Chapter 66: I am my father-in-law
Wei Zhixing, who was originally gloomy, suddenly "fluttered" and said to the two guards: "Everyone calls you sir, don't embarrass the little girl, why don't you go and roast chicken to eat." ”
Mingyue's heart was slightly relaxed, but Wei Zhixing turned his face to Mingyue and said: "Your dog is fine, Wei Yan was bitten by a dog when he was a child, and he is most afraid of dogs, the porcelain bottle is only filled with chili water and garlic water, which is specially used to deal with dogs, if your dog is stronger, he will be the one who falls to the ground." ”
Mingyue's face slowed down, but Wei Zhixing pointed to the bruised wrist road: "My injury, what should I do?" ”
Mingyue's face was slightly sunny, and she slandered in her heart, what about the "don't embarrass the little girl"? What do you mean by that?
Mingyue muttered in a low voice: "What is fierce, carrying a pig trough for thousands of miles, it's not (feeding) you, if it's not to save you, why should I hit the stones." ”
Wei Zhixing looked at Mingyue suspiciously, muttering to himself, frowning slightly, obviously guessing what Mingyue said.
Mingyue immediately put on a smiling face, picked up the sugar man who fell on the ground, blew off the dust on the sugar man, and handed it to Wei Zhixing with a smile: "The most valuable thing on my body now are these three sugar people, if you don't dislike it, it will be regarded as a gift, and it won't hurt after eating." ”
Wei Zhixing looked at the little sugar man with an embarrassed expression, who did the little peasant girl think of him? Is it a child who cries and shouts for candy when he falls? Moreover, this sugar man was softened by the fire under the sunlight, and then it was roasted by the fire, and it was clearly printed with the fingerprints of Mingyue's right thumb, indescribably pickled, in the terrifying eyes of Wei Yan and Wei Lai, Wei Zhixing was not angry, but he took it in his hand by mistake, and he was afraid that it would continue to melt away from the fire.
Mingyue continued her daily work, grinding red and ochre water and powder, after a few days of grinding, the color became more and more red, red as fire, yellow as gold, ochre as stone.
Wei Lai cleaned the chicken, passed through the branches and roasted it on the fire, Wei Yan made the best use of it, and sprayed the special medicine that had just been so spicy that the two dogs shed tears and snotty nose on the chicken again, and after a while, it was fragrant, and it was actually used to the fullest, without any waste.
The fragrance spread to the surroundings one by one, the eyes of "flirting with the man" and "flirting with the girl" were green and faint again, and the two dogs did not grin, but shook their heads around Wei Yan and Wei Lai's side, after the fragrance reached the two chicken butts, it was even more flattering, Mingyue couldn't help but cover her face, these two dogs definitely have the potential to be traitors.
The eyes of the two of them and the two dogs were staring at the chicken, and Mingyue looked at Wei Zhixing who was sitting on the bed collapse in the thatched hut, there was only one collapse in the thatched hut, and the couch was open to the bed, and the bottom was hollow, Wei Zhixing was sitting in front of the couch and didn't know what to do, and a pair of thief eyes under the couch were staring hungrily at the roast chicken on the fire rack, saliva seemed to be about to flow out, and the Adam's apple was squirming up and down.
Mingyue was so frightened that her heart jumped to her throat, and she rushed to Wei Zhixing's side in two steps, and between Wei Zhixing's astonishment, she squeezed on Wei Zhixing's side and sat down, and said nervously with her hand: "This, this fire is so hot, you go and roast." ”
Wei Zhixing looked at Mingyue who was only half a foot away from him suspiciously, I don't know why the little peasant girl let go of the male and female defense again, and she was so close to herself, didn't she have any bad intentions?
Thinking of Mingyue's violation of himself that day, Wei Zhixing's body unconsciously dodged backwards, his hands tightly covering his lips, and his eyes were full of vigilance.
