"Zhan Ye!"

"Ahh I have no grievances with you! I quickly closed my eyes and clasped the handle of the bucket with both hands.

"Who do you see who I am?"

I was so frightened that my legs and knees went limp, and I slowly knelt on the ground, and there was something soft on the ground, accompanied by the smell of foul odor.

But my hand is still tugging at the handle just now.

To be exact, I was scared and didn't know how to let go.

"Yikes! You've crushed my feet! ”

A familiar voice is awakening my consciousness.

"Are you alright? Really scared? Yezi, I've said it all, let you open your eyes and look at me! ”

Triangular eyes? Collapsed nose bridge? Big lips?

"Hee-hee!"

Neck without an Adam's apple?

"Deng Deng, do you want to scare me to death?"

"Hee-hee!"

Deng Deng looked at me evilly.

"You almost made me hemiplegic?"

"Don't you have a genetic history of diabetes in your family? Hemiplegia too? ”

"Go, go, go! Why did you come? ”

"Hee-hee!"

"Laugh what a laugh! Why are you here? ”

"People have three urgencies, and going to the toilet is the most urgent, so I can't go to the toilet?"

"This is the women's bathroom, why are you coming in?"

"Sister, can you have a snack in the future, the painting outside the door, the lady smokes a thin cigarette, and the man smokes a pipe!"

"But I don't smoke!"

"Don't tell me you think of a man who smokes a pipe as a woman who wears lipstick?"

"You can't smoke anything, it's not good for your health! Health is the most important thing, my grandmother ......"

"Okay, don't make it like you're the only one in the world who knows a lot about chicken soup for the soul!"

"That's a person with a high IQ who can understand it!"

"I killed this cup of chicken soup in the toilet! But I want to ask, when will you be able to remove your knee from the top of my toes, it hurts, and in a little while, you will be crushed into duck webs! ”

"You deserve to scare me!"

"As soon as I came, seeing that you weren't there, the clerk wearing HELLO KITTY clothes and a bow on his head said that you went to the bathroom, and I thought, you haven't come out yet, but I want to go too, and I'll talk about it when we both come out." But as soon as I closed the door, I heard strange footsteps and flushing sounds outside, and I said that you are a woman, run to the men's toilet, and scare me? ”

"I'm holding a big bucket, flushing!"

"You don't have an eye, you can't see there's a button there!"

"It turned out to be manual? Then why don't you flush? ”

"I was almost incontinent by you, I thought I had hit a ghost, and hurriedly took out my mobile phone and wanted to shoot a video, so I would become an Internet celebrity!"

"Look at your look! Potholes, you're pretty much the same as tennis! You probably didn't pee on your pants, did you? ”

I couldn't help but look at his lower body.

As if it were, I covered my eyes.

"Don't pretend, you dare to enter the men's toilet, you are here, what are you pretending to be innocent for me?"

"I really haven't been to the men's bathroom!"

"What's standing next to that?"

Deng Deng pointed to the rows of things with sewers.

"Isn't that the place where Aunt Cleaner washes the mop?"

"There are so many aunts washing and mopping? There are only a few clerks in this shop, so do you think you're in a bathhouse? You didn't say where to take a bath, I thank you! ”

I was speechless by what he said.

Deng Deng looked at my skirt, "You're not much better than me, aren't you also on it?" ”

"You don't understand, I got it with a water scoop! It's not the same as you! ”

"I still don't understand? You can't tell the difference between refraction and reflection, and you're a top student! ”

"It's not that I can't tell the difference, I just don't like it!"

"Alright! It seems that you are only a little better than me in learning, and your common sense of life is far inferior to mine. ”

"Lost? You still haven't got your undergraduate degree certificate yet! ”

"Don't open any pot and mention which pot! You dodge, I'll wash my hands!

He pulled me several times, but he couldn't pull me up, "I'm only 88 pounds, you're so stupid!" ”

"I'm only 79 pounds!"

Without him, I stood up on my own and combed my hair.

Then, with me, he helped me push the bucket back into the card slot at the bottom of the pool.

"It's a terrifying feeling to suddenly appear a person in a place where no one is around, and I experienced it once an hour ago!"

We opened the bathroom door and chatted.

"What's going on? Who dares to bully Pepper? ”

"No, it's really bold!"

"What he did was so wrong, I ignored Pepper's attitude!"

At the door of the bathroom, two clerks who were about to change their clothes and get off work looked at the sign of the bathroom with strange eyes, and then looked at the clothes of the two of us.

Deng Deng cleared his throat, "The signs of your men and women here are too inconspicuous!" ”

Right! Just like him.

"I'll give you some more money! Give me another 5 minutes, it's 10:15 now, and it's 10:20, how about it? ”

I don't know why, Deng Deng can always turn shameless reasons into his negotiation capital.

The waiter, actually, agreed!

"Leaves! Do you see the people you are now? Tell them well, they still have to pull face with you, but as long as the money is in place, it doesn't matter what you do! ”

As he said, as soon as we sat down, the clerk came over to refill the glasses.

He put the five fingers of his right hand together, swung back, and stepped back.

