Chapter 1 Invitation 1
At the end of autumn and the winter solstice, even if the sun shines in the sky during the day, the remote mountains where the four-eyed Taoist chief lives are unconsciously infected with a bit of bleak cold.
Winter is the season of cultivation for all things. The four-eyed Taoist is no exception, after the winter, he did not take over the business, nested in his own accommodation, and trained his apprentice to have fun.
Everything is beautiful for him, as long as he doesn't have to see or hear the bald donkey next door.
At this time, he was in the hall, dressed in thick clothes, looking at an invitation that had just been sent to him with a smile on his face.
Jia Le watched from the side, and couldn't help but ask curiously, "Master, who sent the invitation?" Are you so happy to watch? ”
As soon as Jia Le spoke, the smile on the face of the four-eyed Taoist was put away, glanced at him, put on a straight face, and said, "It's an invitation from your junior brother." ”
"What invitation? Does Senior Brother Huang Sheng want to marry a wife? Jia Le was accustomed to the stinky face of the four-eyed Taoist, and continued to ask disapprovingly.
"Wife? Your brother has already had a wife, and now he has children. Which one is like you? Cultivation is not as good as your junior brother, even if you marry a wife and have children, you are behind others, if you don't lose face, I will be ashamed of you! The four-eyed Dao chief snorted coldly.
"I also want to marry a wife and have a fat child as soon as possible, but this matter is not in a hurry?" Jia Le made a bitter face, his relationship with the female disciple of Master Yixiu next door has been progressing very quickly, but no matter how fast it is, it is not as fast as his junior brother Huang Sheng.
When he was still thinking about how to chase the girl, he was already a father.
The four-eyed Taoist looked at him helplessly and shook his head.
He sees the thoughts of his eldest apprentice, and he sees Jia Le as most of his son. So after he came back, after he found out about the situation of Jia Le, he indulged the two of them intentionally or unintentionally, unlike before, he couldn't wait to have contact with the people next door.
Of course, this refers to the situation of this girl in Qinqing, the kind that he still wants to die immediately for the old bald donkey.
Jia Le is a happy character, kind-hearted, Huang Sheng treated him coldly last time, and he never got angry at him in the end, I saw him recover after being depressed for a while, and said to the four eyes, "Then master, are you going?" ”
"Nonsense!" The Four-Eyed Daoist glared at him.
Jia Le still couldn't understand the meaning of Simudao's long words, so he paused for a moment, and asked cautiously, "Master, do you want to go or not?" ”
The four-eyed Taoist looked at his stupid apprentice, and he looked angry that he hated iron but not steel, and scolded, "Why did I accept you stupid apprentice?" I don't want you to be one-tenth as smart as your junior brother Huang Sheng, but don't be so stupid! I can't hear the good words, of course I went! ”
At this time, the four-eyed Taoist completely forgot how he severely reprimanded Huang Sheng in Renjia Town.
Jia Le suddenly realized, he was not angry or ashamed, he was used to it, "oh", and then thought of something good, he actually laughed, and said to Simu, "That master, I'll help you take care of your home." ”
As soon as the four-eyed Taoist saw Jia Le's appearance, he knew that he was thinking of some crooked idea, and couldn't help but scold, "Look at the house, what kind of home?" When I come back, will I see my whole family smashed again? ”
As soon as he said this, the four-eyed Taoist became angry, although he knew that he couldn't blame Jia Le for this, in front of that royal zombie, it was already very good to be able to save a life, if he really wanted to blame it, he could only blame his junior brother Qianhe for bringing the royal zombie over, but this did not become a reason for the four-eyed Taoist not to scold Jia Le.
As soon as Jia Le was said by the four-eyed Taoist, he lowered his head and didn't dare to say more.
The four-eyed Taoist sighed again in his heart, and his tone was not so stern, with a little fatigue, "You go with me!" ”
"Why? Master, if I go, there will be no one at home to look at the house. Knorr was a little resistant, he didn't really want to go.
