Chapter 268: The Most Romantic Thing

"See what? Uncle Security, what do you mean? ”

"You've seen it, you remember what you said!"

"Uncle security, can you tell me? Fate also depends on points, doesn't it? ”

"It's the tinkling thing on the ground!"

It turned out that it wasn't the bones of a dead man, but the statue outside the mall over here?

"Why did Pixiu's body shatter into the ground and bury it?"

What about the security guards?

Just as I was frowning and looking at the large area of Dead Man's Slope, the No. 18 bus was honking at me!

How do I get up on the main road?

"Pepper! Are you going to class with us today? Get up! ”

"Lan Lan, who are we talking about? Could it be Yan Lingtao? I don't need to wake up early in the morning! But after hearing about it, I woke up instantly! ”

"Little Pepper, you were too tired when you came back yesterday, you fell asleep on the bed, don't tell me that you didn't sleep the day before, what are you doing, just now I and Rong Wei were still discussing you!"

"Rong Wei? You're saying she's going to go to class with us? Will she talk to you about me? ”

"Shhhh Be quiet, Rong Wei is in the bathroom! Here's what she gave you! I'll give you a rush now! ”

"What? I don't want it! Don't give it to me! ”

"You taste it, it's not poison, it's coffee!"

"Why should I drink what Rong Wei gave me! She didn't drink the milk tea I bought for her, no, my brother gave it to her, my brother specially bought 4 cups, and each cup was carefully written with its name, and she didn't drink it! Hum! ”

"So you're angry with her because of this, aren't you drunk by me?"

"It's not because it's so simple, it's ...... Forget it, you don't understand it! Anyway, no, I don't drink anyway! Lan Lan, change your accent, otherwise I will be taken into the ditch by you, don't me, let me be able to play, you know that there is a TV series that shouts An Hong, I love you, right? ”

"That's Ann, not me! Okay, I'll try my best, but if it pops up occasionally, you have to forgive me! ”

"Hey! Let's go! ”

I watched the coffee that Pepper made for me, so I'd better take a sip!

But it's not to give Rong Wei face, but for Shi Lanyan's sake!

"That's right, Pepper! You drink some coffee, Rong Wei said that you can lose weight! ”

Hey? Why is this so battery, it's still beige and sticky!

What does this taste like?

Huang Fuli, the owner of the Quanruyuan Hotel, gave me this!

What the hell is this?

It's coffee, huh? Cat poop coffee or whose?

It's disgusting to watch! I even took a sip!

I can't even throw up if I want to vomit now!

Oops!

My stomach hurts!

I didn't care about wearing my high heels, one hand was on the back of my buttocks, and the other hand was shaking forward, so I could go faster!

"Pepper, what's wrong with you? Do you need my help? ”

I was watched by Shi Lanyan, I couldn't be shorter, I raised my heels, kept my head in high heels, and trotted all the way towards the bathroom where Rong Wei was!

"Open the door!"

"Who? Wait a minute! ”

"Rong Wei! What the hell is this thing you gave me? ”

"Delicious, right? This is brought back from abroad, and it is not sold in China! ”

"She's messing with me, isn't she? Is this heartburn stuff imported? Who are you fooling? I'll tell you, I've drunk it before! It's in our Lunhong City! ”

"Impossible! Where did you drink it? ”

"Come out first, I'll tell you!"

"You tell me first, and I'll come out!"

"All admitted!"

"What is the hospital? Where did you go to drink? Where is the address? ”

"Rong Wei, believe it or not, you won't come out again......"

"Pepper, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to 646 opposite,, Maomao's bedroom, suffocate me, and my bladder will explode later!"

At this time, Rong Wei came out of the bathroom!

"Lan Lan, shall we go?"

"Rong Wei, you can figure it out, Little Pepper's face is red, she must be uncomfortable!"

"Isn't she in now? But it takes half an hour or an hour, and I can't get out, so let's go first! ”

After Rong Wei said this, he turned to the bathroom door and shouted at me, who was sitting on the toilet bowl and.

"Write me the address later! What kind of place was all admitted to the hospital that you just mentioned! ”

Fool! People call Quan Ruyuan, fortunately, I was in a hurry just now and said it wrong, otherwise Rong Wei wouldn't really want to find that Huangfuli, right?

Rong Wei, why is she chattering day by day? What the hell is she going to do?

Although I don't like that Huangfu Li either, at least they lent me 2,000 yuan!

Let's see how this Rong Wei has done to me! Hum!

Except for giving me this damn coffee, that is, to say something that I am particularly disgusted with and shameless!

No, she's starting again!

