"I just found out why it doesn't have a fart*? I don't want disabled animals! ”

Teacher Park and this master, the two of them looked at me and smiled awkwardly.

"How did I forget this, Mr. Park, don't we still have something to do today? Is it too late to go? No more! Hurry up! ”

Unexpectedly, the heads of Mr. Park and the master turned to me at the same time, and then the master continued to speak, and Mr. Park continued to listen.

Maybe our teacher Park is because this master was introduced by her friend, so she cares about face, and it is not good to shirk and say that she should leave early!

"The sky is full of stars, and the family laughs and sets up a red feast. You should thank the female pearl and write the splendid chapter of Tanlang. The incense tents are clustered in rows, and the gold needles are worn to worship Chanjuan. The copper kettle missed the day and the day will dawn, and the melancholy period is another year! ”

Isn't this the master going to say this? He's already said it before!

It's not as good as what I discussed with our teacher Park yesterday! Will the more the master fools people like this, the higher the fee will be? The key is who can pay? Anyway, I didn't have it, or I would have to go out and stay for a while, but I didn't have a chance, I had already been to the toilet just now!

It happened that Shi Lanyan to my right was chattering into my ear again.

"Little Pepper, what else do you and Teacher Park have to do now? Can you take me with you? Anyway, I'm bored on my own on weekends! Zhu Yun ...... with her bedroom again."

I leaned sideways and patted Shi Lanyan on the shoulder, and then gave her a gesture to go out with me and called Shi Lanyan outside.

"You can believe it or not, Lan Lan, I didn't force you to come, you came by yourself, otherwise it would be like this, let's go out and wait for Teacher Park now!"

"Little Pepper, you said we should go in and see Teacher Park, it's been 1 hour, but she hasn't come out yet!"

"Let's go! Then let's go in now, Lan Lan! I'll wait a minute, something really happens! ”

"The sky is full of stars, and the family laughs and sets up a red feast. You should thank the female pearl and write the splendid chapter of Tanlang. The incense tents are clustered in rows, and the gold needles are worn to worship Chanjuan. The copper kettle missed the day and the day will dawn, and the melancholy period is another year! ”

Why is this sentence again, I have to memorize it!

"This young lady! You're in just in time! Please sit across from me! I didn't show you a good look just now, but now I think about it, because you belong to the rich and noble side! ”

Now that this master is targeting Shi Lanyan again? Is it that Mr. Park is also unwilling to buy his Pixiu!

Teacher Park gave Shi Lanyan a place and gave her position to Shi Lanyan, and Shi Lanyan sat opposite the master very happily, maybe she wanted to hear how the master praised her, after all, as soon as I entered the room just now, I could see that the more this master said, the happier Shi Lanyan became, it seems that this master just caught it, everyone wants to listen to the psychology of good words, in fact, he is just a businessman who sells things!

"You often want to look young and energetic. I even hope to be a noble image in the eyes of others. Most people with a personality like yours are either handsome or beautiful, exuding a charm that makes people feel comfortable seeing it. However, there is a strong tendency to escape from reality. Because he is not good at confiding in others, he often hides in his own small world. And because he is not easy to accept other people's opinions, he does not like to argue with others, and he is often regarded as an indecisive person. Also, can't stand the embarrassment of reality, you've been betrayed by someone you trust! ”

As the master spoke, Shi Lanyan sobbed quietly.

No way!

Did you really say that it was in Shi Lanyan's heart? Shi Lanyan was betrayed by someone she trusted, so she was heartbroken, so now she betrays others in the same way, such as me.

But this reason, it's hard to make sense!

This master saw that Shi Lanyan was emotional, and quickly took out a tissue from the pocket of his clothes in front of him, which contained something in it, and handed it to Shi Lanyan.

The speed of the master's action has long been overshadowed, and I and Mr. Park are rummaging through facial tissues!

"You have a reserved personality and a strong sense of self-worth. I am afraid that I have to change myself due to the intervention of external factors. But in terms of appearance and attitude towards things, it gives people a great sense of trust. The division of powerful relationships between people is very clear, so it is easy to give others a tendency to be indifferent. However, because of your upright personality, people are very convinced of you, and unconsciously there will be more and more partners who support you. You are stable and neutral, full of life force and affection. However, you are likely to live in your personal world and be afraid of the outside world by suppressing your feelings too much. Therefore, you will feel that there is something close to you, and it will give you a sense of security. Open this tissue and see what's inside! Pixiu bracelet, I give it to you, it is only with a destined person, as long as 388 yuan, you can take it now! In this way, you can gain recognition from the outside world in the emotional desire for security, and you can also realize your self-worth and get rid of narrow-mindedness. You're an honest, ordinary person who likes an orderly, stable lifestyle, and this Pixiu will bring you just that! ”

"Pepper, can you lend me some money?"