"There are barren mountains and mountains here, and there is not even a ghost shadow in normal times, so why don't we just put away the valuables? No matter how bad it is, you go and ask the old bald donkey next door to look at the house, and that's what he does. The four eyes said long.
"But, Master, I still want to see the house......." Knorr whispered.
"What are you looking at? How can you stay at home all the time and not go out to see the world? Go pack it up and come with me later! The four-eyed Taoist chief scolded.
"Huh?" Knorr wrinkled his bitter gourd face again.
Seeing this, the four-eyed Taoist sighed, "Silly apprentice, I'm taking you to have a good relationship with your master and apprentice, if the master is not there in the future, you still have a junior brother to rely on, and you don't have to be sold and pay for the number of people!" Maoshan Taoist priest, dealing with demons and monsters all day long, before the Jindan period, how many people can really die well? Although there are three Jiazi longevity during the foundation building period, there are a few people who can really live to get old, and they are not riddled with diseases and cannot die well! ”
The four-eyed Taoist chief was sighing, and a hearty laugh came from outside the door, "Hahaha, where are you going to take Jia Le, senior brother?" ”
Hearing this, the four-eyed Taoist and Jia Le both looked towards the door, and saw a middle-aged man with a mustache on his upper lip and a loyal face walking in.
"Senior brother."
"Senior brother."
"Uncle Shi."
The three of them saluted each other's Maoshan faction.
After the salute, the three of them lowered their hands.
Michizuru Daoist Chizuru took the lead and said, "Senior brother, some time ago, because of the zombie incident, I destroyed your house, I'm really embarrassed. ”
"For the sake of the other party's money to eliminate the disaster, forget it, it's good that the person is not dead." The words that come out of the mouth of the four-eyed Taoist are always unpleasant, but the Chizuru Taoist is used to the character of his senior brother, so he just laughs and doesn't mind.
The four-eyed Taoist asked again by the way, "By the way, junior brother, what about zombies?" Did you burn it? ”
The Chizuru Taoist put away his smiling face and shook his head, "Buried in the mausoleum, they said that you can't treat meritorious people badly. ”
The four-eyed Taoist sneered when he heard this, who are they referring to, and whose meritorious ministers are the so-called meritorious ministers?
"That zombie was buried in the imperial mausoleum, carefully inhaled the earth qi and became the climate, and when the time came to escape, it would be a big disaster. A man of merit? Hehe! Zombies come out to kill blood relatives first, see if they still talk about meritorious heroes! ”
"Senior brother, don't talk about this! My task was to help them escort the corpse to Beijing, and when the corpse was delivered, the mission was over. Chizuru said, "By the way, you just said you were leaving?" Where to go? ”
"Oh, my other apprentice, Huang Sheng, a child of 100 days of wine, specially wrote to invite me to come over to participate. I thought it would be better to take my family out and see the world. The four-eyed Taoist explained to his junior brother.
"Huang Sheng?" Daoist Chizuru remembered this person, and couldn't help but admire, "Senior brother, I have to say, you have accepted a good apprentice." ”
"Where? I haven't taught that kid a good lesson about being rude to you? The four-eyed Taoist was modest on his lips, but the smile in his eyes overflowed.
"At that time, the situation was critical, and Huang Sheng's nephew was also in a hurry, no wonder him, no wonder him." Chizuru said again and again.
The four-eyed Taoist smiled and said nothing, in fact, he was just talking, and Huang Sheng's current status was not someone he could easily teach.
"I heard that Huang Sheng's nephew became the adjutant of Xujia Town, and he was also building roads and bridges in the town, and the lives of the people in the town were much better. On the way back, I met some merchants, and I heard them say that they all went to Xujia Town to do business, it seems that Xujia Town is much more prosperous, and Huang Sheng's nephew is really meritorious! Chizuru sighed.
"That kid, count him as having done a few practical things." Although the four-eyed Taoist now feels very face-saving, he still says that these are trivial matters and not worth mentioning.
