Chapter 003: Hell yes
Our town is called "Wujiatun", and the people in the whole town are surnamed Wu.
"Master... Father... What, come here, oh mom, you...... "I wanted to take a few steps to get to my grandfather, but these feet became soft-legged shrimps, and my teeth kept colliding up and down.
Seeing a ghost in broad daylight made me lose three souls and seven souls, and what was even more terrifying was that my grandfather, who had been with me for more than 20 years, actually looked in the direction of Wu Lao Er and said to me happily, "You really saw Wu Lao Er?" ”
It's not, it's... What does this mean? Dare to love this old man who always knew that there was a legless Wu Lao Er floating in the room? Otherwise, how would he know that the ghost I saw was Wu Laoer? It turns out that this old man is really not a fool of people, you can see ghosts here.
"What, master, you...... It's a human or a ghost. "Oh mom, who made me have no mother to rely on? I strangled it, and my crotch was already wet.
Grandpa dropped the wreath in his hand and turned on the light, there was a light in front of me, Wu Lao Er finally disappeared from my eyes, but ushered in Grandpa's disdainful little eyes.
"That's all you fucking have the guts? Don't say it's my old Wu's grandson when you go out. Hey? Does this still scare the pee? It's not a shame. He looked at my crotch and snorted.
"No, master, you can really see those things, or you really have two brushes...... "Holding on to the wall, he finally straightened his waist, but his legs were still a little wobble, and he wanted to pat the old man's ass when he couldn't see the ghost at this moment, but he didn't finish speaking......
"Wu Laoer, you stay away from my grandson, it's too close to break his longevity. Don't you just want a few ingots, I'll burn them for you tonight, go and go, hurry up. "Grandpa waved his big fist and rushed behind me for a whoa.
What? Wu Lao Er hasn't left yet, just behind me? Mom, my little heart really can't stand it, my pants are peeing, next time I should ...... Gotcha, while you haven't yet, dizzy.
In fact, I was really scared enough, I couldn't wake up with my eyes closed......
When I woke up again, it was already early the next morning, lying on the small bed in the store, slowly opening a crack, and turning around the shop.
"Awake? Hurry up, the shroud shop next door asks for two wreaths to send over. ”
The grandson next door? By the way, I remembered when I mentioned him, Ya is simply a mourning star, why did I see the hell as soon as he came?
Hey? No, I suddenly remembered that the grandson looked like he was staring at me and said, "Hell in broad daylight." Dare to love him, he actually saw Wu Lao'er? This is a meeting with a peer.
"Master, the grandson next door can also see ghosts, really." I almost swore to God with three fingers. Our town is not big, don't come to grab a job. Grandpa said all day long that I was the mother who ushered in the snow, but I saw that I was almost 24 years old, and I didn't see any special skills, so we just pointed to this small shop to live.
The old man looked up at me, and there was a little look of disdain.
Gotcha, when I didn't say it.
"Master, take me to the Confucius Temple another day to burn incense and worship the Buddha." Remembering that I was scared by a ghost and peed my pants before, I was embarrassed. What does the old Wu family do? The onmyoji who exorcises ghosts and exorcises evil spirits, was scared by a ghost and peed his pants, and said that he would go out and smash his signboard.
The small town I live in is a big rural area, and I actually yearn for city life. Hehe, because the girls there will wear skirts, and under the skirts are slippery white legs, which are eye-catching. However, the family is poor, let alone living in the city, even the fare for a long trip can make this old man feel distressed for a long time.
Fortunately, every year on the fifteenth day of July, the old man would take me to the Confucius Temple on the edge of the Qinhuai River, thousands of miles away, to burn incense and worship the Buddha. Don't look at him usually old and unserious, but as soon as he entered the Confucius Temple, he was very pious, kneeling on the ground and muttering in his mouth that he could speak for a long time.
