Chapter 9: Human Meat Rice Porridge
"What's wrong with you? Is there anything inconvenient? ”
The old professor looked at me and asked.
Actually, when I saw that Humpty Dumpty, I was terrified, especially when I saw the dagger on his body, and those little darts!
But I'm too embarrassed to say I'm afraid of him!
Peng Fei glanced at me and said, "Isn't that just afraid of that person?" Then I'll keep an eye on them. ”
It was rare for someone to help me, so I quickly said, "Thank you so much." Ouyang Shuo glanced at me and said, "I don't see it, you also have something to be afraid of." ”
"Teacher, I'm also human, why am I not afraid?"
"Then I see that when you dragged Gu Hao, you seemed quite brave."
"Is there one?" I scratched at my hair and blushed a little. After all, you were forced by an old thing! Actually, I'm not afraid? I'm not afraid, why am I soaked with sweat?
"What kind of footprints are these?" Jiang Chengzi's words attracted everyone's attention.
I saw a footprint, like walking in the woods. These footprints resemble bear prints, so could it be that there are bears here?
It's really adding fuel to the fire, what are you afraid of! If you meet it, if you are alone, it will have to be its mouth!
"I'm back to dinner." Yan Nannan's shout came from behind.
"Let's go, let's go back to lunch first." The old professor walked like an old hen in front, and we followed back to eat.
When I returned to the old woman's thatched house, I saw that Xia Tong seemed to be much better, she looked at me and asked, "What's wrong with your face?" ”
Only then did everyone notice that I was hit in the face by Peng Fei just now.
"It's okay, I was accidentally bitten by a dog and fell."
Peng Fei was so angry that he gave me a kick: "Little Lizi, are you looking for a beating?" ”
"Don't you put your nose on your face like that?" I was a little anxious, "Do you really think buddy I'm a soft persimmon, easy to pinch?" ”
"Alright, it's time to eat." Lan Ting Nolan expert said impatiently.
"Hmph, I actually started secretly, and I have the ability to practice outside after eating!" I got a temper tantrum.
"Rabbit cub is going now, who is afraid of whom!" Peng Fei is also energetic!
"Heh, you kid come with me, go, who is still afraid of retreating, who is the fucking turtle king bastard." I couldn't listen to Expert Lan's persuasion, and the two of them tugged at the collar of their clothes, just like walking outside the house.
When they came to the house, the two of them scuffled together.
After all, I didn't dare to make a black move, considering that this was my teammate, so he had a chance. Punch me up!
"You two little bunnies, stop it." Ouyang Shuo was in a hurry, and when he came over, he gave each of us who had stopped kicking each of us, and was so angry that the green tendons on his neck jumped up, and then said: "You are not allowed to eat, you two, give me five hundred push-ups here for each person, if you can't finish it, don't think about entering the house." "Yes, this time I have to be convinced by no one!
Grandma is a bear, you kid will wait for me, I must let you see the three eyes of Lord Ma when I have a chance!
muttered in his heart, only staring on the surface.
The two of them fell on their laurels and began to do push-ups. The other nine went to dinner!
The two of us stared at each other and wrung their eyebrows, while supervising each other, checking the number, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
"Hahaha, what a fragrant porridge!" The monkey came out into the courtyard with the bowl and watched as we both deliberately gulped meat porridge into our mouths.
"Get out." I said angrily.
"Don't roll, the panda eyes are just staring today, and I can't tell if I'm staring or not, what am I afraid of?"
You say that this is not called the black blind man to fight Lizheng, has the bear arrived home?
I jumped up, grabbed the collar of the monkey's clothes, and raised my fist, "Boy, let's make a coax, let you also become panda eyes." "As he spoke, he would fight like a monkey.
"Don't, Li Dacaizi, I don't dare to say it anymore, can't you eat this bowl of meat porridge?" He held the bowl of porridge in front of me.
I glanced with my eyes and saw a piece of meat in the bowl.
My eyes immediately lit up, as if I saw a gold ingot, and the clenched fist turned into a claw to grasp the piece of meat in the bowl.
The meat was taken out and just about to put it in the mouth. The monkey suddenly shouted, "Stop."
, don't eat it yet, there's something wrong with this meat. ”
My hand stopped half an inch away from my mouth.
Then slowly put it down and looked, "Ah! I screamed, shook my hand, and threw the piece of meat to the ground. Like seeing a poisonous snake, I took a few steps back.
The monkey held the bowl and looked down at the porridge in the bowl in dismay, and then the bowl fell to the ground with a shake of his hand. Immediately afterwards, he bent over and vomited.
Peng Fei stopped doing sit-ups, stood up and walked over to the piece of meat, lowered his head and picked it up.
"Ahh When he understood, he couldn't help but scream and threw the piece of meat to the ground, far away.
"This, how is this possible!" Peng Fei opened his mouth wide and stammered at the two of us.
Several people screamed in the courtyard, causing a commotion in the house, and they all came out.
I was quick and didn't care about the nausea, so I picked up the piece of meat cat waist, put my hand behind my back, and then motioned to Peng Fei and the monkey Yang Jun with my eyes, don't say it.
"What's going on? If you don't do push-ups, what's the blame called? Weird and scary. Did you see Yang Jun drinking porridge, you two are angry? The old professor asked with a dark face.
I forced myself to compose, glanced at the old woman standing in the doorway behind a few people, forced myself to bare my teeth and said, "Yes, it's the monkey, this kid is so hateful, he actually comes to gluttony." I didn't mean to hit his bowl. ”
I'm not used to lying, and I don't look natural. The old professor glanced at me, and then said to the others, "Let's go to dinner, I have something to say to Xiao Lizi." ”
"yes, you guys go eat, I'm not done with this push-up yet, I'll do it." Peng Fei naturally didn't go to drink porridge.
Yang Jun didn't go even more, saying, "I don't eat anymore, I have no appetite." ”
A few people felt inexplicable, "This meat porridge is a rare delicacy, especially, the deliciousness of this meat, I don't know what kind of meat it is, it will be so fragrant." ”
"Wow!" Yang Jun vomited again!
I pulled the old professor and said, "Hurry up, I'm afraid this monkey is not used to the soil and water, it's too disgusting." As I spoke, I retched.
Lan Tingnuo seemed to understand something, but since we seemed to be deliberately hiding something, he actively cooperated, "Let's go, go back to the house and eat." ”
Peng Fei saw Yan Nannan holding a bowl and was about to walk into the house, so he stepped forward and snatched her bowl and said, "You better eat less of this." We are not satisfied with this water and soil for the first time. ”
Yan Nannan glanced at Peng Fei and did not speak. The expression was cold, as if to say, "Do you care?" ”
Peng Fei blushed, holding the bowl, a little unsure of what to do.
Seeing Lan Tingnuo and Jiang Chengzi, when the other people went back to eat, he involuntarily let go of his hand, and the bowl fell to the ground with a clatter.