As soon as it was dark, Ning Jun's car had already parked downstairs at Tong Ling's house, she deliberately went to the supermarket to buy two bottles of Jiang Xiaobai, a bucket of family-packed chocolate ice cream, a pound of Zhou Black Duck, and three pounds of dried fruit mixtures including pistachios, hazelnuts, cashew nuts, walnuts, melon seeds, and pine nuts, armed herself with plenty of food and alcohol, and prepared for a tough battle.

When Tong Ling opened the door, she was not surprised to see her big bag and small bag, after all, there was a dozen 1640 on the bar behind her, and all the things that beautiful girls should not eat during fat loss.

"Go change your clothes and take off your makeup." Tong Ling, who was wearing the most comfortable home clothes, ordered, "I'll put your pajamas in the bathroom." ”

This sentence can be said to be a first-level alert.

When removing makeup, in order to prevent yourself from crying like a panda, changing clothes is to at least keep your body comfortable in a state of extreme pain, so as not to wrinkle your clothes when you are hysterical and have to take care of them the next day.

Over the years, the alarm at this level has only sounded twice among them, once when Tong Ling was stabbed by the middle-aged greasy uncle Xiaosan, and the other time when Ning Jun was stabbed and framed at work and had to resign.

Ning Jun slapped the makeup remover cotton on his eyes, while secretly cheering himself up, encouraging himself to face everything bravely, and then talk about it after a round of collapse.

When she came out, Tong Ling was putting 2L of oolong tea and a large bucket of mineral water next to the coffee table, like a bird ready to sit and incubate eggs.

"I'm afraid you'll be dehydrated for a while." Tong Ling explained, "You sit first. ”

"Is it that serious?" Ning Jun was diluted by her exaggerated behavior, "Is he an alien?" ”

"I'd rather he be an alien." Tong Ling rolled her eyes and held up the ipad in her hand, "Octopus is fine, even if you can't immigrate to aliens, at least you can live a life of curiosity." ”

"I'm starting to get scared." Ning Jun sat cross-legged on the sofa, filled himself with a glass of beer, and took a sip of foam to suppress the shock.

"Look at it." Tong Ling pulled up the page and handed it to her, "It's easier than I imagined, and it's more amazing than I imagined." ”

Ning Jun took it, only to see an open forum, and the three big characters of Fengyue floated on the front of the page, and the page was specially searched for keywords, she glanced at it.

The time when the article was published was between the four years of Xu Douxiao University, and there were as many as 100 pages, she clicked on one casually, and found that it was a love based on her fiancé and Yuan Ben, and she clicked on another one, and it was the same content.

Ning Jun clicked one after another, and with the beautiful or white-eyed or lively or calm writing, he saw all kinds of love stories of Xu Yuan and the two people, college, work, ancient costumes, Republic of China, contemporary, near-future, realism, romanticism, magical realism, criminal investigation, supernatural, entertainment, fairy tales, giving birth to children, they are rivals, they fell in love at first sight, their childhood sweethearts, their forced marriage contract, their amnesia, car accidents, terminal illness, giving birth to children, all the types of love that can be thought of, They have all been staged more than three times in turn.

They were picked up with the same style, pickpocketed class schedules, pickpocketed self-study, pickpocketed snacks and drinks brought to each other, and they had a special pink collection and photo building. Ning Jun thought for a moment that what she saw was the traffic cp of a pair of popular TV series, and she had reason to believe that if she looked at the comments carefully, she would definitely be able to see only fans, mother's fans, girlfriend fans and black fans.

"What is this?" Ning Jun was so shocked.

