Hearing Du Jie say this, the fat man Zhang Qi suddenly became interested.

"Brother, come, come! Tell me about it, I love to hear about it. Tell me about that girl you did last night? What's the cool way? ”

Hearing Zhang Qi ask, Du Jie said to Zhang Qi: "Needless to say, the appearance and figure are absolutely combat-weapon, all kinds of postures and all kinds of **, that wild way for me to play, it is simply a desire to live and die." Du Jie said with a red face.

"How many times did that brother straighten up?" Zhang Qi's eyes were shining, and he asked.

"Let's really do it seven times in one night!" Du Jie said proudly.

"Really? Yes! Come and come and drink, after drinking, our brothers will sleep and recuperate, and we will continue to fight tonight! Zhang Qi said with a smile.

"Seventh brother, can you still withstand it? I think you're weak! The face is so pale, is it a bit unbearable to do this for two days in a row? Why don't you rest tonight and continue tomorrow night? Anyway, it's not bad for this day. Du Jie reminded him.

"That won't do! It's a bit unbearable, but my Ah Xing is so tempting, I'm addicted! I'm fighting her tonight, I'm collecting troops tomorrow night, and I'll collect it tomorrow night, hehe! ”

......

Seeing the two of them chatting so energetically, they couldn't bear it, and they were seven times a night, and I found that I was even more miserable.

I couldn't help it, I secretly spit sour water in my heart and said, "Seven times in one night? I should have been here six or seven times last night. But people are sisters, I ...... myself."

Just when I was a little self-deprecating and extremely annoyed, Du Jie shouted at me, "I said brother, how did you do last night?" Why don't you think your mood is very high? ”

Hearing Du Jie ask me this, I hurriedly replied, "Huh? Not... No, I just had a lot last night, a little tired, a little tired! "I hesitated to reply.

"Huh? No way? You're lying to me, tell me what the hell is going on with you? We've been good friends for three years, and I can see at a glance if you kid can't lie to me! ”

Hearing Du Jie ask me this, Zhang Qi, who was beside Du Jie, said to Du Jie: "Your brother is really weird, this guy actually fell asleep lying down when I came back, and I pushed it for a long time before I got up." And I asked him how he was last night, and he didn't tell me, he looked like he was very shy, and he wasn't a big girl, you said we were all men, what was he ashamed of? ”

Hearing Zhang Qi say this, Du Jie rolled his eyes, and he didn't know what this kid had in mind. After about ten seconds, Du Jie said to me, "Gu Yi, let's go out over the mountain now." ”

"What are you doing?" Hearing Du Jie say this, I asked incomprehensibly.

"Nonsense, of course go back to our car and bring all the food and supplies you brought, I'm going to stay here for a few more days." Du Jie said.

"How many more days? The results of the college entrance examination will come out in two days, so let's go back and apply for volunteers. I reminded him.

"Report a J! Didn't you say you failed the exam? I also reported a fart for the test smash! Studying in college has a hammer out of it? You can't make money when you come out of college? You follow my brother, nothing else, I have a lot of money, how much to spend, and now there is a small few million in the card, go to a Mao university, and the college entrance examination is a Mao! Rich is the master! Du Jie said loudly.

"Who can compare to you? You are so rich, my parents still expect me to be admitted to a good university to give them a long face! I replied.

"Alright, alright! Stop the ink, come with me and get something! You don't want to stay in this kind of place for a few more days, and you're still not a man? Unless you're a eunuch, that guy can't do anything, and he's not in a hurry when he looks greedy but can't do anything! ”

"You're not going to be useful! ! "Suddenly Du Jie provoked me so much, I immediately felt that he was in pain, so I was a little unhappy.

"Okay, okay, don't ink, follow me over the mountain and go back to the car to get something."

......

In this way, after some ink with Du Jie, the two of us went over the mountain to go back to the place where the car was parked at the other end of the mountain to pick up our things. Originally, Zhang Qi was going to go with him to help, but Du Jie said that he had consumed too much in the past two days, so let him rest here, anyway, there are not many things, and the two of us will go and get enough.