Who knows, as soon as I said that I was going to the Confucius Temple to burn incense to get rid of bad luck, the old man smiled weirdly, "Good grandson, do you know what I take you to the temple to burn incense for every year?" ”
"Why?" Looking at the folds on this old man's face were about to laugh together, and even the little triangular eyes were about to narrow into a slit, I couldn't help but shudder, I always felt that this old man didn't hold back any good fart.
The old man said, "Burn incense and worship the Buddha to ask you to see the hell soon, hehe, hehe...... "Emma, the old man laughed so badly.
"Are you alright, old man? I'm your own grandson. "I suspect that I was picked up from some mass grave by him.
When Grandpa heard me say this, he stopped what he was doing, squatted on the ground, and smoked his dry tobacco pouch. I don't even know how many times I've talked about him for this dry tobacco bag. Our shop is full of paper objects, and a little cigarette can burn down the whole street.
"Let's go, put on our pants, and let's go to the door together." Grandpa stood up and slammed the ashes from the cigarette pouch and pot into the sole of his shoe.
I knew he wanted to go next door to find out, but as soon as he got up, he heard a knock on the door. "Who's in the morning?" I lifted my pants and impatiently reached for the door.
"Ah, pervert." As soon as I opened the door, I was scolded coldly, and the voice was the little rabbit cub next door yesterday.
Yesterday's account hasn't been cleared yet, and today you came to the door to provoke? I pulled the door open with both hands, but forgot that my pants hadn't been lifted yet. This was followed by a deafening scream. "Ahh Mom, you see he's so shameless. With that, he hid behind his mother.
What the fuck am I...... Don't you just drop your pants, what's the hypocrisy of all big men? Look at the forty or fifty-year-old middle-aged beauty standing on the steps, although her face has been invaded by the years, it is not difficult to see that she must have been a big beauty when she was young.
Well, let's put on our pants first. Isn't there a few days left for my birthday, the old man prepared red pants for me early, and now this image is indeed a bit spicy.
The commotion at the door drew the old man over.
The old man was short enough to reach my shoulder, tiptoeing, craned his neck to see the person standing at the door, and pulled me aside, "Yo, this is not the big girl next door, come into the house, come in and sit down for a while." ”
I was sweating for a while.
This old man just doesn't have a long memory, he hasn't met yesterday, how does he know it's the big sister next door? It's clear that the voyeur is coming. In the past, when the next door was still a clothing store, the old man often liked to peek at the two people next door to do that, and I knew where the hole in the wall was.
"Is it Uncle Wu? I heard that you are a famous living god in this town. Under the warm greeting of her grandfather, the woman pulled the little rabbit cub behind her into the house.
Her voice exudes the delicate spirit of a Jiangnan woman, her speech is neither humble nor arrogant, and her tone and tone are just right.
When Grandpa heard that someone was complimenting him like this, his waist straightened up a lot, "Hehe, I don't dare to say it, but my old man knows a little bit about red and white ceremonies." ”
As soon as the woman heard this, she quickly pulled the boy behind her and knelt down, "Uncle Wu will tell you the truth, our girls are not here to open a shop in the town at all, but to ask you to save your life." "The woman knelt down like this, and scared me and the old man.
How do you say that?
Before we could react, the woman continued, "I know your rules, except for this strange thing in Wujiatun Town, you never take on outside work. But my kid... Alas. Thinking about it, I thought about whether I should rent a store on this street, so that we can be considered from the town, right? At this, the woman began to wipe away her tears, but the boy behind her looked up stubbornly.
Grandpa hurriedly stepped forward to help the woman in front of him, "You have a heart to think of this step, let's talk about it, what's wrong with this child?" Grandpa took out the cigarette pouch and pot again, and he never drank in front of outsiders.
The woman probably didn't know how to speak, but she took out a small brocade box from her close-fitting pocket, and when she opened it, it contained round objects that were almost cotton-shaped, crystal clear, emitting a strange blue light in the dim room.