Chapter 018: The Tail with the Lin
What I caught was a ...... Golden, scaly tail.
Just when I was embarrassed to catch a pig but caught a tail with scales, Boss Liu's office was full of laughter.
"Yo Yo, I'll just say that Master Wu is a master at a glance, look, it took a moment or three of his kung fu to subdue all those damn Yin Souls. Xiao Liu'er, tonight, you may help me serve Wu ...... well."
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......" The second uncle quickly interrupted Boss Liu's kindness, and by the way, he signaled with his eyes that the crazy girl was still in front of him.
The crazy girl looked disdainful, turned and walked to the window to look at the scenery.
This Liu Fatzi's office is a separate small building, and like other developers, they will get a sales office, and the office is in the sales office.
But in just a few seconds, the crazy girl's face suddenly changed, interrupted Liu Fatzi and my second uncle's obscene words, and scolded sharply, "You damn fat man."
After speaking, Liu Fatzi, who was left with a forced face, ran out of the room by himself.
"Hey, Master Wu, the little sister-in-law is very beautiful, but it's too powerful, look at this ......" Liu Fatzi snorted at Xiao Liu'er, as if asking what the second uncle meant.
The second uncle didn't mind and said, "Forget it, forget it, Master Ben is usually very strict with himself, and he doesn't like this aspect of things very much." But what, Mu Zi, go, go and see what is going on with your aunt. ”
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Just when a few of them were analyzing and discussing whether the crazy girl was jealous or not, I, Wu so-called, had a big deal.
I was more embarrassed than I was when I caught a pig, because I had a tail, a tail with scales.
I thought it was a piece of gold that had been left out. Unexpectedly, I pulled out a larger one, still with a tail with larger scales.
Immediately after, I saw two super large "big light bulbs" in the dark. Read on...... And a long, folded-curly beard.
I wiped my eyes vigorously, thinking that I had traveled back in time to ancient times, acting out mythological stories.
Ladies and gentlemen, you will never guess what I saw. What the hell am I ...... I saw a dragon.
Right. It's the dragon in myths and legends, only in TV storybooks, the real dragon. Like a snake, the dragon's body curled up like a small mountain, and at its thickest point, it was estimated that three adult men could not hold it with their arms outstretched.
On the broad and strong forehead is a dragon's eye as large as a bucket basin, just like the description in the book, shaking the body and looking down, the snake body, crocodile head, lizard legs, eagle claws, snake tail, antlers, fish scales, whiskers at the corners of the mouth, and beads under the forehead.
Ladies and gentlemen, can you imagine how scared, shocked, and so much I was—speechless?
I've been afraid of snakes since I was a child, and I get goosebumps all over my body just by looking at such a long twist and turn.
What's more, now it is a real dragon, the ancestor of the snake, just lying alive in front of me with its teeth and claws.
Looking back now, I can only say that I can hear my heart beating violently, and I almost popped out of my mouth.
At that time, I had mixed feelings. Frightened and scared are certain, but there is also a little excitement in addition to palpitations. In this atheistic socialist country, how many people have ever seen a real dragon?
I, Wu is one.
"That'...... What, what, Emma, hit ...... Excuse me. I'll go, let's go, let......'s go" I suddenly felt that it was actually a very happy thing to see Wu Lao Er at that moment.
Why?
Ghosts like Wu Lao Er also have tricks to treat. But now this master, his grandmother's is a dragon, who have you heard say that he can descend a dragon?
I endured the tumbling in my heart and the cry for help that was about to exit, and my legs swung with a swing, wanting to leave quickly before this ancestor could attack me.
This is not a ghost building, it is a holy place, and you can raise dragons.
But just as I turned around and tiptoed around and walked more than ten meters, a stone body blocked my way.
When I looked up, I knew him, and I quickly put my hand on the shoulder of the person who came, so that my feet, which had already been frightened, could have some support.
"Brother, listen to my brother's advice, don't stay here. This place, the fuck is too evil. I can't afford to provoke it, hurry up, go. "I almost put half of my body on him.
But this girl pulled back and threw me to the ground with a "bang".
Hey, I'll go, just say that I don't want to see this Wu Youde family, why are they all so indebted?
This person is none other than Wu Youde's son, Wu Peng, the policeman who was almost stoned to death in this community as reported on the news before.
"Wu so-called, since you have come, don't be in a hurry to leave. My divine beast will send your blood. Wu Peng was wearing a police uniform at this time, but his face showed a fierce and hideous look.
His old man raises little ghosts, he is raising dragons here, tsk, it's really not a family that doesn't enter the door.
As he spoke, the grandson flashed a dagger and beckoned to my neck.
At the beginning, that stone-fetal little ghost asked me for three drops of blood, and that was because the little ghost was small. But now that this great ancestor has caught up with the size of tens of millions of little ghosts, he still can't let me go as an adult?
