Chapter 58: The Man and the Stone
Day after day, the days passed quickly.
On Saturday afternoon, after receiving a call from Zhang Dashan, Xiao Luo changed into a more mature outfit and prepared to go out to breathe. College is a paradise for many people, but it is not so good for him, especially in the classroom, where he lives like a year.
"Brother Luo, are you going out?"
Zhu Xiaofei asked, then thought of a possibility, and showed a frightened look, "You don't really want to go to Sanda Club to meet Song Jian'an's challenge, right?" ”
Hearing the words Song Jian'an and challenge, Ding Kaiteng, who was lying on the bed reading a book, sat up and looked at Xiao Luo in panic.
"Lao Zhu, you think too much, I don't bother to pay attention to that kind of boring person." Xiao Luo smiled slightly.
"And what are you?"
"I've got a good friend coming to me, and I'm going to meet him tonight."
Xiao Luo took a light breath of air, "By the way, do you want to come along?" All-inclusive food and drink. ”
"Brother Luo must be going on a date with my sister, so we won't be light bulbs, hehe......" Zhu Xiaofei shook his head and bared his teeth and smiled.
"That's right, the person who is the light bulb is the most shameless."
Ding Kai agreed, then lay down and continued to read.
Xiao Luo was speechless for a while, and said in a deep voice: "It's a man." ”
"What? Male? ”
Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai glanced at each other, and they both saw shock in each other's eyes, no wonder they were not moved at all in the face of An Huanhuan's stubborn stalking, it turned out that it was because of ......
Zhu Xiaofei coughed a few times and said: "Brother Luo, we understand, you can go with peace of mind, we won't chew our tongues, we will definitely keep your mouth shut to help you keep this secret, and we won't look at you with strange eyes because of this, after all, it has been so long since the reform and opening up, our minds have long been liberated to the Pacific Ocean, not to mention men and men, even men and snakes, men and ghosts, men and stones, we all think it's nothing." ”
You all understand? What do you know?
Xiao Luo's whole person is not good, he knows that the man and the man are gay, but what the hell is the man and the snake, the man and the ghost, the man and the stone? Why have I never heard of it, is it out again?
"Lao Zhu, are you talking about Internet terms? What does it mean to be a man and a snake? Xiao Luo said puzzled.
"It's Xu Xian and the White Lady." Ding Kai put down the book.
"What about men and ghosts?"
"Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian."
Xiao Luo felt that his three views were being subverted, and then asked curiously: "What do the men and stones mean?" ”
"I'm talking about Brother Monkey's father." Zhu Xiaofei said with a smile.
“????”
A series of question marks appeared in Xiao Luo's mind.
"Brother Luo, you see, you can make the belly of the stone bigger, Brother Monkey's father is not awesome."
Zhu Xiaofei laughed and said, "One slept with a snake, one slept with a ghost, and one dared to sleep with a stone, so many predecessors created a new river of history in their habits, it is not surprising that Luo Ge's hobby is compared with them, hahaha......"
A black line stretched down Xiao Luo's face, and in the next second, he kicked this Zhu Xiaofei, who was laughing to the sky and laughing so much that tears rushed out.
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When Xiao Luo arrived at the school gate, Zhang Dashan and his white Corolla were already waiting there.
"Eggs, I haven't seen you for a while, why have you become handsome again." This was the first thing Zhang Dashan said.
Xiao Luo gave him a roll of the eyes, opened the car door and sat down in the passenger seat: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm a little hungry, hurry up and find a place to eat." ”
"What about the beautiful girls, didn't I ask you to bring a few beautiful girls out?"
Zhang Dashan shouted, but did not linger at the school gate, and drove the car slowly towards the city.
"You're so, I think it's necessary to order a doll for you online." Xiao Luo quipped.
"This can be had, but I want to import it from the island country, and I want a physical one, the kind of inflatable one that costs more than 100 yuan is too damn inferior, and it can't withstand a few violent impacts from me." Zhang Dashan said with a smile.
"Fuck off!" Xiao Luo really wanted to kick him.
"Wow Ka Ka ......"
Zhang Dashan was very excited, and deliberately pressed down the sports mode, increased the throttle, and made the speed soar in an instant, in order to match the current excitement. But he didn't dare to race for too long, not to mention that Jiangcheng is full of speed limit signs and traffic monitoring, even at traffic light intersections, ten fingers and toes can't be counted.
"By the way, Lao Xiao, you haven't told me what you're doing in Huaye." At a traffic light intersection, while waiting for the green light to pass, Zhang Dashan asked curiously.
"Entrusted by a man to protect a man." Xiao Luo has nothing to hide from his brother.
"What, protectors? When did you become a bodyguard? Zhang Dashan was extremely surprised.
Xiao Luo briefly recounted the experience of meeting Chu Yunxiong.
"Mom, it turns out that you are the daughter of protecting Chu Yunxiong in Huaye, the Chu Yunxiong of Chongshan Pavilion?" Zhang Dashan's eyes immediately widened, and he was very shocked.
Xiao Luo said: "Except for this Chu Yunxiong, there should be no one else in Jiangcheng with this name." ”
"it!"
Zhang Dashan looked at Xiao Luo like an alien, "You actually have a relationship with Chu Yunxiong, a business tycoon in Jiangcheng, what kind of shit luck are you." The object of your protection is still his daughter,, doesn't this make it clear that he wants to accept you as a son-in-law? ”
"I haven't seen you for a while, and you're good at your nonsense." Xiao Luo rolled his eyes.
"Who is, isn't it just acting like this on TV, by the way, how does Chu Yunxiong's daughter look, is she beautiful?" Zhang Dashan asked.
"It's okay, that's all."
Xiao Luo propped his chin and gave a pertinent evaluation.
"Yours are okay, that's very good."
Zhang Dashan already had a bottom in his heart, and said with Lai Pi, "Damn, brother doesn't care, you have to take me to meet, I happened to be handsome and cool enough to come out this time, if I can charm her, then I can immediately reach the peak of my life." ”
Xiao Luo took a closer look at him, not to mention, the person he is wearing now looks like a dog, it is indeed okay, white shirt and black trousers, Western-style, there is a strong gentlemanly temperament, the figure is okay, there is only one shortcoming, that is, the face is too fat, if it weren't for this, his old sister Xiao Ruyi would not have looked down on him at the beginning.
"Old Xiao, there is something I think is necessary to tell you." Zhang Dashan suddenly said with a straight face.
"What's the matter?" Xiao Luo frowned.
Zhang Dashan looked at the front seriously and said, "Zhao Mengqi has knocked on the side several times to learn about your situation from me, she should have gone to your place to look for you and found that you were not there." Listening to the tone of her voice, she seems to want to get back together with you. ”
Compound?
Xiao Luo shook his head and smiled, looking at the night scene outside the window, without saying a word, Zhao Mengqi's page had already turned the page here.
"What kind of goods is that Hua Haifeng of Huahai Group, a casual search on the Internet is countless negative information about him, countless women, and the speed of changing girlfriends is like turning paper, Zhao Mengqi really thinks that he has a big tree that he can rely on, and in the end, he is not ready to throw it away at any time when he has had enough of others." Zhang Dashan said indignantly, thinking that Zhao Mengqi was a stupid woman.
"Let's stop talking about her, let's talk about happy things." Shaw Row.
"That's what I'm saying, you and her are in the past, what am I pulling her up for, come on, let's continue to talk about Chu Yunxiong's daughter, how old is she? What is the measurements? What about the skin? Most importantly, does she have a boyfriend? Zhang Dashan suddenly became energetic.