9. I used to have dreams
Gu Shao's bar, the toilet is a little more luxurious than other people's homes, the finishing area, the rest area, the smoking area are all available, and the disposable toiletries are compared with the standards of his seven-star hotel, Xu Douxiao doubts that the drunkards can distinguish the difference.
He stood at the door of the smoking area with an unlit cigarette, hating himself a little in his heart and caring about Yuan Ben's disgust with the smell of smoke.
Yuan Ben came out to see him standing at the door, slightly stunned, there were many people just now, he could still talk and laugh, and now there were two people left facing each other, he only felt that he didn't drink enough wine just now.
"Why did you come to see me?" Xu Douxiao brewed for a night, and he still said this, when he first broke up, he thought many times, Yuan Ben would come out from behind any door, he thought too much, so much so that he felt that he was hallucinating, the time he was hospitalized, he heard Yuan Ben's voice in a dream, he came to see him, but no one told him.
"Your sister came to me and she said you were very sick. She said that you can't listen to anyone, so let me persuade you. Yuan Ben smiled self-deprecatingly, "Sister Su overestimates me too much, Ning Jun takes good care of you, and I told her not to tell you that I have been here, because the relationship between us is very, very bad." She is a good girl, gentle and kind and reliable, congratulations, Lao Xu. ”
Xu Douxiao looked at him, wanting to see even a little hypocrisy from his expression, but there was no at all, he was frank and sincere, and he was happy for him from the bottom of his heart.
Xu Douxiao hated him from the bottom of his heart at the moment, hated his frankness and sincerity, and hated himself, and he couldn't change his emotions for so many years to be led away by him.
Ten years ago.
Xu Douxiao had a dream.
The time is last night, the location is Destiny's bathroom, the characters are him and Yuan Ben, and the incident ...... They were kissing.
The synopsis is consistent with the facts, in order to avoid acquaintances, Xu Douxiao was pressed against the wall by Yuan Ben, but the thumb that should have been crossed between the two was ...... It's gone......
Instead, quite intimate, deep, consensual, passionate, veritable kisses......
In this dream, which was so vivid that even the parties involved were embarrassed, the chairman was not disgusted at all, but was in a happy mood, as if he had obtained something that he had coveted for a long time.
Therefore, Xu Douxiao, who thinks that he is physically and mentally sound in every sense, is very understandable when he wakes up.
Xu Douxiao sat on the bed and was silent for about a minute, then laughed quite self-deceptively, and decided to treat this dream the same as the previous dreams and throw it into the recycling bin, and empty it by the way.
But he underestimated the strength of this dream.
He recalled the dream while washing, dressing, and tidying up, and finally relived the whole dream at breakfast, made up the details, and once again experienced the joy of the dream, and found in despair that he could not forget it at all.
"Go to Gay once, and become Gay, my position is too unsteady."
An outstanding young man who is now 20 years old, whose past life can be called perfect, and who cannot escape the smooth future life, encountered an ideological crisis in the early morning of this day.
"Hey, what do you think? The noodles are dry. ”
Really thinking about something, Xu Douxiao was frightened by the sudden appearance of the protagonist in the dream and stood up, Yuan Ben looked at his unnatural expression and looked at his separated hands, and said innocently: "What are you crazy about in the morning, my hands are clean." ”
Xu Douxiao, who had a ghost in his heart, replied with the word "hot", walked out with his schoolbag, and ate two bites of breakfast regardless of it.
When he was about to arrive at the student union, he asked Yuan Ben, who had been following him: "You don't have to be on duty today, why are you here?" ”
Yuan Ben drank ice soy milk and raised the book in his hand: "Blow the air conditioner." ”
"Aren't you always calm and cool?"
"Isn't it a waste of resources to blow you?"
Yuan Ben was stopped by the people from the Propaganda Department before he could blow the air conditioner when he went in, and he was being escorted to paint posters while complaining about why did you come so early.
Composition, drafting, stroke, Yuan Ben did it in one go, and when it was time to color, he threw the pen away, and ran to read the book. The officer inked on the paint box for a long time, but he didn't figure out the best plan, so he came to Yuan Ben with the box to "ask for advice".
Yuan Ben looked at him and narrowed his eyes: "Are you very bored today, take me for fun, I'm color blind, you don't know, look for Cheng Qian." ”
"The deputy minister is not here, she specially instructed before going out that if there is a problem, find the minister."
Yuan Ben was silent, he remembered that he seemed to owe Cheng Qian shaved ice and didn't pay it back. As for it, women are really cautious.
He has an overly sharp face, and he feels quite oppressive when he doesn't smile or speak. Based on his usual obscenity, the officer began to have a weak heart, and he did not speak.
The air pressure in the big office suddenly went down.
Xu Douxiao happened to come out to get something, and looking at this meeting, he knew how much he knew that Yuan Ben definitely didn't know what to do, so he used his silent aura to make the other party compromise.
He sighed, picked up the paintbrush in the officer's hand, and held the paint box to brush a little bit to color the black and white poster.
"Sure enough, the chairman is still powerful." The secretary flashed his starry eyes, "Actually, Cheng Qian also said that if the minister is silent, he will look for you, I thought you were not there just now." ”
"I'm sure." Yuan Ben looked at the officer holding the poster and happily went out to post it, stood behind Xu Douxiao and said, "That woman just wants to ruin my good mood for the day, it's just a bowl of shaved ice." ”
"If you give her a bowl, you'll get it."
"She's a gambler. Why! ”
"Then you have to overcome your own color incompetence, and don't let her always use this reason to fix you."
"I don't need to." Yuan Ben proudly hugged Xu Douxiao's shoulder, "Isn't it you?" ”
Xu Douxiao's physical contact triggered the key words in his mind, and last night's dream occupied his brain surgingly. He subconsciously took a step forward and fled.
