Li was relieved and walked in a hurry, and went straight to the inn to see Wei Zhixing.

Huanxi turned Li Fang and Li Xiaowu out of the door like a door god, saying that he would not let them in.

After a few days of training, the little girl really matured and experienced a lot, her face was like water, her eyes were above the top, and she glanced at Li Xiaowu, who was dressed in gray coarse cloth in the dust, and said with disdain: "How can my master want to see anyone who wants to see him?" Isn't it that my master can't open the door from morning to night, and the people who want to see him line up from the east of the city to the west of the city? ”

Li Xiaowu frowned, and he didn't think so, what kind of virtue is your master, I'm afraid there are few people in the whole Qi country who don't know, right? His temperament is twisted, like a stubborn donkey; After being rejected by Miss Liu, her temperament is even more erratic, cold like an ice streamer, there are only two or three friends, relatives and friends are even more withered, more than 20 years old, there is not even a warm bed, if it is not for Miss Liu, I am afraid that everyone in the capital thinks that the emperor's brother-in-law has some hidden disease.

Li Xiaowu was about to fight against each other, Li Fang had already glared at Li Xiaowu, Li Xiaowu hurriedly covered his back, for fear that the young general would kick him away and release the paper kite again.

Li Fang took out a greeting note from his arms, handed it to Huanxi gently, and said: "Please hand this post to your master, and say that Li wants to see him." ”

Huanxi looked up at Li Fang, although Li Fang was dusty, he was wearing a neck suit but he was worthless, and his momentum was also extraordinary, although he was polite to himself, his eyes carried a natural arrogance and all the momentum, so that he couldn't help but do what he was told.

Huanxi thought that his master was a big official from the capital, and he was unwilling to straighten his chest, like a proud pheasant, he glanced at Li Xiaowu aggressively, and looked at the post in his hand decently, only to see that the words on it recognized her, but she didn't know them, she only felt crooked, like a cucumber rack twisted together, or upside down, as if there were countless hands and feet, and the hooves were facing the sky, extremely awkward.

Huanxi didn't want to show his timidity, and his eyes were staring straight at the post.

Li Xiaowu saw that Huanxi took down the post and returned a picture of garlic, and his heart couldn't help but arch up, and he couldn't help but whisper sarcastically: "Obviously I don't know how to read, and I have to pretend to be a dog with a chew, and I humiliated Sven for nothing." ”

Although Huanxi couldn't hear what Li Xiaowu muttered clearly, it could be seen from his expression that what he said was not a good thing, and his thoughts about reporting were scattered, and he directly threw the worship post back to Li Xiaowu, and replied with an unhappy expression: "My master is an official in the capital, not a poor countryside, crumbs and other small people who want to see it." ”

Li Fang's rare patience was polished away by a sentence of joy, his own dignified young general, who was also a character who stomped three times above the court, how did he get to this small Chaoyang county, but instead became a disciple in the eyes of a small peasant girl and a hillbilly in the eyes of a little girl? What's even more annoying is that one ate his own "tofu", and the other let himself eat "closed-door soup", all of them have a good face and owe Feng, it is really a tiger who is not powerful, when he is a sick cat.

Li Xiaowu observed his words and looks, and saw that the young general was angry, as if he had obtained Shang Fang's sword, he took out the sword on his body, and put it on Huanxi's neck at once, without the slightest intention of pity and cherishing jade.

A blood line oozed from Huanxi's delicate neck, and the little girl was so frightened that tears poured out wildly, and she didn't dare to come out, for fear that if the anger was uneven, the sharp blade would cut through her blood vessels, and so far she was dying!

The door creaked open, Wei Yan looked at the tension outside the room with a cold face, a look of displeasure, and said to Li Xiaowu coldly: "It depends on the master to beat the dog, Li Guard's move is inappropriate, isn't it that he killed Hu Lu at the border pass and became a barbarian who only knows how to kill, and he doesn't even understand the minimum etiquette of being a subordinate?" ”

Li Xiaowu didn't have the slightest intention of putting down the sword, and opened his lips and counterattacked: "How can Li have the leisurely arrival of the Wei guards, he is only responsible for making the master's tea, cooking the master's meal, and watching the master's door, and he doesn't even have a second master who needs to be served, so it's really easy." Li is so busy that his feet are not sticky, that is, he is responsible for the safety of the general, and he is also responsible for protecting the family and defending the country. ”

Wei Yan didn't laugh angrily, hugged his shoulders, leaned on the door frame, and replied comfortably: "Wei is naturally not as busy as the Li guards, in addition to being a guard, he also has to help the master to put a wind, buy a rouge, and carry a sedan chair, Wei is ashamed of himself, so he takes Brother Li as an example everywhere, and persuades my family to learn from the appearance of a major general, walk horses on the street, go to the temple and incense, and go to the building to listen to the music, see if you can learn the general's fur, 'wait for the rabbit' to produce a master, and also achieve a beautiful thing for a talented and beautiful woman." It's just that this 'waiting for the rabbit' should also be cautious and pay attention to the fate law, otherwise it will not be good to keep back a 'tigress'. ”

Wei Yan said that this was clearly insinuating and condemning every word.

Li Fang's habit of "a good general and a beautiful woman" is well-known in the capital, and even in the whole of Daqi, he thinks he is a love saint, and he is extraordinarily good to the woman in a certain time, so he suffers his henchman Li Xiaowu, who often does things for the master, and it is common to buy jewelry and rouge and other flattering gadgets, and even the favored aunt wants to eat candy, he has to get up in the middle of the night to buy it for the master, Wei Yan's words not only satirized Li Xiaowu, but also alluded to Li Fang's amorousness.

