I've been drowsy for more than half a year, and I always feel like I can't wake up.

……

It was still normal noon, and I was caught up by a loud knock on the door.

"Lord, Lord... Who's outside, open the door, my legs are still weak. I shouted at the old man for a long time, but the old man didn't come, so I had to get out of bed and open the door by myself.

But before I could open the door, the door was knocked open, and the temper came up. I just wanted to scold, but when I looked at it, it was the mayor of the town, Wu Youde, an old man about the same age as my father.

"Uncle Youde, what's this? Our door allows you to bang like this, how can you sleep at night? "To be honest, I don't like Wu Youde very much, he is too shrewd, the kind that wants to take advantage of people when he looks at it with a pair of thief eyes.

At this time, he looked panicked, craned his neck and looked into the room, "Is your master really not here?" ”

"No, do you want to wait a while?" No matter how you listen to Wu Youde's words, it's not quite right. But for a while, I couldn't find out what was wrong.

"Hey, big nephew, I can't wait, wow, my old lady...... Do evil. ”

What do you mean by that?

The old lady of his family, I know, a well-known old lady, is over 90 years old this year, and she is especially capable of scolding. If anyone provokes her, that guy will not repeat a word from morning to night. In addition, her son is the mayor of the town, and no one dares to mess with her, and after a long time, people give the nickname "Lafayette".

"What's wrong with your Lafayette?"

Wu Youde may have been really frightened, and when he saw that my father was not there, he grabbed my hand and walked out. "Come on, it just so happens that your father is not here, you should hurry up and take a look with me first, you can be regarded as half a gentleman."

"Hey, hey, wait, this door is also broken, and no one at home is looking at the lack of things, what should I do?" Damn, according to him, I have to thank him for not disliking me.

The mayor looked back at the door he had broken down and gave me a blank look, "Who has nothing to do with stealing from you?" ”

Belch... Yes, but what's so flustered? I couldn't help but ask a few questions first.

In the gap on the road, Wu Youde told me mysteriously, "I'll tell you the eldest nephew, hey, the ugly family, but don't keep it secret for me, my old lady, she ...... She was pregnant. ”

Pregnant? Happy event, then you should go to the maternal and child health care hospital, what are you looking for the dancing god?

Stop and think again, no. His wife is an old lady in her nineties, why is she pregnant?

No wonder the mayor and his ass are roasted by fire, the ninety-year-old mother is pregnant, let's not talk about shame, it's too strange, right?

Looking for my father, maybe this thing is really right.

But this old man is just not very reliable, and when he is used, there is no shadow.

"I said Uncle Youde if this is not the case, let's wait for my grandfather to come back first, so what, I'll go back first." With that, I turned around and was about to slip away.

To be honest, it's not that I don't want to help, it's that we don't dare to stop the porcelain work without the diamond.

What if the old lady really hits the evil and can't exorcise the ghosts, what if she takes herself on her?

We can't do it so hard, I'm still a child as a good young man.

But as soon as my body turned around for half a circle, I was dragged back by Wu Youde, "Hey, eldest nephew, don't be modest, your grandfather has told us a long time ago, saying that you have completely inherited his mantle now, and he is not here, so I will look for you if there is anything." ”

Yes, everyone is a pit father, I'm a good one, a living pit grandson.

Ever since I could see Wu Lao Er, he went around telling people that I had inherited his mantle and so on.

"No, do you believe my father's broken mouth?" It was a long time to fight, but the mayor's claws were like growing on me, and I couldn't pull them down.

"Big nephew, if you are more modest, my old lady ...... She...... She's going to die. "Pity the mayor of this town, who is a lot older and more energetic than me, so he took me half in his arms and went to his house.

Before I entered his compound, I felt the slightest hint of coldness.

That's ghostly energy.

Since I can see Wu Lao Er, I can sense this kind of ghost energy, that kind of cold is the cold that can penetrate deep into the bone marrow, so that your bone marrow can feel it.

"Uncle Youde, your family has not been peaceful recently." The ghost spirit is so heavy, it's strange if it's too peaceful.