It's just that the face that is trying to be stiff clashes with the mouth that is about to be stretched, which makes the long face of the four-eyed Dao a little painful.
When Chizuru saw it, he just laughed.
"Senior brother, you said that Huang Sheng's nephew and child have 100 days of wine, why don't I take the liberty of it, and I will be idle and fine, and I will also participate with my senior brother, what do you think?" The Chizuru Taoist suddenly became interested.
The four-eyed Taoist was slightly stunned, and then responded, "It's okay, let's go over together, there will be more people." ”
Chizuru Michijo smiled and nodded.
At this time, a neutral voice came from outside, "Chief Qianzuru, don't come unharmed." I just saw a figure at the door, and I thought it looked like you, so I came over to take a look, and sure enough, it was right. ”
When the Chizuru Daoist heard this, he looked back and saw that Master Ikkyu was walking in with his female apprentice, Jingqing.
"Basket." When Jia Le, who was originally silent, saw it, he shouted happily, and greeted him, making Master Ikkyu and Chizuru Daoist who were present smile.
There were only four eyes, the smile disappeared, and he said angrily with a straight face, "What are you doing here?" ”
"Amitabha! The poor monk came over, mainly to see the Thousand Crane Daoist. Since Brother Dao doesn't welcome me, Daoist Qianzuru, it is better to go to the poor monk's cold room to get together, the poor monk has a lot to say to Daoist Qianzuru. Master Ikyu said with a smile.
"Master....... "Chizuru Dao Leader was about to say something.
The four-eyed Taoist leader spoke first, "Don't even think about it, Senior Brother Qianhe wants to go with me to participate in the 100-day wine of my apprentice Huang Sheng's child, and you will stay alone in your rotten house to knock on your scriptures and recite your Buddha." ”
"Is Knorr real?" Master Ikyu asked directly about the nearby Knorr.
"Yes, master, Senior Brother Huang Sheng's invitation has been sent over." Knorr replied honestly.
Master Yixiu rolled his eyes, laughed again, and said with a smile, "Huang Sheng's donor is happy, this is a good thing, the poor monk can't say it, and he can only celebrate with a cheeky face." ”
"Shameless! No one invited you, what are you going to do? The four-eyed Taoist said coldly.
"Huh. Huang Sheng's donor took the poor monk's "Dragon Elephant Mighty King Kong Divine Power", and the poor monk is also fateful, and can barely be said to have the friendship of half a teacher, the poor monk went over this time, by the way, see how he cultivated? Master Ikkyu said.
Maybe this time, you can see how that person's "Dragon Elephant Mighty King Kong Divine Power" has cultivated like this? If his character is okay, pass on the essence of this external practice to him. He is already old, and Qin Jing is a female disciple, so he is not suitable for cultivating such exercises, so he can't just close his eyes when the time comes, and take this outer Dao exercise down. Master Ikkyu thought to himself.
Seeing Master Yixiu so shameless, the face of the four-eyed Taoist suddenly collapsed, "This stinky boy ......."
"Okay, okay, master, if the master goes over, the road will be more lively, wouldn't it be better to have a companion?" Knorr suddenly interjected.
The Taoist of Chizuru also persuaded, "Senior brother, Master Yixiu has strong skills, and he also has a care on the road." ”
The four-eyed Taoist raised his head arrogantly, looked at the Thousand Crane Daoist, and then looked at the stupid apprentice Jia Le who was peeking at Qinqing, before he nodded reluctantly.
"Okay." Knorr screamed happily.
The four-eyed Taoist shouted, "Don't go and clean it up yet!" ”
"Yes, master." Jia Le accompanied the smiling face, reluctantly glanced at Qinqing, and then ran briskly inside.
Here, Master Yixiu also said happily, "Two Daoist brothers, let's go back and clean up first." ”
"Okay." Michitsuru Michichi smiled and greeted, while the four-eyed Michichi ignored it completely.