Chapter 567: Dizzy and dizzy
"It seems that this crew is not as bad as I thought!"
Wu Tian looked around and muttered.
Whether it is equipment or scenes, they are all first-class, but the director and a group of leading actors, all of them are not in the stream.
What a waste!
He muttered again, grinned, and shouted around: "Hello everyone, I'm Wu Tian, you must know me! I'm here to report! Everyone is happy to cooperate!"
As soon as the words fell, there was silence in the shed, and everyone turned to look at him.
Wu Tian stood there, waving enthusiastically around.
However, everyone looked indifferent, glanced at him, then withdrew their gaze and went on with their work.
Wu Tian suddenly froze there, looking embarrassed.
No way!
He scolded secretly, a little indignant.
He is also a third-tier player, he is famous, and he is the biggest actor in this movie, but this group of people actually ignore him!
Damn, isn't it just a broken crew!
He scolded indignantly, and when he saw that the people ignored him, he stepped aside.
At this time, the staff members came over, and behind them, there were five "zongzi".
His curiosity rose to him and he walked over.
"Hey, brothers, you're working hard, isn't it hot?"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and patted a dumpling on the shoulder.
Suddenly, the staff members paused, and when they looked back, their faces showed a bit of strangeness.
The hand slapped on the shoulder, Wu Tian shivered, and it felt like he had slapped a piece of ice, which was very cold.
"Wow, what kind of clothes, why are they so cold, brother, can you still stand it!"
As he spoke, Wu Tian lifted the white hair on the chest of the zongzi, and wanted to find the seam of the clothes, but after looking for it, he couldn't find anything.
When I looked behind my back, I didn't have it.
"It's weird! Why don't you have a zipper? This layer of hair can't just grow on your body, right?"
At this time, the shed was quiet again.
Everyone looked up with a strange look, as if they wanted to laugh, but they couldn't help laughing.
Wu Tian touched the zongzi and muttered, "Brother, you are so thin, you are so thin that there are almost bones left!"
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, this time, he was directly startled.
This hand, there really are only bones.
His body suddenly stiffened, and cold sweat came down.
"Damn! it must be a prosthetic!" he reassured himself.
"Brother, you are really disabled!"
As he spoke, he looked at his other hand, and when he looked closely, it was the same.
He was stunned.
Damn! Both hands are broken? This guy is too miserable, isn't it?
Then he swept over the face, a little collapsed, twisted, with a little white hair, and it looked terrible. Especially in the eye socket, there was nothing, only two gloom lights.
After staring at it for a while, Wu Tian trembled all over, and his cold hair stood on end.
It's so realistic!
It's like a living zombie!
For a moment, even he was a little suspicious. However, in this world, how can there really be zombies, it must be too good at makeup.
"Haha!
Thinking so, he chuckled dryly and reached out to touch the eye.
Then, the smile on his face froze.
Because, he didn't touch anything, and the sockets of his eyes were really empty.
His eyes widened suddenly, his whole body trembled violently, and his face turned pale.
At this moment, he was almost gone.
Nima: This is a real zombie!
At this time, the staff on the side came up and removed the talisman on the top of his head, and the zongzi moved, grinning his teeth, revealing a fierce look.
That Wu Tian's body flickered, his eyes turned white, and he fell straight and straight.
"Hahaha! Another stupid b, and take the initiative to touch it!"
The crowd burst into laughter.
"Hurry up, drag him aside, come, hurry up!" shouted the scoundrel Daoist.
Soon, filming began.
And that Wu Tian, who had been in a coma for a long time, finally woke up slowly.
He felt as if he had a terrible and absurd dream.
"It's just a dream, how can there really be zombies in this world!" he comforted himself.
Rubbing his head, he lifted up and heard the sound of a fierce fight coming from one side.
Turning around, he was stunned again, his eyes bulging out.
In his sight, several figures wearing Taoist robes were fighting fiercely with something, shining brightly, and the scene was extremely hot.
This scene, if it appears in the movie, it is normal, because special effects are added, but this Nima is reality! Where did this shiny special effect come from?
And what made him even more horrified was that the opponents of those Taoist priests were the zombies that appeared in his dreams.
Frightened by the extreme, his eyes turned white, and he fell straight down again.
After a long time, he finally woke up again.
When I sat up, it seemed that the shooting was over, and there were no zombies.
Everything, it seems, is normal.
"Haha! It must be a dream! Think about it, too! How can there be such a ridiculous thing!" he laughed dryly, and became alive again.
He took out a cigarette, put it in his mouth, and felt in his pocket, but remembered that the lighter had been thrown on the car.
swept around, and he saw a guy wearing dead makeup, clearly playing a corpse.
"Hey, you're a trick!" he yelled unceremoniously, "Come here!"
Not far away, Tang Hao was stunned.
"Yes, it's you who called, you are dead, hurry up and find me a lighter and light it for me. Wu Tian sat there and set up a shelf, with a look of arrogance.
"Don't add a dead word, thank you! Tang Hao rolled his eyes and said.
"Yo, a dead man, he dares to talk back to me, do you know who I am?" Wu Tian shouted.
Tang Hao glanced at him and said, "Your name is Wu Tian, right? ”
Wu Tian suddenly became proud.
But then, I saw the man turn around and say to the staff around him, "Remember to take good care of this guy." ”
"Yes, producer!"
When Wu Tian heard this, he was instantly blindsided.
"Producer?" he said in a trembling voice, a look of disbelief.
"He's stupid! he's our producer, and he's still playing tricks!" someone scoffed.
Wu Tian wanted to cry.
Nima! A producer, what kind of corpse is played, is it fun!
"Oh, by the way, he is not only the producer, but also the old director of our Haotian Group, and the big boss!"
When Wu Tian heard this, his body shook, and he felt dizzy.
Oh, my God!
This guy is the big boss of Haotian?
What a joke!
At this moment, he wanted to slap himself.
"Come on, sign this confidentiality agreement, and during the filming process, everything you see cannot be leaked, of course, even if you leak it, no one will believe it. ”
"Boy, don't doubt it, it was all true just now!"
After hearing these words, holding the agreement, Wu Tian was completely stunned.
Is everything real?
Oh my God! Take real zombies to film, how perverted is this crew?
Moreover, there is also a producer who loves to play corpses, what a strange crew this is!
For a while, he wanted to cry without tears.