"Fat Li! 309's, hurry up and send it over! ”

"Got it, manager."

Li Fatzi picked up the tray and cautiously climbed towards the third floor.

The staircase is so narrow!

Li Fat Man rubbed the walls on both sides, holding a plate of wine in his hand and complained. But this can't be blamed on the boss being too stingy, the store has a total area of such a small area, and the stairs can accommodate themselves, which is already good.

But then again, I must talk to the manager tonight, and last week's salary should be settled.

Nima, if you don't pay Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu will not be so thin that he will not look like a person.

As he was talking, two young people walked in front of him, swaying and leisurely, and it seemed that they had drunk too much.

"Damn! Big brother, when will this staircase be blocked!? A bamboo pole with a head of more than 1.8 meters was stunned and asked the people around him.

"Said that Ya was drunk and still fought with me, come back quickly and make way for people!"

It was a bespectacled man who spoke, pulling a bamboo pole and retreating to the second floor, watching Li Fatzi walk past them. Then, the two continued to go downstairs one after the other.

"I seem to know that guy just now." He held his glasses and said as he walked.

"That bear-like guy just now?"

"I think of it, it's Li Fatty~haha~" The inch head laughed out loud.

"Fat Li?" Bamboo pole obviously has not heard of this person.

"Well, you only came here to study this year, so you definitely don't know him. I think back then, this fat man was also a man of the year in our school! Cuntou said excitedly, but then sighed a few words.

"But it seems that after the defeat of the family, I never saw him again, and I never heard from him. I thought he had returned to China, but I didn't expect to work here. Haha, this is called impermanence in life, brother. ”

The eyebrows fluttered and he continued.

"Speaking of the deeds of the fat man just now, tsk, that can only be described by the word local tyrant, it is a real local tyrant!"

Li Fatzi stopped, watched the two leave the staircase, shook his head with a smile and continued to climb to the third floor.

"A slut is hypocrisy."

*********

Li Fatzi was standing outside 309 at this time, opened the door and looked in a small slit.

"Three days and three nights, three watches and half of the night"

It seems that they have almost drunk it, and if I drink this bottle of tequila again, I will probably have to vomit two or three.

Fat Li shook his head. Doesn't this cause trouble for your fat man, cleaning toilet vomit or something, the most Nima has technical content.

Li Fatzi pushed the door in, gave a professional smile, and then put the tequila, a dozen small cups, salt, and lemon slices on the table in turn.

"Here's the tequila you ordered." Li Fat Man said without raising his head.

He was sure that even if the man and woman hadn't been yelling for three days and three nights, the dozen or so people in the room wouldn't have heard what he was saying.

It was the fifth bottle they had ordered, having previously drunk a bottle of vodka, two bottles of Chivas Regal, a bottle of Jager-Bomb, and now another bottle of agave.

Li Fatzi didn't dare to imagine what the smell of vomit would be for a while.

"Handsome guy, how do you drink this wine?"

After Li Fatzi finished drinking, he just wanted to get up and leave, when he suddenly heard someone next to him ask.

Because of the affectionate duet between men and women, Li Fatzi couldn't listen to it very seriously, and subconsciously looked back to the side.

"What do you say" Li Fat Man swallowed his saliva before he finished speaking.

Tut-tut, domineering queen Fan!

I saw a girl on the sofa next to me smiling at her.

Although she smiled sweetly, the black high heels on her feet and the skirt that almost exposed her thighs were a deep betrayal of her.

Li Fatzi immediately showed a professional smile on his face.

"Miss, what did you say?"

Li Fatzi believes that there are more than a dozen people in the whole room, and it is estimated that this woman is the most sober.

"Don't call me Miss, call me Queen!"

Sober fart!

I saw the girl pull her skirt down before leaning over. There is also a little bit of basic consciousness, and it seems that he is not drunk to the point of a mess.

"What kind of wine is this? How can there be lemon, what is this, salt? ”

Li Fatzi didn't know if the girl in front of him was drinking too much and playing tricks on herself, or if she really didn't know, so he hesitated for a while.

"This is called a dragon"

“OH！ My dear! This is called Tequila ~ Tequila ~ This wine tastes best when mixed with lemon and salt. The taste is the same as your Chinese, what is that called, right! The two pot heads are the same! ”

Before Fatty Li could answer, he heard a burst of broken Chinese coming from the girl's side. Li Fat didn't bother to look back at the man, because it was too familiar.

The yellow-haired and blue-eyed foreigner next to the girl, if Li Fat Man remembers correctly, he should be called Tony. Because the pronunciation of pound is pounds, which is very similar to fat man, this child gave himself a Chinese name, called fat man.

Fat people are not fat, but very thin, and they are also more than 1.8 meters tall, how tall is he? Li Fatzi hasn't measured it, anyway, it's a lot taller than himself.

Tony is a regular visitor here, and every time Li Fat meets him, he complains about God's injustice. Tony is holding a different woman in his arms every time, but Li Fatzi is holding the same mop every time.

Li Fatzi bet that the next plot is that the queen in front of him is about to throw herself into Tony's arms, and said shyly: Tony, you are so amazing!

Alas, the pants are loose when you go abroad, understand.

But Li Fatzi guessed wrong again.

The Queen deftly and covertly dodged the hand that was about to be placed on her shoulder, and then stood up. However, it seems that she did drink a lot, and she didn't stand firm, and Li Fatzi immediately helped her.

"Handsome guy, can you take me to the bathroom?"

Fat Li ignored Tony's threatening gaze and gladly accepted.

"Okay, beauty. However, don't call me handsome, call me Li Fatty. ”

"Okay, handsome dude."

“”

Li Fat Man helped the beautiful woman out of the room, just as he was still thinking about how to help the Queen through the narrow staircase. The Queen sat down on the ground, took off her high heels and threw them aside.

Seeing that Li Fat looked at herself, the queen said embarrassedly: "It's the first time for people to wear such high heels, they can't control it~"

After speaking, he rubbed his heels, looking very painful.

Li Fatzi squatted down with a little difficulty, and asked the queen, "Beauty, do you still go to the toilet?" ”

"Hey, hey, what kind of toilet. The foreigner just now was so annoying, he wanted to eat tofu all the time. While I'm still awake now, if I don't escape, I won't know whose house I'll go back to in a while! The Queen said very seriously.

"Okay, so are you resting here?" Li Fatzi didn't want to complain about whether she was still sober. Rather than chatting and farting with a drunk girl, your own work is obviously more important.

I guess the manager is tired of waiting.

The Queen shook her head, struggled to her feet, walked to the window, and pointed to the moon in the sky.

"Why are there two moons?"

Fat Li looked in the direction of the queen's finger. Well, the moon, or only one.

The conclusion is that the Queen is indeed not sober.

"Isn't there a rest area on the first floor, it's also great for me to sit there~"

Li Fatzi instinctively agreed, and before he reached the staircase, he heard a heart-rending shout from behind.

"Ah~~~~~~~h