Mingyue couldn't care about Wei Zhixing's psychological changes, pretended to look at the couch casually, saw a bunch of thin bamboo pipes, smiled, took out the magnet dagger in her arms, and said with a smile like a flower: "The sugar man is gone, I have to do something for my younger brothers and sisters to play with." ”
After speaking, he fiddled with the bamboo in his hand, comparing it with the magnet fragments, a picture of meditating and trying to do handicrafts, and under his feet, he kicked Cheng Yue, who was about to come out to grab food at any time, for fear that he would have a conflict with Wei Zhixing, and the consequences would be unimaginable.
The unsolved case of Cheng Yue's disappearance for a few days was finally revealed to the world, where did it return to the northern foothills, but when Wei Zhixing came, he didn't have time to dodge, and directly retracted into the collapsed salt cave, afraid that Wei Zhixing would find out that he had not eaten in the cave for a few days and nights, and now he really couldn't resist the temptation of roast chicken, and poked his head out of the hole.
Wei Zhixing looked curiously at Mingyue fiddling with things, Mingyue was an excuse to do things, but being looked at by Wei Zhixing so seriously, but she couldn't show her desire to cover up, and after a while, she really started to do handicrafts seriously.
Only a moment of effort, two bamboo puppet little people pulled by hemp thread are shown in front of them, its limbs, with four small magnets as a guide, the top with twine pulled, placed on the back of the shovel, because of the reason for the magnet, the shovel has a great suction, the top is pulled by hemp rope, and it dances happily.
Mingyue had a good time, handed one to Wei Zhixing, and the other in her hand, pulled the puppet and made a gesture, pinched her throat and learned Wei Zhixing's voice and said majestically: "Bold people's daughter, admit a thief as a father, what crime should you be guilty of?" ”
Wei Zhixing's smile and tattoos rose, thinking that at the beginning, Mingyue had deceived him as his father, and the two of them were also in court, but now things are wrong, a three-grade adult, a deceived peasant girl, and Yan Yuese played Xiaozhu Ren'er, Xiaozhu'er because of the magnet, the action is very realistic, faintly radiating a light blue light, if it is in the dark night, there will be a special charm.
Wei Zhixing coughed lightly, pretending to be majestic and said: "Bold people's daughter, disturb the society of the country, pull her out to be punished, and punish her for eating roast chicken to death." ”
Mingyue gave a salute to Xiaozhu Ren'er, and said in a treacherous voice: "The thunder, rain and dew are all the grace of adults, and the people are grateful for the five." ”
The two of them sang and sang, and had a lot of fun, Cheng Yue was not happy when the bed collapsed, he was blocked in the salt cave for a few days and nights, no food, no drink, this man outside, every day to make all kinds of food to lure him, let him almost go crazy, but he even seemed to have eyes behind the thatched house, he couldn't even run.
Cheng Yue almost wanted to cry without tears, if it weren't for the black hair on his body, why would he be so afraid of others, he would have already stood in front of people generously, talked proudly, and even drank a glass of water and wine, why sneak away from the crowd? The more Cheng Yue thought about it, the more he felt bad in his heart, and he wanted to endure hunger and return to the cave again, At a glance, he saw the new clothes on his side that were randomly stuffed by him a few days ago---- this is the jacket and cotton shoes that Mingyue asked Liu to make for him, he doesn't want to wear them, and he doesn't like to wear them.
Cheng Yue gritted his teeth, in order not to starve to death, he had to choose to make sacrifices.
Cheng Yue was ruthless, and put his clothes and shoes directly on his body, except for his hands, feet and face, all the black hair was hidden under the clothes.
Cheng Yue tightly pinched a handful of black hair with his hand, took a deep breath, and with another effort, a handful of black hair suddenly left his cheek, and Cheng Yue screamed in pain.
Wei Zhixing suddenly pricked up his ears, Mingyue snorted in pain, Wei Zhixing looked at Mingyue suspiciously, and asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”
Mingyue sighed for herself for a second in her heart, and said with infinite pain on her face: "Your little bamboo man beat my little bamboo man, I am so painful, my legs hurt, my back hurts, and I feel distressed." ”
Immediately afterward, there was another "sigh." "Wei Zhixing doesn't know whether to get the bamboo man in his hand, could it be that these two bamboo people have been tricked, it hurts, and she also hurts?
