After chatting with this old man for a while, I learned that he turned out to be the late head of the Maoshan faction, and he was the son of Wu Wei.

I remember that this Wuwei son was the same age as my grandfather, and he died only last year.

Ever since I started the Taoist symposium, I don't have much affection for people from decent families.

Especially the Maoshan faction.

Therefore, I didn't have a good face: "You died last year, and you still haven't gone to the prefecture to report, which is contrary to the purpose that your Maoshan faction has been advocating to eliminate evil and promote good, and eradicate crooked and evil ways." ”

Wuweizi said disdainfully: "Fart, who advocated it?" Isn't it Cong Yunzi? ”

"It's the old immortal."

"I guess it's him, and the whole Taoism is hypocritical about him."

As soon as I heard this, I obviously had an opinion on Cong Yunzi, the previous head and the current head were not in harmony?

I asked, "How hypocrisy?" ”

Wuweizi shook his head and sighed: "Do you know why I didn't go to the underworld to report?" ”

I shook my head.

"It's because I was killed."

"! You are the head of Maoshan, who dares to harm you? ”

After saying this, I thought of Cong Yunzi, this old way says that Cong Yunzi is the most hypocritical person, and the two should have a grudge.

"It was Cong Yunzi and my junior brother who collaborated to murder me."

Speaking of this, Wu Weizi's eyes flashed with a gloomy look, and the air around him suddenly became cold.

"Don't be angry, you have such a big grudge, and you have brought Yin Si again." I'm curious about how such a powerful veteran was killed: "How did they kill you?" You should be very deep. ”

"Alas~ The mistake is that I trusted my apprentice too deeply at the time."

Wuweizi's apprentice is Cong Yunzi, the current head of Maoshan.

I said indignantly: "Lao Wu, you are so pitiful, this kind of Taoist moth, the black sheep must not be kept, you are a terrible ghost now, go and kill him." ”

Wuweizi gave me a big roll of the eyes: "I'm not going to die, although I'm angry, I'm not impulsive." ”

"The old guy is quite sane." I asked angrily: "Then what are you doing at my Sunset Red Hotel?" You're definitely not just going to stay, are you? ”

Wuweizi pointed to Zhang Tudan and said: "This ghost son of yours is an evil seed, if it doesn't go to reincarnation, even you will be eaten by it at that time." ”

I'm also aware of this problem, but I've been reluctant.

Zhang Tudan listened to Wuweizi's words, glared at Wuweizi in disgust, and opened his arms for me to hug.

I picked up Zhang Tudan and said to Wuweizi: "There is no urgency about this, after all, it is still young, and when it grows up, I will send it to the underworld to report." ”

Seeing that Wuweizi said that he couldn't move me, he said, "I want to stay here and open a presidential suite." ”

I looked Wu Weizi up and down: "Do you have the money to live?" You've been dead for more than a year. ”

"Although I don't have any money, don't forget, I'm the head of Maoshan Mountain, and my unfathomable Dao skills are enough for you to learn for a lifetime."

This sentence made my heart move, I am a crooked and evil way, I have not received much education since I was a child, I was given to me by my grandfather and father, and in the face of strong and decent families, my Taoism is not enough in front of them.

I immediately said with a smile on my face: "Lao Wu, do you mean to teach me the authentic Maoshan Taoism?" ”

Wu Weizi raised his face proudly: "Then let's see how you serve me." ”

"Oh, I don't need to talk about it, I must be good at serving."

I immediately opened a presidential suite for Wu Weizi and served high-quality incense.

Wu Weizi looked around at the presidential suite, and frowned slightly: "The room is not bad, there is a living room, there is a bedroom, but there is a lack of mahjong machines." ”

I was stunned: "You still like to play mahjong?" Even if there is a mahjong machine, there are not enough people. ”

"Find! I'm going to pick up customers. ”

I said disdainfully: "You're almost done, it's not okay for you to live for free, you still have to play mahjong." ”

"Alas, ghosts have a long life, you still have a yang lifespan, we don't even have a lifespan, we can always exist in the underworld, it's too boring." Wu Weizi stood in front of the mirror and looked at his face, looking left and right: "Go burn me a few beautiful suits, and then buy a mahjong machine." ”

"Don't buy it!"

"You don't buy it, do you? Good! I won't give you the ghost catching weapon even if it's rotten. ”

Hearing this, I immediately raised a flattering smile: "Lao Wu, don't be angry, buy it, I will definitely buy it for you." ”

Wuweizi glanced at me with disdain: "Real philistine, go buy it." ”

"Then tell me first, where is your Dao weapon?"

"I'll talk about it after I buy it."

"I'll buy it for you early tomorrow morning."

…………

The next day, when I was sleeping, I was dragged up by Wuweizi, and I had to buy a mahjong machine, and handed me a list of things he needed.

A Lamborghini, ten suits, and two celebrity maids.

In order to get his Dao weapon, I bought it!

I went and bought a real mahjong machine, but it wasn't a paper sacrifice.

Originally, I was not financially wealthy, but in order to get the Taoist weapon, I had to pull out a little money from between my teeth.

When I came to the store of the "terminal station of life", my uncle Niu Yuchun was building a coffin.

Niu Yuchun is my grandfather's apprentice, his family is a suona family, specializing in white work, one-stop service, from filial piety clothes to coffins, only you can't afford it, there is nothing he doesn't do.

plays the role of a filial son, and the crying is more sincere than the death of his father.

Her daughter-in-law used to be in a county drama troupe below, and she played a good trumpet, which can play and sing, suona, trumpet, three strings, etc., and now she is married to my uncle Niu Yuchun, specializing in playing and singing on the white job.

Niu Yuchun rented a large courtyard in the suburbs, with two large warehouses in the yard and a high-end coffin exhibition hall, where all kinds of coffins were placed in the exhibition hall for customers to choose from, with various styles and woods to meet the needs of people at all levels.

Niu Yuchun welcomed me warmly.

"Senior nephew, you haven't been here for a while, sit down and drink tea."

I handed the list to Niu Yuchun: "Follow it." ”

"Ten suits? Are there any branding requirements? ”

Tut-tut, look, people's service is so meticulous that they can customize clothing brands.

I asked, "What are the brands?" ”

"I'll show you the clothing brochure."

Niu Yuchun gave me a thick exhibition book, page by page full of real suits, Playboy, Victor, Lomonsi, Givenchy and so on.

Niu Yuchun said: "There are the latest models, as well as the old ones. ”

I was stunned: "Uncle Shi, you're too professional, aren't you?" ”

Niu Yuchun smiled: "Keep pace with the times." ”

I said with an embarrassed face: "Uncle, this is too extravagant, you use real fabrics to make suits, although not as expensive as real brand-name suits, but more expensive than ordinary clothes, my clothes are only three or four hundred yuan, not as expensive as your clothes for the dead." ”

Niu Yuchun said: "What do we have to do with it, don't mention money, your father has introduced me to work, so I will be given to you by my uncle, and I will have a set of each piece." ”

I rubbed my hands together and laughed, "Uncle Shi, how embarrassing is this." ”

"You're welcome, I'll let the workers rush to make it, and I'll take it in two days."

"I'm sorry for you, uncle."

"By the way, do you have any requirements for the star maid? Which celebrity? Europe? Japan and South Korea? Domestic? ”