"Before I go to class, I want to remind you that there may be some benefits and disadvantages of coffee on the human body that you don't know, filtered coffee will not increase cholesterol, and drinking coffee will increase bad cholesterol a little, but it will also increase good cholesterol. Coffee stimulates bowel movements in about one-third of healthy people. Occasionally, when the bowel movement is not smooth, drinking a cup of strong coffee will have an unexpected laxative effect! ”

"Rong Wei, it's really not a backache when you stand and talk, if you hadn't asked Shi Lanyan to rush it for me, I would never have drunk it, I didn't eat all day yesterday, I ate a few weird beans and drank a pack of milk! I'm on an empty stomach, you know? ”

As I spoke, I turned to the left again and pressed the little raised button on the back of the toilet!

"Whoa!"

Why does it still stink!

"On an empty stomach, there is no big problem with drinking coffee, and you will not gain weight, because the calories in coffee are very low, unless you have gastritis!"

"Don't talk, you better go to class first, I don't dare to wait for me in the dormitory!"

"I didn't plan to wait for you, I was waiting for Lan Yan, she said she wanted to change her clothes!"

"Lan Lan, you'll wait for me, right? Let this bad-hearted Rong Wei take her coffee full of bad cholesterol and leave quickly! I don't want to see her when I go out! ”

"Rong Wei, let's wait for Xiao Pepper, she's been in a bad mood lately, and she's a male girlfriend ......"

"Lan Lan, don't talk to this Rong Wei! Hurry up and let her go! I'm going to be right away! Lan Lan, can you wait a little longer for me? ”

I listened to the silence outside for a while, it should be Shi Lanyan thinking about it, or was she being threatened by Rong Wei?

In short, the final result was both joys and sorrows, Shi Lanyan said that she was waiting for me! But Rong Wei didn't leave either!

"Coffee reduces the incidence of Parkinson's!"

"Rong Wei, don't you say that I have a high probability of getting Parkinson's, right? Thank you so much for being so thoughtful! ”

"Where, where, this is not enough, also, drinking coffee when diarrhea, the diuretic effect of coffee, will promote the excretion of water in the body and aggravate diarrhea!"

This Rong Wei, will she know that I have diarrhea as soon as I eat, so she uses coffee to deliberately embarrass me!

But I didn't say it to anyone, could it be that when my mother was a colleague with Rong Wei's mother at that time, she really regarded her mother as a good friend who talked about everything, so the first thing to bury was her own daughter?

Well! It must be so, she is really my real mother!

Rong Wei's voice came from outside the bathroom again.

"Coffee stimulates the gallbladder to contract, and people with a tendency to gallstones are strictly forbidden to drink coffee!"

I don't have gallstones, I think she has kidney stones!

This Rong Wei, I want to hear what tricks she has to say!

"There's something in coffee that suppresses asthma. When an asthma attack occurs, the patient can be given two cups of strong coffee in case of emergency! ”

If these words were spoken in someone else's mouth, I would be very careful, patient, and even admire!

But now, I just think she's targeting me, thinking I'm sick with everything, right? Still asthma, why didn't she say I still had epilepsy?

Unreasonable!

"Coffee also dispels depression and boosts libido! Drinking too much coffee can easily lead to spontaneous abortion in pregnant women, and if you are like you, who often skip meals after 7 months of pregnancy and drink 7,8 cups of coffee a day, it may cause stillbirth......"

"Rong Wei, have you made trouble?"

I lost my temper because this Rong Wei is really too much!

Shi Lanyan should have heard that Rong Wei was not kind to me, so she took the initiative to persuade her.

"Rong Wei, you're almost done, we're all classmates in the same dormitory, Zhan Ye is a very traditional girl, I can't get used to this!"

"She's traditional? Shi Lanyan, what do you mean, in your heart, I am the opposite of your little pepper? ”

Yikes!

There was a sound of pushing each other, as if Shi Lanyan and Rong Wei were fighting!

I really don't understand why Rong Wei came back!

When she doesn't come back, Shi Lanyan and I are obviously fine!

But as soon as she came back, no one was better!

"Pepper, you're finally out!"

"Lan Lan, why are you crying? Whoever provokes you, I'll help you get revenge! ”

I looked at Shi Lanyan who had just changed her clothes with distressed eyes, and stared at Rong Wei who was wearing high heels at a 30-degree angle with 180!

Isn't there such a saying?

The 45-degree angle is the look in my love for you, and the 30-degree angle is the way I grit my teeth and stare at you!

"Little Pepper, this melts only her, she ......"

"Needless to say, Lan Lan, I know!"

"No, you don't know! This melts only her, she ......"

"Rong Wei, say it yourself!"

I gently patted Shi Lanyan's shoulder, then spread my hands and formed a fist with one finger at a time, and then kept repeating this complete action!

It was a trick that our teacher taught me when I had a free trial lesson in Taekwondo!

It's not okay to hit someone, but it's okay to scare and scare people!

"Little Pepper, this is so good for her, she gave me all the coffee, all of it, all of it! Look at my bed, it's all spread out! I said I don't want it, she has to give it to me, I am so touched, I have never seen such a romantic thing! ”

"You are here, playing Qiong Yao's idol drama?"