Chapter 105: Zombie Jump
Shhh, I made a gesture for Shi Lanyan to be quiet, and I almost covered Shi Lanyan's mouth.
"Zhan Ye, what are you doing? Say! Is it that the two of you knocked on someone's door, if you want me to say, it is probably Ding Xiaojiao's business, after all, the doorknob of our 623 bedroom was broken by Ding Xiaojiao, Ding Xiaojiao! This is the rhythm of losing money and repairing together, shouldn't you be the same as Zhan Ye, even if you don't spend money to read, then you can't waste money so much, just do you always go against the doorknob, are you the doorknob nemesis? ”
Shi Lanyan's words were obviously aimed at Ding Xiaojiao, so I wondered how the two of them got along in the afternoon.
A question suddenly came to my mind, "Ding Xiaojiao, what zodiac sign are you?" ”
Ding Xiaojiao thought for a while, probably using her birthday to switch with the constellation, "I'm a Sagittarius!" ”
I looked back at Shi Lanyan and said softly, "What about you, Shi Lanyan?" ”
"I'm a Leo! Zhan Ye, why are you asking this? Constellations are the kind of things, I think they might as well be accurate! Shi Lanyan said that she didn't believe it, but she would still answer, and her expression was a strange face, that is, she wanted to know why I asked like this.
"Since this is the case, I can tell you both very accurately that it is very suitable for these two zodiac signs to be friends, and Sagittarius and Leo people are very suitable in terms of family, friendship, and love! Because as long as the archer is with the lion, the joy will always be there. When the two of you are together, you are more like two crazy children, not only will you use the things around you to have fun, but your interaction is also like an exaggerated drama. But the shooter must be lion-oriented, and you must not be friends with lions at the same time, but also be friends with others, because lions are very possessive, and if he thinks of you as his best friend, he also wants you to treat him as your best friend. And the lion is very righteous and will think about you everywhere and be good to you. She's very kind and very bossy, and he'll help you with anything. And the lion can understand the shooter and cherish you as a good friend for life! Although it was noisy at times, it was quickly reconciled again! So, Leo and Sagittarius are great to be friends! ”
"Impossible!" Shi Lanyan directly expressed her disbelief.
And Ding Xiaojiao habitually thought with her head first, and only said a sentence after a long time, "No!" ”
During the time the two of them were in the dormitory, that is, at this time in the afternoon, what conflicts happened between the two of them, and why did the relationship become like this? Or Shi Lanyan, are you unilaterally provoking trouble again? She always says that she is from the countryside, so she can't always cause trouble, she shoots the countryside and loves quiet! Now this is at school, if you can get along, you can get along, I have a lot of words in my stomach, I want to say to the two of them, especially Shi Lanyan, but when I think of what I have done is not good, such as the relationship with Rong Wei, forget it, don't mention it!
"It's my birthday on March 8th, Pisces! Actually, I don't agree with the two of you zodiac signs! ”
Ding Xiaojiao and Shi Lanyan, the two of them looked at me dumbfounded, which made me very proud, Shi Lanyan didn't understand such a fashionable constellation, and Ding Xiaojiao didn't learn such a trendy thing.
Therefore, at this moment, I am very bullish.
"Lie to you both! Knock on the two of you like this, and make you quarrel as soon as you meet! ”
Ding Xiaojiao looked honest, and she wanted to speak.
"Ding Xiaojiao, I know what you want to say, and I also understand that you are not the main reason, but a slap can't make a sound, you must also be responsible!"
Then I whispered into Ding Xiaojiao's ear, "You let her order!" Just treat her as a person with limited civil capacity! ”
Who knows, such whispers were actually listened to by Shi Lanyan's pointed ears.
"Zhan Ye!" Shi Lanyan called my name, as if I was biased towards Ding Xiaojiao.
"Shi Lanyan, you should call me Little Pepper! You forgot? ”
After listening to what I said to Shi Lanyan, Ding Xiaojiao leaned closer to me, it turned out that Ding Xiaojiao would also compete and eat mistakes.
Now I feel like I'm like a sweet tooth, people are grabbing everywhere, and even I like myself more, but in fact, I'm just making a small concoction.
"Bang!"
The door to the 646 dormitory was closed, and it must have been a big deal outside for the whole audience.
Shi Lanyan laughed at me and Ding Xiaojiao and said, "The crack in the door is closed, this time the evidence that you two destroyed the door of the 646 bedroom is gone, I'm going back to sleep, I won't sue you, Ding Xiaojiao!" Ding Xiaojiao's three words were deliberately reread.
It should have been specially given to Ding Xiaojiao.
"You're a Leo, I should let you!" Ding Xiaojiao resolved it with cleverness, she glanced at me and wanted me to praise her.
"Let's go! Ding Xiaojiao! Let's both go to that place! I gave Ding Xiaojiao a look.
