12. The routine is useless
Xu Douxiao devoted all the remaining time of the summer vacation to the bloody novels of Gu Yue, and he even made a small program to organize all the routines according to the trigger time, trigger location, trigger conditions, and trigger results, so that he can enter keywords at any time to get the whole set of plans.
When Gu Yue saw this program, he couldn't say the second word except admiration, he said that love makes people crazy, but his creativity and execution are also rare.
Gu Yue: You're so powerful, you can make a love strategy game.
Xu Douxiao: What market can there be if there is only one playable character?
Gu Yue: You don't understand, single-mindedness has the charm of single-mindedness, you give me this program, I'll find someone to make one, and we can earn some money.
Xu Douxiao: ...... Whatever you want.
Gu Yue found someone to make a standing painting according to the image of Xu Douxiao and Yuan Ben, and made a complete campus love strategy game "Utopia" and put it in Fengyue, charging 10 yuan per person to download, regularly updating the 5 yuan plot package, selling well, Yueyue to Xu Douxiao card to play money, this is a later story, not to mention for the time being.
Xu Douxiao still can't realize the value of selling his emotional life, and is worried about Yuan Ben's loss of contact.
After knowing the routine well, Xu Douxiao tried to contact Yuan Ben, but the other party's mobile phone was turned off, and the QQ avatar was black for a whole holiday, and all his tentative messages were lost in the sea without replying.
Xu Douxiao's heart has been going up and down, and the story of brain supplementation is becoming more and more bizarre, from Yuan Ben's shyness to his actual terminal illness, running wantonly on the road of dog blood all the way.
Until a notice from the school stopped him.
As the backbone of the school's social services, the Student Council is given the honorable task of welcoming new students, which means that they arrive at the school a few days early, set up work, and prepare for orientation.
As soon as Xu Douxiao entered the conference room, he saw Yuan Ben sitting next to Gu Yue yawning, his temples were shaved short, and the naturally curly black hair on the top of his head looked like a soft nest, the kind of nest that could drill out of a bird at any time, the kind that was good-looking.
I'm hopeless.
Xu Douxiao, who knew that the other party was more likely to be too lazy to take care of it, spit on himself while going through his own script.
Don't be too obvious, just greet naturally, as if nothing special is happening, but be careful, show your unique intimacy with the other person.
"Old Xu, long time no see." As soon as Yuan Ben saw him coming, he naturally pulled out the chair beside him, "I suffered this holiday, I was pressed and thrown into the army by my father as soon as I got off the train, and I packed it directly on the train yesterday." Sorry, I haven't been able to reply to your messages. ”
"Ah, no, it's fine."
"Give, milk tea at the South Gate, no sugar and ice without pearls."
"Thank you, thank you." Xu Douxiao took the iced milk tea with a confused face.
Gu Yue, who was sitting next to them and watching them show their affection, couldn't stand it: "Old Yuan, it's too eccentric, why don't you want to bring me a cup of milk tea?" Bring a bottle of mineral water. ”
"Still drinking milk tea, don't you think you're fat and want to quit sugar?" Yuan Ben lazily pointed to the corner of the conference room, "There is mineral water, take it yourself." ”
Gu Yue muttered about the differential treatment and got up to get water, Xu Dou muttered milk tea without saying a word, and ran at the speed of light in his heart.
So, he wanted to act as if it hadn't happened?
Did he misunderstand that I rejected him or did he regret it?
More data is needed to interpret it.
Xu Douxiao, who was thinking seriously, didn't notice that Yuan Ben was texting frantically on the side.
To: Female Devil
Xiaoxiao, it's useless, you still don't care about me. I said my dad killed me this time.
From: Female Devil
Did you explain it clearly? Who would have thought that my uncle would be so ruthless, and there would be no way to do it if there were special circumstances at home.
To: Female Devil
I explained it and bought him milk tea. Useless.
To: Female Devil
What the hell do you think I've done wrong, it's been two months, and I've been lukewarm to me since the beginning of the league.
To: Female Devil
Yes!! Why the hell?
From: Female Devil
It's almost there, so don't play together.
To: Female Devil
What nonsense? How can you give up so easily, Huahua scratched me when she first came to the house, if I hadn't given up, could she be so soft and cute?
From: Female Devil
…… You really treat Xu Douxiao as a pet cat
To: Female Devil
…… No.
From: Female Devil
You touch your conscience and say.
To: Female Devil
……
From: Female Devil
Hey, let's plan again, be natural, don't exaggerate the estrangement between you, and show the intimacy between you at the right time.
To: Female Devil
Ok
From: Female Devil
How do I think I'm chasing you after a girl?
To: Female Devil
Nonsense! How can the girl have Xu Dou Xiao.
From: Female Devil
Convinced. Remember that the third child will arrive tomorrow, and you will pick him up at the train station.
To: Female Devil
Don't worry, I'm talking about this. See you tomorrow.
From: Female Devil
See you tomorrow.
When Yuan Ben asked Qingmei for help, Xu Douxiao was not idle, and Gu Yue, who came back with water, changed to next to him and secretly gossiped.
Gu Yue squeezed his eyebrows: "How is your friend?" ”
Xu Douxiao sighed: "It's not good." ”
"I don't see anyone."
