Chapter 147: Can't Help Fart

For Xiao Luo, the defense in the court is like a debate competition, but the debate competition focuses on thinking and reflexing ability and language expression ability, and in addition to these two abilities, the court defense must also achieve the purpose of convincing the presiding judge and the judges.

'Famous Mouth Fu' does have two hits, forcing him to death, but he can find another way, which makes people have to be convinced!

"Find a chance to provoke him!"

Xiao Luo instructed Zhang Dashan, when people are angry, it is easy to lose proportion and have loopholes.

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Facing Fu Heyu's defense, Zhang Dashan looked at him with a heavy look and said, "Didn't you say at the beginning that we intimidated, intimidated and threatened? And what's going on now, anger? In the face of our intimidation, intimidation and threats, how can Chen Jianbai still be angry? Lawyer Fu, what you are talking about is really interesting. ”

Fu Heyu said calmly: "Why can't you be angry with intimidation, intimidation and threats? When one's unsatisfied nature is hurt and the resentment is so deep that one becomes angry, intimidating, intimidating and threatening......"

The words stopped, and his expression changed abruptly, as Zhang Dashan made a humiliating gesture towards him - a middle finger.

At first, he didn't care and chose to ignore it and continue, but Zhang Dashan intensified, not only did he put up the middle finger of his left hand, but also raised the middle finger of his right hand, and he also put on a scolding posture of "fuck your mother".

Fu Heyu was suddenly furious, his face turned red into pig liver, and he pointed at Zhang Dashan and shouted: "Presiding judge, is he humiliating me?" ”

Seeing Zhang Dashan raise his middle finger, the presiding judge's brows furrowed deeply: "Plaintiff, please stop the humiliating gesture of raising your middle finger immediately!" ”

There was an uproar in the audience, obviously shocked by Zhang Dashan's behavior, this is the first time I have seen someone give the middle finger in court.

"Is this guy going against the sky?" Daniel Zhang gasped.

Xu Guansong's face changed again and again, he was really worried about the future of Luofang.

", this guy with a big face is awesome, he dares to give the middle finger to the opposing defense lawyer in the courtroom!"

"I thought it was a boring public trial, but when I saw this, I knew that this public trial was not simple."

"Haha...... What a role model for my generation, powerful! ”

The Internet exploded, and netizens left messages praising Zhang Dashan's feat.

……

Zhang Dashan raised his eyebrows innocently: "Presiding judge, let me explain, just now my finger was accidentally pricked by the barb of the table and bled out, so I put it up, and I didn't mean to humiliate anyone." ”

"Then why do you have both middle fingers up?" Fu Heyu roared with raised eyebrows.

He was so humiliated in court, and he was still a nobody, he felt extremely angry.

"Because I think the vertical one is too monotonous, the vertical two are just right, the left and right are symmetrical, and it looks comfortable." Zhang Dashan said casually.

Fu Heyu was angry, if he wanted to say that he was running a train with his mouth, Zhang Dashan was definitely his ancestor, and he would definitely lose in this regard, he pointed at Zhang Dashan and said to the presiding judge: "Presiding judge, I strongly recommend that this person be expelled from the court, this kind of person who openly provokes the majesty of the court is not qualified to be a presenter here!" ”

"I'm against it!"

Zhang Dashan raised his hand and signaled, "Presiding Judge, Lawyer Fu is discriminating against me as a person without a lawyer's certificate, everyone is equal before the law, he can defend the defendant, why am I not qualified to represent my company's prosecution case, be reasonable?" ”

"The objection is valid, Lawyer Fu, don't get excited, the plaintiff has clearly said that he didn't insult you, but his finger was broken, this is the end of the matter, the plaintiff, don't give the middle finger again, otherwise you will be sentenced to contempt of court."

The presiding judge said fairly and sternly, "Please return to the litigation issue immediately!" ”

Fu Heyu, who had a fire in his heart, was interrupted by his train of thought, and he had to sort out his mind again.

But Zhang Dashan didn't need to pay attention to it, Xiao Luo passed on the message to him, he passed it on his behalf, stood up and said eloquently: "Presiding judge, I have here ten pieces of news that Chen Jianbai has published, please take a look." ”

Li Zimeng presented the sorted documents to the judge's assistant, who then presented the documents to the presiding judge.

"On January 4, Chen Jianbai published a news that a 6.9-magnitude earthquake occurred in Xunyang City, with an epicenter longitude of 115.52, an epicenter latitude: 29.51, and an epicenter: 10 kilometers.

"On February 7, Chen Jianbai published a news article about 'Peking University talented women returning to their hometowns to start a business and send express delivery', saying that Xu, the manager of Yuantong Express Company in Shifang District, was admitted to Peking University in 2000 with excellent results, and after marriage, she gave up her white-collar life in Beijing and chose to return to her hometown to start a business.

Now Xu can not only drive a truck to deliver express delivery alone, but also a 'female man' who can carry about 100 pounds of express mail. In fact, this Xu got an adult education diploma, not was admitted to Peking University in 2000 as written in the report, and he also emphasized in an interview that he was a junior college to a bachelor's degree! ”

"Presiding judge, I won't read the other eight articles one by one, they are all fake news published by the defendant Chen Jianbai, it can be seen that he is not a good reporter who seeks truth from facts, on the contrary, he is already crazy and unscrupulous in order to win everyone's attention, and he doesn't care about the authenticity of the news at all."

Zhang Dashan's voice was very loud and sonorous, and his response was very powerful, and Chen Jianbai, who was sitting in the defendant's seat, changed his face suddenly.

Fang Changlei in the audience also changed color, and couldn't believe that this inconspicuous little character could set off such a big wave, what he said was reasonable and convincing.

The presiding judge and the judges quickly read the materials submitted by Zhang Dashan, and then discussed them one after another.

Fu Heyu saw that things were not very good, and hurriedly said: "A person has done a wrong thing, it does not mean that what he has done is wrong, and it is also applied here, our party did publish a few false news, can just grasping these fake news deny that all the news he published is false?" Apparently not.

Let's talk about the Luofang bread poisoning incident, the city hospital has given a thorough autopsy report, in black and white, all of which explain that he died by eating Luofang's poisoned bread, which is an ironclad fact that cannot be beaten, and it is ......"

"It stinks, bah, bah...... It stinks......"

Zhang Dashan slapped his nose, then took a few mouthfuls of saliva on the ground, and then asked Li Zimeng loudly, "Minister Li, don't you smell the smell?" I couldn't hold back a fart just now, and I almost collapsed Xiang! ”

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar in the audience, and many people couldn't help laughing, thinking: This Luofang presenter is too funny!

The internet is boiling again.

"This is really a living treasure, if it weren't for the live broadcast of the public trial in the upper right corner, I would have suspected that I was watching a funny video."

"What is Xiang? How did it come out? ”

"Mean, hahaha......"

No matter what the result of the public trial is, Zhang Dashan is already famous, and the fate of Internet celebrities cannot be lost.

(End of chapter)