Chapter 104: Everything is an accident

Wei Yan, who was like a clear breeze like the moon, pointed to the eaves of the Yue family, and said in a voice as clear as a spring: "This is the first 'accident'. ”,

Everyone looked in the direction of their fingers, only to see that under the eaves, a string of crystal clear ice streamers hung under it, shaped like a sharp knife, under the sunlight, but it was brilliant and beautiful. In the winter, the ice and snow melt and freeze, and the unique scenery of the farmhouse is formed, and some naughty babies will try their best to get it down and put it in their mouths as ice fruits to eat, cool and silky, delicious and fun.

Looking at many of the half-broken ice streamers, everyone was stunned, and then they understood where the face injuries of Yin Jin's father and son came from, but how could they be so swollen?

Wei Yan arrogantly pointed to the small basket drying on the clothesline and a large piece of red powder on the ground and said, "This is the second 'accident'." ”

Mingyue's eyes narrowed, and she picked up a small insect corpse from the chili pepper and said: "My chili noodles are hanging on the top of the cauldron, and I found that there were insects a few days ago, and I was reluctant to throw them, so I thought about freezing the insects to death and continued to eat chili noodles, so I hung them outside." ”

Everyone suddenly understood that this Yin family father and son were really "unlucky".

Wei Yan pointed at the two big dogs with his finger, and it was self-evident that this was the third accident.

How did the villagers know that the dog had a process of being stunned, and in their eyes, being bitten by a dog was not an accident. As for the real reason, why did the Mongolian medicine suddenly fail, or why didn't the dog eat the bun...... I'm afraid only Yin Mingyue herself knows, but who cares!?

A farce ended like this, Zhai kept the seven taels of silver she had gotten, and Mingyue didn't dig deeper; Song lost face and became a petty thief and troublemaker; Yin Jin's father and son were beaten and injured and humiliated; Although Mingyue is missing seven taels of silver, but it has played a deterrent role in the village, those who are ready to move, restless, have stopped the idea of beating the Yin family's three rooms as soon as possible, this Yin Mingyue is too fierce, just "unintentionally", it will make the Yin father and son as if they were subjected to ten tortures, if this is "intentional", I am afraid that they will have to enter the eighteenth layer of hell.

Yin Cai silently helped his eldest brother Yin Jin up, with guilt, embarrassment, anxiety, and remorse in his expression, he didn't even know whether he should hate Mingyue for using him, or should he hate such an unbearable father and sister-in-law.

At the end of the play, Wei Yan smiled and raised his finger at Mingyue, the smile included too much content, there was undisguised appreciation, there was insight into everything, and more of Mingyue's careful thinking. How can so many "accidents" be mere "accidents"?

The ice stream was obviously deliberately made by someone, and it was half-broken, as long as it was strened out, it would fall like hail, like a knife in the world, although it was not fatal, but it was inevitable that it would be injured; The northwest wind howls angrily in the winter, and there is no credibility in how to say that the frozen peppers are frozen in the middle of the night; There is also a dog, not barking and biting the timing is so good, how to see how there is a suspicion of deliberateness, and the biggest suspicion is the owner of the dog, ---- Yin Mingyue, as for how to do it, only she knows.

Mingyue shrugged her shoulders indifferently, covered the snowman's exposed sleeves with snow again, and showed her white teeth at Wei Yan, smiling so innocently, Wei Yan felt the wind on his neck, and couldn't help but shudder.

Yes, it's a chill, an irrepressible chill, because how do he think these two snowmen are weird, so majestic, one is tall, one is long, one is cute, and the other is uncertain, just like yes, just like Wei Lai and himself.

And it was two snowmen the size of a man, especially when a black sleeve was pulled out, which made the Song family completely hysterical, and the defense line collapsed in his heart, and he was the first to say the truth frantically.

The ghost tricks of these black-bellied calculators are really similar to the appearance of his master Wei Zhixing's black-bellied belly, and he must be careful in the future, he doesn't want to be a frozen man in the snowman, and he doesn't want to be stuffed into the second "big table" in the house!!

Wei Yan invited Mingyue into the car with an extremely "awe-inspiring" mood, and he really didn't dare to agree with Yin Mingyue's outfit and couldn't bear to look at it directly, Mingyue, who wore women's clothes and combed the girl's hair bun, was even more miserable than the original men's clothes, her face was still gray, her hair was messily twisted into two popular double buns, but they were high on the left and low on the right, big on the left and small on the right, just like yes, like a big black bun from the hands of two guys, or was it twisted......

Wei Yan silently glanced back at the snowman with a long figure, and silently thought in his heart, it is better to offend the villain, not to offend the woman, rather to offend the villain or the woman, not to offend the villain and the woman, Yin Mingyue is the villain and the woman. After meditating, I found that Mingyue's bun looked a lot more pleasing to the eye, and my mood was a lot happier.

The bright moon is light and light on the surface, but what kind of "sorrow" is in her heart, holding a white jar in her hand, her palm is like lava under a hot spring, and she is roasted and soaked in sweat from time to time. If your life is not good, you will have a lot of trouble. And it seems that neither of these is a good ending.

