Chapter 038: A Man Disguises Himself as a Woman
Staring at the silhouette of that person, I felt strange. But for a while, I couldn't say anything strange. But I soon realized that it was his walking posture that was all too familiar.
Stepping!
Walking with his feet at every step is Li Xiwen's habit.
Could it be that he is Li Xiwen?
The height is also similar.
The figure is also like.
It's just that if this person is Li Xiwen, why does he want to wear a woman's coat?
Does this society still need men to dress up as women?
But if not, where did Li Xiwen go? Did he go to the classroom so early to study his math problem? He's not that studious.
I couldn't help but stop at the door of my dorm room and forgot to continue reading English.
It's close. It's closer. Yu Huihui and the others walked to the toilet from different directions.
I suddenly felt like I was a little perverted too. How can you pay so much attention to girls going to the toilet? If the senior in the third year of junior high school noticed my actions, I don't know what he would think of me.
Fortunately, the person in the red condom went to the toilet first, and entered the women's toilet, so my worries were relieved.
That person is naturally not Li Xiwen. Originally, Li Xiwen's figure looked like a girl in height and fatness. As for the footsteps, perhaps by coincidence. Maybe there are quite a few people who walk on their feet, but I don't pay attention.
I was able to read English with peace of mind.
But I hadn't read a word of English yet, and the action on the other side of the toilet caught my attention again.
The three people who entered the women's toilet actually came out of the toilet at the same time, but Yu Huihui and Chu Huoyu stood on either side of the person wearing the infrared condom, and each of them pulled one of the person's ears with one hand.
Tap, tap. Oops, it hurts me, please be gentle. This is Li Xiwen's voice.
My hunch was really validated. The person in the infrared suit was really Li Xiwen.
In this way, he disguised himself as a woman in order to infiltrate the women's toilet, in order to achieve his obscene purpose.
I quickly ran to the toilet.
"Oops, you misunderstood, you misunderstood. Li Xiwen, you fool, you won't really take my words seriously, right? ”
Li Xiwen looked at me. Two female classmates also looked at me.
"What do you mean?" Yu Huihui asked.
"I joked with Li Xiwen last night, this, you know, we men are sometimes very boring, very boring. By the way, you guys put Li Xiwen's ears first. ”
"No, this sissy is so obscene." Yu Huihui said.
"Oh, didn't I tell you? It was a misunderstanding. Oh, you see I'm nervous, I can't speak clearly. Hey, I'll just say it directly, I made a bet with Li Xiwen. Really, it was a bet. "Just now, I was already thinking about how to "rescue" Li Xiwen.
"A bet?" Chu Huoyu looked at me.
"What bet?" Yu Huihui didn't believe me at all.
Li Xiwen also looked at me suspiciously.
"I made a bet with Li Xiwen last night, and I said that if he dared to go into the women's bathroom, I would treat him to breakfast this morning. It's just that I'm so embarrassed, this gamble is too obscene. "I deliberately scratched my head and looked embarrassed.
"Hmph, I'm being hurt by you now." Li Xiwen understood what I meant and immediately cooperated. "Look, I'm still being caught dressed like this."
"Will you make this bet?" Yu Huihui asked rhetorically. They reduced the intensity of pinching Li Xiwen's ears, and Li Xiwen moved slightly and broke free.
"It's to blame that Jin Yong's martial arts novel, haven't you read it, it's very good, "Smiling Proud Jianghu", there are six ghostly people, very funny, like spoofs. Li Xiwen said that he was even more good at spoofing, I didn't believe it, and I wanted to crook him, so I made this bet. ”
Li Xiwen continued: "Yes, yes, I just thought that someone outside our classroom lost a red jacket. In martial arts novels, it's not always a woman dressed as a man and a man dressed as a woman, so I planned to go to a man dressed as a woman and mix into the women's toilet to earn a breakfast, but I didn't expect to be found out by you. Li Xiwen's reaction was so fast.
"Is there really no other intention?" Yu Huihui was skeptical.
"What are the intentions in this broad daylight? Do you think Li Xiwen will have any intentions? I asked rhetorically.
"How dare I have any intentions." Li Xiwen's motherly flavor is even stronger.
"That seems like we're overthinking. However, you are too exaggerated to be a sissy, and you will not hesitate to ruin yourself for breakfast. Yu Huihui said disdainfully.
"It's heavy, it's heavy. By the way, I have already lost the bet, are the two female classmates interested in going together? I changed the subject. If I continue to entangle, I'm afraid I'll be exposed. Also, it must be indecent for Li Xiwen to stand near the toilet all the time.
"No, I don't have breakfast with such a lewd person. Fire Jade, let's go. ”
"Where are you going?"
"Go back to your dorm."
"We haven't used the toilet yet, we're all suffocating."
"I'm holding it tight, too."
"Then you go to the toilet quickly, I can't afford to pay for it." I say.
The two female classmates giggled.
Li Xiwen and I walked quickly to the classroom. Li Xiwen took off the infrared sleeve and grabbed it in his hand as he walked.
When I arrived at the classroom, I closed the door and punched Li Xiwen in the chest.
"Oh my god, you're crazy, why are you beating me?" Li Xiwen covered his chest. My punch is not a false one.
"Why did you hit you? Fuck people like you just owe a beating. I can't tell how hot it is, "How ridiculous, do you know how ridiculous you are?!" ”
"You keep your voice down, you give me a voice quieter."
