The man in the basement was frankly, I've never seen before, it was a woman, she was dirty, her long hair looked unkempt, like a bird's nest, and on the whole, she looked like a beggar. But when I looked closer, I realized that she looked about the same age as me.

When she saw us come in, the woman was still smiling at us, and she didn't know what to laugh at.

Seeing that I looked at her in a daze, Han Feiyan said to me: "Her name is Li Xin, and the village calls her a stupid aunt." ”

"Silly aunt? You say she's a fool? I looked at her incredulously.

"That's right, she's a fool, but she used to be a beautiful and well-behaved girl, because when she got married at the age of eighteen, she came into contact with a man who behaved a little badly, so she had a nervous breakdown, and finally became this crazy and stupid look."

"Oh! So what are you taking me to see her for? After listening to Han Feiyan's introduction, I asked again.

"Silly Aunt was brought to the basement the day before yesterday, because she is a fool, so few people in the village pay attention to her, and even if she walks to the witch's side, the witch is far away from her, afraid of being dirty, and does not want to be next to her, which makes her the most conspicuous in the village, but also the least targeted. Because the silly aunt is crazy and stupid, no one will be surprised that she does anything in the village. And few people pay attention to her, even if she dies, even if she disappears for half a month, no one will feel strange. ”

"No, how do I feel it...... Never mind! Just say what you mean!

I seemed to understand something when I heard Han Feiyan's words.

"I mean, if you want to haunt the village, you have to have an identity that hides people's eyes, you can't do it in general, but if you are asked to pretend to be a stupid girl, make yourself stupid, and have a dirty face, I will give you a little more makeup, so that you will not only be able to move easily, but also be less suspicious of others."

"What? Let me play a fool? it! Are you mistaken? Let me, such a smart man, play a fool? Isn't that funny? What's more, it's still a female idiot,! I'm not going to do it! ”

Anyway, when I heard Han Feiyan ask me to pretend to be this fool, I became angry in an instant.

"This is the best I can think of, you pretend to be a fool outside, and I imprison the fool here, and let her eat and drink, the best of both worlds. Otherwise, if you have any good ways to make things easier for you, you name it, and I will listen to you. ”

"I have ...... What can I do? But even if I can't help it, you can't let me play a fool, right? It's too boring! "I'm not convinced.

"When is it? Are you still thinking about yourself? You've been closed from the ghost gate for several laps, and you still can't see this? Are you acting or not acting? "Han Feiyan was a little anxious in front of me rarely.

"Look at you, what are you anxious about? Isn't that upset! Isn't it just to play the role of a silly girl! God, I'll just play it! ”

Hearing me say this, Han Feiyan smiled at me, and followed her to me and replied: "You can act, then the time is urgent, let's not delay, from now on, you will stay here with the silly aunt for three days, and after three days, I will let the silly aunt wander around the village for two days, and then take her to this basement to raise her, and you will completely replace the silly aunt and act in this capacity in the village." ”

"Huh? I'm going to stay with her in this basement for three more days? Why? And as you know, I'm still wounded! "I don't quite understand.

"I will come to rub medicine on your injuries every day, they are all flesh wounds, and they are not in the way. I asked you to stay, of course, so that you can learn the stupid girl's every move! You know, you have to copy someone's every move, and staying together to observe her is the most effective way! ”

Hearing Han Feiyan say this, I think it's the same reason, although I am very unhappy, but now that the matter has come, I can only agree to it.

After I completely agreed, Han Feiyan didn't know where to find a set of dirty, torn clothes that were exactly the same as the silly aunt and threw them to me and asked me to change them.

Picking up the garment, I put it in front of my nose and sniffed it. Oops hey!

It's so delicious! The radish smell of Tingting's fart is even more delicious.

"Can I wear this dress? it! I asked, pinching my nose.

"Let you play a stupid girl, and not let you play the boss, some of them are good to wear, it doesn't matter what tastes bad, hurry up and put it on!" Han Feiyan urged me.

Hearing that she asked me to change my clothes, I finally gritted my teeth, and then took off my clothes in front of Han Feiyan, ready to change into this clothes.

I originally thought that I was like Han Feiyan anyway, and it was nothing to strip naked and change clothes in person. As for that silly girl, she is a fool, and there is no need to hide from her. But who knows, as soon as I stripped naked, the silly girl came over with a curious face, and then stabbed my second brother with her hand, and laughed silly.

"it!"

Seeing her like this, I screamed, followed me and quickly found a place to hide from her, and then hurriedly changed into this dirty and smelly clothes......

After I changed my clothes, Han Feiyan nodded and said to me, "It's a little silly to dress up, but it's almost funny." ”

"What do you mean?" I asked.

Seeing me ask, Han Feiyan grabbed a handful of dirt directly from the ground and wiped it on my face while I wasn't paying attention. By the time I reacted to it and wouldn't let her wipe it, my face was already dirty.

After Han Feiyan finished wiping, she said to me: "This is still like a meaning, you wait, I will give you and the silly aunt Zhang Luo to eat now." After saying that, Han Feiyan walked out.

Seeing Han Feiyan leave here, I thought about following along. But I know that what I have to do now is to learn from my silly aunt, and I can't go up with her.

It's so hard to learn from a fool, but there's no way, and if you catch up, that's all you can do.

Ten minutes later, Han Feiyan came down. This time she brought some food, but to the worst thing, she brought some leftovers, and they were all cold.

After the leftovers fell to the ground, the silly girl pounced frantically as if she had seen an abalone and lobster, and then she didn't think the ground was dirty, picked up the leftovers on the ground and devoured them.

I was so sick that I almost didn't throw up. When the silly girl was full, she found a corner, leaned there, and fell asleep.

"It's your turn." Han Feiyan said to me.

"I'll make up! You don't have to do that, right? Even if I act as a fool on it at that time, will I see people running around? You don't have to work so hard, do you? I looked at Han Feiyan with a depressed expression.

"That's true in theory, but in extraordinary times, if you need to do that, what do you do? So bear with me, eat and drink, and treat the food of this earth as a delicious meal! ”

"As a delicious meal? What do you mean by lightness! Damn!" I said something I didn't want to, but eventually I ate the food on the floor. I can't help it, I've been comforting myself in my heart, just when I'm being trained as special forces now, just when I'm on an undercover mission assigned to me by the state......"

For the next two days, I stayed with Silly Auntie, and I saw Silly Auntie catch some bugs in the basement to eat, and I even saw her catch a live mouse and bite it with a rock, which made me sick to watch! I can't imitate this kind of behavior, and I definitely won't imitate it.

During these two days, I mainly imitated her words and deeds, every move, and the posture of walking bent over or something. Although I can't learn that much in just two or three days, I've learned a little bit and I think I can still handle most of the scenes.

After three days, I was released by Han Feiyan, and even with my silly aunt. After the silly aunt came out, she was smuggled out of the house by Han Feiyan and let her roam freely in the village, while I stayed in Han Feiyan's house.

After I came out, I was going to take a shower and go to get rid of the dirty appearance on my body, but this was stopped by Han Feiyan, saying that I have only accumulated some ash in my body now, and there is some smell, which is not easy, let me not wash it indiscriminately, so that it can be more in line with the smell of the silly girl.

This made me angry, so I said angrily to Han Feiyan: "Why am I like this now, I dislike myself, am I still a human being?" I guess you want to be far away now? ”

Hearing me say this, Han Feiyan suddenly smiled, and then smiled at me and said, "Okay, don't complain, when you rescue my daughter, it's a big deal to let my daughter compensate you well......

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