Li Fang's "good beauty", not only regardless of the occasion, but even the object is the difference between heaven and earth, only unexpected, nothing can not be done, and the women who have a relationship with him overnight can all be included in the house, among which there are even Taoist aunts, widows and prostitutes, and they have teased the daughter of the envoy from the four products on the street, and the envoy of the capital is angry and cried in front of the emperor, accusing Li Fang's crimes with blood and tears, and also secretly provoking the emperor, the backyard of Li Fang, the only son of the general of Zhenguo, the beauty of women can be called the eight wildernesses, and the number of women is comparable to the inner courtyard of the imperial court.

The emperor listened to the old minister's tearful accusation, threw away the fold casually, and comforted the old minister with a smile: "As long as the young general of Zhenguo helps me take a good look at my northern frontier, except for the emperor's harem, the women in the world can be used as much as possible, and it is enough!" As long as he has the ability to stand it!! ”

The old minister's crying face was stunned, and he hurriedly said goodbye, deciding that as long as Li returned to the capital in the future, his wife, concubine, daughter, and even the female dog who guarded the door would all live in seclusion in the house and were not allowed to travel.

How do you know that Li Fang knew that he went to the emperor to complain in front of the emperor, and went to the door to propose his relatives with great fanfare, and threatened to go around threatening to have a skin-to-skin relationship with the daughter of the envoy of the capital and would be responsible to the end.

Three days later, he obediently carried the concubine from the backyard into the backyard of the Li Mansion, and became Li Fang's hundreds of fathers-in-law, Lao Taishan.

The original words of the emperor's joke were: as long as he can stand it. These words must have been deeply felt by the emperor. There are a lot of women in this backyard, and I really can't stand it occasionally, the emperor is like this, and so is this Li Fang.

As the old saying goes, there are hundreds of people, and they are uneven, not to mention a group of jealous women all day long? Character naturally has its own merits. Among them, there is such a person, this is Li Fang's hundreds of households of the frost, Xianggong because he saved Li Fang's life on the battlefield, Li Fang gave a lot of pension silver, this widow is actually a ruthless stubble, lying in front of Li Fang's horse in the street and refusing to get up, claiming that her husband died to save the young general, and she and her daughter could not survive in this barren land.

Li Fang naturally couldn't kill him like an ordinary woman, after all, her husband did die to save herself; Included in the mansion, Li Fang was unwilling, although the other party was beautiful, but after all, he was several years older than himself, and he also had a twelve-year-old daughter, the big one was not easy to eat, and the small one was too young, and finally thought of a compromise solution, brought it back to the Li Mansion, and arranged a position for a cook.

Originally, everything was fine, but this widow was greedy, and she was drugged in the middle of the night, Li Fang had no defense, and she was not born to be a person who pays attention to etiquette and law.

As the saying goes, a woman is thirty like a tiger, and a man is twenty like a dragon, Li Fang has a new understanding, so unhappy, and has been spoiled for more than a month.

Eating meat is satisfying, but if you eat it every day, you will have a greasy day, not to mention that Li Fang's "tiger meat" has been eaten day and night in the past month, so he naturally finds a way to eat other meat in his backyard, such as fox meat, rabbit meat, and flea meat..... Taste them one by one, and the rain and dew stick evenly.

As Li Fang became more and more careless, the new man replaced the old man, the widow was exposed, and he almost died by drugging a concubine who was rightfully favored and pregnant, Li Da was angry and wanted to kill the widow with a cane, and on the eve of the execution, the widow's twelve-year-old daughter climbed into Li Fang's bath bucket.

The widow was spared as she wished, but insiders will laugh at this Li Fang behind their backs, and take this as a warning, you need to be cautious when marrying a wife and taking a concubine, buy one and get two free is a good thing, but marrying a tigress becomes a disaster.

Although Li Xiaowu is a martial artist, he can still hear clearly, his face is pale with anger, he is just sarcastic, and he also insinuates that the major general is pulled, but his mouth is stupid, and he can't find a refutation when he searches his intestines and stomach, so he can only stare at Wei Yan with his eyes, as if he wants to stare at Wei Yan's body like a sieve.

Li Fang's face also became the color of pig liver, sparing his usual qi cultivation kung fu, he was eaten by a peasant girl before a pillar of incense, he had just eaten Yahuan's closed-door soup, and was ridiculed by Wei Zhixing's guards, and at this time he also reached the limit of bearing, if he didn't have a request for the surname Wei, he would definitely wave a sword and cut off Wei Yan's head as a ball.

Li Fang sighed secretly, this Chaoyang County really doesn't agree with him, and I'm afraid this trip will have many twists and turns.

Li Fang is not a good master, he took out a large piece of silver from his arms, threw it directly from the second floor to the account case on the first floor, deeply embedded in the solid table, the shopkeeper was so frightened that he used a kitchen knife to pry the silver out for a long time before knocking out the silver, and the table left a deep imprint.

How dare the shopkeeper say a word, without Li Fang's instructions, he directly opened the two upper rooms next to Wei Zhixing, and sent tea and food together.

Li Fang smiled, pushed the door into the room next to Wei Zhixing, turned around and raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Li Xiaowu, Wei guards respect your skills so much, don't let down his expectations." ”

Li Xiaowu has followed Li Fang for many years, and he is stupid about other things, but he knows the bad ideas of his master well, and as soon as the master moves, he knows how to pull out a few roundworms.