I saw his eyes light up and hold my hand affectionately, "You can't see this?" Great nephew, you can save our family, just my old lady, alas...... You'd better go in and take a look first."

So saying, he led me into the south house where his mother lived.

The mayor's house is the only three-storey western-style building in our town, and the first floor is a huge living room, which is very bright. Because it is inconvenient for the old lady to go up and down the stairs, the room with the best light next to the living room is the old lady's residence.

Not to mention that although the mayor of the town, Wu Youde, loves to take advantage of others and has a bad character, he is definitely a filial son.

But as soon as I entered the house, I was almost so frightened that I went backwards and went out.

Why?

The town mayor's Lafayette loves to scold people, and they all say that this is born from the heart, and the old lady has been scolding for a long time, and her heart has begun to be vicious. caused her to have a sideways face, and anyone who saw it had to retreat.

But now Lafayette in addition to the horizontal flesh on that face, but because he is haunted by ghosts, the whole person looks gloomy, not to mention, the key is that the old man is holding a live chicken in his hand, and he is biting the neck of the chicken and drinking blood at this moment.

Damn, that's pretty weird, isn't it?

Wu Youde was also afraid, if it weren't for his wife, he would probably be so scared that he would have peed his pants.

"Eldest nephew, did you see it? My old lady is like this now, and she has drunk more than 20 chicken blood from morning to now. "The mayor didn't dare to look at his wife at all, and looked at me with a thief's eyebrows and a mouse's eyes to find a way.

Looking down at the corner of the old lady's mouth, a ball-like thing bulged against the old man's stomach.

I guess this is what he said: the old lady is "pregnant"...... Right?

There was even a moment when I felt that Wu Youde had made a mistake in the emphasis, this old lady was obviously haunted by ghosts, as for that bulging belly, maybe it was a tumor or something?

When I told him what I thought, he slapped his thigh, "Look, look, I'll just say you can do it, you can do it." I can see the strangeness of this at a glance. But eldest nephew, do you know what my old lady will do besides drinking chicken blood? ”

I shook my head blankly: How can I know this?

The mayor gave me a mysterious look, "My mother, that thing in my stomach, ...... at night Will come out for a walk......"

Come out at night...... Wandering?

"Do you dare to love the stuff in this old lady's stomach to go out for a walk at night, and then get into her stomach the next morning?" I didn't believe it when I said this, but I expressed my guess to Wu Youde.

Who knows, Wu Youde actually nodded fiercely.

I suddenly remembered that a few days ago, Wu Laoji, the family that sold chickens in the town, always complained that his chickens died inexplicably, which provoked his old ladies to come out every day to scold the street.

Wu Youde continued, "The ...... in my mother's belly Things, saying that the things we gave us were not tasty, so he went out to Satsuma at night to order something delicious. ”

After a pause, he added, "I want to drink blood when I say it." As soon as I thought about it, I knew that Wu Laoji's chickens were caused by my old lady. Instead of letting his girls scold my ancestors every day, I bought a chicken and slaughtered it and fed it to her. Since yesterday, my mother has ...... She said what ......?"

Wu Youde wanted to speak and stopped.

"There is something to say, there is fart, grinding and chirping, I see your mother's posture, the next step is to drink human blood." Looking at the old lady's shriveled mouth dripping with chicken blood, the more I listened to it, the more I watched, the more numb my scalp became.

Wu Youde suddenly patted me on the shoulder with a "snap", "Hey, big nephew, you're really a living immortal, no, it's a race immortal." Do you know what my mother told me this morning? Said you want to drink my blood and feed ......," Wu Youde said a lot there.

"Why didn't you say it earlier?" If that's the case, this must be a ghost fetus, I heard my grandfather say before, if the little ghost wants to borrow a person's belly to come out, he has to be fed with human blood, and if he is born, it will be a big murderous thing.

He stammered his tongue, "Alas, my old lady offends a lot of people on weekdays, if it is known that she has this kind of thing on her body now, she will not be able to ......" card, and made a movement to wipe her neck.

At this point, I vaguely feel that what Wu Youde cares about most is not his mother, but actually the "things" in his mother's stomach.