Immediately after, Mingyue continued to make "sighs, sighs, sighs" one after another, her face was in infinite pain, and her palms covered her chest for a while, her stomach for a while, and her head for a while.
Wei Zhixing looked at Mingyue, who sang and acted by herself and had embarrassing acting skills, her face was flushed, how could this voice sound so weird and embarrassing-----, so embarrassing.
Wei Yan and Wei Lai, who were roasting meat in front of the fire, stiffened their backs, the two looked at each other, but they didn't dare to look back, their eyes passed the news that only the two of them could understand, and finally tacitly lowered their heads, only looking at the roast chicken in their eyes, until the white chicken was roasted into charcoal roast chicken.
Mingyue screamed "sigh yo sigh" panting, which made people have to think about it, but her expression was so angry, there was a sense of wanting to welcome and refuse.
Wei Zhixing's face was already red into shrimp, he swallowed his saliva deeply, and shouted "Wei Yan", Wei Yan's body tightened, and he continued to roast meat as if he didn't hear it, but his hands were already trembling.
Wei Zhixing sighed, took the initiative to leave the land of right and wrong, came to Wei Yan and Wei Lai's side, and prepared to eat his lunch.
Seeing Wei Zhixing leaving, Mingyue lowered her head and roared, "The surname is Cheng, what do you want?" ”
Cheng Yue had already crawled out of the bed, startling Mingyue, where is the usual appearance of a mandrill, the hair on his hands and face has been brushed bare, and there are still a lot of blood marks left, spotted leprosy, so not frightened, and there are still some looks on his body, wearing the clothes, robes and shoes that Mingyue asked Liu to make.
This suit, no matter how Mingyue persuaded Cheng Yue at the beginning, he didn't wear it, and he even threw it under the wooden collapse with disdain, but now he put it on honestly, and the exposed hair was cleaned.
No wonder Ru Chengyue will also "sigh yo sigh" screaming in pain, this hair removal method is too terrifying, Mingyue is so angry, don't dial it early or late, but at this time, it will not come out sooner or later, but it will come out at this time, is this the rhythm of joining forces with Wei Zhixing's successful teacher?
Mingyue quickly slammed Cheng Yue down on the bed again, but where was Cheng Yue's opponent, the spotted leper guy had already swaggered towards the fire, and his eyes looked straight at the half-burnt roast chicken.
Mingyue was angry and quickly chased after her.
Hearing the sound of footsteps, Wei Lai quickly pulled out a dagger, pointed at Cheng Yue from afar, and said angrily: "Who is coming?" ”
Mingyue hurriedly stood in front of Cheng Yue, and said with a sneer: "My own people, my own people." ”
Wei Zhixing frowned and looked at Cheng Yue who came down out of thin air, tall and stout, his hair was tangled like a beggar, his facial features were so mottled that he couldn't see his appearance clearly, he only saw countless grasshoppers and blood marks, and a pair of eyes were straight and hooked, like a hook that grew, not looking at people, only staring at chickens.
Wei Zhixing ignored Mingyue and asked Cheng Yue gloomily, "Who are you?" ”
Cheng Yue's eyes still didn't leave the roast chicken, and he still didn't answer Wei Zhixing, and his hand naturally went to lock his eyebrows, but the hair was empty, so he had to change his hair like felt.
Wei Zhixing rolled his eyes, took the roast chicken, shook it in front of Cheng Yue, and asked again, "Who are you?" ”
Cheng Yue swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked down at Mingyue who was resolutely blocking in front of him, smiled, and naturally opened his mouth and said, "I am her father-in-law." ”
Mingyue's eyes widened, and she was trying to kill Cheng Yue with her eyes.
Wei Zhixing's face darkened suddenly, this father-in-law, is there still a difference between relatives and non-relatives? Obviously, he is the one who is "not close", and the one who exudes dementia on his head is the one who is demented, and the more he thinks about Wei Zhixing, the more unhappy he becomes.