Meaning, tell the clerk not to come and disturb us.

His style is quite domineering, if you don't know his girl, maybe, maybe, you can really go astray!

"What the hell is going on? Hurry up and say, I have to go back immediately, my wife is still waiting for me! ”

"You're married?"

"Nope!"

"What's that wife called?"

"Isn't that what people call it now! Doesn't that seem intimate, and doesn't there be any responsibility? ”

"Deng Deng!" I looked at him with a serious expression.

"Look, I'm so panicked!"

"I've met a shameless, vile and filthy man today! Just like you! ”

"I'm getting shot while I'm lying down!"

"Half a catty and eight taels, if you pull out the big one in the, you can be stronger than you!"

"In your mind, how unbearable I am! It's been a waste of so many years! I'm leaving! ”

Deng Deng turned his head, stiffened his nose, and snorted.

"I've been experiencing some strange things lately, at 8 p.m., I always get an anonymous call asking me to go to Xinren Road in Lixuan City the day after tomorrow to pick up takeaway! Say! Did you order it for me? ”

"I thought, do I have money? Takeout costs money, don't you know? Do I have no money as soon as I have a girlfriend? ”

"Then why do you give gifts to others every time you pay one? You don't have that much money! Besides, what girl didn't dump you after accepting your gift? ”

"Which eye did you see me, and gave them a gift!"

"How could there be no money?"

"It's open!"

"Say no more!"

"So, I won't play any pranks with you at all, it was possible before, but now I'm not that idle!"

"Deng Deng, I am going to speak at the opening ceremony again tomorrow, I have finished reacting to our teacher Tian, and after that, she will immediately issue a notice in the group, asking me to speak tomorrow on behalf of the newly admitted graduate students! He also said that he absolutely believed in my strength! ”

"What the hell is wrong with you teacher? Is she so gracious to take revenge? ”

"You don't use that word the right word! This is called a communiqué vendetta! ”

"So are your lines ready? Don't go to the toilet in a hurry like when you were an undergraduate, and then hold so many manuscripts in your hand, just two sentences when you go up, what everyone, I'm Zhan Ye from the Department of Biology, and I'm happy to speak on behalf of the freshmen who have just entered the first year, we will definitely behave well! ”

"What's wrong? Am I not speaking well? ”

"You're talking too little! I heard Gao Shuzi in your dormitory say that you wrote several pages of paper at that time, and you wrote the manuscript until midnight, but it turned out to be less than 30 seconds, and it was over! I look at that, I miss it, I really feel sorry for that page after page of paper. ”

"Why don't you say you feel sorry for me? That's right! How is Gao Shuzi now? Wasn't she your girlfriend before? ”

"You're embarrassed to mention people, as soon as you say this, I want to laugh, people are from Nanping Valley, let you guess what she said, you just guess well, but you obviously don't understand a word, you have to guess blindly, listen to her finish talking to me, those words you translated, I feel unbearable, so, people have no contact with you now, there is no one! If you want me to say, you just don't know how to be a person, and Zhang Qingqing from the Soul South Ridge in your bedroom......"

"Stop! Deng Deng, isn't your hobby of having a girlfriend the second one is fortune telling? I'm going to hold the opening ceremony tomorrow morning, and the day after tomorrow I'm going to Lixuan City to get takeout, so I have time tomorrow afternoon, so let the fortune teller arrange it tomorrow afternoon! ”

"Please, that's not called a fortune teller, someone is a master of Tongtian, and the time has to be arranged by you? Look at this day, the people who are busy with your work are not as busy as the people's congress deputies? Graduate students are just different from us! ”

"People's congress deputies? I remembered, my new bedroom, Rong Wei's home, lives in Lixuan City! Could it be that she ordered this takeaway, and she left the wrong phone number! No, I was called a few days before I started school, and I didn't know her yet. ”

"Then I'll try it, and help you make an appointment with the master for tomorrow."

Deng Deng shook it, sprayed hairspray, and went to check out.

However, he was only willing to pay a $1 extension fee.

The boss disagreed, so he put the facts with the boss there, reasoned, and started talking about the setting of the toilet and the dress of the waiter, so that the boss had to admit his philosophy, and finally the boss couldn't stand him, and he didn't want 1 yuan.

At this moment, I can finally understand why girls say that the most handsome posture for boys is the action of paying money.

Actually, what they are talking about is a big red ticket, not a coin.

I was a little embarrassed, I went out to wait for him first, through the glass window, his black cut-out tights, leopard print leather pants, flesh-colored stockings, black hands, holding a beret, as if he had done something dishonorable, as if he was afraid of being beaten, I really couldn't think of a girl, I fell in love with him.

Now, he began to spit at the other clerks again, and said that everyone had wiped their faces, until they had to nod against their will in order to go home early, and then he waved to me and happily walked down the steps.

O God! Is there anything more humiliating than being with him?

"Leaves!"

He was so loud that he told me to do something, I deliberately turned around and didn't look at him.

Something hit me my calf, and in an instant, I fell forward.

It's Deng Deng.

Suddenly, he rolled down the steps and fell hard next to me, bleeding from his mouth and nose.