Tong Ling, who had already been shocked for a round, seemed much calmer: "The forum of Xu Douxiao's alma mater. Their school is really active and pioneering.,This is a hidden section.,It just so happens that my sister is an active member of the school.,Have reading permission.,The little girl thinks about it.,I interviewed Xu Dou Xiao's name in the wind and moon.,And then it came out.。 ”

Ning Jun tried to change the keyword: "That doesn't mean anything, you are engaged in entertainment, is this kind of cp still rare?" Two good-looking young men can cause screams when they stand together, not to mention that they are still good friends, you see, there are Xu Douxiao and Gu Yue, Su Rui and Tian Yu, Tian Yu and Yuan Ben. I understand what all 0708 members mean, isn't it their student union? ”

"That's what I thought at first, but look at this." Tong Ling took the Ipad and changed the interface, and called up a table, "I grabbed the CP data of the past ten years, although this plate is very active, there are a total of 96 pairs of CPs, but the popularity of Xu Douxiao and Yuan Ben's pair is much higher than others." We now look at RPS culture or CP literature and take it for granted, that's the result of film and television dissemination and the development of the Internet, the click-through rate of a program can be hundreds of millions, and there can be tens of thousands of forwards for a casual big V's fandom creation, what a base is this, and there is deliberate marketing promotion. The popularity of the campus forum cannot be realized, there is no promotion, and there is no need for them to operate, isn't it doubtful that they can have such a high popularity? ”

"We also had it at the time, from the Internet......"

Tong Ling interrupted her pale rebuttal: "That kind of person is a self-promotion that all come out openly and work hard. I've checked, whether it's from the Internet or the old waves, Xu Douxiao and Yuan Ben didn't have the slightest ambiguous speech, what is it that supports the little girls to be cute for four years and continue to produce steadily? ”

“……”

"They both even have games." Tong Ling sighed and said angrily, "Although I couldn't download it and play it, but judging from the strategy of the forum, it is the kind of love strategy game where dog food and dog blood are sprinkled together, and no one under my hands makes this kind of game." What a tired of them in the real world! ”

Tong Ling simply filled Jiang Xiaobai with a mouthful of cups, and turned another page with the nuts.

"Ning, we have been good sisters for twenty years, and we have come all the way, it stands to reason that the little girl's girlfriend is tired enough, will you do the financial accounts of our class for me? Listen to this paragraph. Tong Ling read a speech at the forum with emotion, from "Rational Discussion of the Real Xu Yuan Relationship", "In his sophomore year, Xu Douxiao helped Yuan Ben do all the accounts in the class. Last time we went to barbecue, I heard him call Xu Douxiao to ask how much money was in the card, Xu Douxiao told him over there to put away the receipts for supermarket purchases, and remember to ask for tickets when renting tools. Yuan Ben has been very well-behaved all the time, I know. ”

Ning Jun didn't speak, she had already drunk two bottles of beer, and was about to attack the third bottle, she didn't even look at the IPad in Tong Ling's hand, as if it was some kind of document from hell.

"There is also this paragraph, the two of them went to practice "Goldfish Breeding and Appreciation" in their junior year" Tong Ling chewed the almonds and creaked, "Let me talk about this course specifically, for the all-round development of morality, intellect and physique, doesn't our school require at least five college courses?" In addition to enthusiasts, people rarely choose the agricultural college in Area F, and this course I took is even more wonderful, it was actually on a Saturday afternoon, and I really wouldn't choose it as a last resort. Except for the first class, when there are rarely more than 10 people in the class, it is a large classroom of more than 100 people! I just ended a relationship during that time, life is better than death, usually I have classes, and I will recall the bits and pieces of being with him on the weekend. In order to get rid of the shadow of the past, I decided to go to class every week and let the beautiful little goldfish heal my heartache. As a result, I found that Yuan Ben and Xu Douxiao also took this class into full attendance without fail. ”

On Saturday afternoon, two people who looked like that went hand in hand to the Diaojiao Teaching Building in the distant southern district to attend the "Goldfish Breeding and Appreciation" of the Agricultural College, and they were full attended. Is it because they both love goldfish? ”

"Maybe it's ......" Ning Jun hugged the pillow and made a final struggle, "Xu Douxiao, he, he's a little strange." ”

