Chapter 581: Three Lights
As soon as he saw the Three Lights Daoist, his mouth crooked and cried, "Master, she bullied me!"
The Three Lights Daoist glared at him and said unhappily, "I know for the teacher." I asked you to take away the sacred cow, what are you doing to provoke some useless people?"
Wang Wu said in a whisper, "Master, this little girl is so beautiful, it makes people itch, I want to sleep with her!"
Xu Ling snorted and scolded, "Go home and sleep with your mother!"
"Master, she scolded me!" Wang Wu grinned and was about to cry, and the Three Lights Daoist frowned, "With Master here, don't be afraid, Master will be the master for you." As he spoke, he turned to Xu Ling, "Girl, my apprentice has taken a fancy to you, let's go." ”
Xu Ling sneered, "Is your apprentice a bird?"
The face of the three-lamp Dao chief sank and said, "Girl, do you think I have a good temper, don't you? You can scold me, but you can't scold my apprentice!"
Xu Ling squinted at him, "It's okay to scold you? You're an old bastard, bastard!
The three lantern elders frowned, "No one who dares to scold me is alive, you can choose a way to die." ”
Wang Wu hurriedly said, "Master, she can't die!"
The Three Lights Dao Master gave him a backhand slap, "Your master has been scolded, what should you do as a disciple?"
"Scold back?" Wang Wu asked tentatively.
"Fart!" "The Three Lights Leader raised his foot and kicked him to the ground, "You should go up and fight hard!"
Wang Wu got up and patted the dust on his body and said, "Master, I can't beat her." You taught me how to play the big snake, it doesn't work!"
The three-light Taoist chief glared, "What are you playing with the big snake? That's the teacher's unique stunt snake swallowing elephant, you know a fart!"
Wang Wu grinned and said, "I really don't understand anything else, but I understand you, Master!"
The Three Lights Dao Leader nodded proudly, "You have knowledge!"
Xu Hu laughed, "Dao Chief, you don't even know that you were scolded by him." ”
The three lanterns said sharply, "Shut up, how can you speak here?"
Xu Ling said, "My brother is right, you just said that your apprentice understands a fart, and your apprentice said that he understands you, doesn't he mean that you are a fart? I can't hear this, I'm stupid!"
The Three Lights Dao Leader was stunned and turned to Wang Wu, "Boy, do you mean that?"
Wang Wu hurriedly defended, "Master, don't listen to her nonsense, in the eyes of your disciples, how can you be a fart? You are much stronger than a fart!"
The Three Lights Dao Leader nodded, "You're smart." He turned to Xu Ling again, "Girl, if you really don't like him, Dao Ye and I'm not bad, do you think about it......?"
Wang Wu was not happy when he heard this, "Master, how can you rob a woman with me?"
Xu Ling smiled slightly, "Dao Chief, please go back and ask your mother a question." ”
"What's the problem?"
The Three Lights Dao Leader glared at her and asked.
"Ask your mother if there was a donkey barking next to you when she gave birth to you. ”
"What do you mean?
"Of course!" Xu Ling raised his head and said, "The first thing you saw when you were born must have been a donkey, otherwise why would you have grown a donkey hair and even talk like a donkey?"
"You mean to say...... I'm like a donkey?"
Xu Ling said, "It's not an elephant, it's it!"
The Three Lights Dao Leader nodded, "That's right, you're scolding me." Little girl, you're going to die, let's say, how are you going to die?"
Xu Ling said, "If you take off your head and stuff it in your ass, I'll die." ”
The three-lamp Taoist said with a smile, "Then you are dead!" As he spoke, he gently put his hands on his neck, and a head came to his hand, and under the stunned gaze of everyone, he put his head on the ground, and then sat on it......
The human head is gone!
"How about it, Dao Ye did what he said, right?"
A dull sound came from his ass.
Xu Ling was stunned.
"You can die!" The headless body of the three lantern dao leaders rushed forward, clasped Xu Ling's shoulders with both hands, and pressed his neck to her head with a short body.
Xu Ling was taken aback and tried desperately to dodge, but his body seemed to be frozen, and he couldn't move. Seeing this, Xu Hu rushed up and crashed into the three lantern road chiefs, but he was bounced out by a recoil force, and fell backwards with a bang.
Seeing that the bloody neck cavity of the Sandeng Dao Chang had reached Xu Ling's head, as long as Xu Ling was a little bit lower, he would be swallowed by him, and suddenly a big hand appeared in the air, patted lightly on the neck of the Sandeng Dao Chang, and with a grunt, his neck retracted into his chest under the force of his palm, and he could no longer stretch it out.
"Who? who hit me?" The three lantern road chiefs danced and grabbed around, and Ye Feifei took the opportunity to pull Xu Ling to his side.
Xu Ling was angry, and rushed forward to face the body of the Three Lights Dao Chief.
Her fists and feet are different from ordinary women, she is a member of Jindan Dacheng's alliance, how can she make a light shot?
More than a dozen punches and more than a dozen feet came up, not only did the head of the Sandeng Daoist fall out of his buttocks, but his neck, which was cut in, was also beaten back to its original shape by her, and a mess of vomit gushed out from that cavity, and for a moment the air was filled with a fishy and foul smell, which made people feel sick.
"Master, you're pulling!" Wang Wu covered his nose and stayed away.
The head of the three-light road fell on the ground, and the mouth was still squirming, "What are you hiding? Why don't you hurry up and put my head on?"
Wang Wu waved his hand again and again, "Master, come by yourself, it's really stinky!"
The Three Lights Dao Elder said angrily, "If I can see it, I still need you, come here!"
Wang Wu hid farther away.
Seeing him jumping around, the head was stepped on by his own feet no less than a dozen times, not only did his face fall off, but even a large piece of his scalp fell off, and the pain made the three lanterns keep wailing.
"I'll help you!" Xu Ling flew up and kicked the head of the three lantern road chiefs to a height of more than ten zhang, and when it fell, he kicked out with his legs and kicked the big head dozens of meters away.
The three-light road chief shouted "Give me back" and chased after him.
Xu Ling's gaze fell on Wang Wu on the side, "Second son, do you want to stay or go back?"
Wang Wu was stunned for a few steps back, "I can go back if I want to, I can stay if I want, you can't care!" As soon as his words fell, he felt a flower in front of him, and Xu Ling rushed to him like a gust of wind, facing the big fat face is a mouth.
"Stop!" Wang Wu desperately raised his arm to protect his face, but he still couldn't stop Xu Ling's rainy slap from falling on his face.
"If you don't stop, I'll let the snake bite you!" Wang Wu shouted as he retreated.
Xu Ling sneered again and again, "If you have the ability, you can put it, I want to see if it is the human snake that is powerful, or my slap is powerful!"
"Of course it's my snake that's powerful!" Wang Wu's whole face was swollen, and his mouth was still stiff.
Xu Ling flew up and kicked him over, stepped on his chest and said, "Second son, since your snake is so powerful, release it for me to see?"