"Me? How can I have any money? I didn't even bring my wallet today! ”

When I finished saying this, the master gave me a contemptuous laugh, as if I had come to take advantage of him, and I confessed that he was 50% correct in describing me, but is there less such a 50% probability? It's all over the streets!

It's all to blame for this Shi Lanyan, she is too ignorant, she told me by herself just now, she thinks this master is more like memorizing lines, but now after a second, Shi Lanyan looks obviously impressed by this master's acting skills, and believes it!

The master actually said that when Lan Yan bought this Pixiu, she could gain recognition from the outside world in the emotion of longing for security, and she could also realize her own worth and get rid of her narrow-mindedness.

If this is really the case, I am willing to buy it, and even many rich people, in order to have a safe emotion, have the recognition of the outside world, and eliminate their narrow-mindedness, I am afraid that they are willing to go bankrupt, because that is what successful people pursue all their lives!

The master also said that Shi Lanyan is an honest and ordinary person who likes an orderly and stable lifestyle, and the master's Pixiu will just bring Shi Lanyan these! Isn't this nonsense? Didn't the master just ask? Shi Lanyan also said that she was a student of Teacher Park, did Shi Lanyan dare to say that she was a dissolute person in front of the teacher? Besides, when I looked at Shi Lanyan's obedient appearance, I knew that if she wasn't an honest, ordinary person who likes an orderly and stable lifestyle, I'm afraid she wouldn't have to go to graduate school and would have gone to be a profiteer a long time ago!

"Mr. Park, can you lend me some money?"

Now Shi Lanyan is actually able to borrow money from Teacher Park, it seems that Shi Lanyan was really moved, she is just the person who accompanied me and Teacher Park, and went out to eat and go to the toilet for a while, and was called out by me for a while, how could she be brainwashed like this, it seems that this kind of fortune-telling thing may really depend on fate! Unbelievers, the more you say, the more people can find the loopholes, and the person who is extremely lacking in the heart, you just poke the most important part of her, so she naturally becomes a person who admires you, and may be quite obsessed with you.

At this moment, when Shi Lanyan borrowed money from Teacher Park, she said that the master was called the master, and looked back at the master from time to time, as if among the people in the world, only this person is qualified to become Shi Lanyan's master!

It turned out that the master I and Teacher Park called were not so distracted, but what we just called became Shi Lanyan's real master, and Shi Lanyan also became someone's real apprentice.

It's intriguing when you think about it!

"Teacher Park, the master said, it's only 388 yuan! But I don't have that much money right now! ”

Shi Lanyan was still talking to Teacher Park, she didn't see the look that Teacher Park gave her, so she took out her wallet and showed it to Teacher Park and her master one by one, showing that there was only 47 yuan in it!

The master shook his head with an embarrassed face, and then turned his gaze to Teacher Park, and at the same time asked Shi Lanyan to look at Teacher Park's eager eyes, and of course, my sympathetic eyes for Teacher Park's situation at the moment.

Teacher Park finally spoke, "That's it! Shi Lanyan, next time you bring money, come over and invite this Pixiu you like away, okay? Because Mr. Park also has something to do here, the money in his wallet may not be enough, so there is no way to lend it to you! ”

After speaking, Teacher Park stood up from Shi Lanyan's side, and pulled Shi Lanyan's arm, knowing that Shi Lanyan was completely pulled up, but Shi Lanyan still didn't forget the Pixiu in her eyes, although her body turned around, she still kept looking back at the Pixiu.

It's like this Pixiu has only worked hard for so long, and he has really become Shi Lanyan's reluctant child.

In fact, Shi Lanyan's appearance, Teacher Park and I are also very distressed to watch!

No way, human growth is like this, there are always some things that you don't have the ability to have, but they will still remain in your memory, even if others say it's not good, it's not worth it, but you like it, only this one reason is enough!

"Wait a minute, this young lady, just make a friend, this Pixiu is 47 yuan, you can take it away!"

Shi Lanyan happily opened her wallet, dipped her saliva with her index finger, and then counted them one by one, except for one twenty yuan and one ten-yuan in her wallet, the rest were 1 yuan bills.

"You always say my heart is like a glass......"

"Hey! What did you say? ”

After answering this horrible phone call, the rest of my life, like a cursed nightmare, officially began.