"Don't be stupid!" Tong Ling, who had drunk the wine, did not have a light or heavy hand, slapped her on the back of the head, and called her head to the pillow, "I'm afraid that he is not diversified in the circle of friends, but he himself is diverse!" No matter how much you love him, no matter how dedicated you are, you can't ruin the rest of your life on someone who will never love you. ”

“…… What should I do? Ning Jun sobbed quietly, "I'm so scared, I'm afraid that what you said is true, but I'm also afraid that we misunderstood him." ”

"Go check it!" Tong Ling bared her tongue, "I'll accompany you to check, let's check him clearly, I want to see if the two of them are goldfish lovers or in love!" ”

In love, of course.

Seven years ago.

When applying for elective courses, Yuan Ben paid attention, they were already in their third year, their coursework was heavy, internships were coming one after another, and the graduate school entrance examination was just around the corner. Although the work of the student union has been handed over one after another, it is still difficult for the time of the two people to get together, and Yuan Ben can only make a fuss in elective courses.

The course of the College of Agriculture has always been unpopular, the place of the class is far from saying, the time is still very tricky, Yuan Ben chose to come and go, and watched the Saturday afternoon "Goldfish Breeding and Appreciation", slept lazy in the morning, had a meal together at noon, went to class slowly, found a position by the window in the lecture hall, outside the window is the vegetable field and orchard of the College of Agriculture, the breeze blows, the trees rustle, the insects and birds chirp, a pastoral scenery, it is the best place to date.

Where does Xu Douxiao know his thoughts, only when he forgets the time of the elective course, there is no way to be assigned, but with his lover by his side, even if he talks about the postpartum care of the sow, it doesn't hurt, he can still make the class a full attendance.

On this day, the weather was fine, the white clouds in the sky were all beckoning contemporary college students to go out and enjoy life to the fullest, there were less than a dozen people scattered in the hundred-person lecture hall, and the teachers in the class were not of any nature, playing "Jaws" on the big screen. Xu Douxiao has already watched it three times, and at this time he is spreading out the book to brush up on the question, Yuan Ben has never seen this classic horror movie, so he put the book aside and read it.

Although Yuan Ben looks like he is not afraid of ghosts and gods, he actually has the most sensitive reaction to all sudden sound and light special effects, and he is a real thriller. It's just that at the moment, he can't run away because of an old film from the last century, and besides, he is reluctant to bury his head in writing Xu Douxiao on the side.

He's just getting closer, getting closer and closer.

Xu Douxiao knowingly stretched out his free left hand and held Yuan Ben under the table.

Yuan Ben felt his temperature, smiled lightly, and didn't take his eyes off the screen, just pinched his little finger, in the next two hours, Xu Douxiao could know the direction of the movie by relying on the feeling of his left hand, when it was thrilling and when it was relaxed, it all depended on the strength of Yuan Ben holding him.

He fell asleep in this loose and tight contact, and when he awoke, the sun was already in the west, and Yuan Ben was reading a Schopenhauer's book. Their hands were still holding and placed in Yuan Ben's pockets.

"Why didn't you wake me up?" Xu Douxiao was a little embarrassed.

"You're so tired, your eyes are blue." Yuan Ben put the bookmark away, tilted his head to look at him and smiled, and tapped his finger at the bottom of his eyes, "It's always good to sleep for a while." ”

When Yuan Ben was with him, he always subconsciously popped out a lot of tone words, ah, la, ah, faintly coquettish, with his rare smile, like the most precious treasure in the world, Xu Douxiao was reluctant to show it to anyone.

Xu Douxiao: "It's tiring to sit like this all the time." ”

"How can I get tired when I'm with you." Yuan Bentan was frank and gentle and gentle, "Are you tired?" ”

Xu Douxiao's face turned red when he said it, and he could only reply softly: "I won't either." ”