Chapter 82: Are You a Pig?
"You need to exercise..."Seeing this scene, Bai Mu couldn't help but be a little speechless.
"Aren't we exercising every day?" The little fat man on the side got up from the bed and argued: "During this time, we are either playing mahjong or fighting the landlord, which is not only a physical exercise but also a mental exercise!" Speaking of which, the little fat man was also very coquettish and made a card drawing action.
"......" Shiraki rolled his eyes helplessly, not wanting to pay attention to him.
"Now that Shiraki is back, let's go do something, shall we? It's not fun to stay in the dormitory all the time! Xiao Ning also sat up from the bed, rubbed his hands and looked forward to it.
Hearing this, the little fat man suddenly became interested, and took the lead in raising his hands in approval, recommending: "Why don't we continue to play billiards?" I haven't won enough yet! Just take today's opportunity to win back what you lost yesterday! ”
The idea of the little fat man is very simple, it is just to change himself from a debtor to a debtor!
Take 10,000 steps back, even if you don't ask for so much, you have to reduce your debts!
"Come on, huh? If it weren't for Shiraki, could you win? Sun Yicheng glanced at him and said with disdain without hesitation. It is worthy of growing up wearing a pair of pants, and it is ruthless to damage this little fat man.
The little fat man choked suddenly, not knowing what to answer.
"It's okay to play billiards..."At this time, Xie Mingxiang, who had been watching coldly, finally responded positively.
"Hah!" The little fat man was immediately happy, "Boss Xie agreed, what else can you say?" I really didn't expect that there would be people who killed themselves. What does it mean to be defeated and defeated? That's it! ”
Xie Mingxiang glanced at him, and said in a good time: "What's the hurry?" I'm not done yet! It's okay to play billiards, but you can't let Shiraki play for you, and if you want to reduce your debts, you have to rely on your own skills. ”
"Huh?" Hearing this, the little fat man was stunned for a moment, without Bai Mu's help, where could he win? When the time comes, let alone reduce your debts, maybe it will increase a lot! Isn't this self-inflicted?
But the little fat man is the little fat man, in terms of IQ, he may not be as good as everyone here, but if it is about conspiracy, none of these people present may be his opponent.
With a roll of his eyes, the little fat man suddenly made up his mind in his heart, and deliberately coughed lightly twice and said, "Hey, Boss Xie, you won't be afraid of losing, right?" It's no wonder that with Shiraki's technique, it is estimated that if you really want to fight, your title of God of War will soon change hands, right? Hey, how good he is at playing billiards, isn't he defeated in the hands of Bai Mu? ”
Hearing this, Xie Mingxiang suddenly lost his temper: "Fight, fight!" What's the big deal? But I agree, Shiraki doesn't necessarily agree, right? Don't believe me? If you can really ask Bai Mu to help you, then I will admit it! ”
I have to say that for a person with strong self-esteem like Xie Mingxiang, the agitation method is still very effective. I have to admit that the little fat man's trick is really perfect!
Hey! It's done! The little fat man was overjoyed, and immediately hugged Bai Mu's shoulders very enthusiastically, and said proudly: "Do you still need to ask?" With such a good relationship between the two of us, he would never refuse my request! Isn't that right, Shiraki? ”
"That's not right!" Bai Mu shook his head without hesitation, "I really don't want to help you fight this game!" ”
"Uh..." the little fat man was stunned.
"Poof! Hahahaha! Xie Mingxiang and the others suddenly burst into laughter, and laughed out loud one by one. What does it mean to fall from heaven to hell? That's an obvious example!
There is a saying, by the way, this is called the evil of heaven, it is forgivable, it is self-inflicted, and it cannot be lived!
"What? Do you want to play billiards? Xie Mingxiang asked rhetorically.
"Uh... Forget it! It's not interesting to play billiards all the time, isn't it, Boss Xie? The little fat man smiled wryly.
"Really?" Xie Mingxiang couldn't help laughing, and spread his hands with a little regret: "But I think it's good to play billiards!" Not only can you win the opportunity to rectify the person, but also cultivate your sentiments, isn't this a double win? ”
"......" The little fat man wilted, hid in a corner and didn't speak.
"Why don't we go to an Internet café and play games?" Sun Yicheng suggested, "It's been a long time since we've played games together, and I really miss that feeling. ”
"Cut! Boring! Xiao Ning gave him a middle finger and asked rhetorically, "Do you know what to say?"
"How?" Sun Yicheng asked.
"The Internet café has sat in five consecutive seats, and it has never won!"
"Not really, right?" Sun Yicheng had no choice but to support his forehead.
"Of course! If you don't believe it, ask Boss Xie and Bai Mu! Xiao Ning said.
"What do you mean?" Sun Yicheng looked at the two and asked.
Xie Mingxiang glanced at him with disdain and said, "You Internet addicted teenager, can you just go online every day, is this interesting?" Can your brain have anything else? Is it all made of binary? ”
"You're a bit ruthless..."Sun Yicheng was powerless to refute.
"Damn! This doesn't work, that doesn't work, so what do you say you're going to do? "Sun Yicheng is finally on fire.
"I don't know!" Xiao Ning spread his hands very dryly.
“……”
"That..." The little fat man on the side suddenly poked his head out and raised his hand weakly: "It's noon, why don't we go to eat and drink some wine first?" Anyway, Boss Xie is so rich, let's go out together and be chic! ”
"I'm sorry, the landlord's family has no surplus grain." Xie Mingxiang shook his head.
"How is that possible?" The little fat man shouted in surprise: "You big tyrant still have no money?"
"There was one, but you ate it all last night!" When he mentioned this, Xie Mingxiang was angry.
"Then you don't have to eat too well! Just find a place to grab a bite to eat! The little fat man took a step back.
"Are you a pig?" Xie Mingxiang finally got angry, "How do you know how to eat?" ”
"Really!" Xiao Ning echoed, "After eating so much last night, our digestive system is not as good as yours. Are you hungry? ”
"Not hungry!" Sun Yicheng was the first to jump out.
"What about you?" Xiao Ning looked at the others again.
"I'm not hungry!" Sun Yicheng and Bai Mu shook their heads at the same time.
"Alright then," the little fat man wilted, "shall you continue the discussion?" ”
So, everyone started brainstorming about where to play again.
After a heated discussion that lasted several hours and ruled out thousands of suggestions, it was decided that... Continue to stay in the dormitory and play mahjong...
"Shiraki, together!" After two fights, the little fat man who had been losing finally lost his patience and greeted Shiraki.
"Okay!" Shiraki nodded.
The crowd was shocked!