After stepping out, he felt that he had overreacted, and went into the small office with a straight face and a "hot" again.
"It looks pretty hot, look at your blushing face."
Xu Douxiao heard Yuan Ben's words outside the door, and he wanted to die in an instant.
Xu Douxiao spent the next day in the same state: Yuan Ben approached, he fled, Yuan Ben was surprised, he was embarrassed.
"It's over." While smoking in the hallway, he thought, "I'm a demon." He finally decided that he would stay away from Yuan Ben before forgetting about it.
So, Yuan Ben spent the next two days looking at the back of the chairman. Seeing him busy in and out for the League Cup, drinking peaches with infinite emotion, he is really dedicated, such a person who is afraid of heat, he doesn't even blow the air conditioner for business.
Facts have proved that the dullness of the propaganda minister is really like a day for a hundred years......
There was once a brother who said something that won the meaning of a female compatriot.
"If we all go to play basketball, we can only play football like that."
What is "like that" and "like that"? Everything speaks for itself.
It's not that football is discriminatory, and it's not that everyone who plays football is "like that". It's just that for women who are not sports lovers, the long and lonely, 90 minutes of football with few climaxes are naturally not as emotional as the climax of basketball.
To put it more colloquially, the football field is too big and too far away to even make a face.
It's a world where you look at your face first......
This also explains why there are so many girls in the basketball hall of F University.
This month is the month of the Collegiate League Cup, the "Women's Feast". Today is the final carnival of this feast, and after the basketball final, the League Cup is coming to an end.
The boys on the field were sweating with youth and fully delighted the girls on the field. What a perfect afternoon it would have been without that inexperienced, boring commentary.
The narrator Xiao Chen was temporarily transferred from the radio station to host the campus love essay story meeting at 18:30~19:00, but unfortunately her tenderness is completely unsuitable for today's venue.
"No. 10 passed to No. 11, No. 11 passed to No. 5, No. 5 broke through the box with the ball, it was a beautiful layup, and the ball went in."
Xu Douxiao, who has been standing silently on the sidelines, thinks that there will be nothing worse than this explanation. Until Yuan Ben ran with the ball, he fell to the ground due to the opponent's defensive foul.
Xiao Chen's voice was completely ignited: "Yuan Ben has fallen to the ground!" Who is it! It's the thirteenth of the other party! Oh, my God! He defends fouls! Can Yuan Ben still stand up?! He can't stand up! He's been put on the field! F big substitution! No matter how gentle the woman was, her voice was a little hysterical when she was injured in the ideal type.
The moment he fell, Xu Douxiao quickly pushed away the crowd in front of him and rushed forward, completely forgetting how much he wanted to avoid him. He helped Yuan Ben off the field and sat on the side, the latter resting his head on his shoulder, his voice as low as a whimper because of his posture.
"Hurt ......"
Xu Douxiao immediately stuffed a piece of fruit candy into the mouth of this sweet-toothed lover to numb the pain, and then said to the people around him: "Who is going to buy a bottle of peaches." Then he looked down at Yuan Ben's situation.
In stark contrast to his fears, the school doctor was not in a hurry, and he pressed this and that to come to a conclusion.
"Lack of exercise, cramps, really, at a young age." The school doctor started to rectify while talking, and the sudden shot made Yuan Ben suddenly shocked, based on the image consideration, he swallowed the scream back to his stomach, snorted and strangled Xu Douxiao's waist with both arms, in psychology, we call him the pain transfer method, I hurt, you also hurt, then I don't hurt so much.
Xu Douxiao did this The branch in the mouth of the protagonist of the martial arts novel when he was healing, and he didn't shout it for the same reason, he had two thoughts in his heart: first, he must be forced to do physical training in the future, and second, he probably really liked him, in the mood of love.
If you use literary and artistic expressions to set off the inner world of the chairman, it can be said that the moment Yuan Ben fell to the ground, something in his heart collapsed, knowing that there would be no big problems, but he was still panicking, and he couldn't see him hurt a little, this is not like, what is it?
It's a pity that the chairman is a science student, so he only has one sentence in his heart: I probably really like him.
But what about understanding? Aside from the new skill of discovering that you not only like women but also men, it doesn't really help the status quo. The distress will only be more distressed. Yuan Ben, who is leaning on himself in a standby state at the moment, is enough to make him feel that the gymnasium is so hot that people can't sit still.
He pushed Yuan Ben, unexpectedly received his complaining gaze, and he explained that it was also the same "hot", and then stuffed the juice into his hand and went to the toilet.
The enthusiastic Minister of Sports came over to care (ridicule) about his friend's injury, and saw him sitting with some dissatisfaction and confusion, holding a bottle in his hand and looking at the direction Xu Douxiao left.
"What? The humanoid cushion is gone? Come, brother, lend you a shoulder. ”
Yuan Ben glanced at him, snorted and moved his gaze back to the court.
"Sweat stinks."
Gu Yue was unconvinced: "Xu Douxiao is fragrant?" ”
Yuan Ben paused for three seconds and replied, "Indeed." ”
In fact, Yuan Ben is not a person who likes physical contact, he looks cold, and there are few people who will take the initiative to contact him, so it is even more rare for him to take the initiative to touch others. But the mint smell on Xu Dou Xiao's body has a great attraction to him, it is cool and bland, and there is a feeling that it must be very comfortable to hold, so he always leans over to his instincts, so it has become a habit.
Wang Xiaoxiao saw his behavior twice, and said to his friend in private: It's like a big dog likes to be coquettish to a cold owner, I really don't know when my family's iceberg became like this.