On the way over the mountain, seeing that there was no one around, Du Jie came up to me and asked, "Brother, what's wrong with you?" You can't fool me, you must have something hidden in your mind, I can see it at a glance. ”

Seeing Du Jie ask this, I hesitated for a while, but finally decided to tell him. After all, Du Jie is my good buddy, don't look at his usual mouthful of nonsense, but what we talk about, he never goes out to chew his tongue.

"I said you kid, don't laugh at me, that's what happened......"

Then, I told me the whole thing.

"! You're weird enough! When you encounter a real person who can't play, you go back and masturbate yourself, what are you doing? Didn't you brag to me before that you could your girlfriend for as long as you could? Why didn't it work this time? ”

"I don't know! Do you think I'm in the mood for that? At that time, I didn't dare to say it in the tent, for fear that I would make the seventh brother laugh if I said it. ”

"I can't! I'll try. As he spoke, Du Jie took off my pants while I was defenseless.

"! What are you doing? "I'm a little confused.

"Don't be surprised, I'll give it to you." Du Jie gave me a blank look, and then let me reveal my second brother, and followed him with a small wooden stick and pounded twice. It didn't take two clicks for my guy to react.

Seeing that my second brother was reacting, Du Jie asked me to lift my pants, and then said to me, "It's no problem!" I can give you a whole reaction with a small stick, that big beauty Tingting is dangling in front of you, you should be very fierce! Otherwise, you are trying to change the house tonight, it is very likely that Tingting is not suitable for you, I heard on the Internet, some men and women are together, if some kind of x affection is not suitable, the woman is beautiful, and the man doesn't feel it, what is this called. ”

Hearing Du Jie's words on the Internet, I was angry and said, "Don't believe what is said on the Internet!" The last time I read on the Internet, someone said that it would be sweeter if it was heated in the microwave for five minutes before eating durian, damn, but once I tried it, I found that I couldn't stay at home at all, and my neighbors persuaded me to move, saying that I was stewing! ”

"you, don't me, I'm serious. Brother, this gun has been grinding for almost 20 years, and now is the time to use it. If it didn't work well last night, it might be your girlfriend's split, you haven't used it for a while, it's rusty temporarily, and it can be used tonight! ”

"Perhaps!" Listening to Du Jie's alternative enlightenment, I still said with some unconfidence.

While we had been walking for a long time, I didn't know why, but I suddenly felt as if someone was following us behind us. I looked back several times and didn't see any sign of anyone following us.

"Hey! Du Shao, do you feel that we seem to be following people behind us? ”

"Don't be suspicious, who's going to follow us in this kind of place? If you want to follow, the seventh brother can follow. But that grandson's tired legs are weak now, why do you still have the heart to follow us? Let's go and go back in the afternoon. ”

Listening to Du Jie say this, I think it's right, this kind of barren mountains and mountains, who can follow us two stupid x.

After we climbed the mountain, we soon saw Du Jie's car parked there. But what made me and Du Jie quite speechless, and I don't know which deflated calf did the good thing, all four tires of this car were deflated......

"! Which turtle grandson did such a lacking thing? I looked at it in disbelief.

"Maybe when you go up the mountain, if the tire is broken, let it be slowly released, and now the gas is all gone!" Du Jie replied unconcernedly.

"Your own car is out of gas, why can you kid be so open? So what if we want to go back? I asked.

"It's not easy to go back, I called, and my dad immediately sent a car to pick us up. Okay, don't worry about these useless things, move all the food in the car, and then let's go back. ”

Hearing Du Jie say this, I didn't say anything, just took the things that I should take, and then we climbed up the mountain with great difficulty, and it was not until two or three o'clock in the afternoon that we returned to Zhang Qi's tent.

When I got to the place where the tent was, I saw Zhang Qi looking at the village with his neck pulled.

"I said, Brother Seven, what are you worried about here?" Du Jie asked.

Hearing Du Jie's question, Zhang Qi glanced back at us, and then he stretched out his hand and pointed to the village and said, "Are you back?" Look, what are the women of this village doing in the daytime? It felt like I was doing something about it. ”