"See."
"And then?"
Gu Yue saw that he was speechless, and guessed that it was a disadvantage to be a teacher, and he somewhat hated that iron could not become steel: "I haven't made progress yet, I told you that it's not okay to swallow it too gently, and sometimes you have to cut the mess quickly." ”
"It's not like that."
"Hey, Lao Xu, what does the article No. 26 say, a man should be stronger, ask her out, knock her out, and kiss her. If she can kiss you, you can kiss her. ”
"Who kissed whom?" Yuan Ben sent down his mobile phone just when he heard a tail, and naturally asked.
Xu Douxiao, who was embarrassed to death next to the matter, was blushed by Gu Yue's kisses, and when Yuan Ben asked him like this, he just wanted to disappear into the air.
"Nobody ......"
"It's Lao Xu ......" Gu Yue glanced at Xu Douxiao's red face, and thoughtfully answered: "...... friends. ”
Yuan Ben hit the nail on the head: "Isn't that Lao Xu?" ”
Xu Douxiao didn't feel so uncomfortable when he participated in the Mathematics Olympiad, what kind of questions is this, what does he mean by this, did he hear it? Will he be unhappy if I discuss this matter with Gu Yue? What the hell should I do now!!
It turns out that in the matter of feelings, it is useless to rehearse it many times, and a casual word from your sweetheart is enough for you to ponder for three days and five days, not to mention a clever and decent response.
Xu Douxiao is not immune, what's the use of making a small program, the stuck shell still has to be stuck.
Gu Yue said sternly: "No, it's an old friend of Xu Douxiao." ”
Yuan Ben showed an expression of 'watch you continue to make up': "Oh, what's wrong with his old friend?" ”
"I had a small setback in my relationship, and I don't ask us for advice, it's mainly me."
Yuan Ben was stunned for a moment, but quickly expressed his disdain for Gu Yue's self-confidence.
"Excuse me? I've known you for only a year, and I've seen you dumped fifteen times. What can you teach people? Self-soothing after a broken love? ”
"That's better than you." Gu Yue loses people and does not lose the battle, "At least I still have experience." The experience of failure is also experience. ”
"I'd rather have less than overgrow." Yuan Ben didn't bother to fight with him anymore, so he turned around and asked the person concerned...... Friends, "What little emotional setbacks have you encountered?" ”
Xu Douxiao looked at Yuan Ben's sincere and kind smile in a daze, and the CPU spun faster.
I met you.
Do you want me to say it in front of Gu Yue at this moment?
What is this question?
See if I have the courage to come out publicly?
If you have it, it's worth it, if you don't, forget it?
No, why should I be tested by you, it is you who borrowed wine to confess, you who took the initiative to kiss you, and you who lost contact, why do I have to be led by you.
Xu Douxiao was angry.
In fact, Xu Douxiao's various mental analyses and misunderstandings of Yuan Ben cannot be established.
The drunk Yuan Ben is like a computer program that has been invaded by a virus, and after he wakes up, he is like a C drive after one-click recovery, and memory is a clean and traceless thing. Confession, kiss, has been swallowed by a black hole called alcohol.
He only remembered what he seemed to have said to Xu Douxiao. But what is it? He thought he would tell himself if it was important.
It is indeed a very important thing, but it is no longer something that Xu Douxiao can talk to him frankly in person.
It was impossible for Xu Douxiao to understand his strange wine, so he could only answer him with a cold face after all kinds of entanglement: "It's nothing, it's a trivial matter." ”
In a word, if you can discuss with Gu Yue, you can't tell him.
No matter how much Yuan Ben likes the little flower cat, he can't stand being scratched all the time, and he doesn't even bother to pretend to be a smile at the moment, so he answers: "Oh, yes" and never spoke again.
Gu Yue looked at this and that, he didn't understand what kind of illness the two of them were guilty of, and he wanted to say a few words to adjust the atmosphere, and when he saw that the two of them were still on their thighs together, he immediately didn't want to say anything.
How can it be unfavorable? If you can show one-third of your skills to deal with Yuan Ben, you can ensure that the girl can be caught.
No matter what, the work of the student union still has to be done, Xu Douxiao remembered Yuan Bentian's temper that he was too lazy to move when he was hot, and had the intention to arrange for him to coordinate in the school, who knew that people didn't appreciate it at all, and the first to sign up as a pioneer officer went to the station to pick up the cub, and his positive attitude made Gu Yue couldn't help but make him happy.
"Lao Yuan is so active, does he want to cut the first crop of wheat?"
Others followed suit.
"Yuan Ben, can you leave some way to live with us?"
"It's okay, Lao Yuan can see his face, just his temper, which little girl can stand it."
"It's over, Yuan Ben has opened his mind, Gu Yue, you have to hang."
"Isn't it okay for me to hang up with him?"
"I think this should be opened, see who receives more phone numbers after this orientation, I sit in the bank."
"Don't forget the chairman."
"Yes, yes, and the chairman."
At the end of the work meeting, for the fairness of the gambling game, Xu Douxiao, Yuan Ben, and Gu Yue all became front-line welcome personnel.