"Scared now? You weren't scared before? I really can't figure it out, Li Xiwen, and said that he listened to my persuasion. I said I didn't see you early in the morning, and you did this behind my back. It's really a lot of lust. I spoke in a crushed voice.
"I was wrong. I'm sorry, I was so wrong. It's not that I don't listen to your advice," Li Xiwen shook my arm, "If you're still angry, give me another punch, okay?" I'm a ghost. ”
"It's a lust obsession."
"Yes, yes, it's a lust obsession. It's really that kind of thought that can't be eliminated, so I thought of sneaking into the women's toilet, and it was just to see, and there was no other meaning. I thought ......"
"Why do you think so?" My anger went down a bit.
"I thought they wouldn't recognize me. When they came out, it would be fine, and then I slipped quietly back into the dormitory, unaware that they would recognize me as soon as they entered. ”
"Do you still feel sorry?"
"No, no, no, no, not really. It's good to have you. I said you're my best friend. Li Xiwen put his hand on my shoulder, close to me.
I dodged away.
"What do you mean? Don't treat me as a brother anymore? ”
"I don't treat you as a brother, and I still help you out of the siege like this? It's just Li Xiwen, I warn you, you really can't have a next time. I warned you that if you let the school know about this kind of thing, you will be expelled. I've been expelled from school. ”
"Thank you, thank you. Let's go, let's go for breakfast, I invite you. ”
"You should have breakfast for a month."
We walked out of the classroom.
Li Xiwen threw the red jacket out of the back window of the classroom. Thinking of that funny scene just now, I suddenly wanted to laugh again. People in society are really full of wonders.
The sun has risen higher. It should be past seven o'clock to see the position of the sun. The junior high school student who was reading in the morning didn't know where to go.
Silence all the way.
"I said Zheng Qihang, do you think that junior high school student will talk nonsense?" Li Xiwen was the first to break the silence.
"He won't care about your."
"We're so noisy, he won't pay attention?" Li Xiwen is still a little uneasy. He was only now starting to worry about it.
"Pay attention, he will definitely pay attention. But he is a person who only reads the books of the sages, and will not continue to pay attention. Anyway, a few of us are classmates, and he doesn't think much about it. What's wrong, scared? "I'm kind of gloating.
"It's a scary. My parents knew that I was expelled from school for this, and they would have beaten me to death. They won't tell the head teacher about it, will they? ”
"Who?"
"Yu Huihui and Chu Huoyu. Who else? There was no one else in the toilet. ”
"No," I said with certainty, "they still take my word for it." ”
"By the way, how did you come up with such a good reason? I was blindsided at first. ”
"You can think of such a strange act, how come I can't make up such a good reason?"
"Look, look, it's spurring me on again. I really admire you. You are not only righteous but also resourceful. All I thought was 'it's over', and I didn't expect you to save my reputation with a few words." ”
We have arrived at the school gate. From afar, I saw the proprietress of the breakfast shop busy.
"Don't compliment me too much, just be a little more sensible in the future." I patted Li Xiwen on the shoulder, which was another warning to him.
"I'm not going to do this kind of stupid thing again. Or are you right, just go straight to chase her, it's not wrong to like someone, right? ”
"You wouldn't have had this embarrassment if you had listened to me earlier?"
We have arrived at the door of the breakfast shop. We each ordered a bowl of dumplings.
We sat down face to face at the table.
"Let me ask you one more thing, Zheng Qihang, I think you have too much experience, I'm so curious, will your expulsion from school have anything to do with your liking a certain girl?"
"Can't stop your mouth if there's something to eat?"
"To say that is to admit it. I said, why are you so old-fashioned? Hey, Zheng Qihang, isn't you wearing a jade ring on your middle finger? Li Xiwen suddenly became excited.
"What?"
Li Xiwen moved his stool to lean towards me, and he reached out and touched the raised sarcoma, "Strange, it's a tumor." How can there be such a tumor? There's also a bulge. ”
Before I could respond to him, he said again: "I noticed it a long time ago, and I always thought it was a jade ring, just like the jade pendant you wore around your neck, but I didn't expect it to be a tumor." Is it innate? ”
I realized what made Li Xiwen excited. I couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
I stared straight at Hao Junqi's fingers holding the flower. "I said Kiki, when did you bring the ring?"
"Rings? What ring? Hao Junqi was puzzled.
"Don't you have a ring on your finger?"
"Huh? When did I put on my ring? Hao Junqi's eyes widened. She used her other hand to take the ring, but no matter how she took the flesh-colored ring, she couldn't take it off, "Brother, I can't take it off at all, it seems to be stuck to the flesh." ”
I reached out and fetched it. The ring was soft, soft, originally a ring-shaped sarcoma, stuck to the finger. There is also a small notch in the meat ring.
"Strange, brother, don't you have one on your finger?" Hao Junqi shouted.
Sure enough, I also had a ring sarcoma on the middle finger of my left hand, which was like wearing a flesh-colored ring. I have a small bump on this meat ring.
Notch? Bulge?
Doesn't that correspond to the two halves of the stone pillars? They also have a notch and a bump respectively!
I looked up at the notches and bulges on the uneven stone wall, and then at the notches and bulges on the ring-like sarcoma on Hao Junqi and my hand, and I couldn't figure it out.
Is there some mysterious connection between this?