After reciting the "Great Compassion Mantra" and "Death Mantra" countless times along the way, he finally reached the county office, Mingyue probed his brain out of the small window of the carriage, if the little hamster who observed the enemy's situation, looked left and right, sneaky, Wei Yan couldn't help but laugh and said: "Miss Yin, get out of the car, General Li Shao is busy looking around for 'fugitives', and this time is not in the county office." ”

Mingyue relieved herself, breathed a long sigh of relief, coughed lightly, Gu Zuo leaned out of the carriage dignified and elegant, because she had seen countless palace fighting scenes and house fighting scenes, and that half-shy and forgiving appearance really had a bit of the look of everyone's ladies looking forward to being displaced.

The joy of going out of the house to welcome the guests on behalf of the host couldn't help but feel sorry, stunned on one side, motionless.

Wei Lai frowned, looked at Huanxi, who looked like a wood, with dissatisfaction, and coughed heavily, outsiders couldn't hear it clearly, but Huanxi obviously heard the meaning of warning.

Huanxi hurriedly bowed down, his body arched and bent on the side of the carriage, forming a top-down "ladder" with the carriage, Mingyue's face suddenly showed embarrassment, is this to let herself step on the human ladder to get off the car? That's too much to do, right?

Mingyue hesitated between stepping on it and not stepping on it, if she jumped down directly, her posture would be unsightly, she didn't care, she didn't skip, but looking at Wei Yan's expression, I was afraid that she would blame Huanxi for not doing her job well; But if you step on it, you will feel like a thorn in your throat, and it will be extremely uncomfortable.

Mingyue looked at the room close to more than a dozen steps away, frowned, and said to Huanxi with a pleasant face: "I'm tired and happy, and the girl will bring an embroidery stool here." ”

Huanxi stood up straight, lowered his eyebrows, couldn't see clearly, just turned around and entered the house obediently, brought a group-patterned embroidered stool over, carefully placed it next to the carriage, and stretched out a slender little hand.

Mingyue didn't twist and act again, learning from everyone's young lady, lightly putting her hand on her joyful hand, lightly opening her lotus feet, stepping down from the clouds like a flower fairy, the posture was enough, and the majesty was just right, but the outfit on her body was too shabby, a girl dressed as a poor and sloppy maid, and was held by a girl wearing a silk flower with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, which made people feel dislocated.

Down-to-earth, Mingyue wiped the skirt lightly, sorted out the dust, only for a moment, the image just now was broken, the face was depressed, the body was rickety, and the gypsum powder jar was tightly held in his arms and walked towards the house, walking so slowly, three steps a little, five steps for a meal, ten steps for a breath, twenty steps for a turn.

Looking at Wei Yan with pitiful eyes, it seemed that she was not a guest here, but a girl from a good family who was about to be sold, but a distance of more than a dozen steps, but she walked hundreds of steps, lost the time of a pillar of incense, and prayed in her heart......

The noise outside the door has been ringing for a long time, but no one has come in, the man in the house held his breath, listened carefully to the movement outside, the brush in his hand did not stop painting, but the painted bees were like butterflies, the small narrow leaves of the willow tree turned into large round leaves of poplar, and even the bottom of the stump was also stained by a simple stain, and it was confused to paint a piece, and it was impossible to distinguish which piece was wood, which piece was stone, and which piece was a tree knot.

When the man's patience was about to wear out, the door was finally pushed open, and Mingyue appeared at the door with a reluctant face.

The man didn't even raise his head, he finished painting the "four dislikes" one by one, nodded quite "satisfied", put down the Zihao pen, raised his head, and swept his eyes to Mingyue carelessly, looked at the white porcelain jars in Mingyue's arms, pointed to the dozen jars on the side of the case and said, "Put them here." ”

Mingyue strode to the jar, looking at the jars of red, yellow, green, black and so on in amazement, her eyes were like these colorful jars, blooming with countless styles, and sighed: "Oh, so many colors of jars? It doesn't mean what color the jar is, what color the powder is inside, right? What do these powders do? Is it a monthly mood mask? Or rouge, eyeshadow or something? Huh----"

Mingyue's eyes were finally attracted by the black and white ink paintings painted by the man, and then looked at the colorful jars, and finally slapped her head with a flash of inspiration...... Take out a jar at will, enough for a farmer to live safely for a year!

Sure enough, the days of wealth are not something that ordinary people can enjoy, if you let yourself use them to paint, before you finish painting, you will first feel distressed and shocked.

Mingyue was really shocked, her mind was dizzy, and she didn't dare to put down the white jar in her hand, in the middle of this pile of valuable powder, her own gypsum powder was so ...... Such a "down-to-earth" atmosphere is like a sparrow entering a phoenix group, and an ant climbing an elephant's body, so frightened that he is at a loss.

The girl's eyes stared at the man's ink painting for a moment, the corners of the man's lips were flying, and she was content, her painting skills have always been quite attained, even His Majesty the Emperor had begged for it, and the little peasant girl's vision was not too bad.

The man put the pen away arrogantly, pointed to the paint jar in the corner of the table again, and said, "Put it down, and try these newly made paints in a while." ”