Chapter 35: The Magic Weapon
The living are descending, Wang Shenghai can sense it.
The dummy descended, and Wang Shenghai could also sense it.
But will he be able to tell the truth from the fake?
The answer given by the old man is yes, and it is absolutely impossible to tell.
Wang Shenghai is a human being, not a god, even the old man may not be able to do something, he can do a fart!
"I told you to press the iron 'door' nail in, and you will press it in, don't hesitate, and don't ........ in advance."
The old man said, half-bent over, and made a gesture to 'insert' the second paper figure into the ground.
A second before the yellow paper figure touched the ground, the old man broke off and shouted: "Press! ”
I followed his command to press the thimble and break the last 'hole', and at the same time, the paper figure in his hand happened to be 'inserted' into the ground.
Before I could react, the old man carried my bag in one hand and dragged me in the other, and ran directly into the grove next to him, with an expression on his face similar to that of a thief.
Squatting in the thorn bushes, he opened his mouth to explain to me.
"Wang Shenghai couldn't imagine that I used a stand-in to descend to him, and now that turtle must be secretly happy, and he definitely thinks that we are both 'yin' by him." The old man lowered his voice and said: "The biggest effect of the snake skin drop is not to kill, it is to control people, this kind of drop is extremely difficult to solve, and it can make people lose their combat effectiveness in a short period of time, ordinary descending masters to solve this drop will definitely follow conventional means, including me a few years ago......."
As soon as the words fell, the old man snuffed out the cigarette butt in his hand and continued to talk to me.
"With conventional means, you will borrow a little 'yin' and yang qi, as long as the snake skin descends into these things, it will be 'excited' by the thorn in an instant, and then it will proliferate rapidly......." The old man grinned, and his smile was very complicated: "I estimate that this trick snake skin descending is the killing move left to me by Wang Shenghai." ”
"He'll believe we've been tricked, right?" I asked, with a worried expression: "That old thing is so 'fine', if he thinks a few more steps and thinks that this is a cover you have laid down, then it will be ........."
"Try it." The old man shrugged his shoulders and said very calmly: "Try it without 'spending' the money, fight for luck, and see if the turtle son will take the bait." ”
I nodded, not asking any more.
"He's come to fight with me, it's just playing with his life, and I've already found him, this turtle must be even more panicked........" The old man said as he squatted down, picked up a dead branch, and drew a circle on the ground lightly, covering both of us inside.
I looked at the old man's actions, and I felt like Sun Wukong drawing a circle to protect Tang Seng, and I couldn't help but quip: "Master, are you standing in this circle, and those monsters won't be able to find us?" ”
"Why do you talk so much?" The old man gave me a blank look, took out the bag of realgar powder from his bag, then added quicklime and some black 'colored' powder, stirred it and handed it to me: "Go and sprinkle these powders, and sprinkle them in this circle of grooves I have drawn." ”
When I got the order, I didn't dare to slack off, squatted on the ground and spread it carefully, for fear that the scattering would not be even enough, and from time to time I had to hook down and compare.
After I finished all this, the old man explained: "This circle is for covering qi, we are here, as long as we don't make too much movement, Wang Shenghai will definitely not find us." ”
"I don't think this has the highest success rate." I whispered, "Otherwise, let's both go out and fall to the ground and pretend to fall, and then ........ again."
"I can't pretend to be this." The old man spread his hands: "Why don't you try it?" ”
I didn't say anything, pretended not to hear him, and looked at the yellow paper man with great interest.
The current situation is similar to fishing, both expectant and apprehensive, for fear that the fish will not take the bait.
After waiting for a long time, we didn't see Wang Shenghai appear, not only was I anxious, but even the old man couldn't bear the 'sex' child, and he looked at it vigorously.
The pointer on the Gengpan still didn't move, pointing dead to the back of us, in this case, Wang Shenghai should not have moved, and he had been staying there.
"Dog's Day...... This miscellaneous skin will not be ....... Hey, it's moving! ”
Hearing the old man's excited voice, I couldn't help but 'agitate' and looked down at the Gengpan, and the pointers in the Tianchi were shaking from side to side.