When the danger outweighs the fear, the psychological barrier will naturally be overcome. Ignoring the fact that there was a real dragon lying behind me, I jumped up and sent it with a high kick. Damn, the master's taekwondo black belt is not a vegetarian.
But Wu Peng is not a good person, after all, he has gone to the police academy and has more practical combat experience than me. When I returned to my position, he quickly hugged my legs, and I directly ate and came into close contact with the earth.
I was already tossed by the pig for most of the night, and then I was scared by this real dragon so much that my soul was almost gone, and I was really a little exhausted.
Soon, Wu Peng gained the upper hand and crushed me to death. The strength of my hand was getting smaller and smaller, and the shiny dagger was getting closer and closer to me.
Just as I closed my eyes in despair, a pleasant cheer came. My body suddenly loosened, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that Wu Peng, who was pressing on me, was kicked aside.
With a gap to catch my breath, I quickly got up from the ground. "Qiqi, you are so beautiful in the moonlight." It's really heartfelt, and it's definitely not mixed with water.
This is the first time I've called her name, not a minx. At this time, seeing her standing in front of me heroically, I wanted to hug and kiss her.
Immediately afterwards, Mu Zi also arrived. He also knew Wu Peng, both of whom were from the same town, but they didn't have much contact on weekdays.
Seeing that I looked like I was being bullied, Mu Zi didn't ask, and rushed up directly.
"Hey, wood, don't worry about this grandson. Let's go, hurry, withdraw, inside...... There are big dicks. "I'm afraid that this grandson won't be able to beat him, and then summon his divine beast.
But Mu Zi didn't seem to see me being bullied, and with a brute force, he stopped the grandson with three strikes and five divisions.
Well, while the old ancestor hasn't moved yet, it probably doesn't hurt to restrain Wu Peng's grandson first.
Looking down and seeing Qiqi wearing a skirt, I reached out and tore it, and the side of the skirt became a strip of cloth, which tied Wu Peng up firmly.
"Brother, why did this kid beat you?" Mu Zi kicked the grandson to his knees on one leg.
I waved at him, "That's not the point, brother, it's behind you." After speaking, I kicked Wu Peng a few times towards the key part, and the guy fainted directly to the ground.
Mu Zi let go of his hand and looked behind me along my line of sight, and suddenly, the expression on his face could be used as an emoji.
He was more exaggerated than me, and his big mouth directly became an "O" shape, and he couldn't close it for a long time.
Looking at Qiqi again, standing motionless in place, it is estimated that he had already seen the dragon body when Mu Zi and Wu Peng were fighting.
As if to set off the tense atmosphere at this time, the golden dragon let out a low dragon groan, and two big dragon eyes stared at me. It is estimated that the tonic that I am about to come to my mouth has been rescued, and the real dragon is really unhappy.
"Brother...... Is it barking? Mu Zi finally closed his mouth, but he could clearly hear the chattering of his upper and lower teeth in his voice.
I nodded mechanically, "Yes, Long Yin, I've had a long experience in my life." ”
Not to mention that it was still a woman who couldn't hold her breath at a critical time, just when we were almost muttering to ourselves, Qiqi behind him "whooped", "Mom, dragon......" The huge voice echoed in the empty community, and the echo lasted for a long time.
Finally, the dragon raised its head, and the whole body of the dragon shook, and another long, low dragon groan pierced through both ears and reached the sky.
Oh no, this guy, I guess it's going to move.
was also called back to the soul by the howl of Qiqi, and I pulled Mu Zi and ran. I couldn't help but scold my mother in my heart: It's really special and there is nothing to say. Qiqi, can this girl say hello before calling? Anyway, let our buddies be prepared. This dragon can fly, can a human leg outrun it at such a short distance?
Fear is fear, but I was still curious about what the dragon flying in the air looked like, and I couldn't help but look behind me, and finally let me see what the first two words in "Dragon Flying Phoenix Dance" were all about. With this guy's body, I guess throwing me in my mouth is not enough to stuff my teeth.
After the dragon stretched out its body, the dragon's head was already only two meters away from us. The scales of the twisting and writhing dragon shone golden in the middle of the night, and the dragon's claws beneath it were glowing. The most incredible thing for me is that although this dragon head has two big eyes, this does not prevent its facial features from looking like a human face as a whole. I only felt that the majestic look on that face made people feel inviolable.
Could it be that the true dragon emperors mentioned in ancient times, that is, those emperors, are really the human bodies that these dragons have become?
Thinking about it like this, my steps slowed down by half a beat, and I saw that the dragon's mouth reached my ass.
It's over, I've lived for twenty-five years, and my flesh and blood are used to feed the dragon, so it's worth dying a little bit, right?