"Let's go!" Ding Xiaojiao also paid attention to what I said, and then, following me, walked towards the other side of our dormitory on the 6th floor.
I raised my hands, Ding Xiaojiao first stood side by side with me, after seeing me, she also raised her hands, then picked one after the other, and finally picked side by side, Ding Xiaojiao and I knew that Shi Lanyan was behind to see the lively appearance of the two of us at night, and she must feel like zombies.
"Fool! Look scares her! "I walked to the middle of our 6th floor, and looked back at Shi Lanyan, and found that she hadn't entered the dormitory yet, so I simply turned around.
"She seems to be really scared!" Ding Xiaojiao turned around with me and snickered "hee-hee".
At this time, Shi Lanyan saw the two of us walking to the middle of the sixth floor, and suddenly turned around, jumping towards her, Shi Lanyan was even frightened by the key to our 623 bedroom door in her hand.
She finally opened the door, and then quickly closed the bedroom door, and didn't even look back at me and Ding Xiaojiao.
"Ding Xiaojiao! What do you think? Got out of gas? ”
Ding Xiaojiao didn't speak, but still walked like a zombie.
"That's it! Ding Xiaojiao, we scared Shi Lanyan back, the goal was achieved, if you want to say that you were very funny just now, you can understand what I mean at once! Let's call it a little bit of understanding! ”
Somehow, I even said such a sensual thing, deep in love, I can't control it.
"Ding Xiaojiao, I said okay, why are you still jumping around like this, to be honest, it's a little scary at night, stop it!"
I stepped forward and grabbed Ding Xiaojiao's arm, but I couldn't control her steps.
"Ding Xiaojiao, what's wrong with you?" I shook Ding Xiaojiao's arm.
Ding Xiaojiao's eyes are a little different from just now, her eyes are wider, and there are tears in her eyes, her face is a little terrifying, but it is the kind of abnormal skin that girls like, especially white and tender, how does it look different from just now, it seems to have become much more beautiful.
But where should I have seen this look?
Where?
I remembered that the last time Zhu Yun was leaving our bedroom, I happened to be working on the quilt, and when I saw her face, how could it be exactly the same as this?
"Ding Xiaojiao! Don't scare me! "I didn't dare to drag her anymore, I rushed straight to the darkest corner of the stairs on our 6th floor, to be exact, jumping!
I turned on the lighting of my mobile phone to illuminate Ding Xiaojiao the road in front of me where the voice-activated light did not go off, causing darkness.
I kind of regret the bad idea I had just now, learn to zombie jumping, and scare Shi Lanyan, because there is a good saying, those who scare people are the only ones who are scared in the end.
As mentioned in a book, zombies usually have stiff bodies, black, sharp nails, sharp canine teeth, and a fear of sunlight.
During the day, they hide in damp and dark places such as coffins and caves, haunt and come out at night, feed on human or animal blood, are aggressive and powerful against living creatures, and stretch their hands forward when jumping forward.
In movies and television, it is often Maoshan Taoist priests who deal with zombies, and often use Maoshan spells and related props to control the enemy.
In fact, there is a tragic story about the reason why zombies only can't jump away.
Most of the real sources of zombies are very bizarre, but to a certain extent, they also reflect the thinking of the time, most of the zombies are jumping in official uniforms, most of them are from the Qing Dynasty, and they are all workers who died in other places.
Because in the Qing Dynasty, many laborers needed to leave their hometowns and go to distant places to work on errands, when they died, in order to prevent them from having nostalgia, they could return to their roots after death, and the role of corpse chasers appeared, and the corpse chasers would return their corpses to their hometowns, but the long-cherished wish of the dead people would return to their roots. But how do you get them back home? In the past, due to the lack of transportation and lack of funds, the bereaved families would hire corpse chasers to escort them, who would tie the corpses to their wrists, ankles and knees, and poke them with long sticks to tell them to move forward. In fact, it is because these corpses are tied to bamboo poles, hanging on them as if drying clothes, and then carried on the shoulders of two corpse chasers, and the bamboo poles shake up and down as they move forward, creating a visual illusion that the corpses are jumping.
There are many ways to chase the corpse, and there are also corpse chasers who wrap the corpse in a robe and carry the corpse behind their backs with a mourning mask on their face, and another corpse chaser usually carries a lamp in front of him.
There is another way of saying that the corpses are tied up in the same way, but with melodic drums to make them move forward. They usually walk at night to avoid "yang energy" and slow down the decomposition of the corpse. There will be a "requiem bell" ringing on the corpse chaser as he walks, and at the same time, passers-by will be informed that the corpse is being chased here and needs to be avoided. In fact, it is to prevent passers-by from watching, because zombies are not normal people after all, and it will be unlucky to see them.
For example, I am at the moment.
"Ding Xiaojiao!"
I shook Ding Xiaojiao's body sharply this time.
"Ding Xiaojiao, you're not usually like this, if you do this again, I won't take you to the Sanwu Hotel, do you hear?"