"What's going on?" I asked curiously, "Where is he?" ”
"It's coming right in front of us." The old man said excitedly.
I hummed, and I couldn't hold back the 'agitation', so I asked, "Master, do you want to fight the law later?" ”
"How to fight?" The old man shook his head: "There shouldn't be, that's not the decisive factor." ”
"Isn't that the decisive factor?" I looked at the old man with a puzzled expression: "What is the decisive factor?" ”
"Magic weapon." The old man smiled mysteriously.
"Oh yes, master, I suddenly remembered something........" I asked in a low voice: "Since there is a range of surrender within five hundred meters, then Wang Shenghai should also descend on you, he is not stupid, if he doesn't do it, he will make a drop for you first, test you a few times, and only dare to approach this side if there is no problem, if he ........."
Before I could finish speaking, I heard a whoosh, and the little yellow paper figure on the right side of the formation suddenly turned blue as if it had been dyed.
"Don't worry." The old man smiled: "There is a stand-in, I'm afraid of a fart." ”
At this time, Xun Xing's pointer trembled more and more, and the old man's expression gradually became serious.
"You're not going to give him a surrender?" I asked anxiously, "That old thing is coming!" Take advantage of this opportunity to 'yin' him! ”
"There's no hurry." The old man smiled, and said very calmly: "The more we want to 'yin' him, the more likely the turtle is to escape, we have to make him feel that there is no danger, let him feel that we have fallen into the snakeskin and are about to die, understand?" ”
I nodded, and explained, you can look at it.
"I really don't know what you're worried about, didn't Lao Tzu tell you? I have a magic weapon! The old man smacked his lips and looked at me hatefully: "Look at your cowardice!" Lose face! ”
"What's the magic weapon?" I asked casually.
The old man once again 'revealed' that extremely mysterious smile, and quietly put his hand on his back waist and 'groped' it carefully.
Soon, he took off the so-called "magic weapon" and shook it in front of my eyes.
"This is the magic weapon?" I asked the old man tentatively.
"Isn't it!" The old man nodded, looking 'quite proud'.
"Does this have anything to do with the descent?" I gave him a blank look.
"You know an egg?" The old man looked at me like a stupid 'force', and said impatiently: "Science and technology are the primary productive forces, haven't you heard this sentence?" ”
I've heard it, but I really haven't heard it from the mouth of the "magic stick".
Looking at the pistol in the old man's hand, I was a little 'lost', really, as if I was in a dream.
Modern weapons and 'yin' and yang arts, do these two things go hand in hand?
At this time, the old man took out his gun and shouted the magic weapon, and he gave me the same feeling as the soldier on the battlefield holding the divine flag and shouting "Master Zu shows his might".
"Don't think I'm joking with you." The old man's expression suddenly became serious, and what he said to me seemed to be a reminder and a warning: "Mr. is Mr. after all, no matter how powerful he is, he can't get out of the boundary of the 'flesh' body and mortal fetus, let alone Wang Shenghai, even a gentleman like me, if you shoot me, I will also die." ”
"Understood." I nodded.
"If you encounter trouble that can't be solved in the future, remember to solve it from a different angle, for example, if someone fights with you, and you feel troublesome, then you can find someone to shoot him with a black gun, wouldn't it be nice to kill him with one shot?"
The old man is kind and 'seductive' to me, and he is full of children who can be taught.
"But, God has the virtue of a good life, let's not move the gun if we can't use it, after all, it's not good to say."
"But this is also a scoring situation, if the other party is too obscene, you can ignore this."
Suddenly, in the grove behind us, there was a sound of shooing, as if something was shuttling through the woods.
"It's coming!" The old man's eyes lit up, he clenched the pistol that seemed to be given to him by Zhou Zhiguo, and said to me with great interest: "I'll let you see today, what is the real magic weapon!" ”
"Are you really going to shoot?" I asked worriedly, "Is this murder?" ”
"Self-defense, you know what a fart?"
The old man said, raised his pistol, and gestured against the grove behind him, as if aiming at it.
"When he 'shows' his head, Lao Tzu will shoot this dog to death!"