over, and killed Jiang Chen violently, accusing him of running the train with a serious gaze!
"Don't talk about it, it's fried, bye-bye." Jiang Chen was talking to the mobile phone, but his eyes were looking at Li Shengnan, and his eyes were not honestly looking up and down
Li Shengnan looked into his eyes and clenched his fists.
Jiang Chen hung up the call, put the phone back into his pants pocket, as if he didn't see that Li Shengnan was angry at all, patted her head very naturally, walked around Li Shengnan in the direction of the front, and said, "If you want to eat at night, I'll order takeout for you." ”
Li Shengnan hurriedly caught up and pinched Jiang Chendi's arm a few times one after another.
Jiang Chen gritted his teeth in pain, and asked leisurely, "Does Madame care about this problem?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense in the future!" Li Shengnan is really fried today! Jiang Chen has been provoking her all this time, it's really unbearable, and the "god" can't bear it anymore!
"Ugh." Jiang Chen patted Li Shengnan's shoulder like a buddy and said, "Everything listens to Madame." ”
Jiang Chen said it easily, for a few days, there was no stop at all, and he harassed Li Shengnan like a little tail wolf every day without class, accompanied Li Shengnan to class, accompanied Li Shengnan to eat, accompanied Li Shengnan to do homework, and accompanied Li Shengnan to go shopping······ It's almost time to accompany Li Shengnan to sleep and take a bath!
Li Shengnan attracts fans except for dressing like a man, but he is always silent, and basically no one cares about her. Since Jiang Chen, a shameless guy, stuck to her, the campus has exploded, and it has been the focus everywhere, and even some fans have followed them to take videos and upload them to the official website of the campus.
If you want to say that you like them, most of them are attracted by their appearance, or they are a group of rotten girls; If you don't like them, it's because you're jealous, or you've already taken a fancy to one of them.
Especially Jiang Chen always joked in front of people, playing hooligan in a high-profile manner, and shouting "daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law", for a while
There was a storm on campus.
Li Shengnan, who has some social difficulties, is stared at uncomfortably by those countless flashing eyes every step out of the dormitory, and there is no safe corner on campus.
This is cheap Jiang Chen, Li Shengnan is like a wilted little lamb now, without any lethality, every time he unconsciously leans towards Jiang Chen, Jiang Chen's heart is happy, "Madam, don't blame me for breaking the code, you touched me." ”
Li Shengnan didn't bother to pay attention to him, but Jiang Chen took her hand and said, "The will of the people can't do it, so madam, you can accept your fate." ”